Professional programmer here

That is not how hacking works.

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hobbyist programmer here
    Yes it is

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You sound like you're full of shit

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my uncle is a hacker for Nintendo and this is absolutely how hacking works

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cyber security consultant here
    It's close. You just automate that part nowadays.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    More professional programmer than OP here. That's exactly how hacking works.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Professional homosexual here
    OP is my biggest inspiration

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It is, you see, the virtual lockpick hack checks the mainframe because when the right character is entered for each part of the password, the way the bits flip is louder, just like a real lock. So the hacker code then translates that into the display on the right. Obviously. Dumbass.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Next youll tell me the secret to lockpicking isnt finding the one spot in the lock that doesnt have tension

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just hacked your mainframe database after practicing in Fallout

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Most people are just script kiddies but hacking hex code is a real thing.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I always preferred science over lockpicking in my fallout playthroughs. It just was cooler.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    both lockpick and science minigames are so annoying. I'd rather see *miss* 100 times

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's much easier, thanks to the toolkits available in different linux distros related to memesecurity

    hell, people can't even write their own payloads let alone shellcode

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can't tell if it's that Black person from the Thor movies who also sang that "Black person" song for the iPhone commercial, or if it's Robert Downey Jr. in makeup.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's Bond James Bond

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah
          It's his song btw

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          In your dreams you re cybetroon 2077 homie shiller

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    PROFESSIONAL programmer REACTS to hacking in FALLOUT

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Guy who watched the Matrix here
    This is just super high level hacking that I guess you aren't privy to

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The answer is TANKS

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Professional programmer
    Yeah? And you know every single comptuer in the world? That's what I thought, loser

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hacking looks like the most boring thing on this planet of earth. It needs to be exaggerated to even be remotely interesting.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It really works by rifling through peoples stuff till you find someone wrote the password down somewhere

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe the people in fallout 4 are moronic and store the password in plain text in their hard drives so you have search through the bytes to find the password

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >That is not how hacking works.
    Fact
    Real hacking looks like this

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's nothing, check this out

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's nothing, check this out

      Now THIS is hacking:

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Professional hacker known as fourchan here.
    This is how programming works.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah it does.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't matter, it's a video game

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tell me OP, unironically how do I learn to program. I really want to do it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just ask ChatGPT or any other LLM implementation trained with code databases to write your programs for you, saar

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >pepe
        >expected a low quality post
        >it's actually a low quality post
        Amazing

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          as with coding, consistency is key

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      play Factorio

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, but it's how finding cheats work

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are we looking at the stack of a 16-bit DOS program?

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who gives a shit? techbros are homosexuals now

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    <[{[(<>]
    Looks like I just reset all of my hacking tries, nice security program, dumbass.

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Average REGEX string

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      made me chuckle

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Journalist" here
    That's totally how it works.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You do know that jurnos use stock images for headlines alot?

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you can read the ram, and they have very small amounts (<10Mb) and no encryption it is
    It's just a memory dump to lookup passwords (unencrypted) with a hardlockout after failures
    This is litterally what Heartbeat was btw

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This
      Pipboy boot sequence mentions it's got 64kb RAM and that's an actual PDA-type device, whereas Fallout terminals are pretty much just dumb terminals that connect to a remote datacenter to run a remote instance of the OS, it's basically cloud computing.

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    any good FO4 ENBs?

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tap 3 random words, back out before clicking the 4th, repeat untill unlocked.
    Literally quicker than finding the matching words.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Or just click a couple of brackets before backing out.

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >play for the millionth time
    >huh, why are these junk characters highlighted like a word
    >click it
    >wrong answers removed
    >guesses refreshed

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        sprinkled into the text are special arrangements of brackets that either refresh your tries or remove the incorrect words from the board.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          IVE PLAYED FO3 SINCE RELEASE, I HAVE A 1000S OF HOURS ACROSS THE FRANCHISE HOW COME THIS IS A FIRST TIME OF HEARING THIS???

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's in FO4 as well.
            People just do not read the ingame manual apparently because IIRC in all 3 Beth FO games those special characters are mentioned in the help file for Hacking.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I only know about this because I've watched Gopher do a modded playthrough when I was little and he mentioned it

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >it was always stated
              Wtf?

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Post-professional programmer here.
    Yes it is.
    Source: I just haxx0red into OP's mainframe.

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    those are pre-war computers, so it's not outrageous that the passwords would be stored in plaintext in memory, it's just a matter of picking a string from the correct address
    it's a really shitty system, but not totally ridiculous

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this is how actual hacking works

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Prey has accurate hacking like pic related

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