He got caught doing the pedo. Pretty typical for smash things
Hungrybox is an infamous child groomer and molester who plays a children's party game to get close to kids and other sick fetishists. He should be brained with a brick not banned
>plays a children's party game to get close to kids
I'm about to tell you something horrifying: this is true of any man who interacts with children, including all the male teachers you had.
I hate kids and would never get a job dealing with them - which is completely normal for a man. If you look throughout history and at different cultures, you'll see small enclaves of adult men coming up with excuses to put themselves in close proximity to children. And it's not due to the goodness of their hearts. Sometimes these occupations allow them sexual or quasi-sexual access. For example, there's this island where every boy, upon hitting puberty, has to fellate a shaman or whatever and swallow their semen, because it's believed that it's the only way for men to get semen of their own. Those guys know exactly what they're doing.
My middle school math teach used to drop pencils by female students and look up their skirts and "allegedly" even had sex with a 6th grade girl when I was in 8th grade so this checks out.
Eeeewww, why doesn’t Nintendo make a bathing game to teach them?
why do people not fricking shower, once you start to stink take one it's not fricking hard, do they even care how bad the reek is so pungent especially with the heat have some goddamn common courtesy
The facebook screenshot is edited. You'll notice that the date has a much different level of compression than the surrounding text. The original post was from 2015, and the Tallahassee scene really turned itself around by 2017
smash players smell because the players are way more dedicated to the game than other fanbases, as it is highly demanding game. they don't have time for trivial stuff like bathing, which just wastes time that could be spent honing your smash skills.
Actually, I think it has more to do with race and cognitive profiles, but I don't want to get too deep into it because I'll get mass-reported by trannies.
Yeah but that’s not the whole story, he seemed to have covid or some type of bacterial infection and was even coughing up blood. When you’re coughing up blood, you should probably try to make sure you aren’t around people and maybe get yourself to the hospital, not be a dumbass and care more about a video game tournament then your actual health.
Frick that. I had one of the worst Flu symptoms ever and I still showed up to class because I'd rather infect every single person in my classroom than risk getting an A-.
The TO for our fighting game club in college used to walk around with a febreeze bottle on smash nights. It wasn't a gag he would spritz anyone if they smelled bad. If I wasn't helping with equipment I would avoid smash nights like the plague. The smelly smash player meme is reality.
Quick rundown for those not in known or just curious ig >Tourney rules says you need to wear a mask if you have any kind of runny nose or if you are sick in any way >HBOX knew he was sick >Decided to go without mask anyway because he thought it wasn't coff >Oops he coff'd blood during tourney >DQs and goes back home >Tests positive >Oops >Apologized later same day and said he will follow the tourney rules better and encouraged others to do the same
Now he got banned for every future St.Louis events which is quite overboard.
HBox went moron, but I guess some tourney organizers want to jerk off their powertrip as much as they can.
Quick rundown for those not in known or just curious ig >Tourney rules says you need to wear a mask if you have any kind of runny nose or if you are sick in any way >HBOX knew he was sick >Decided to go without mask anyway because he thought it wasn't coff >Oops he coff'd blood during tourney >DQs and goes back home >Tests positive >Oops >Apologized later same day and said he will follow the tourney rules better and encouraged others to do the same
Now he got banned for every future St.Louis events which is quite overboard.
HBox went moron, but I guess some tourney organizers want to jerk off their powertrip as much as they can.
Also, it wasn't even coff when I read more into it because who needs proper research?
He had "peptic ulcer"(Am ESL, dunno what that is) and his doc said earlier that it might be infectious but he went still or something.
People saying different shit in different places. Hard to believe anyone.
Some people on Twitter are on hateboner train of course and does their best to feed the flames to feel any sense of power, but most are like "Oh, that's shitty for going to tourney when sick. Why perma tho?"
Especially as it wasn't covid.
Just don't go to tourney when you are sick. This whole shit will be used as a shitty publicity stunt by the tourney organizers and others rather than any proper ruling or discussion.
>coughed blood
Bro that's not just a meme flu he's got something serious.
Yeh, went to read more. My bad.
So much fricking misinformation and I spent frickton of time already reading and trying to find more info.
He didn't get diagnosed with an ulcer until later. They aren't exactly contagious, but he went to urgent care and didn't give him a diagnosis, just told him it's probably covid or an invection, so with a negative covid test he decided to go out anyways.
This is ultimately the reason why he got banned, he knew he was sick with some unknown ailment and decided to go play anyways. It ended up being nothing but that behavior is pretty looked down. Fricker could have been spreading like the bubonic plague given the average smashgay hygiene habits.
The mistake is that he was so open about it. Why tell people he coughed up blood and all this, he could've just said "yeah tummy hort I'm pulling out" and then not talk about anything
>he knew he was sick with some unknown ailment and decided to go play anyways
Exactly, as I said.
Don't go to events if you are sick. Tho it is pretty strange that TO didn't do anything or block him for entering or make him wear a mask at least.
Super strange.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I don't think any Smash TO is going to talk back to Hungybox. Seems like the kinda gay that would've sperged online about how "the mean TO wouldn't let him play" until no one goes to his tournaments again.
2 years ago
Anonymous
They wanted to make him wear a mask, but he said he had difficulty breathing and they made an exception for him. But not like anyone cares about masks anymore anyways. You have 3-4 commentators huddling around a table screaming into each other's faces without wearing masks so it's just a double standard at this point.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Don't forget ibdw b***hing about how everyone needs to wear a mask while not wearing one himself on quiet a few occasions, including yelling in Hbox's face and next to said commentators for interviews.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>They wanted to make him wear a mask, but he said he had difficulty breathing and they made an exception for him
I didn't hear about this, tried to find as much info about the case but couldn't find any from the TO. Can you link the source, because it would change a frickton about the situation.
2 years ago
Anonymous
One of the commentators said it during the stream. You can probably hear it just before the last set he played.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Frick. That sucks
2 years ago
Anonymous
Some anon on /vg/ said he went there what happened is most people wore masks day 1 but some started taking it off with no consequences, so most had it off day 2, then day 3 post hbox they were all strict about it because damage controlling.
But anon could just be bullshitting.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>They wanted to make him wear a mask, but he said he had difficulty breathing and they made an exception for him.
If you're sick to the point that a mask makes it too difficult for you to breathe, then you should probably not attend a crowded, public event.
That's even more of a reason for why he should have either worn the mask or not attended at all. Not a reason to make an exception.
2 years ago
Anonymous
truth
2 years ago
Anonymous
Okay there Cody.
2 years ago
Anonymous
The only reason they wanted everyone to wear a mask was because they thought it would mask their scent.
He didn't get diagnosed with an ulcer until later. They aren't exactly contagious, but he went to urgent care and didn't give him a diagnosis, just told him it's probably covid or an invection, so with a negative covid test he decided to go out anyways.
This is ultimately the reason why he got banned, he knew he was sick with some unknown ailment and decided to go play anyways. It ended up being nothing but that behavior is pretty looked down. Fricker could have been spreading like the bubonic plague given the average smashgay hygiene habits.
Coughing up blood is cause for alarm, but it's barely ever because of some contagious disease, especially in fricking America of all places. If he just got back from bumfrick Africa, yeah then it's cause for concern, but if you are coughing up blood in America you either >got shot and are dying >internal bleeding and are dying >laceration in your throat >ulcer
That's about it. I've thrown up blood after drinking too much. If it only comes up once, you are fine. If you are constantly puking blood, you are probably dying, but you aren't contagious 99.99999% of the time in a 1st world country.
A key thing both anons missed is that he admitted to asking the health care provider if he could go to the tournament, and was "advised not to" but went anyways.
If this was some random 0-2 jackass we'd have him kicked out no q, but we gotta flex that tpp baby.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Yeah, but what the frick do these pharma pushing salesman know? A general physician is nothing more than a con artist. The only real doctors are ones in the ICU and surgeons.
2 years ago
Anonymous
They probably know more about disease than, I don't know, Hungrybox? Considering he asked?
2 years ago
Anonymous
>tell him it could be covid but who the frick knows >didn't even try to test him for anything else >finds out it's an ulcer days later after a second opinion
Con artist. I went to the ER with a 104 degree fever and extremely dehydrated and they told me "it's covid" immediately and then I tested negative for covid 4 times and eventually after weeks of rest and multiple hospital visits I just got better without ever finding out what it actually was. Thanks medicine. I wish I could just cut doctors out of the equation and just get a nurse to come hook me up to an IV whenever I'm sick because that's the only thing going to the emergency room is good for unless you have something noticeably wrong with you like a bone sticking out of your leg.
2 years ago
Anonymous
It's not about it being covid, it's about the fact he asked >should I be in public >I suggest you not be in public >I'm going to go to a 1000 person event
They need to spread their fear and lies to keep profits up. I hope this time will be the time people realize it's all a hoax, but I went shopping yesterday and more people were wearing masks then not. The Covid Cult is back in full force.
Do you understand how a business works? They need to make INFINITE profit. If Moderna's and Pfizer's profits go down, they'll actually get into legal trouble. They need to keep up the covid hysteria to continue their infinite climb.
2 years ago
Anonymous
this isn't their only moneymaker and the numbers don't lie. reds are more likely to die, right above blacks, because of their already poor health. Companies are going to profit either way, it just so happens that they hit a gold mine with the pandemic.
and get ready: viruses are going to be more common thanks to the Earth's changing climate.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>viruses are going to be more common thanks to the Earth's changing climate.
Holy shit you muppets actually say shit like this unironically.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Do you understand how a business works? They need to make INFINITE profit.
you just described the exact reason why America intentionally did nothing to stop covid so that everyone could go back to work and keep muh economy afloat.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Remember when democrats called trump a racist for wanting to lock down air travel when covid was going around in china and then all the big democrat politicians decided to do photo ops with chinks during new years festivals and plastered on every paper how stupid and racist and evil and schizo it was to think chink flu was a real thing
I remember
2 years ago
Anonymous
hmm, that does ring a bell
2 years ago
Anonymous
I believe it was New York that pulled something similar during Chinese New Year.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>corona "kills thousands" when it benefits my political stance >but if it doesn't it's just a meme flu and the government telling me to get a shot to protect myself is literally 1984
Why is /vpol/ like this
2 years ago
Anonymous
here, little homosexual leftoid. i'll explain it to you
Covid is LITERALLY a flu. THig is, if you are an old frick homosexual a flu will cause pneumonia and kill you.
Now, there's a few wya to go about it from there.
You can try to minimise casualties by isolating vulnerable people (mostly old folks) while the young and healthy catch it and build immunity. Life goes on as mostly normal, some people die but they already had a foot in the grave.
OR you can lockdown everyone in the vain hope of eradicating a fricking flu virus, throw the economy in the shitter, indirectly kill thousands (maybe millions) by stopping surgeries, cancer screening, mental health services etc. and cause a solid half of the population to mentally regress to autoritariannism and dependance
2 years ago
Anonymous
Its not literally a flu. The death rates are far beyond those of a flu moron. And just saying thats fake doesnt really work. My countries economy is fricked and it's not because of lockdown it's because we lost far to much of the work force to the pandemic and now business can't keep employees. The older people died, the young took their jobs and now the shitty jobs that no one wants to work but everybody needs have zero employees.
2 years ago
Anonymous
lol no. death rates are about usual for a flu, average yearly death hasn't changed for shit, and lack of employees is because most leftist shitstain country decided to print money so people learned that they could live on government dole.
By posting your moronic homosexualry you proved you probably were old homosexual parasite, and i hope you die from covid.
2 years ago
Anonymous
No its fricking no you moron. Average death rate for covid is 10 fricking times that of the flu. The only reason the overall death rate hasn't gone through the roof in some places is because of lockdown. And no in my country gets money to sit on their ass, they're dead you fricking moron.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Have you tried not sucking humoungous amount of wiener, fluhomosexual?
It's a fricking flu, and unless you are 80 fricking years old or a aids ridden fatfrick covid won,t do shit to you.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Do you understand how a business works? They need to make INFINITE profit.
you just described the exact reason why America intentionally did nothing to stop covid so that everyone could go back to work and keep muh economy afloat.
I really want another lockdown, seeing the world go to shit right before your eyes, even mass riots were kino
2 years ago
Anonymous
For the first two weeks there was literally no cars on the road it was awesome
2 years ago
Anonymous
For the first two weeks there was literally no cars on the road it was awesome
I agree
shit was so comfy
2 years ago
Anonymous
>keep muh economy afloat.
If the economy completely collpassed beyond any crash BILLIONS would die, that's the difference here.
We already saw that in Europe they agree that lockdowns were a mistake and did more harm than good.
It's because moronic wienersuckers have been fooled by shitposts and infographs on the internet. So it's a fricking political issue now. Reality is not important. The only thing that is important is rallying the base to keep in power, and more importantly the money flowing for their masters.
America is extremely lawsuit-happy over the most trivial bits of bullshit.
Thus a lot of people doing anything business related have to do everything they can to cover their ass because all it takes is one inconvenienced person going full karen to get them into a legal battle.
i've known a concerning amount of people who've claimed long covid symptoms and honestly I've been wanting an excuse to wear a mask in public long before covid came around and have always felt that wearing a mask when you're sick should be standard anyway
>i guess some tourney organizers
every homosexual on internet message boards who tried to desperately fit in, always became mods. it always played out like this. they have no power but want to control everyone else.
I'm so fricking sick of TOs thinking they are above the law. Especially when most of them are trannies or give power to trannies and they end up causing the most bullshit drama.
I think you got that backwards. If the number 1 player is confirmed to not be going to a major, it becomes an even more attractive event to go to for other big players.
No, because Melee players don't play Melee for a paycheck, lmao. Especially not from some shit tier tournament like Double Down. Melee players play because they thrive off the competition and want to prove they are the best. Many times top players have refused to go to an event because it doesn't have enough top players. M2K used to go to all events because he's an autist and Hbox wants to grind since he had a really bad covid era so he's been going to every event. But Armada, Mang0, Leffen, Zain, IBDW, etc have all turned down going to events because there wasn't enough good competition. Almost none of them ever go to anything that isn't a major or super major.
>las vegas
Wait a fricking second, so some shitty power tripping troony TOs in St. Louis banned Hbox for attending a DIFFERENT tournament while sick? Because this controversy happened at Double Down, which is in Las Vegas Nevada and not St. Louis Missouri. Lmao, imagine being such a homosexual that you ban someone from attending the Melee scene in your shitty small ass town because of a thing that had nothing to do with you at all.
>that pitiful prize pool
How rich is Amsa that he can afford to fly out from Japan to all these American tournaments where the prize pool even if he got first place would not even pay for half the flight?
it is more likely but not always the case. Depending on jobs or climate you might stink but be completely healthy. It is not always a lifestyle choice like it is for smash players
>life like bideo game
No seriously, if I get it and it does absolutely nothing, and then my immune system fights it off and still nothing happens, then why should I give a shit?
yeah, the big bad deadly mutations will happen any day now, even tho that would directly reduce the virus ability to spread, which is a ecolutive cul de sac.
Seatbelt is probably a better analogy. By law you're required to buckle up, but you can drive without it, and if you get into a crash, you'll be better off having worn the seatbelt.
Not really because seatbelts protect you from accidents that are actually dangerous whereas the Covid vaccine is basically just a litmus test for mainstream media susceptibility at this point
One in which biology exists and so does the concept of mutation, but hey it's not like there's ever been other viruses that have turned into something far deadlier over time or anything.
>come into this thread wanting to hear about what happened to HBox >half of the posts are just political shitflinging regarding Covid
God damn it I hate you people so fricking much
>midwit ostrich pretends the Hbox ban isn't connected to covid paranoia
cmon you don't really hate anyone, you're too middle of the road for dangerous emotions like that
Reminder nearly every """"professional"""" player in the smash community has a bone to pick with Hbox because he keeps winning with an uncommon character and rather than learn the match up they just want him gone. Of course they'll take any chance to get rid of him.
If you hate smashers, then support Hbox. His entire existence is to make other smasher seethe to no end.
why are smash players like this?
all the other pro players that play fighting games would either switch to the top tier or just learn the matchup, why do smash players love to b***h and moan about their top tiers?
unironically because they're all furries who never grew out of their "badass looking animal characters are the most badass!!" phase from middle school. so the idea that a ridiculous looking character like jigglypuff might trounce their special star fox or falco confuses and enrages them. couple that with the fact that they all have massive superiority complexes and you get a recipe for pure concentrated seethe
If he wasn't feeling well (especially to the point of fricking coughing up blood), he should have not gone. I don't feel bad for him being banned for it, because he was being a fricking idiot.
It's literally his own fault for posting on twitter about coughing up blood.
Should've known to keep that shit to yourself with all the mentally ill people in the community that were obviously gonna use this against him.
>so sick thatat is almost coughing up blood and had to dq himself and rush to a clinic
jesus fricking christ. just go to the fricking doctor first. it is not like he will die by not attending a tournament
He makes more money streaming anyways, he even could have turned this into a win saying that he valued his personal health and the safety of others by electing to drop out after having health complications and done it on a livestream where people pity donate to him and later post it on youtube for additional revenue, now the dumbass is banned.
>have 12 year old daughter >she’s a daddy’s girl and soft spoken >mild mannered >would cry if she got a paper cut >she gets vivid >she sniffles and coughs for the weekend >she sleeps in a little later than usual while but still wakes up by noon >Monday comes around >she feels better and continues to play with she siblings as if nothing happened
It’s hilarious. When my house got covid (my 3 youngest didn’t catch it) it was essentially just a good excuse to stay out of the blistering Arizona sun and some slight discomfort. The worst that happened to me is feces and farts (no matter who does it) all smells the same to me now. It’s very annoying because I used to enjoy my own brand but now it’s a catch all smell that has no personality.
So let me get this straight. You're allowed to shit your pants at tournaments but not cough up blood? i fricking hate how we have so many double standards for females
>400k Americans died during 6 years of WW2? That's a big deal >116,516 died during 4 years of WW1? That's a big deal >58k died during 20 years of Vietnam? That's a big deal >36,516 died after 3 years in the Korean War? That's a big deal >22k get murdered a year? That's a big deal >4424 died from 8 years of the Iraq War? That's a big deal >2297 died from 9/11? That's a big deal >2403 died from Pearl Harbor? That's a big deal >2,216 died from 19 years of the War in Afghanistan? That's a big deal >Just under 2k died during Hurricane Katrina? That's a big deal >60 died from Las Vegas shooting? That's a big deal >52 Americans held hostage during the Iran Hostage Crisis? That's a big deal >33 died from Virginia Tech? That's a big deal >30 died from riots? That's a big deal >15 died from Columbine? That's a big deal >4 died from Benghazi? That's a huge heckin' deal, Hillary is a criminal >3 died from the J&J vaccines? That's it, you can't trust the vaccine >Alec Baldwin shot someone by accident? That’s a huge deal, better make a trillion threads about it >Antifa vandalized some property? That's a huge deal, everyone PANIC >Roe V Wade is wrong, I'm pro-life.
-- >500k died from the coronavirus in ONE year? Lol who cares
So why do right wingers obsess over "black crime statistics" yet downplay COVID, when the homicide rate in America is 5 per 100k, or ~15k deaths a year, while the COVID mortality rate is 200 per 100k and killed over 500k Americans in 1 year? Why do they say "lol only 1%" when it comes to COVID when homicides don't even kill .01% of the population each year? Why virtue signal about being pro-life?
Also, why do right wingers call the COVID death statistics fake because they’re from the government but the FBI crime statistics 100% real when they’re also from the government? Why is the FBI to be trusted when it comes to black crime statistics, but when the FBI says that right wing terrorism is the greatest threat to America, actually, they can't be trusted
The statistics on corona deaths have been proven time and time again to have been heavily doctored you moron. You can't rely on them for anything as they're likely much much lower than projected
>when rostergayging dlc stopped nobody talks about smash anymore >only time it's brought up is when someone wants to reminiscence about rostergayging or when some player goes apeshit and decapitates their mom or something like that
What causes this?
Most games stop getting talked about when they're not brand new or receiving content updates. The only exception is when a game is hardcore appealing to normies like Breath of the Wild or Dark Souls.
Melee is handicapped by being a janky 20 year old game somehow kept alive by sheer passion, love of the game, and slippi.
Ultimate is handicapped by having unacceptably shitty online everything for 2022. Almost every other modern fighting game is something approaching solid enough to practice and get into it through online. Smash isn't and even aside from netcode it's not the best online experience
All games, even popular ones, stop getting hourly threads when the game is more than a few months old and there's no news about said game getting new extra content.
Who ?
Hungrybox is an infamous child groomer and molester who plays a children's party game to get close to kids and other sick fetishists. He should be brained with a brick not banned
Same is true for all Marweeooo Kirby and Zelda players (except BoTW, that was actually a good non Pedo game)
Been trying to bring this up to the "community" for years. I guess finally other people are catching on.
i hope he gets to have sex with little girls and not get caught
>Hungrybox is an infamous child groomer and molester
so he's /ourguy/
That's nintendo fans in general WOOOOW
post proofs i'd believe it but not without seeing it
nice
>plays a children's party game to get close to kids
I'm about to tell you something horrifying: this is true of any man who interacts with children, including all the male teachers you had.
lmao what an INSANE projection
I hate kids and would never get a job dealing with them - which is completely normal for a man. If you look throughout history and at different cultures, you'll see small enclaves of adult men coming up with excuses to put themselves in close proximity to children. And it's not due to the goodness of their hearts. Sometimes these occupations allow them sexual or quasi-sexual access. For example, there's this island where every boy, upon hitting puberty, has to fellate a shaman or whatever and swallow their semen, because it's believed that it's the only way for men to get semen of their own. Those guys know exactly what they're doing.
He is right THOUGH.
Everyone is a pedo except me.
My middle school math teach used to drop pencils by female students and look up their skirts and "allegedly" even had sex with a 6th grade girl when I was in 8th grade so this checks out.
He was hungry for box
Which is slang for vegana
Child vegana I assume, since he WAS a Smash player after all. Probably stinky too.
I literally smell the stench through my monitor.
Eeeewww, why doesn’t Nintendo make a bathing game to teach them?
The sheer amount of autism
why do people not fricking shower, once you start to stink take one it's not fricking hard, do they even care how bad the reek is so pungent especially with the heat have some goddamn common courtesy
I play mtg in a hot sweaty nerd dungeon every friday and most people are fine but the few who ruin it really fricking ruin it
>once you start to stink take one it's not fricking hard
here's an even easier solution: take a shower every day like you should
>Ew, don't associate me with those weirdos who bathe in tubs full of piss!
>I take prostitute baths with standing toilet water! Much better!
The facebook screenshot is edited. You'll notice that the date has a much different level of compression than the surrounding text. The original post was from 2015, and the Tallahassee scene really turned itself around by 2017
did the post help?
Probably not. Are there even any real chads in smash FGC?
>2015
Aged like a fine cheese.
This is why americans have to be circumcised they are unable to wash themselves
smash players smell because the players are way more dedicated to the game than other fanbases, as it is highly demanding game. they don't have time for trivial stuff like bathing, which just wastes time that could be spent honing your smash skills.
Actually, I think it has more to do with race and cognitive profiles, but I don't want to get too deep into it because I'll get mass-reported by trannies.
banned from what
bathing
Hahaha great one!
>there's no soap character
guess they didn't want to scare away ALL of the fans
>injecting aluminum in your body because ~~*they*~~ said so
Never fricking ever.
Bro...you're not supposed to inject your deodorant...
Speedstick is fricking worthless garbage, worst deodorant I've ever used
Now Cremo on the other hand...
for me its degree
>not aluminium
you don't say uranum instead of uranium do you?
He played the game without a mask.
Yeah but that’s not the whole story, he seemed to have covid or some type of bacterial infection and was even coughing up blood. When you’re coughing up blood, you should probably try to make sure you aren’t around people and maybe get yourself to the hospital, not be a dumbass and care more about a video game tournament then your actual health.
Coughing up blood with those symptoms = 100% bronchitis
aint nobody got time for that
>he seemed to have covid or some type of bacterial infection and was even coughing up blood
Is this the Ligma Covid variant I keep hearing about?
>Professional at playing a literal childrens fighting game
Sheesh
He doesn't look hungry to me. Fat c**t
Did he diddle kids?
Frick that. I had one of the worst Flu symptoms ever and I still showed up to class because I'd rather infect every single person in my classroom than risk getting an A-.
He got caught doing the pedo. Pretty typical for smash things
That’s fine. No cope necessary
Isn't he the crab guy?
Is he a disaster waiting to happen like pic related?
>banned only from St. Louis events
Oh no!
>Tourneygay
>Smash tourneygay
Who did he groom?
lots and lots of children. Disabled ones too
The TO for our fighting game club in college used to walk around with a febreeze bottle on smash nights. It wasn't a gag he would spritz anyone if they smelled bad. If I wasn't helping with equipment I would avoid smash nights like the plague. The smelly smash player meme is reality.
Quick rundown for those not in known or just curious ig
>Tourney rules says you need to wear a mask if you have any kind of runny nose or if you are sick in any way
>HBOX knew he was sick
>Decided to go without mask anyway because he thought it wasn't coff
>Oops he coff'd blood during tourney
>DQs and goes back home
>Tests positive
>Oops
>Apologized later same day and said he will follow the tourney rules better and encouraged others to do the same
Now he got banned for every future St.Louis events which is quite overboard.
HBox went moron, but I guess some tourney organizers want to jerk off their powertrip as much as they can.
>coughs blood
That's a bad sign hombre.
Don’t forget he coughed up some blood
Oh wait, you already said that, I don’t know how I missed that
Silly Anon.
Also, it wasn't even coff when I read more into it because who needs proper research?
He had "peptic ulcer"(Am ESL, dunno what that is) and his doc said earlier that it might be infectious but he went still or something.
People saying different shit in different places. Hard to believe anyone.
Some people on Twitter are on hateboner train of course and does their best to feed the flames to feel any sense of power, but most are like "Oh, that's shitty for going to tourney when sick. Why perma tho?"
Especially as it wasn't covid.
Just don't go to tourney when you are sick. This whole shit will be used as a shitty publicity stunt by the tourney organizers and others rather than any proper ruling or discussion.
Yeh, went to read more. My bad.
So much fricking misinformation and I spent frickton of time already reading and trying to find more info.
>literally dying
>still goes to tournament
pretty based
He just needs one more win and he can run off to Tahiti.
He is like Gen in SFA.
He didn't get diagnosed with an ulcer until later. They aren't exactly contagious, but he went to urgent care and didn't give him a diagnosis, just told him it's probably covid or an invection, so with a negative covid test he decided to go out anyways.
This is ultimately the reason why he got banned, he knew he was sick with some unknown ailment and decided to go play anyways. It ended up being nothing but that behavior is pretty looked down. Fricker could have been spreading like the bubonic plague given the average smashgay hygiene habits.
The mistake is that he was so open about it. Why tell people he coughed up blood and all this, he could've just said "yeah tummy hort I'm pulling out" and then not talk about anything
Drama queens gonna drama queen.
>he knew he was sick with some unknown ailment and decided to go play anyways
Exactly, as I said.
Don't go to events if you are sick. Tho it is pretty strange that TO didn't do anything or block him for entering or make him wear a mask at least.
Super strange.
I don't think any Smash TO is going to talk back to Hungybox. Seems like the kinda gay that would've sperged online about how "the mean TO wouldn't let him play" until no one goes to his tournaments again.
They wanted to make him wear a mask, but he said he had difficulty breathing and they made an exception for him. But not like anyone cares about masks anymore anyways. You have 3-4 commentators huddling around a table screaming into each other's faces without wearing masks so it's just a double standard at this point.
Don't forget ibdw b***hing about how everyone needs to wear a mask while not wearing one himself on quiet a few occasions, including yelling in Hbox's face and next to said commentators for interviews.
>They wanted to make him wear a mask, but he said he had difficulty breathing and they made an exception for him
I didn't hear about this, tried to find as much info about the case but couldn't find any from the TO. Can you link the source, because it would change a frickton about the situation.
One of the commentators said it during the stream. You can probably hear it just before the last set he played.
Frick. That sucks
Some anon on /vg/ said he went there what happened is most people wore masks day 1 but some started taking it off with no consequences, so most had it off day 2, then day 3 post hbox they were all strict about it because damage controlling.
But anon could just be bullshitting.
>They wanted to make him wear a mask, but he said he had difficulty breathing and they made an exception for him.
If you're sick to the point that a mask makes it too difficult for you to breathe, then you should probably not attend a crowded, public event.
That's even more of a reason for why he should have either worn the mask or not attended at all. Not a reason to make an exception.
truth
Okay there Cody.
The only reason they wanted everyone to wear a mask was because they thought it would mask their scent.
Ulcers actually are contagious, they're caused by a type of bacteria and fixed with a course of antibiotics
for decades doctors used to give you shit and call you a quack if you suggested ulcers were caused by bacteria though lmao
Coughing up blood is cause for alarm, but it's barely ever because of some contagious disease, especially in fricking America of all places. If he just got back from bumfrick Africa, yeah then it's cause for concern, but if you are coughing up blood in America you either
>got shot and are dying
>internal bleeding and are dying
>laceration in your throat
>ulcer
That's about it. I've thrown up blood after drinking too much. If it only comes up once, you are fine. If you are constantly puking blood, you are probably dying, but you aren't contagious 99.99999% of the time in a 1st world country.
A key thing both anons missed is that he admitted to asking the health care provider if he could go to the tournament, and was "advised not to" but went anyways.
If this was some random 0-2 jackass we'd have him kicked out no q, but we gotta flex that tpp baby.
Yeah, but what the frick do these pharma pushing salesman know? A general physician is nothing more than a con artist. The only real doctors are ones in the ICU and surgeons.
They probably know more about disease than, I don't know, Hungrybox? Considering he asked?
>tell him it could be covid but who the frick knows
>didn't even try to test him for anything else
>finds out it's an ulcer days later after a second opinion
Con artist. I went to the ER with a 104 degree fever and extremely dehydrated and they told me "it's covid" immediately and then I tested negative for covid 4 times and eventually after weeks of rest and multiple hospital visits I just got better without ever finding out what it actually was. Thanks medicine. I wish I could just cut doctors out of the equation and just get a nurse to come hook me up to an IV whenever I'm sick because that's the only thing going to the emergency room is good for unless you have something noticeably wrong with you like a bone sticking out of your leg.
It's not about it being covid, it's about the fact he asked
>should I be in public
>I suggest you not be in public
>I'm going to go to a 1000 person event
weird how much of a shit americans still seem to give about covid tbh
people should just stop really, it's never going to end, it's basically and endemic at this point
They need to spread their fear and lies to keep profits up. I hope this time will be the time people realize it's all a hoax, but I went shopping yesterday and more people were wearing masks then not. The Covid Cult is back in full force.
yes, excellent
let more reds die for denying really
Do you understand how a business works? They need to make INFINITE profit. If Moderna's and Pfizer's profits go down, they'll actually get into legal trouble. They need to keep up the covid hysteria to continue their infinite climb.
this isn't their only moneymaker and the numbers don't lie. reds are more likely to die, right above blacks, because of their already poor health. Companies are going to profit either way, it just so happens that they hit a gold mine with the pandemic.
and get ready: viruses are going to be more common thanks to the Earth's changing climate.
>viruses are going to be more common thanks to the Earth's changing climate.
Holy shit you muppets actually say shit like this unironically.
>Do you understand how a business works? They need to make INFINITE profit.
you just described the exact reason why America intentionally did nothing to stop covid so that everyone could go back to work and keep muh economy afloat.
Remember when democrats called trump a racist for wanting to lock down air travel when covid was going around in china and then all the big democrat politicians decided to do photo ops with chinks during new years festivals and plastered on every paper how stupid and racist and evil and schizo it was to think chink flu was a real thing
I remember
hmm, that does ring a bell
I believe it was New York that pulled something similar during Chinese New Year.
>corona "kills thousands" when it benefits my political stance
>but if it doesn't it's just a meme flu and the government telling me to get a shot to protect myself is literally 1984
Why is /vpol/ like this
here, little homosexual leftoid. i'll explain it to you
Covid is LITERALLY a flu. THig is, if you are an old frick homosexual a flu will cause pneumonia and kill you.
Now, there's a few wya to go about it from there.
You can try to minimise casualties by isolating vulnerable people (mostly old folks) while the young and healthy catch it and build immunity. Life goes on as mostly normal, some people die but they already had a foot in the grave.
OR you can lockdown everyone in the vain hope of eradicating a fricking flu virus, throw the economy in the shitter, indirectly kill thousands (maybe millions) by stopping surgeries, cancer screening, mental health services etc. and cause a solid half of the population to mentally regress to autoritariannism and dependance
Its not literally a flu. The death rates are far beyond those of a flu moron. And just saying thats fake doesnt really work. My countries economy is fricked and it's not because of lockdown it's because we lost far to much of the work force to the pandemic and now business can't keep employees. The older people died, the young took their jobs and now the shitty jobs that no one wants to work but everybody needs have zero employees.
lol no. death rates are about usual for a flu, average yearly death hasn't changed for shit, and lack of employees is because most leftist shitstain country decided to print money so people learned that they could live on government dole.
By posting your moronic homosexualry you proved you probably were old homosexual parasite, and i hope you die from covid.
No its fricking no you moron. Average death rate for covid is 10 fricking times that of the flu. The only reason the overall death rate hasn't gone through the roof in some places is because of lockdown. And no in my country gets money to sit on their ass, they're dead you fricking moron.
Have you tried not sucking humoungous amount of wiener, fluhomosexual?
It's a fricking flu, and unless you are 80 fricking years old or a aids ridden fatfrick covid won,t do shit to you.
I really want another lockdown, seeing the world go to shit right before your eyes, even mass riots were kino
For the first two weeks there was literally no cars on the road it was awesome
I agree
shit was so comfy
>keep muh economy afloat.
If the economy completely collpassed beyond any crash BILLIONS would die, that's the difference here.
We already saw that in Europe they agree that lockdowns were a mistake and did more harm than good.
I'm sorry but covid is mostly dangerous to immuno supressed homosexuals, which is mostly on the left.
Kinda weird how the new “super dangerous” variant seems to pop up whenever people stop caring about COVID and go back to living normally
Its powertripping homosexuals that won't let it go and TOs are some of the biggest homosexuals out there.
Didn't the tournament he's banned for also require pronouns for the Twitch stream?
They all do that now anyway but this one may have been the one that got twitter screaming for not using pronouns a few tourneys ago.
COVID doesn't make you cough up blood
It's because moronic wienersuckers have been fooled by shitposts and infographs on the internet. So it's a fricking political issue now. Reality is not important. The only thing that is important is rallying the base to keep in power, and more importantly the money flowing for their masters.
even liberal states really don't give a shit, it's only some private events like this
no one cares about this shit in New York City anymore
aren't they coming out with COVID 2: The Electric Boogaloo this year? something about monkeys.
It kinda fell flat after the russians captured all of the bioterror labs in ukraine
>+100 credit score has been deposited into your account
Meds and obsessed.
America is extremely lawsuit-happy over the most trivial bits of bullshit.
Thus a lot of people doing anything business related have to do everything they can to cover their ass because all it takes is one inconvenienced person going full karen to get them into a legal battle.
i've known a concerning amount of people who've claimed long covid symptoms and honestly I've been wanting an excuse to wear a mask in public long before covid came around and have always felt that wearing a mask when you're sick should be standard anyway
mtf?
Naw chief I just don't think any of these random people got any business needing to see my face
criminal, I see
>the only possible reason you could want to keep reasonably private and anonymous is for criminal activities
bros you're not all criminals are you
I for one am
It permanently took my sense of smell, it seems. I lost it a year and a half ago.
I can't see that ban lasting too long since he is one of the big melee players and any tournament without him makes the whole thing weaker overall.
>coughed blood
Bro that's not just a meme flu he's got something serious.
>coughs blood
I can't believe americans still pretend the sniffles is a big deal. All normalgays I know already see through the bullshit.
>coughing blood
>the sniffles
pajeets really are subhuman
That was due to ulcers, the blood was from his stomach.
Yeah but he didn't know that until later.
>americans
I'm all for shitting on americans but we're far from being the nation with the worst restrictions with covid.
>these are the rules
>agree to the rules
>breaks the rules
>gets banned
>tourney money stole
Rules are just suggestions
Frick off, Barbossa.
i want to jiggle those puffs
>get the vaxx
>still get """"covid""""
>feel "fine"
>cough up blood
lmao vaxxies amirite
>i guess some tourney organizers
every homosexual on internet message boards who tried to desperately fit in, always became mods. it always played out like this. they have no power but want to control everyone else.
positive
he said he tested negative tho
>Coughs up blood
that isn't Coof, that's death.
I'm so fricking sick of TOs thinking they are above the law. Especially when most of them are trannies or give power to trannies and they end up causing the most bullshit drama.
>"#1 player not allowed at event? Guess I just won't go either" - Every top 10 player
Lol, they just killed their own tournament.
I think you got that backwards. If the number 1 player is confirmed to not be going to a major, it becomes an even more attractive event to go to for other big players.
No, because Melee players don't play Melee for a paycheck, lmao. Especially not from some shit tier tournament like Double Down. Melee players play because they thrive off the competition and want to prove they are the best. Many times top players have refused to go to an event because it doesn't have enough top players. M2K used to go to all events because he's an autist and Hbox wants to grind since he had a really bad covid era so he's been going to every event. But Armada, Mang0, Leffen, Zain, IBDW, etc have all turned down going to events because there wasn't enough good competition. Almost none of them ever go to anything that isn't a major or super major.
>las vegas
Wait a fricking second, so some shitty power tripping troony TOs in St. Louis banned Hbox for attending a DIFFERENT tournament while sick? Because this controversy happened at Double Down, which is in Las Vegas Nevada and not St. Louis Missouri. Lmao, imagine being such a homosexual that you ban someone from attending the Melee scene in your shitty small ass town because of a thing that had nothing to do with you at all.
>that pitiful prize pool
How rich is Amsa that he can afford to fly out from Japan to all these American tournaments where the prize pool even if he got first place would not even pay for half the flight?
Uhhh no
i thought he went to the doctors got told he was sick then went to the tournament while being sick
>coff'd blood
unironically fricking dying
he deserved everything
>written by m night shyamalan
another hambeast?
>Smash players don't stink, we have good personal hygene!
>Literally goes to a tournement vomiting blood
Hahahaha
>hygiene
>vomiting blood
wut
Yes anon, I take it you're a Smelee player?
hygiene and health are not the same ESL. You can be a stinky c**t but still healthy
if you are stinky you are most likely unhealthy
it is more likely but not always the case. Depending on jobs or climate you might stink but be completely healthy. It is not always a lifestyle choice like it is for smash players
>You can be a stinky c**t but still healthy
smasher spotted
He could take up a career as a hygiene specialist now considering his extensive resume.
Try to not arrest
we won crab bros
>>>/vt/
kys
>never had it
>0 vaccines
>0 masking
>never quarantined
how are these morons catching this shit?
>what is asymptomatic
> you had it and didn't even know
first of all, yeah right. secondly, what's the big deal if it does literally nothing?
>if it literally does nothing
go play plague inc.
>life like bideo game
No seriously, if I get it and it does absolutely nothing, and then my immune system fights it off and still nothing happens, then why should I give a shit?
yeah, the big bad deadly mutations will happen any day now, even tho that would directly reduce the virus ability to spread, which is a ecolutive cul de sac.
Get killed, moron.
>get the jab cos it lessens symptoms
>btw asymptomatic covid is still a big deal bro
oh okay
>the most deadly virus of all time
>don't even know you have it unless you get a test.
>>the most deadly virus of all time
lmao who tf told you that it was moron literally nobody has said that
yeah shutting down countries and lockdowns were a bit extreme I agree.
nice gaslighting
I mean I drive everyday and never gotten into a car crash.
sure, but no one is trying to keep you from driving.
those micromorts will catch up to you eventually
Seatbelt is probably a better analogy. By law you're required to buckle up, but you can drive without it, and if you get into a crash, you'll be better off having worn the seatbelt.
brb inventing a seatbelt that gives you cumulative chance of myocarditis every time you fasten it, morons will love it
>cumulative chance of myocarditis
twitter was a mistake
Not really because seatbelts protect you from accidents that are actually dangerous whereas the Covid vaccine is basically just a litmus test for mainstream media susceptibility at this point
It's more a test for vulnerability to peer/societal pressure or ability to lie depending on where you live.
Except you’re not required to get a new seatbelt every month and the seatbelt doesn’t frick with your immune system
>0 vaccines
>0 masking
>had it
>got over it
gg ez
hell yeah. In what world does this shit matter?
One in which biology exists and so does the concept of mutation, but hey it's not like there's ever been other viruses that have turned into something far deadlier over time or anything.
turned out okay
have you ever been to a convention? it's a miracle if you don't get sick
cinegear like a month ago
Reminder, The smash community never ban a person who had physical sexual contact with a child.
> we
why dont you speak for youself and stop trying to find and comply with consensus like a women Black folk
>Professional smash player
Pedophile?
>have stomach cancer
>cough up blood
>noooo why aren't you wearing a mask what if I catch your cancer!!!!
>is told it's covid by a doctor
>is actively coughing
>shows up anyway
some cancers are actually contagious anon
Nobody gives TWO FRICKS, smashgay, get the frick back to your armpit-stench cesspit of a general.
sauce? i dont see anything
I hope he coughed blood on all those stinky maskgays.
First time I heard this. Wtf
I don't know if I can cope with this. I will need a few weeks.
HGod continues to make fun of the melee community. Got to love it.
>Finally Banned
Good day for smash players and fans, frick Hbox and his one trick pony antics
if you don't like hbox then you don't like smash, you like fox and falco.
>people STILL mad about puff
Holy kek. Hbox may act like a gay, but he's done wonders in injecting so much impotent seethe into the community.
>smasher
>doesn't care about personal hygiene or people around them
the usual?
>come into this thread wanting to hear about what happened to HBox
>half of the posts are just political shitflinging regarding Covid
God damn it I hate you people so fricking much
>midwit ostrich pretends the Hbox ban isn't connected to covid paranoia
cmon you don't really hate anyone, you're too middle of the road for dangerous emotions like that
And that's a GOOD thing. More of them (or you) should be banned from this planet anyway.
Reminder nearly every """"professional"""" player in the smash community has a bone to pick with Hbox because he keeps winning with an uncommon character and rather than learn the match up they just want him gone. Of course they'll take any chance to get rid of him.
If you hate smashers, then support Hbox. His entire existence is to make other smasher seethe to no end.
why are smash players like this?
all the other pro players that play fighting games would either switch to the top tier or just learn the matchup, why do smash players love to b***h and moan about their top tiers?
unironically because they're all furries who never grew out of their "badass looking animal characters are the most badass!!" phase from middle school. so the idea that a ridiculous looking character like jigglypuff might trounce their special star fox or falco confuses and enrages them. couple that with the fact that they all have massive superiority complexes and you get a recipe for pure concentrated seethe
why is melee community so degenerate
>professional smash player
>Professional smash player
If he wasn't feeling well (especially to the point of fricking coughing up blood), he should have not gone. I don't feel bad for him being banned for it, because he was being a fricking idiot.
No, he shouldn't have broadcasted it to everyone on twitter. He could have just gone and nobody would have fricking cared.
Again, he's an idiot. If he just kept it to himself and not tweet about it, he wouldn't have been banned.
people with big egos like that just can't help broadcasting their every thought to the world
Whatever post more erotic Jigglypuffs
another pedophile?
why are all smash players pedos?
It's literally his own fault for posting on twitter about coughing up blood.
Should've known to keep that shit to yourself with all the mentally ill people in the community that were obviously gonna use this against him.
If he was coughing blood he shouldn't have been playing anyways.
>so sick thatat is almost coughing up blood and had to dq himself and rush to a clinic
jesus fricking christ. just go to the fricking doctor first. it is not like he will die by not attending a tournament
He makes more money streaming anyways, he even could have turned this into a win saying that he valued his personal health and the safety of others by electing to drop out after having health complications and done it on a livestream where people pity donate to him and later post it on youtube for additional revenue, now the dumbass is banned.
>have 12 year old daughter
>she’s a daddy’s girl and soft spoken
>mild mannered
>would cry if she got a paper cut
>she gets vivid
>she sniffles and coughs for the weekend
>she sleeps in a little later than usual while but still wakes up by noon
>Monday comes around
>she feels better and continues to play with she siblings as if nothing happened
It’s hilarious. When my house got covid (my 3 youngest didn’t catch it) it was essentially just a good excuse to stay out of the blistering Arizona sun and some slight discomfort. The worst that happened to me is feces and farts (no matter who does it) all smells the same to me now. It’s very annoying because I used to enjoy my own brand but now it’s a catch all smell that has no personality.
MKleo was feeling kinda sick and nobody attack him.
So let me get this straight. You're allowed to shit your pants at tournaments but not cough up blood? i fricking hate how we have so many double standards for females
>400k Americans died during 6 years of WW2? That's a big deal
>116,516 died during 4 years of WW1? That's a big deal
>58k died during 20 years of Vietnam? That's a big deal
>36,516 died after 3 years in the Korean War? That's a big deal
>22k get murdered a year? That's a big deal
>4424 died from 8 years of the Iraq War? That's a big deal
>2297 died from 9/11? That's a big deal
>2403 died from Pearl Harbor? That's a big deal
>2,216 died from 19 years of the War in Afghanistan? That's a big deal
>Just under 2k died during Hurricane Katrina? That's a big deal
>60 died from Las Vegas shooting? That's a big deal
>52 Americans held hostage during the Iran Hostage Crisis? That's a big deal
>33 died from Virginia Tech? That's a big deal
>30 died from riots? That's a big deal
>15 died from Columbine? That's a big deal
>4 died from Benghazi? That's a huge heckin' deal, Hillary is a criminal
>3 died from the J&J vaccines? That's it, you can't trust the vaccine
>Alec Baldwin shot someone by accident? That’s a huge deal, better make a trillion threads about it
>Antifa vandalized some property? That's a huge deal, everyone PANIC
>Roe V Wade is wrong, I'm pro-life.
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>500k died from the coronavirus in ONE year? Lol who cares
So why do right wingers obsess over "black crime statistics" yet downplay COVID, when the homicide rate in America is 5 per 100k, or ~15k deaths a year, while the COVID mortality rate is 200 per 100k and killed over 500k Americans in 1 year? Why do they say "lol only 1%" when it comes to COVID when homicides don't even kill .01% of the population each year? Why virtue signal about being pro-life?
Also, why do right wingers call the COVID death statistics fake because they’re from the government but the FBI crime statistics 100% real when they’re also from the government? Why is the FBI to be trusted when it comes to black crime statistics, but when the FBI says that right wing terrorism is the greatest threat to America, actually, they can't be trusted
young healthy males dying is typically a bigger problem for a nation than the very old dying
The statistics on corona deaths have been proven time and time again to have been heavily doctored you moron. You can't rely on them for anything as they're likely much much lower than projected
>The statistics on corona deaths have been proven time and time again to have been heavily doctored
Source?
There is none. Ignore blatant schizos.
Then why were there so many excess deaths the year of the pandemic?
Because they have a narrative
Is he the one that killed his mother or raped his mother?
Hes the one that was bleeding internally and spitting blood on people a few weeks ago.
By taking a shower
brits be like "haytchbox"
>when rostergayging dlc stopped nobody talks about smash anymore
>only time it's brought up is when someone wants to reminiscence about rostergayging or when some player goes apeshit and decapitates their mom or something like that
What causes this?
rosterhomosexualry is such fricking cancer christ
I hope they never make another smash game
Most games stop getting talked about when they're not brand new or receiving content updates. The only exception is when a game is hardcore appealing to normies like Breath of the Wild or Dark Souls.
you now realize smash is a dogshit game only kept alive with rostergayging LOL
Melee is still kicking and popular after 21 years. What is Ultishit's excuse?
>Melee is still kicking
No it's not
translate
Melee is handicapped by being a janky 20 year old game somehow kept alive by sheer passion, love of the game, and slippi.
Ultimate is handicapped by having unacceptably shitty online everything for 2022. Almost every other modern fighting game is something approaching solid enough to practice and get into it through online. Smash isn't and even aside from netcode it's not the best online experience
All games, even popular ones, stop getting hourly threads when the game is more than a few months old and there's no news about said game getting new extra content.
He's making a lot of money from twitch alone. He'll be fine.
is tis a leak from twitch?
test
Clutching
Did he eat the smaller players?
Why would you care? Play the game. This isn't esports-ecelebs.
this is all because he emasculated and humiliated that israelite ibdw