Professor Sada. Thoughts? >she's dead! yeah, drop dead SEXY

Professor Sada.

Thoughts?

>she's dead!

yeah, drop dead SEXY

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shit design I could never take her seriously with how retarded she looks

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hot

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Milf energy

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate her stupid cavewoman outfit but I still wanna fuck her.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Technically, she's only dead in one version of the game (her own). Fortunately for you coombrains, Scarlet is not the canon version; she still fucked off and abandoned her own child regardless of the game you're playing, though, so there's that.

      >I hate her stupid cavewoman outfit but I still wanna fuck her.
      That's literally the whole reason she exists - to shill the otherwise inferior version of the games to coomers who would buy it just to see cavewoman tiddies and not ask too many questions about why the past theme of Scarlet doesn't mesh with the other themes of Area Zero.

      Only reason I got scarlet. The dead male robot just looked bland

      >The dead male robot just looked bland
      He looks like a typical Pokemon Professor; the design isn't exactly a work of art, but at least you can take him seriously as a scientist. Sada's literally just some chick larping as a cavewoman - whoever approved of this design for a character that's supposed to be a well-respected individual in the scientific community was thinking purely with their dick.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Scarlet is not the canon version
        It literally is though you fucking retard

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Scarlet is not the canon version
        Scarlet is the version that seems to make more sense as the canon one to me, for several reasons:
        >The story makes more sense with Koraidon than Miraidon. The former is an animal, so it makes sense it gets traumatized after losing a territorial battle, eats sandwitches, and generally behaves like an animal. The latter is a robot. None of that makes sense for a robot to do. I mean, why would a robot eat sandwitches? It's a machine!
        >If the whole "paradox pokemon aren't from past/future but created by people's imagination" theory is true, then the past paradox mons make more sense with the plot. The Scarlet/Violet Book that contains the first descriptions of them was written by a member of the original Area Zero expedition, in the Pokeom world's equivalent of 1920s (the expedition too place about 100 years before the events of the game and Pokemon games usually take place ar around the time the game was made, as evidenced by the PC's room always having an at the time current generation Nintendo console, that would place its date at the 1920s), and I seriously doubt any explorer at the time would have been expecting to encounter robots from the future in the crater. Those kinds of science fiction ideas only started to become popular in the 1950s. On the other hand the idea that prehistoric animals could still exist in remote places of the world was already present in popular culture (had been since 1800s, in fact) and was still considered a serious possibility by some people, so an explorer imagining encountering prehistoric Pokemon and the legendary hiding in the crater making his imagination real seems plausible.
        >More of a personal preference, but the past paradox mons fit in better with the other Pokemon. Granted, having the stick out may be the whole point, but seeing prehistoric Pokemon walking around Area Zero feels less jarring than to have the otherwise natural landscape swarming with futuristic robots.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Miraidon is not a robot, it's more like a cyborg.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >The latter is a robot.
          It's a cybernetically enhanced Cyclizar, not a robot. In fact, NONE of the Paradox Pokemon are actually robots (though the tabloids speculate they are based on their outward appearance, but that's the whole point - the tabloids are bullshit).
          Or do you consider a human who's had their legs blown off and replaced with mechanical prosthetics to now be a robot?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Miraidon is not a robot, it's more like a cyborg.

            tomato, tomatoe

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    robots have no smell, her body is not 99% less sexy

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only reason I got scarlet. The dead male robot just looked bland

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Made for causing severe mommy issues

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Made for Abs and navel licking

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    made for

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >she's dead
    but the body is still warm

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'll take the AIbot if there's anymore

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Scarlet has:
    >the superior Nemona fit
    >the superior Paradox Pokemon
    >the superior professor
    >the superior trainer design
    >the superior charcadet evolution
    >the superior psuedo legendaries (Tyranitar and Hydreigon vs. Salamence and Dragapult)
    What does Violet have?

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