Project Zomboid scam continues - 10+ years

>here at the Project Zomboid office, we are proud to NOT have worked for 10+ years
LOL
I'm starting to feel bad for all the poor eceleb worshipping zoomers that got scammed recently like we did back in the day

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    palworld is finished and fully released!

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't a finished game zomboid?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're still releasing free content updates but they didn't come in time for OP's tendies and diapers so he's mad they're not in perma crunch.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      good morning sir

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're still releasing free content updates but they didn't come in time for OP's tendies and diapers so he's mad they're not in perma crunch.

      hi lenny 🙂
      npcs very soon right? 🙂

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It literally already fulfills the slowburn romero zombie looting survival scenario that one would buy this game for. Anything added to it is just cherries on top. Nobody bought this game in EA thinking "I'm buying this because I want le factions and le animals and if they don't give me that im gonna be MAD!!!!", no they bought it because Zomboid already is exactly what tons of people want out of a zombie game.

      I fricking hate zoomers and their incessant demand for constant "growth" in a game's content. Please have a nice day. The game is highly moddable too, shit like factions already exist. Unironically slit your wrists you disgusting creatures. You're not even human.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah true although animals would be nice,i always run out of milk.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I fricking hate zoomers and their incessant demand for constant "growth" in a game's content. Please have a nice day. The game is highly moddable too, shit like factions already exist. Unironically slit your wrists you disgusting creatures. You're not even human.

        >is a zoomer
        >talks about the game, doesn't know anything about it
        the devs promised npcs before you were even born probably LOL

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Even if they stopped updating the game and left it as is it'd still easily be worth the money, motherfrickers are acting like the game is some half-finished buggy mess when it's objectively the best survival game ever released.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >finished
      Maybe in the year 2153, until then we'll have to wait.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will it finish up before Star Citizen?

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are there any big open world survival early access games that actually were finished in satisfactory state? The Forest is only one that comes to my mind, but even that had some clearly unfinished areas and aspects to just get it over with.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Green Hell? They've really given it their all since launch.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Subnautica? El Goblino aside.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't Starve Together.
      Honestly there is content so far enough no sane person will ever get to it.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know, Project Zomboid is a good game that is currently worth it, the updates are an good addition already at this point

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean everything I've seen of zomboid seems like it's already a pretty alright game as is

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Next update is re adding NPC's and potentially a new town

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"NPCs" (deer and raccoons)
        >actual complex NPC behaviors are being deliberately withheld because the devs have said they're scared of modders humiliating them by adding human NPCs before they do
        >on their current pace, the actual NPC update will be in 2028

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >scared of modders humiliating them by adding human NPCs before they do
          I mean they did, unfortunately all of the survivor npc mods on the workshop are laggy as frick and their AI is dogshit. That's not even the main issue though, AI survivors would be terrible for zomboid, it'd take away the whole isolation feeling from the game and eventually turn it into a glorified crafting game where the zombies barely exist and humans are the real enemies, just like all other zombie survival games.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >nooooooooooo this is how you died! don't you get it!? the videogame is supposed to not have an ending, enemies, objective, gameplay
            >THIS IS HOW YOU DIED
            this is an individual that got scammed 10 years ago and is still coping

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              actual ai generated response

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >taking this much offense over a single flavor sentence
              I'm glad I'm not you.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            How would it even work? The horde would just insta kill any npcs walking around. Sounds like a nightmare to implement unless they add barricaded bases and some survivors just hiding or something

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >>on their current pace, the actual NPC update will be in 2028

          In 2014, I stopped playing Project Zomboid because I was really hyped for NPCs and felt the game was too empty without them, and thought they were at most 1-2 years away. I thought maybe 5 years would be the absolute, most insane latest estimate for when they might add them. so lol. lmao, even.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >december
    lol

    but that's cool i've been playing for a year or two now and i really hope b42 will make me have another 100 hours or more of playtime

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Love this game.best zombie game along with left 4 dead.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >found the magazine that lets me build snare traps
    Am I finally set for life bros?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >get home, read mag, check recipe
      >Trapping 0/1
      Yeah nevermind.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dude, you're literally me.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    lemmy is currently falseflagging

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any reason to be ""hyped"" for B42? What are they adding? How long before NPCs?

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember seeing a hard shill last year about this game, gave it a yarrr and immediately saw the fricking java icon. I still decided I'd give it the benefit of the doubt, and just uninstalled it at the end of the tutorial.
    People were seriously trying to sell me this game as THE BIG AMAZINGLY ADVANCED FUN COMPLEX ZOMBIE GAME when this shit runs under a java machine.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Doesn't play a game because it's coded in Java
      What kind of autism is this?

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw project zombloid is done by a team of yanderedevs

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this game worth it on sale?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you enjoy the same 3 hours of gameplay on a loop with a dev team that thinks making the grind worse and shoe horning builds is the way forward. 20 hours and 200 hours of zomboid are about the same. Once you figure out you can just walk away the combat is solved outside human error. Even adding sprinters doesn't spice it up much. You will get bored. Mods only do so much. It's a lake that's an inch deep.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is B42 the npc update or is it that gay ass "animal AI first" update?
    game just feels like boring shit now without npcs and better world building

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's only animals and crafting benches around the world

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        jesus frick these homosexuals at this rate scum 1.0 with mods will be out before this sack of shit has npcs and by then why bother with zomboid when scum is the far superior game?

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    wake me up when npcs drop so i can have my harem of illegal horse women

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