>pros start abusing a game-changing glitch, revolutionising the meta
>devs decide to patch it immediately
why do they do this
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>pros start abusing a game-changing glitch, revolutionising the meta. >devs decide to patch it immediately
>now have to balance everything around the game-changing glitch
>people do nothing but the game-changing glitch and the skill floor is raised because newcomers have to do the game-changing glitch too
Bunnyhopping might be fun but it's not that cool to try to time everything, at least Xonotic made their bhopping automatic as long as you hold down space bar and it worked out fine.
Those are the worst. Especially because most of those glitches can just be set up with a macro like the chivalry spin to win or perfect duck.
>ruins the game for everyone, also makes it boring as shit to watch
Thanks, technology.
Reminder: This is literal errol flynn fricking shit and while competitive fencing is a fricking joke the first one is also not really how anyone fricking fences either.
Anythings better than the simultaneous moron lunge. Hell, make a new ruleset where the best Errol Flynn shit wins, every arena must have a chandelier that can support a man's weight and some wall hanging tapestries to dramatically slash.
Nah, just make them fight to the death with real swords.
Why not both? Have a stock of evil villains and whoever kills theirs the best wins.
Fencing is the only genuine sword martial art. You're a wienersucking HEMA larper and would get skewered by a fencer before having the reflexes to shit yourself you dumb fricking animal.
>bwaahbwaaah my shit sport is serious business
I just shoot your fencer homosexual with a gun until he's dead.
I accept your seething concession, HRTEMA homosexual. Go massage your prostate with your """manuals""".
Yeah but your fencer will only win one fight because he also gets stabbed.
Martial arts have nothing to do with real fighting. They're a sport/art form practised for a very specific, controlled context.
As is fencing.
Fencinggays have the smallest penis ever it's actually hilarious
What's the deal with this? Do modern fencers just not care about defense or they somehow have to go for mutually assured destruction and hope they poke the other guy first?
pretty much
Sensors on the suits mean you can tell within a microsecond who hit first, if you don't hit first your hit doesn't count no matter how moronic that is, meta becomes fling forward madly and score points.
>international rock paper scissor event (gun, well, volcano or whatever the frick the "beat all" thing is in your country is allowed)
>glory, money and b***hes on your dick for years if you win, become national hero
>you can either play the game properly, and have 1/3 chance of winning
>or you can go straight for gun, which you'll insta win if you throw out first
Meta gays are a cancer in every domain they're in.
Meta just ruins sports as it becomes 100%optimised milisecond whatever. Its why teamsports have such a bigger audience. Training one 100% genetically buildt for it dude to run 200meters will result in the same stuff all the time. But football/soccer etc. You have far more variables and good luck finding a 100% compatible team thats all at the peak at the same time.
Always assumed that peak fencing should revolve around parry into riposte.
How are they even supposed to parry anything with those limp duck dildos?
I know it's not a glitch but this is exactly why I quit WoW
You have to have a top 150 playlist of youtube sound effects to kill a single boss, and devs started to balance bosses around the addons that added all that shit, I could not fricking fathom how but that game is now seeing as it's been like 5+ expansions since I touched that wretched shit.
How about a broken character that's also utterly braindead to play with and a nightmare to fight against?
Even the CPU is absolute hell
>a top 150 playlist of youtube sound effects to kill a single boss
Explain? Some of my fatter friends play WoW so I get some things, but I have no idea what you mean by that
There's an addon which calls out each and every single boss attack and ability paired with a bunch of generic and crusty sound effects you'd find on youtube along with massive fonts exploding into your view telling you exactly what to do and a red flashing screen, it's actually unreal.
Without it you just die because you didn't have the visual puke telling you about every mechanic.
>We are so desperate for interest no article title can explain what's in the article any more in case the mass-audience gets bored for even a second.
I can't even fricking write this post without some homosexual going "too long, I can't read more than four words"
Also either it's because they're pretending and selling balance as a concept, are anal about their mistakes, or they hate you I don't fricking know anon.
My solution : make everything multi-category. Triathlon, pentathlon, decathlon, whichever.
When we're in school we compete with each other in multiple studies and sport, why not in adult world?
Emma 🙂
>games protagonist is too sexy for western audiences.
Are you allowed to just bring your own racket instead of being forced to use the one they give you?