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  1. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kneel

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      I have one of these at work, but I'm cherry brown otherwise.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >have a 20 years old mouse and keyboard
      >still work fine
      >buy a gamepad
      >analog sticks drift after some months

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      I play videogaems with a type writer

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        >i play videogames with an overpriced keyboard without keys

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Why yes, I use the same hardware to work, trade stocks, edit multimedia, call you a homosexual, and dab on shitters in TF2, how can you tell?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      I kneel

  2. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Basically perfect except for the dpad.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Clicky as hell
      Makes me hard as a fricking rock

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Your mouth. Open it. I am going to shit inside and you are going to swallow it. Capiche?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >except for the dpad

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      The pad is the best thing this controller has, are you moronic?
      Open your homosexual mouth I'll spit on it.

  3. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    its shit

  4. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dpad too clicky, wakes up the entire neighborhood. Otherwise good.

  5. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Legit the nicest controller.
    Had no issues with it at all.

  6. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I still think the 360 controller was superior. Thing was build to survive orbital strikes.

  7. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Best controller overall, but I still can't do rolls in fighters for shit with that D-Pad.

  8. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick happened to the patch that was supposed to let us dim the light on the home button?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't even know that was supposedly happening.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        First I heard of it.

        https://www.theverge.com/2021/8/6/22613617/microsoft-xbox-night-mode-feature-dim-screen-controller-led
        it's been months bros..

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Xbone controller was fricking junk.
        I finally retired my 360 controller because after a decade she was worn out.
        I upgraded to the xbone assuming it would be basically the same thing and was horribly disappointed at the cheap build quality. I went through 3 in a year, all with different fail points.
        So far the new xbox controller seems a lot better.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      First I heard of it.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      They've probably delayed it because people also found out the LED color in the controller is customizable. Might make it something you can change from the accessories app.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        >They've probably delayed it because people also found out the LED color in the controller is customizable.
        Huh?

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          Look it up. You can change it from within steam but it doesn't save, it resets to white after you turn the controller off.

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            >MFW I dial up a rainbow color rotation

            • 3 years ago
              Anonymous

              I just want mine to be green.

              • 3 years ago
                Anonymous

                I wanted these wienersuckers to make a translucent green sexbox pad for the 20th anniversary.

              • 3 years ago
                Anonymous

                You'll need a Hyperkin Duke if you want that. It's great but I'm disappointed about it not being wireless.

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            on the regular series x controller?

  9. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love the d pad on the xbox one controller

    is this dpad better?

  10. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I got a Design Lab pad and the Xbox button was seated funny. Fricking Chyna.

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