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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i quit in december

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you started playing after shadowbringers your opinion is worthless and you made the game worse.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why did you try recruiting everyone from every other game since 2021?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're dumb as shit bro

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not saying you're wrong but could you elaborate why?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        wow babs bad 🙁

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          How so? WoW has become so pointlessly difficult that you need to download fifty addons for it to even be playable. It's good that FFXIV is easier, but it's easier.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        No

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Probably because a lot of them likely started playing due to streamers or something. He's at least right that their opinions on any old content they never played in its time would be worthless.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >He's at least right that their opinions on any old content they never played in its time would be worthless.
          Well not everyone pays for a skip. It's the opposite problem of someone playing only current content being like "yeah the game is awesome" and then you get thrown into ARR hell.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Prove that you're not a FFVII orbiter, OP.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Weird way to start a Palworld thread

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    No gay sex scenes trash game.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>>/vg/

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    tab target is horrendously outdated gameplay that's only used because it's easy to at least make "something" happen even for hyper casuals, and you have to appeal to them if you want any kind of large playerbase

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/subject/Prove%20you%27re%20not%20an%20XIV%20cultist/

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I quit after completing Endwalker 6.0 MSQ.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You exist in it

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is absolutely no excuse for an "RPG" to have literally zero character building or class customization of any kind

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    There’s a foul troony man who thinks he’s a woman voicing a female character.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      literally rent free

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >There’s a foul troony man who thinks he’s a woman voicing a trans character.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >B-BUT WOW

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It looks like shit, runs like shit and crashes on any minor hiccup.
    Just go look at square forums. Thread after thread asking about directX error crashes on new systems. Years old issues that make game completely unplayable for people and square refuses to even acknowledge their existence.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Works on MY machine, b***h.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >played it on my i7 6700 + 1660 Ti
      >now playing it on my amd 7700 + 7900 XT
      >never crashed
      sounds like a you problem
      then again I'm not using mare

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've never played it. Friend kept complaining at me about the servers shitting the bed for a few weeks so I'm gonna say poor uptime.

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will Beast Tamer play like Palworld?

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    UMMMM, TANK STANCE???

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Buy an ad

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wuk Lamat's English voice is so bad I switched to JP voices.

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    About to finish the post-SB MSQ, what else would you say I should do before buying the game? I've finished the normal and alliance raid series (except for coils)

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >daily spam of XIV shill threads

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It has a troony voice actor

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      get help

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why? I don't need to

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >10 years later and we still can't mirror headgear
    >MSQ Expansion is literally 20 hours of cutscenes and errand shit and 4-5 of actual content
    >MSQ makes the MMO aspect irrelevant, can't do certain duties together, your friends don't appear in cutscenes if you're in a party and all you can do is read your own unvoiced cutscenes by yourself
    >The stupid ass Levequest achievements, fricking WHY? Those don't even encourage multiplayer and cooperation like Hunts and the rewards suck ass, you don't even get a cool mount. If you ever meet someone working on those cheevos let alone having completed them... stay the frick away, mark of a madman.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The stupid ass Levequest achievements, fricking WHY? Those don't even encourage multiplayer and cooperation like Hunts and the rewards suck ass, you don't even get a cool mount. If you ever meet someone working on those cheevos let alone having completed them... stay the frick away, mark of a madman.
      Why are you quoting youtube influencers?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >MSQ makes the MMO aspect irrelevant, can't do certain duties together,
      Hate this the most, tried to get a few people into the game but having to leave group to do solo instances killed it for them all. Also why cant we do a dungeon as two people and two trusts. lost ark and wow both offer this now

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Prove you're not an XIV cultist
    I have never played it

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>>/vg/

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Limited Jobs are a waste of time that could've been spent just putting the actual job in the game to enjoy the majority of the content with the rest of the population. Everyone hype over Beastmaster won't touch it after a week

    Four chat channels? Really? No, don't tell me there's addons because I already know about them but how the FRICK do you justify this after ten years

    Gathering seriously fricking sucks and I'm glad bots exist to make materials cheaper and more available

    Queuing Retainer Ventures when?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm glad bots exist to make materials cheaper and more available
      You're welcome.

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    new relic weapon should not have been attached to manderville

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >proper thread made to discuss game gets autosage'd for no reason hundreds of posts in
    >spammed garbage threads like this are left untouched

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      newbie

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      blizzcuck mods do be like that

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Funny, I get banned for posting these threads quite often
      I sometimes post them just because I feel like taking a vacation

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    New mog just dropped

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      That actually looks pretty neat if it actually encourages people to do other stuff than just spamming some low level shit with blue mages. I mean it won't, but at least it'll make it more interesting for any sane people who don't want to do some brainless grind.

      Too bad the rewards are kinda meh.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >skim through it
      >dogshit rewards, nothing exclusive
      They don't even try anymore.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You just know

  28. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not enough people play Mahjong. Want to play on at an advanced table? Frick you, wait all day.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      FFXIV mahjong had a purpose but then Mahjong Soul came out not long after and now there's kind of no point in playing in FFXIV because everyone who gives a shit about the game is just playing there. I got my master title and stopped playing

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Mahjong Soul
        Kinda sad if that's true. I know it has anime characters, but there were other options besides... a random MMO if you actually wanted to play mahjong even before that.

        The problem I had with XIV's mahjong is that the slight rule changes and the way players play encourage spamming trash hands even more than usual since you don't even have to reach 30k to win.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Mahjong Soul
        Kinda sad if that's true. I know it has anime characters, but there were other options besides... a random MMO if you actually wanted to play mahjong even before that.

        The problem I had with XIV's mahjong is that the slight rule changes and the way players play encourage spamming trash hands even more than usual since you don't even have to reach 30k to win.

        mahjong soul doesn't work on my browser so I have to use xiv
        >inb4 riichi city

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't you guys have phones?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        win trade me points lyria

  29. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >xiv thread
    >half the posts are shitposts about WoW
    >the other half are coomposting
    lmao

  30. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Give it to me straight. Does the story really get good 200 hours in?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Does the story get good?
      Yes.

      >Does the MSQ gameplay get good?
      No.

      The gameplay will still be "talk to NPC, teleport, run across the map to talk to another NPC, teleport back, click on a shiny thing, talk to another NPC" all the way through.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the story is good
        >power of friendship is le good story

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          That is correct.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >power of friendship is le good story

          yes

  31. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've never played it, and will never play it. troony game.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      troony minded.

  32. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I skip all dialog and cutscenes.

  33. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've tried to play it before but I quit during that part when you have to do a million fetch quests for some homosexual in Costa Del Sol who wants you to make him dinner.

  34. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Playing ff11 to get cought up with plot for dawntrail. I fricking love the cat man it's unreal

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bigot.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't mean it like that esl-kun

  35. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  36. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      this isn't a wow thread buck

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        sena? bryer?

  37. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking loathe both the community and devs.

    The welcoming friendly image of the community is a facade, nobody chats, starts convos, only half the time they even bother to say GG after a instance. And if you dare give them a tip on how to improve in the most cordial, kind manner you can, you'll get chewed out and temp banned for harrassment cause the GM's are the worst ever.

    The devs are hacks, Youshi or however you spell his stupid name told people who asked for healer rotations to be more intricate and not one fricking button to "go play ultimate". They don't want to design interesting and fun jobs, they want to design schlock with 1 to 3 button rotations cause they know their plebeian playerbase can't handle anything above that skill level.

    I still had fun, I didn't delete my account and I have it waiting if I do wanna go back, but my god, between the cult like abrasive community, fraud devs, and boring class design, it all turns me right back off.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      gave me a good giggle

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one wants your advice, we don't care about doing 1% more dps

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      tl;dr apply yourself

  38. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >elder magicite on my solo HoH run
    Wish me luck bros

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good luck!

      That being said Elder is cool, but realistically it's not a huge game changer since you can save a lot of time by using a normal magicite to skip a nasty floor instead. Still, I did have one when I cleared too, and it was nice since I didn't have to worry about how much time I needed to kill the floor 90 boss.

  39. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's an "MMORPG" that's neither really MMO nor really an RPG. MSQ is shit. Gear progression is shit. Zones are shit. People playing this game are mentally ill, either going into modbeast-erp rabbit hole or into parsing-savage-raiding rabbit hole. Also gaijin pls buy new mount only for $29,99.

  40. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It's been 2 years since the worlo umbral calamity
    I still have all the images from when /wowg/ was experiencing their own cataclysm

  41. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What a glorious time it was

  42. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    XI was better in every single way. literally soul vs soulless.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ask people why they hold this opinion
      >every reason is basically just "it was extremely inconvenient"
      do you have any better reasons than the people i asked before you?

  43. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rent free

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not rent free.

          [...]
          Rent free.

          lol you homosexuals can dish it out but can't take it

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        lol

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >tonberry

          what the frick

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          dibs on far right

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I wonder how much gil are those guys earning on erp

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          aura and miqote have the sexiest bodies huh

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      American problem

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not rent free.

      lol

      Rent free.

  44. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The writing is self indulgent drivel.
    >GCD tab target combat
    >Particle effects obscure the screen
    >What's left that's visible is obscured by the UI
    >Soulless models, animations, and world
    Dire

  45. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How am I supposed to critique a game I've never played?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      cultist

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry about it. XIVsisters talk shit about WoW all the time

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        They all played WoW though. All MMO players are WoW refugees

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I have never played World of Warcraft

  46. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have nothing to do that's not boring so I don't play anymore

  47. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Despite being a monk I'm not allowed to pick up Lalafels and beat them to death and then throw their battered corpses into the gutter.

  48. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Post your critiques of this game
    Femgars came out too late as my friend's interest in getting the game has waned.
    >That's not a critique
    They were promised for Endwalker, or at some point in the patch cycle, and only now are we getting them with the next expansion. I like to think that's a fair critique.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      WoW cuts content all the time, troony

  49. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Posting this hundreds of times in a way makes YOU a cultist moron
    At least post a different image cause I'm tired of seeing that punchable face in the catalog

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      UMMMM ARE YOU GOING TO PICK A DIFFERENT IMAGE

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >NO YOOOOOOU
      troony mooment

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're allowed to say no u when it's true

  50. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pic related is not my initial travel buddy for the new world. Instead I get to hang again with Yoshi's super special OC Twins and nuKrile.

  51. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    the game has been on a steady decline since heavensward

  52. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    the pvp is shit and the new expansion looks lame but ill still play it for my waifu krile

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Du you mean the old krile that got murdered off screen or the new one that joined 6.55?

  53. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Same critique I issue to every global cool down based MMO:

    The gameplay is somewhere between a rhythm game and a fighting game. You have an ideal combo route (your rotation) you wish to execute every time for maximum damage (fighting game) and to do this you will press keys at specific intervals (rhythm game).

    Except you're the very worst parts of both of those games. The rhythm never changes except OGCD skills you weave in (sometimes interesting, often not) and the combo (ideally) never changes although you might have to pick up or start over depending on what happens in the encounter, but it is the same every time. You don't have the depth that a fighting game has for character specific combos, counterhit, applying meter, etc. If you're distilling the experience as closely to the same thing every time, you're a good MMO player. That's boring gameplay.

    That's just my gameplay critique, the story is absolute dogshit but I'll save that for another day

  54. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    no xiv bf

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      probably for the better dude

  55. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    DAMN BRATTY FEMRAS

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      troon race

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        there's a reason why

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        those are face 1 and they look like soulless aliens

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I miss my soulless alien so much, I loved her, but I will not give yoshi my money until the game improves

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I want to have copious amounts of sex with all of these.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      why are other races not allowed to have this hair?

  56. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will they change Criterion in DT?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're only getting variants, sorry

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        They were the better half of the formula at least
        I just wish we had ex-level dungeons instead of criterion

  57. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when different races had unique rigs, models, and far better animations? I remember.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      no you don't you contrarian homosexual

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/75034-I-can%E2%80%99t-ignore-this-anymore!-Something-should-be-done-about-it

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          This was the time that Miqote had rigs that made sense for their model. After the change they were broken for the sake of making content production cheaper.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          This was the time that Miqote had rigs that made sense for their model. After the change they were broken for the sake of making content production cheaper.

          yeah and that's why 1.0 flopped because it focused on unimportant shit

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >not wanting superior quality assets and higher production value
            >b-but the game is better
            I hate to break it to you but your game is still shit.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, but guess what, it makes more money selling Fantas to release new slob races than doing x times the work for each new emote to make them unique. 1.x was killed because they deeply cared about shit like that and never asked how to make money.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >1.x was killed because they deeply cared about shit like that and never asked how to make money

  58. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't wait to venture into Yawnfail alongside Woke LeMutt, help her reclaim her rightful throne and bring the diversity the New World needs!

  59. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >start doing wondrous tails
    >its the exact same duties as last week
    hmmh?

  60. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >autosaged

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