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No it isn't
seriously seriously on the abrahamic deity cousin no caption required
>no caption
anon, no cap means "not lying"
I thought it was used for emphasis, like "no cap" as in "no limit"
The cap refers to a fake tooth covering, instead of a real gold tooth, so that no cap means 100% real.
Blacks have to insist that they aren't lying in this manner because it's common for them to lie to each other
>they are still lying
imagine these morons trying to fight in an actual war, lmao. they'd suck wiener for supplies and submit their asses to the enemies if it meant getting spared. absolutely no shred of masculine strength in them.
I'd happily march into your village, drag you into the street and hack you into pieces with a machete if it makes you feel any better
For some reason you morons think fighting is something hard in the modern day when its literally just looking down a sight and pulling a trigger. Ukies are slaughtering Russians and most of them were untrained beforehand.
you dumb fricking Black person that was the exact same thing back in ww2 and even in ww1 they would just bomb each other with mustard gas and wait for them to die or just shoot on sight once they got flushed out. only reason and time they ever got close and personal then was due to the nature of trenches being used so fricking religiously at that time that if you got trapped in them, you had no other choice but to fight in close quarters.
>Ukies are slaughtering Russians
Lol, how's the counteroffensive going?
*bends knee to merc who has successfully taken over my country*
Russia was supposed to win in a week, what happened?
whole world sending weapons and soldiers to ukraine happened
That surely took longer than a week, why couldn't mighty Russia knock them out before that?
didn't they make authorities flee from donbas in the first few days?
It's because if Russia actually fought with all their might then WW3 would begin. They are fighting a war of attrition taking out their outdated gear and using conscripts as meatshields. They are trying to drag it out as fast possible and slowly conquering the territories. Anyone with an IQ above 80 can see that.
drag it out as far*
>rush all the way to the capital
>lose more than 50% of their force, and more than 90% of their elite troops
>retreat back to lines that were more or less unofficially theirs since 2014
>STILL manage to slowly those too
> HURR THEY ARE CONQUERING
I can smell the copium from here
>It's because if Russia actually fought with all their might then WW3 would begin.
That's the one right thing you said in your post, Russians are terrified of starting WW3 because they know they would get instantly creamed, annexed and colonized. (a sizable chunk donated to China too, naturally)
All they can do is pretend that nothing's wrong as they get fricking slaughtered by dregs of second-hand equipment from the 80s. Because the alternative is total annihilation for them and them alone.
What copium? Stop talking like a homosexual that tries so hard to fit in It's not just Russians being terrified. No one wants WW3. Why are you this dense? You seem to be mindblown by Ganker thinking being cynical and edgy is how people are in real life. A global nuclear warfare benefits no one.
>a global nuclear warfare benefits no one
Not if it's one-sided, and that's increasingly looking like the case.
All of Russia's terrifying super-duper-hyper-uber sonic weapons turned out to be paper tigers that can be intercepted by a LONE Patriot battery from 1982, their conventional armed forces turned out to be incompetent and extremely badly maintained, and neither of those approach the difficulty and resources needed of maintaining a working nuclear arsenal.
Even less fortunately for them, all that bragging over paper tigers that the west actually believed ended up making the west develop successful countermeasures to threats that do not yet even exist, and will not exist in the next thirty years, making the prospect of a nuclear war even MORE one sided than it already is.
Russia is no more a threat today than Niger is.
>imagine believing all this
Just because west is stronger doesn't mean this kind of conflict wouldn't damage many countries and the global order. Also good luck intercepting a bunch of MIRVs being launched at you. Real life isn't like a video game.
>good luck intercepting a bunch of MIRVs
just like we were supposed to believe that Kinshart was uninterceptable, and then cold war anti-air defenses took care of them. We don't even know what classified tech the US has developed since then for nuclear defense and ballistic missile interception, but they sure as hell won't share any information about it. They got spooked by the MiG-25 so hard that they over-developed the F-15 to counter it and it has dominated the air superiority scene since, without a single plane lost for over a hundred downed. Sure, a world nuclear conflict will damage many countries, but it will wipe Russia off the map first and foremost, and the US, along with China depending on how they align themselves, will stay as the leading powers.
It wouldn't be just Russia in this kind of scenario since many other countries like China, North Korea, India would also join Russia in a coalition against the west from the fear of being declared the next le evil country after Russia is gone. China knows if Russia is gone they will be next and China is the biggest threat to US in this competition for global hegemony. You are very naive thinking this would just be western countries vs just Russia.
India absolutely despises China, why would they ally together with them against the west? China also has every reason to stay out of nuclear conflict in fear of losing the industry and capital that they've built when they're already beating the US in production and exports. They'd rather let US get weakened by them getting involved in nuclear conflict. They're also expanding global influence and banking on developing countries all over Africa.
Why wouldn't they? They don't like the west at all and they are currently in the economic bloc (BRICS) with Russia and China.
may we see the intercepted kinzhals?
Here you go. Mighty ukrainians intercepting drones with their mighty brown bodies and infrastructure. Truly heroic.
>MIRVs being launched at you
Not even science-fiction at this point, you again side-step the main point of the post you respond to: Russia doesn't have shit that fricking works.
Take your fear-mongering somewhere with morons to believe you, this place ain't it.
>India
>NORTH KOREA
Oh... oh no, this changes things!
They have MIRVs and hypersonic missilies, dozens of nuclear powered submarines equipped with nuclear missiles that frequently patrol in the arctic sea. They have hundreds of thousands active air force personal alone. i don't know why Amerimutts like you underestimate Russia. They are definitely not as strong as USA's military but can still give USA a severe catalyst.
>Oh... oh no, this changes things!
Yes, it does. North Korea and China can mitigate the blows coming from the Pacific and act as a diversion and shield for Russia.
Russia's military is the laughing stock of the world right now.
>Russia is a laughing stock, that's why we're all desperately throwing hundreds of billions of dollars and endless amounts of weapons and vehicles into Ukraine to stop them, and still losing
actually true
Kyiv in three days?
>kyyyyv
Why do ukoid-brownoids insist on using this funny meme language?
Tы хopoший пapeнь, Джoн. Пpиeзжaй к нaм в Poccию. У нac ecть: BИЧ, кpoкoдил, низкиe зapплaты, Bopкyтa, кyмoвcтвo, блaт. Зaтo нeт пидopacoв и тpaнcyх.
I can't read that shit, but since you're a ukoid-brownoid I assume that you're asking for money. No I don't have any change. Piss off Black person.
nyet comrade, with new t-55, kiev in 2 days
>day 70 of the 1-week, 6-months-in-planning counteroffensyiv supported by the entire weight of NATO
>year 8 of the 48-hour anti-terrorist actiin on donbass miners
3 weeks until Kiev and 2 weeks until the counteroffensive.
>Ukies are slaughtering Russians
If you can come to such a backwards conclusion then I doubt you'd be capable of hacking anything but your own wiener to pieces.
>Ukies are slaughtering Russians
Two more weeks and ukraine will be free
dudebro game is a thing of the past so draft women too or we won't bother with your meme wars
women were all for equality here until it meant mandatory drafting for them as well kek
Why are you homosexuals so obsessed wuth trannies and zoomers?
Drops a frag bundle on your head by drone nothing personal
>he doesn’t know drones are obsolete
What the frick am I looking at, and why does it look like someone slapped a pistol grip on a current gen GPU?
>da comrades, remember to bring your girlfriends tampons so you have something to plug the holes when you get shot
Anti-drone rifle. Emites radio waves in an attempt to spoof drone's navigation and make it land/crash.
Good against civilian, but efficiency quickly drops to 0 against anything more custom. Even just changing radio communication frequency can make this thing into a joke.
>nooooooooooo you need special goverment CAWADDOTY MODERN' SHARTWARE 4 like wound injection bloodsoaking syringes that cost 10k each and 90% still get stolen by hohols and sold to the cartel in mexico like the javelin wunderwaffe
Almost in every video of russians getting shot and killed(10 times less than hriuks) I see proper hemostatics and what not, using cheap blood soaking tools was just a extreme measure explained to some soldiers.
Hohols dont use hemostatics cause they dont survive more than severall days on the front anyways.
why the frick are you not volunteering for the hohol foreign legion then? you can slaughter ruzzians safely and get paid!
Sounds like the average US marine
You have absolutely no idea how the military works. Tons of morons have always joined. What don't you understand about boot camp? They effectively transform people. If you had to be a suitable soldier going into the military we'd have been fricked a long time ago moron.
Black person you don't have time for boot camp when you get conscripted by force. they just teach you how to quickly handle a gun and just listen to order and do as you're told and that's it.
Okay wow zoomers wouldn't have made it in Vietnam thanks grandpa
Can anyone remind me how the Vietnam war ended again?
America left and Vietnam has still not recovered.
>A global power returned to normal after getting buttfricked by a developing nation
No fricking shit
and the opponent has not yet recovered. seethe more mud man.
good
less people fighting meme wars for their israelite overlords
Yes, because millennials are the epitome of manliness lol.
People said the same shit about the Greatest Generation before WW2. Now people suck their wieners and literally worship the ground that the very few surviving of that generation walk upon.
>Now people suck their wieners and literally worship the ground that the very few surviving of that generation walk upon.
Yes, they do that to little b***h cry babies like this grandpa who could've instead just gone out by shooting a bunch of the morons that are responsible for the reason his country became the way it is right now.
>people said the same shit about the Greatest Generation before WW2
Where? Point me to multiple pieces from that era where people said that.
>YOU HAVE TO FIGHT AND DIE IN WARS FOR israeliteS BECAUSE, YOU JUST DO OK!!
>zoomie drone bombs you
>SHEEEEEESH i just hit a frickin clip on god! thats goin on the tok fr
lel
>zoomer gets a multi-kill with a drone but the footage isn't good
>swoops back around and does it again for a better shot
'ick on 'tok
Considering Zoomers have played vidya since they've been birthed they would probably be good drone operators.
I'd rather not see any more young White men die in wars that have nothing to do with them.
Zoomers are all roided and mog millennial skinnyfat soys
>Zoomers are all roided
proof? also, the only thing those roids will mog is themselves when it gives them a heart attack when they have to run for cover on the field of battle
Seethe millennial cucks
>roided
Can't wait for the great troonout that is bound to happen.
Especially b/c zoomies haven't got any idea what nuance is supposed to mean. They're terrible @ administering drugs or utilizing anything for their benefit.
>women
>here
Anon, I...
Women in my country
he means women "here" as in his own country you dumb frick
>Didn't specified it
>But I'm dumb
There was not way to anticipate that you dishonest zoomie homosexual!
you can anticipate it with the power of an IQ above room temperature
God you Black folk are even more insufferable when you try to come across as smart.
You can't. That's why we communicate clear and specify certain things and won't omit information which is necessary.
t. 138iq aspie
>That's why we communicate clear and specify certain things and won't omit information which is necessary.
okay say that to women. they literally never do any of those things.
>Brings up femoids out of nowhere
What did he mean by this?
More so correct. That's one reason why women are absolutely terrible in work relationships.
all the zooms I see outside are little twiggy gayboys. Some of them are tall at least but they're still soft c**ts
This is not true at all. Any time I see a zoomie, they’re a fricking twig that could be snapped in half without second thought
I don't blame them for taking roids. All of them look like twigs when I see them outside.
i hope we have ww3 so zoomers can just kill eachother already
>t. Millenial who was born too young to participante in the gulf war
im not american, why would i even participate in the gulf war?
as opposed to you?
>dying like a cattle in power games of ~~*elites*~~ is "masculine"
Lmao
You are literally too old to enlist gramps.
sheeeesh, this war is boring af ong
I bet hes having a blast
>being forced to kill people you don't know and die over some suit-wearing homosexual's whims
>masculine
They already fought in a real war, moron
havent you heard of ukraine
Slavs are outside the Anglo-European cultural sphere. They don't count.
that's what happens when you invent nuclear bombs
When the frick was the last time anyone waged war on the US? Pearl Harbor? 9/11 was just an inside job attack on a few targets. Yankoids go overseas to kill random brown people so rich pedophile Epsteinites get richer. Why the frick should anyone care about maintaining that?
>you VILL die for Israel
Whyd you have to make it sound so hot
why does this have so many replies?
The gay who made it was reminded of the fact that an army of they/them pronoun zoomers are currently humiliating Russia at war right this second. The poster, who is presumably Russian himself, had a meltdown.
One of the dumbest comments I have ever seen, you make reddit proud.
masterfully crafted bait
>this moron actually thinks conscripts from any era were actually strong fighters compared to zoomers
Black person most of the conscripts were used as meatshields regardless of the era since young people are dumb and reckless. Did you think people that fought in WW1 or WW2 were badasses with multiple body counts? Most of them were just normal people having nromal jobs like tailors, shoemakers, farmers etc. who haven't exactly had physical finesse.
he is mutt he doesn't know history and only has information from CODs so he thinks it works that way.
I really believe that zoomers would be the perfect soldiers. Most of them are devoid of empathy.
They would be killing children in the middle east and doing fornite dances on their corpses
all Xi has to do is wait for millenials to get old enough to be unable to fight and he insta wins
Imagine you in a war. Post body
post chin
I'm gen z and I grew up with a ps2. I wouldn't call it retro considering games haven't evolved past it in terms of mechanics. You look at a NES game and think it's retro because of how simple it is, but if you compare PS2 games to PS5 games they both play the same, so it's unfair to consider the ps2 era as retro.
Why is Ganker obsessed with this TikTok eceleb so much?
Incel chuds are secretly attracted to him
The incel > topped on grindr pipeline is real
>so draft women too or we won't bother with your meme wars
Women can fight pretty damn well. Plenty of women soldiers in WW2 and Vietnam.
>Women can fight pretty damn well.
Then what are we waiting for? Draft women too now, just like in the video games that are shown to us.
Why are you such an incel?
Besides, we only have draft because cowardly men don't want to do their patriotic duty and defend their nation
Draft exists and nothing will undo it, just like how nothing will undo female characters from existing in violent video games. Yoy ask for this. Now draft women too homosexual.
>just like how nothing will undo female characters from existing in violent video games. Yoy ask for this.
Yeah I love women, especially in my violent video games
I don't get your point, are you Brazilian?
>he likes his women harmed
Who is more qualified to be drafted? Some imaginary Brazilian in your head or a sociopath like yourself? Now draft women too so you'll be at a better place with them to do your thing.
Women are insufferable to be around.
There is a reason (all of human history) they were seen and not heard.
>Don't know any women who want to work under another woman.
>Don't know any women that really like the company (friendship) of other women (they're c**ts).
All female friends and gf's have been fricked over by office hags. The HR hags don't hire the hot chicks. Frick 'girl power', your experience/education/etc. They hire on hen pecking order and beta females that obey asinine rules.
what is your body count bro?
Go back
We're all turning 30 and agonizing over it.
We dont even know that dude is an eceleb.
The fact that you know him says a lot more about you zoom zoom
>I just happen to post pictures of him 24/7
>You're the obssesed one.
Sure thing, boomy. Time for your dementia pills.
I don't know who he is, but he's a de facto eceleb by being posted on this website 10000 times a day
No arrow so you look like that and say that
Black folk tongue my anus
>this 23 year old console isn't retro because.... because it just isn't, okay?!?
anything after 1989 isn't retro
if you started browsing Ganker after 2010 you're a newbie
lurk 15 years before posting, unironically
deal with it
your half way in the ground old man, get with the times.
>after 2010
Anything after 1989 is like 3 decades old, old man.
You're like a guy in the 80's for some reason insisting old radios aren't retro.
I totally forgot about this meme format. Thank you for restoring a portion of my memory.
It's truly insane to think about how much of my life I've wasted here.
In 2010 the NES was 25 years old
In 2023 the PS2 is 23 years old
Boomer homosexual, time moves on.
>if you started browsing Ganker after 2010 you're a newbie
>lurk 15 years before posting, unironically
ok so if after 15 years i'm considered a Gankerner why isn't the PS2 considered retro after 23 years?
Because.... Because it just isn't, OKAY?!!!!??
>anything after 1989 isn't retro
So not right, it's not even wrong.
>2010
we were calling the SNES and Genesis retro when they were 10 years old.
The Gamecube is 20+ years old.
retro isn't relative to now, it's relative to the start of video games. in 100 years the Switch won't be retro, just old.
says who? this isn't a word restricted to video game systems.
If retro means old then just say old, retro stops meaning anything when its made out to be an expiration date.
retro meant old home appliances since the beginning
ong yall cappin
>Millennials shitting on zoomers acting like they wouldn't need their emotional support switch, pokemon cards and spiced chai latte if they had to fight on the front
There's a reason why Millennials are considered by all other generations to be objectively the worst and most disappointing generation in modern history. Complete lack of spine, action, and drive.
Zoomers haven't played the PS2. That's zillennial territory.
There's literally nothing zoomers can do that will make them more insufferable than millenialls. That generation was gay and cultureless as frick.
>DUDE REMEMBAH DA NINETEES!?!?!!??!?
This
90s nostalgia should be such a blatant example of why the world is so fricked, but all the normals just sigh and say remember when I could buy goooood products?
True, there weren't enough gay trans Black folk in media back then.
>my goyslop is better than your goyslop!
video games have always been gay and always will be gay
you should have grown out of playing them or made a career out of it by now
Are you defending a decade? A measurement of time? Am I supposed to come up with a rebuttal about how 00s slop is less sloppy than 90s slop?
Don't do that to me, don't do that to yourself. Be better.
Impossible to argue with this poster, he makes no sense and supports nothing at all
>Having genuine nostalgia is now considered s°y
You stupid zoomer Black folk will be nostalgic over the 2010s and 20s in a couple of decades, using a jak this desperately isnt gonna hide that fact.
Nostalgia literally makes you a weak susceptible homosexual especially when the nostalgia is based on consumer products. It’s just a means for companies to put no effort in being original and sell you the same shit you’ve seen before. There’s a reason there’s so much sequel and remake slop out there today
That graphics card on the top is the Voodoo 5 6000 which had it been released to market would have come out after July 2000. If you wanted to include a 90s 3D accelerator you should have used the iconic Voodoo 2 instead.
gem
Imagine being so assblasted by a generation that you take the time to make this image lol. Mental disorders are real.
>"There's literally nothing zoomers can do that will make them more insufferable than millennials"
Yes there are, such as:
>shit slang
>they're all thin skinned little homosexuals
>they push and support troony and homosexual propaganda
>many are uninformed secular homosexuals
Did a Zoomer hurt you
Their existence hurts the human race
Everything you listed is by millennials
actual based father keeping his daughter away from degenerates
PS2 is a great console but I fail to see who it isn’t retro, it’s over 20 years old.
PS2 is not retro
can you please stop arguing with people you made up in your head
I was born in 1983, I genuinely want to murder anyone I talk to born after 1997 or so. If it's a girl with cute feet, then that's okay.
one day the PS2 will be 40 years old and millenial morons will still refuse to admit that it's old
It's weird to think of PS2 games as retro, but I kinda see the point. Games since gen 7 are all the same, they didn't change much. You can just slap some graphical tweaks on PS3 games and release them today - they won't be really different from the recent titles, except for not being made by woke homosexuals with their agenda.
PS2 games feel different. Doesn't mean they're less fun, but SNES games are also fun, yet they are technically inferior to both PS1 and PS2.
if ps1 games are retro then so are ps2
PS2 is the last console that will ever be 'retro'
I'm already nostalgic for the PSP and PS3
You know what upsets me? Teenagers using words
I almost hate zoomers as much as boomers
you're old
broccoli hair is top homosexual level fashion
Zoomers are a failed generation of thin skinned crybabies that would bend over and cry the second the enemy called them no no meanie face words and put them in a big heckin' empty scary back room.
fricking homosexuals
The most sane Facebook uncle
If you are shitting on zoomers you are admitting you go to Ganker and are at least 30.
I also work and don't live in my grandmother's basement or off autismbux like a parasite. ;^)
And? I’ve been coming to this site since you were a child smearing shit on the walls you little homosexual
Well yeah dipshit, a lot of people started coming here when they were in high school more than a decade ago. No one ever leaves this place, you zoomie pieces of shit just started coming here recently expecting everyone to be teens. God I hate your generation
Day of the clippers for all gay mops, boy, girl, and queer.
What do zoomers say "Sheeeeeesh"?
Zoomers were not alive to see this cartoon, and they do not use it in the same context.
You weren't alive to see this cartoon. It showed in theaters back before TV was a thing.
>You weren't alive to see this cartoon
>Watched looney tunes all the time at my grandparents every saturday
By your same logic, a zoomer could watch it on Cartoon Network or something. You were implying it was made before his time, and it was made before yours as well, 10 year old boomer.
zoomers had boomerang, moron. nobody even knows what a zoomer is
Sufferin Succotash!
>Classic Ebonics "Shiiiieeeeeeeeeet"
>Zoomer pop culture gravitates towards hiphop/black culture
>"Shiiiiit" used to show positive reaction toward the current situation and/or pleasure
>Zoomers are either glued to TikTok and need to make the phrase family friendly or are simply too young to freely swear around family or authority figures
>"Shiiiiiiiiiiiet" = "Sheeeeeeeeesh"
>Sheeeesh catches on
Correct
yes it is retro, so get the frick over it already /vr/
Why do some zoomers like old women? I’ve seen a few gen Zs calling 50+ year old women
Every generation has milf and gmilf appreciators.
Why? It’s not natural
Optimal? Perhaps not.
But combining a desire for parental love and sexual attraction is quite common.
Honestly wonder what goes wrong inside someone’s head to cause them to prefer aged women
Yes. If a console can be emulated by the common denomiinator witheven lapot, it is a retro. Don't see you complaining about it today
Why do people say PS2 graphics as an insult when PS2 in fact had beautiful looking games?
Even at the time, the PS2 looked like shit with its motion blur and limited memory.
No one owned a PS2 a the time thought this way. Me and all my friends thought it looked amazing back then compared to the previous generation
No, anyone who owned a PC did. I bought MGS2 and the fricking motion blur was so disgusting.
I didn’t know any kids my age who owned a PC at the time. We all were used to PS1 and 64 that the next gen looked incredible. MGS2 blew my mind when I first saw it back then. I nearly shit myself when Snake Eater came out
We were playing UT99 back then at 1024x768. It was glorious.
So PC gays have always been insufferable c**ts huh?
millenials are a bit odd for hating the younger gen for such petty things
more like they make up nonsense to be mad about
Every generation hates the next. You zoomie homosexuals will hate the next generation when you’re 30+ years old like us
I don't remember Gen Xers hating me and to be fair the generational gaps are bigger than you think. Oldest millennial are fricking 40, the youngest are 29.
They don’t have to hate you specifically to hate your generation. Again, every generation shits on the next, ad infinitum. It’s the old hating the young and so on
I don't hate zoomers, but I also refuse to believe that living through my first decade as an adult out of like 4 or 5 makes me old. Maybe it will change when I'm 40 and hate gen alpha.
>dude let me just say things that are blatantly untrue and then if you catch me red-handed I'll just call you a grandpa OK? I will revise all history and culture according to how I remember or perceive it personally, and then state it as an objective fact. OK?
I wish zoomers were more grounded in reality than their highly special snowflake highly individualist anime protag view
>captcha: G0YYK
>failing to realize posts like this are bait designed to rile up old men like you
uh bro no one talks like that anymore that's so 2020. get with the times granpda gen alpha runs this shit now
Is a launch PS2 worth anything these days? I've had mine sitting in my closet since 2005 and I'm thinking of just throwing it in the bin with my N64 and Xbox to make space.
It's good for modding. Sell it on one of those facebook groups.
PS2 is 23 years old. I know some homosexuals here would argue about what it means to be "retro" but 23 years is a long ass time and it very much is retro by its most widely accepted definition.
>we will unironically live in a timeline where dumb Black folk will put 20 gens into the same "retro" basket to thunderous applause
they were big fans of reductionism and simpliication of culture in 1984 too, really activates your almonds...
Everything should be about me and everyone should be me because me is me and me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me.
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
that's right, me. Now shut up, Black person.
I am Ganker's shadow, Ganker's true self. I say what all of you really think. I reflect what is really in your heart. And as long as there are people on Ganker who only think about themselves, I will never die.
Nah, you’re just an angry little anon like the rest of us. Scream into the void all you want, you’re not special
>PS2...retro?
>AAACK THIS IS 1984 IM BEING OPRESSED
you Black folk make it impossible to be taken seriously
If the NES, SNES, ps1 and N64 have made it to the list of retro systems then so can the ps2. Pre-crash video game systems were a distinct breed and the line is either drawn there or not at all.
The SNES and the Genesis were already considered retro by the time the PS2 launched and they were barely a decade old then.
>inb4 graphical leap
You have to be pretty deep down in the hole of contrarianism if you don't think the leap between sixth and current isn't as large.
It's incredible how many young people and kids have that exact same haircut
My hair isn’t poofy enough to do it. Also I think it looks goofy
>It's incredible how many young people and kids have that exact same haircut
At least those mother frickers look cool. Zoomies with their broccoli haircut look beyond moronic
Not that I hang out with zoomers or anything but the ONLY time I've ever seen anyone say 'frfr no cap' was from NPC morons trying to be funny online
I'm at the stage where I think it's just made up. You've never actually heard anyone talk like this unironically, haven't you?
I’ve heard people say for real and no cap but I’ve never seen the two together
>t 18 year old
99% of gen z humor is ironic, so ironic in fact that most of them aren't even able to discern irony from sincerity anymore, at least online.
Well i'm a zoomer and people say that shit all the time.
i am a zoomer and never saw single brocolli head nor heard those ''zoomer'' terms but then again i don't live in muttstan
Well i'm a zoomer and people never say that shit.
How dare people younger than me not have the exact same childhood as me. How dare people not be me. Why isn't everyone me? Me is better than not me because me is me. Me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me.
You are angry because I speak the truth. Because I say what you won't say. You are angry because you cannot force everything to be about you. You hate people who are different because they aren't you. You only care about yourself. You see everything else as extensions of your will, and being presented with evidence to the contrary is unbearably painful to your swollen ego. So you lash out, screeching at others, hoping you can somehow convince them to be you. You are all children throwing tantrums.
Black person you puttin way too much effort into bumping this thread
>unbearably painful to your swollen ego
more like swollen dick lmao get a load of this guy
>moronic frogposter thinks he is some sort of psychoanalytical mastermind
Cut that pasta shit you absolute Black person. Your shtick is boring af!
See? You get angry because you have been called out. You do not want to admit what you really think. I am the most honest person on this board, because I say what everyone really thinks.
>posting the same shit in every zoomer hate thread
lmao you do be seethin doe
>ong
the frick is ong?
I'm guessing it's the flavor of the month nig thing to say. Dunno what it means though.
It means “on god” this is the first time I’ve seen ong and it’s pretty obvious what it means
keep yourself safe
The PS2 came out 23 years ago old man. It's old enough to be a college graduate and have kids.
Tf is an ong?
ONirism Gooning
on god
Feels good to be a zillenial.
gay here. These haircuts are fricking disgusting and I will never date someone that uses it.
Thanks
why is this board filled with idiotic aging millennials that cannot accept the fact they're growing old and endlessly seethe about "zoomers"? it's very bizarre when you consider the fact that like 80% of the shit they complain about doesn't even apply to gen Z. just frick off or stop being such c**ts. vidya is not even a hobby for middle aged men anyway.
The average Gankerillenial is a balding early 30s incel, who lives in permanent cognitive dissonance.
>YEAH I AM INCEL AND PROUD FRICK WOMEN KAZAKHSTAND FOREVER I DO NOT NEED WOMEN IN MY LIFE TO BE HAPPY WHO FRICKING CARES ABOUT SEX JESUS ITS ALL YOU PEOPLE TALK ABOUT I DO NOT CARE ABOUT SEX AND I WILL NEVER CARE OK?
>*spams Ganker's catalog with incel bait 24/7*
>*tries to derail literally every single thread to be about hating women*
Millenials are subhuman incels, they will forever be mad at the world because they wasted their youth. Only the inevitable suicide will release them from their suffering.
this
samegay
cope cuck incel
like the boomers, millenials grew up to resent anyone who could have a ''better'' life than them and thus start making up excuses and other insanity to shit on younger generation, funny enough it was them who created all these doomsday things like SJWs, troons and other indoctrination techniques, they made it yet they try to push the blame onto other gen just like boomers did, like father like son.
You know that zoomers literally were born into a broken world, where they have no one to be their father figure. I know you like to make fun of them, but think about how shit they have it, as they missed out the golden age and all they have is goyslop.
I can pirate literally everything from "the golden age" for free
Honestly though. And social media doesn't help, it's actually sad to think about how hard it would be to just be a kid these days.
>where they have no one to be their father figure
Besides their dads?
The PS2 was released 23 years ago, so yes, I would consider it retro. To put it into perspective, the NES was about 15 years old when the PS2 came around and was considered retro and so was the SNES in 2005.
'Retro' shouldn't just consider the age of a console or game but also the design philosophies that went into their creation.
All hardware developed pre-hdmi should be retro then, its been the standard for almost 20 years
You think Zoomers finally like turn based games after experiencing the global phenomanom known as Baldur's Gate III ?
>itt oldfarts seething about time not stopping
Just few more years until we see
>Retro ps3/xbox360
kino threads
I was thinking about it earlier today but I was underage b& when Battlefield 3 came out and I remember Ganker just simply not liking it because how drastically different it was from older games in the franchise. At the time, I couldn't relate and genuinely enjoyed BF3 for what it was, even if it was just trying to be a bigger more expanded version of CoD but now I think I get "it" after playing 2042.
Hey ziggies, what happened to the ship? Has it been promoted to submarine duty already?
You guys are out of touch. Ps2 isn't even retro to zoomers anymore, it's ancient. People are calling PKMN soulsilver retro now.
kids getting the grandma perm will never not make me laugh they are gonna feel really fricking stupid when they get older
Where did that shit even start? I'm guessing some shitty Black person mumble rapper
I dunno man I just see kids out there rocking the grandma style and laugh to myself. *cracks open another ice cold bear*
actual mutts that can't straighten their nappy hair, then normal morons copied them
What I hate about zoomers is the fact they grow up using technology but don't know how to use a basic filesystem. I'm a mid-30s project manager in STEM and I hire late zoomers (16-20) all the time to do apprentice shit for our company.
You wouldn't believe how often I give them a MacBook or laptop and they have no idea how to use a filesystem or anything. They ask me basic shit like "How do I connect my wireless mouse"? instead of just playing around and figuring out how to turn on Bluetooth.
One recently kept closing Chrome and opening a new browser when I was sat with him. I asked him why he was doing that, just open a new tab and he went "How do I open a new tab?" and this was a 19 year old guy.
Absolute morons of the highest degree.
i hate that these homies can find jobs but i can't
>i hate that these homies can find jobs but i can't
To be fair they are apprentices so they are hired on a very very shit wage and used as basic slave labor. We pretty much just pull in anyone young so they can be manipulated to do shit so we don't have to pay full wages. It's fricked up but that's life
accept that approximately 40% of your own generation probably use computer as moronicly as zoomers. Tech literacy isnt something magically inherent to one generation or exists in one linear scale, and fact of the matter is zoomers are more in tune with touchscreen tech and its audiovisual components and functions more than kbm computers and its inner workings.
>What I hate about zoomers is the fact they grow up using technology but don't know how to use a basic filesystem. I'm a mid-30s project manager in STEM and I hire late zoomers (16-20) all the time to do apprentice shit for our company.
And who's fault is that, homosexual? Who, exactly, are the ones building this new generation of moron-proof computers? Who, exactly, are the ones developing all these brainrotted apps like Tiktok? It's a bunch of millennials and genYers in their early-to-late 40s. Everything you hate about the zoomers is your own creation. Zoomers and gen alpha are children. They learned from watching (you).
they don't want to admit it that they're the ones who fricked up the entire world forever.
In a few years ps3/360/wii will be allowed to be posted in /vr/
What the frick am I reading? The ukrainian is a new word for troon. Imagine derailing a videogame thread and make it all about your shitty meme country full of brown people. If you could even call the ukrainian subhuman monkeys people lmao
Hey I have no particular fondness of Ukranians, but anyone that kills Russians is based and has my unconditional support.
Can't wait for one oligarch or the other to shatter Russia into two dozen warring republics in a bloody civil war.
>anyone that kills Russians is based and has my unconditional support
even if the ones doing it are worse than russians?
>worse than the Russians
No such thing
The ukrainians are basically the same slav(e)cattle as Russians but stupider, browner and uglier.
And they kill Russians by the thousands.
That makes them automatically better.
so if i kill you and your entire family i will be better as well psycho Black person?
No, because I am not a subhuman Russian ape, so it would only make you a murdering psycho Black person, much like the Russians but slightly better.
you're subhuman on Ganker thats worse than simply being Russian citizen.
>worse than simply being Russian
Again I tell you: no such thing.
It's really not that difficult of a concept to understand, why are you struggling with it so much?
>Again I tell you: no such thing.
>It's really not that difficult of a concept to understand, why are you struggling with it so much?
>no retort
lol.
lmao, even.
>pic with the flag of a literally who nation whose only accomplishment is slaughtering Russians
I'm loving this new rent-free space in your head, it could use more SEETHING and COPING though.
Anyway, I'm off to watch more Russian ziggers die in horrible ways on the other side of the world, all enabled by our technology and money, truly these are the best times.
can't wait to see your face when you will burn for eternity in flames.
So far ukrainians have only been good at killing themselves. Maybe that shin is right and there is a certain correlation between being a ukrainian and being part of the 41%
>Gankerirgins mad because zoomers that LITERALLY look like that frick and deep creampie all the hot 16yr and under girls you secretly lust about when you see them in the grocery store and have to act like you didn't try to get a good look
Face it, boomers of Ganker: you lost the sex race.
ayo sus bussin
We fricked 16 year old girls when we were 16 moron. Looking at them now means you're a pedo
All I learned is I'm not stupid enough to get laid.
The youngest zoomers are like 23. Stop lusting after girls 16 and under.
Unrelated but anyone knows what is this haircut called and what i have to do to get one?
A mullet?
is it though, yeah it looks like a mullet but i always though mullets a little different then this.
maybe, because of receding hairline.
Get one? Go to a barber. Wear one? Be as manly as Brock. I doubt you qualify for the second part.
Be warned. If you're not at least as manly Brock you don't wear the mullet. It's the mullet that wears you.
ill work on the second part
Jerry curl mullet
Cringe
There is really nothing sadder on this board than these threads. Why was the NES considered retro 23 years after its release but the PS2 isn't? it's because you're an old frick who can't come to grips with how much time has passed you by, so you angrily insist that old things shouldn't be considered old because it would be an admission that you're old too so you create a mocking caricature of how stupid young people are for calling something 23 years old "retro"
Here are some facts for you homosexuals
>The PS2 is as old now as the Atari 2600 was when the PS2 released
>Windwaker is older now than the original LoZ was when Windwaker released
>the Xbox 360 is now older than the NES was when the Xbox 360 released
>The PS2 is a retro console
>Windwaker is a retro game
>the xbox 360 is a retro console
>The oldest zoomers are 26 year olds
>You are balding
And that's shits no cap on a stack fr fr you millennial homosexuals
PS3 is retro
Not yet but it will be in three years alongside xbox 360 and wii
Me when I snap my neck doing a TikTok challenge while listening to Lil' AK-47 Yeet and my life flashes before my eyes while all my zoomer friends laugh hysterically at Skibidi Toilet
skibidi toilet is gen alpha kino
>Skibidi Toilet
Zoomer here and I had to google what is that shit. It looks like some crap millenials would laugh at and call good comedy.
Verification not required
It is a millennial psyop. It is obvious because first of all zoomers do not usually play autistic games such as Gmod and when they do, they do not create because even toilet head man would require attention span more than of a couple of seconds.
PS2 was the silver age
SNES was the golden age
I'm a millennial and I have no idea where the notion came from that millennials don't consider 6th gen retro. The widely accepted definition of retro is 10 years, usually grouped in decades and it's what everyone I know defines it as.
You all are weirdos.
If it was intended to be played CRT technology, it's retro
Simple as that
Ok
You know, as a kid I believed the PS2 had a better line-up for games than PS1, except for JRPGs. I had this belief because of FF. Then I replayed them all and now think PS2 FF are better. No, Tactics on iOS/Android don’t count
33 here. Most of the other boomers in this thread need to try and pull a boulder off a cliff with their neck, I consider late 2000's stuff being close to retro. Broccoli head friends are pretty alright.
>23 year old console isn't retro
YOU ARE OLD
Zoomers don't even say this. The first time I ever saw the PS2 be considered "retro" was when /vr/ changed their rules.
It has been three years. Give up and stop seething, /vr/.
The PS2 is retro. And I don't want to here no bullshit about being a zoomer, I'm 34.
The SNES was considered retro when it was 9 years old. The PS2 is now nearly 23.
>hey let's make a board to talk about old games
>n-no not those old games! t-those aren't the games i played when i was a kid!
>what do you MEAN the passage of time didn't suddenly stop when i turned 30?
zoomers with the broccoli haircut need to be lined up and shot, isis-style. same goes for anyone who thinks that retro is anything released past the snes/genesis era.
I thought that hair was just internet meme but holy frick my company started hiring highschool kids for summer work and fricking ALL of them has that hair
Just finished playing jak and daxter, still such a good game i love the ps2
People were thinking the 80s were retro in the mid 2000s and now we have the same gap
the world is stuck in a eternal loop from 2000 to 2010, so anything from this time period can’t be considered retro. it’s always the same styles/games rebranded and resold over and over again. it’s completely stagnant. there isn’t a single actual new concept in over 23 years
I can't tell if these seethe posts are from butthurt Russians or from armchair fatass generals who are jealous that there's a bunch of young people who actually get to prove their valor in battle and it's not them.
>thread on Ganker
>NOOO YOU NEED TO TALK ABOUT DA JOOKRAINE AND MY NEOvegana!
Troonkrainians are so annoying. Not to mention that every single troonkrainian is brown as frick.
most of them are indian call centers
Wait, isn't this just what our parents said about our slang when we were young?
God imagine when the PS4 will be retro
How do you even derail a "laugh at zoomers" thread into a war one? Why are you homosexuals so riled up over an inter-slavic conflict?
t. Russian
glowBlack folk working overtime
This thread and every other like it is one raging twenty something with little brother syndrome he'll never grow out of.
uhhh so this turned into a /misc/ shit discussion about pig wars in eastern europe instead of talking about retro gaming?
retro gaming is shit anyway
Yeah, the PS3 is retro too. We're old.
>that one video where ukrainian commander is ordering 2 ( TWO ) guys that remained from an entire unit to continue their objective and they refuse so he comes out of the bunker asks another soldier for a grenade and then throws it inside and boom
yeah real marvel heroes 🙂
>You vill either die for Israel or by Israel filsy goyim. Your choice!
Just to think that ukrainian subhumans voluntarily voted for a literal israelite and voluntarily dying for lgbtq+transkraine rights. lmaoing my ass at these monkeys
The PS2 will be retro eventually
You will seethe
You will accept you're getting old
You will stop blaming your denial on zoomers
PS2? GOLLY GEE. NowTHATS’S state if the art. My back hurts for some reason I can’t figure out.
What causes people to voluntarily shill for the country that's currently mired in 500 days of WW1-style trench warfare because all the air power and amor they brought for their 3-day special military operation was completelt invalidated by 20 year old obsolete American tech that they dug up out of cold storage and sold at a loss.
contrarianism, the brain worms make them feel special
I just dislike urainians because every single ukrainian looks brown. Don't give a shit about the war and how many ukoids die each day defending trans rights. Simple as.
To be fair, that's about as well as Americans with American hardware would do. There's just a massive false sense of security from both Iraq Wars and fighting people an SD dumber than you. Modern weapons in the hands of 97-98 IQ soldiers like Russians and Ukrainians are just that good, that you can't really have grand maneuvers like you did across these same fields in WW2.
For example, there was a double digit decrease in successful interceptions from Patriot missile batteries with crews that were 10 IQ points dumber. The median American IQ at the time was 98 or 99. The median Iraqi was 88.
>lmao look at their hair lmfao those stupid buttholes
t.
the passage of time scares the frick out of e.
My sister said not too long ago she didn't know what a news stand was.
stop all this war talk, it's not vidya
go back and stay there
Why out of all PS2 games was Jak 1 ported? I mean it's fun but it's borderline shovelware compared to even the sequel
programming autism, naughty dog used interesting stuff to develop it and re-creating it was more of fun for the port's developers than game itself probably.
i need...spartan total warrior sequel or remake with today's technology.. or just port it properly without being forced to use an emulator
you're a bitter, delusional old man frozen in time if you don't think the ps3 is retro
OH NONONONONO