This >lets make a coom game >sell it to the dudebros owning PS5 though
Im sure that the 10 guys on Ganker saying that they will buy 20 copies will save the sales
If having a wife and a house was more, we would have it. He's omnipotent. Instead we have video games to play. God is good at judging what people need. He's giving us exactly what we deserve.
>If it released on PC it would easily sell close to 10 million copies >the platform notorious for piracy, cheapskates waiting for deep sales around the ~$10 mark and refund culture where PC troons rush to complete a game to then get their money back to pay for their HRT meds
haha, not a chance, the PS5 and Switch are the only platforms with paying customers, PC troonys are just as bad as Xjeets who subscribe to own nothing
Dude, zoomers hate piracy and they're all on PC. PC has been doing numbers for years.
Any multiplatform game that releases these days does half its half on PC.
Wrong.
Only select video games sold at around half of what is considered full price may sell well on PC.
And very few games actually appeal to PC gamers. They are too busy playing competitive online multiplayer games with microtransactions out the ass. Thats the only reason PC has ANY revenue footprint in the industry. MTX.
Helldivers 2 isn't a full-priced video game.
And where is your source that Elden Ring sold more on PC than any other platform? Because that isn't something that was publicly disclosed anywhere.
The only source I can find says that most of the sales were on PlayStation but it could be outdated (although initial sales is still where it made the most of its money by a long shot)
1 week ago
Anonymous
>Most of the sales were on playstation
False, if you could PlayStation 4 and 5 as different SKUs (they are) the single platform with most sales is PC with 29%. "41%" of the "PlayStation" platform is actually split across the two consoles. And so is Xbox.
1 week ago
Anonymous
This is next-level cope.
By that logic PC isn't a platform, but Steam is.
1 week ago
Anonymous
PS4 and PS5 are different consoles and should be counted separately. Elden Ring had 30% of total sales on a single platform, with the most optimistic sales outlooks on PS5 putting it at a measly 13%, and PS4 having 26%, considering sales data at the time where PS4 sales doubled the PS5. So yes, the PS5 is a poison pill system.
1 week ago
Anonymous
Ah so you have the same source as me. That means you are using outdated figures that don't really show a source of their estimates. That still means PlayStation is the leading cohesive platform.
1 week ago
Anonymous
>Cohesive platform
No such thing, a PS4 and a PS5 are different consoles. You cannot play the PS5 version of Elden Ring on a PS4, and we're discussing the viability of PS5 exclusivity here, in that case, PC smoked PS5 handily, and the sales were saved by PS4. I'm sorry your Sony sponsored copium can't handle actual facts, but PC is the single largest platform for Elden Ring irregardless of moronation like "cohesive platform."
1 week ago
Anonymous
>a PS4 and a PS5 are different consoles
Doesn't matter. PlayStation is 1 platform. Just like you don't separate PCs from each other as they are united by Steam and other such launchers.
So you are just coping.
Most of the copies sold were for PlayStation.
1 week ago
Anonymous
>PlayStation is one platform
But it isn't, it's two. As evidenced by you not being able to boot up stellar blade on your PS4. >You don't separate PCs from each other
Because they are one platform, unlike consoles of different generations, or are you going to cope and tell me the PS1 and PS2 are one platform?
1 week ago
Anonymous
>As evidenced by you not being able to boot up stellar blade on your PS4.
You also aren't able to boot up elden ring on a Pentium 3 from 2001.
That doesn't make it a different platform.
It checks out it would be a pckek mustard shitter that would get this assmad over facts to the point they will recontextualize and play a semantics game just so they can sleep better at night.
PlayStation is 1 platform with several consoles under its wing. All games being playable across the whole platform is beside the point because that isn't true for ANY platform.
1 week ago
Anonymous
>You also aren't able to boot up elden ring on a Pentium 3 from 2001.
But you can purchase it on a Pentium 3 from 2001 and we're discussing sales. >PlayStation 1 is a platform with several consoles
No it's not, there's one console with hardware revisions. There's no need to play a semantics game, because I'm correct. Games sell more on PC. You're playing a semantics game because deciding to separate clearly different platforms with no connection to each other. A PC from 2024 can run Quake II, a PS5 cannot run Einhander without some bespoke internal emulator. Because PC is one constantly evolving platform, while consoles are separate pieces of hardware with wholly different architecture.
1 week ago
Anonymous
>But you can purchase it on a Pentium 3 from 2001 and we're discussing sales.
I can literally purchase both PS4 and PS5 games on my mobile phone and PC. You clearly haven't thought this through. >No it's not,
Yes it absolutely is.
Everything I buy on my PS4 I can play on my PS5 because its a part of the same platform.
1 week ago
Anonymous
>Everything I buy on my PS4 I can play on my PS5 because its a part of the same platform.
But not the reverse, because it isn't.
Snoys are unironically mentally ill.
1 week ago
Anonymous
>But not the reverse, because it isn't.
Wait so only when things are forward-compatible on PC like quake 2 being playable in 2024, that counts.
But when a PS4 game is forward-compatible with PS5 it doesn't count?
God is seriously raping me and concussing me and making severe gaslighting comments to me every 5 seconds. He also does extreme humiliation torture, he keeps making it feel like a guy wearing sweatpants is pushing his crotch into my face. He does this while he kisses me and holds my hand and squeezes my head between a vice and tells me he's never going to let me have sex like all the other people do. He's making comments to me while I write this. Everything he says is a gaslighting comment.
God complimented me yesterday. He told me "you're a very attractive man". But, he said this from the mouth of an old man who was standing around the corner of the street. This is how he gaslights. I never had sex. He's also showing me, I could just be having sex. He's taunting me basically. He could just suck my dick with that mouth but instead he's talking with it.
God has been shooting me. He shoots my blood. He does this by gaslighting me or molesting me. A side effect of being raped is fight or flight. It's significant to understand he's doing it. Sometimes I may do it, but it's almost always his fault. Because I always feel my lips being kissed by a male ghost. And it's so disgusting that it shoots my blood. I'm so tired of getting shot. I'm being tortured.
>the platform notorious for piracy, cheapskates waiting for deep sales around the ~$10 mark and refund culture where PC troons rush to complete a game to then get their money back
This is 100% correct.
It's also worth mentioning that PC players praise PC platforms because you can mod games, which should be a good thing (in theory), but in reality those mods are usually about naked characters, comically big breasts, and removing company logos when starting the game (like they did with Bethesda logo in Starfield, for example).
Also tons of cheat codes and trainers to make games even easier - basically, to play them as if they are IGN reviewers.
It literally proves him right though since it says PLAYERS and not sales or anything.
And no one's playing that fotm now anymore though even though they haven't even released yet.
Do you live under a rock? We've known for a while now that it was a PS5 exclusive. It might come to PC in 6-12 months, usually with exclusives it's usually a year before they go to PC, so you probably won't see a PC version till May 2025.
I'm still waiting on that FFXVI PC release date, figured it'd be sometime in June or July since released June 22nd, 2023. I keep thinking we'll get an announcement soon. Of course Dawntrail releases July 2nd, so not sure if that would interfere with it or not.
While I get your argument, it's not a very good one considering very few games have not been ported to PC. I doubt they'll keep Stellar Blade of all games from coming to PC, most people care more about Bloodborne if anything.
Black person you portbegging homosexuals don't even get Vanillaware games like 13 Sentinels, Odin Sphere, Dragon's Crown or Unicorn Overlord and have to resort to emulation. Bloodborne, Gravity Rush 1 and 2, The Last Guardian, tons of VNs that are on Switch and PS4 but not PC for some reason, Japan treats you like 2nd class citizens and often the games you do get are the trashiest port possible.
One of God's torture methods is to tell me he's seriously made me go 30 years without sex, and then he grabs my wrist and squeezes and holds onto it and then starts to kiss my lips with a man. He's been waking me up every morning by hitting me in the head with an ethereal mallet while raping me. He places my head into a vice after this and squeezes it over and over all day. I fall to the floor screaming every hour. He puts stilts under my eyes so they can't close while I try to sleep to escape. While I'm awake, in always getting my head squeezed and compressed. But the truth seems to be nobody is even reading this.
Gods sexual gaslighting is so exhausting bud? He showed me an attractive woman talking to a camera basically, and she was insulting somebody who shamed incels, because she understood how unlucky these guys are. So, this was to make it real for me. People think I'm unlucky because I never had sex with a girls butthole. The thing is, they literally put the word lucky on the floor at the place where I drink coffee. If that's not good enough proof, what is? He's built this entire town like it's some kind of gameshow. I'm so confused here. Nobody is even reading this. Up next I'll be writing about group based PvP content.
I tried the demo and yes it is. It is slow, there is stamina and fall damage, "bonfire" and enemies respawn every time you rest at one. Literally a soulslike. I was hoping it will be faster action game like Nier Automata, that's why I was hyped about it and instead it ended just another lame ass soulslike.
troony
no one asked for your gender anon
This
>lets make a coom game
>sell it to the dudebros owning PS5 though
Im sure that the 10 guys on Ganker saying that they will buy 20 copies will save the sales
A dudebro console is the perfect place to sell coom games
And that's why it'll flop
If it released on PC it would easily sell close to 10 million copies
Satan does it this way to provide more. You think having more. But the truth is about more. it's an illusion. You're always getting less.
If having a wife and a house was more, we would have it. He's omnipotent. Instead we have video games to play. God is good at judging what people need. He's giving us exactly what we deserve.
>If it released on PC it would easily sell close to 10 million copies
>the platform notorious for piracy, cheapskates waiting for deep sales around the ~$10 mark and refund culture where PC troons rush to complete a game to then get their money back to pay for their HRT meds
haha, not a chance, the PS5 and Switch are the only platforms with paying customers, PC troonys are just as bad as Xjeets who subscribe to own nothing
Dude, zoomers hate piracy and they're all on PC. PC has been doing numbers for years.
Any multiplatform game that releases these days does half its half on PC.
Wrong.
Only select video games sold at around half of what is considered full price may sell well on PC.
And very few games actually appeal to PC gamers. They are too busy playing competitive online multiplayer games with microtransactions out the ass. Thats the only reason PC has ANY revenue footprint in the industry. MTX.
60% of your precious Helldivers's sales come from PC. Elden Ring sold more on PC than any other platform
Helldivers 2 isn't a full-priced video game.
And where is your source that Elden Ring sold more on PC than any other platform? Because that isn't something that was publicly disclosed anywhere.
The only source I can find says that most of the sales were on PlayStation but it could be outdated (although initial sales is still where it made the most of its money by a long shot)
>Most of the sales were on playstation
False, if you could PlayStation 4 and 5 as different SKUs (they are) the single platform with most sales is PC with 29%. "41%" of the "PlayStation" platform is actually split across the two consoles. And so is Xbox.
This is next-level cope.
By that logic PC isn't a platform, but Steam is.
PS4 and PS5 are different consoles and should be counted separately. Elden Ring had 30% of total sales on a single platform, with the most optimistic sales outlooks on PS5 putting it at a measly 13%, and PS4 having 26%, considering sales data at the time where PS4 sales doubled the PS5. So yes, the PS5 is a poison pill system.
Ah so you have the same source as me. That means you are using outdated figures that don't really show a source of their estimates. That still means PlayStation is the leading cohesive platform.
>Cohesive platform
No such thing, a PS4 and a PS5 are different consoles. You cannot play the PS5 version of Elden Ring on a PS4, and we're discussing the viability of PS5 exclusivity here, in that case, PC smoked PS5 handily, and the sales were saved by PS4. I'm sorry your Sony sponsored copium can't handle actual facts, but PC is the single largest platform for Elden Ring irregardless of moronation like "cohesive platform."
>a PS4 and a PS5 are different consoles
Doesn't matter. PlayStation is 1 platform. Just like you don't separate PCs from each other as they are united by Steam and other such launchers.
So you are just coping.
Most of the copies sold were for PlayStation.
>PlayStation is one platform
But it isn't, it's two. As evidenced by you not being able to boot up stellar blade on your PS4.
>You don't separate PCs from each other
Because they are one platform, unlike consoles of different generations, or are you going to cope and tell me the PS1 and PS2 are one platform?
>As evidenced by you not being able to boot up stellar blade on your PS4.
You also aren't able to boot up elden ring on a Pentium 3 from 2001.
That doesn't make it a different platform.
It checks out it would be a pckek mustard shitter that would get this assmad over facts to the point they will recontextualize and play a semantics game just so they can sleep better at night.
PlayStation is 1 platform with several consoles under its wing. All games being playable across the whole platform is beside the point because that isn't true for ANY platform.
>You also aren't able to boot up elden ring on a Pentium 3 from 2001.
But you can purchase it on a Pentium 3 from 2001 and we're discussing sales.
>PlayStation 1 is a platform with several consoles
No it's not, there's one console with hardware revisions. There's no need to play a semantics game, because I'm correct. Games sell more on PC. You're playing a semantics game because deciding to separate clearly different platforms with no connection to each other. A PC from 2024 can run Quake II, a PS5 cannot run Einhander without some bespoke internal emulator. Because PC is one constantly evolving platform, while consoles are separate pieces of hardware with wholly different architecture.
>But you can purchase it on a Pentium 3 from 2001 and we're discussing sales.
I can literally purchase both PS4 and PS5 games on my mobile phone and PC. You clearly haven't thought this through.
>No it's not,
Yes it absolutely is.
Everything I buy on my PS4 I can play on my PS5 because its a part of the same platform.
>Everything I buy on my PS4 I can play on my PS5 because its a part of the same platform.
But not the reverse, because it isn't.
Snoys are unironically mentally ill.
>But not the reverse, because it isn't.
Wait so only when things are forward-compatible on PC like quake 2 being playable in 2024, that counts.
But when a PS4 game is forward-compatible with PS5 it doesn't count?
kek
You should know better than that, PC gamers are ready to pay for quality
And fricking them over is a very bad move as you will soon find out 🙂
Youll be begging for a crack if it had a PC port
God is seriously raping me and concussing me and making severe gaslighting comments to me every 5 seconds. He also does extreme humiliation torture, he keeps making it feel like a guy wearing sweatpants is pushing his crotch into my face. He does this while he kisses me and holds my hand and squeezes my head between a vice and tells me he's never going to let me have sex like all the other people do. He's making comments to me while I write this. Everything he says is a gaslighting comment.
You'll be begging for my money when it flops on the PS5 you pathetic piece of shit
God complimented me yesterday. He told me "you're a very attractive man". But, he said this from the mouth of an old man who was standing around the corner of the street. This is how he gaslights. I never had sex. He's also showing me, I could just be having sex. He's taunting me basically. He could just suck my dick with that mouth but instead he's talking with it.
Lol do you know how weird this shit is. God seriously exists and I never even have sex. What a piece of shit.
God has been shooting me. He shoots my blood. He does this by gaslighting me or molesting me. A side effect of being raped is fight or flight. It's significant to understand he's doing it. Sometimes I may do it, but it's almost always his fault. Because I always feel my lips being kissed by a male ghost. And it's so disgusting that it shoots my blood. I'm so tired of getting shot. I'm being tortured.
the pc beggar race hated him because he spoke the truth
>the platform notorious for piracy, cheapskates waiting for deep sales around the ~$10 mark and refund culture where PC troons rush to complete a game to then get their money back
This is 100% correct.
It's also worth mentioning that PC players praise PC platforms because you can mod games, which should be a good thing (in theory), but in reality those mods are usually about naked characters, comically big breasts, and removing company logos when starting the game (like they did with Bethesda logo in Starfield, for example).
Also tons of cheat codes and trainers to make games even easier - basically, to play them as if they are IGN reviewers.
>because you can mod games
Ok? And what's the problem here?
It's a singleplayer game. Let them do whatever they want
meanwhile in reality
It literally proves him right though since it says PLAYERS and not sales or anything.
And no one's playing that fotm now anymore though even though they haven't even released yet.
>If it released on PC it would easily sell close to 10 million copies
Maybe only after 10 years when it has been on sale for like 4,99€ bazillion times.
i dont have a ps5 but i still bought it to support a non cucked game
>i still bought it to support a non cucked game
>non cucked game
I have news for you
>non cucked game
>day one patch to censor some shit
>and many more to come.
L M A O
>globe earth game
yikes
It's a timed exclusive. It'll come out on PC eventually.
>already flopped
Its over
This!!!
As a number#1 fan of PC gaming, I certainly cannot live another day without being able to play a such exclusive.
Do you live under a rock? We've known for a while now that it was a PS5 exclusive. It might come to PC in 6-12 months, usually with exclusives it's usually a year before they go to PC, so you probably won't see a PC version till May 2025.
I'm still waiting on that FFXVI PC release date, figured it'd be sometime in June or July since released June 22nd, 2023. I keep thinking we'll get an announcement soon. Of course Dawntrail releases July 2nd, so not sure if that would interfere with it or not.
>It might come to PC in 6-12 months, usually with exclusives it's usually a year before they go to PC
status update on Bloodborne and Gran Turismo?
>Bloodborne and Gran Turismo
While I get your argument, it's not a very good one considering very few games have not been ported to PC. I doubt they'll keep Stellar Blade of all games from coming to PC, most people care more about Bloodborne if anything.
Black person you portbegging homosexuals don't even get Vanillaware games like 13 Sentinels, Odin Sphere, Dragon's Crown or Unicorn Overlord and have to resort to emulation. Bloodborne, Gravity Rush 1 and 2, The Last Guardian, tons of VNs that are on Switch and PS4 but not PC for some reason, Japan treats you like 2nd class citizens and often the games you do get are the trashiest port possible.
One of God's torture methods is to tell me he's seriously made me go 30 years without sex, and then he grabs my wrist and squeezes and holds onto it and then starts to kiss my lips with a man. He's been waking me up every morning by hitting me in the head with an ethereal mallet while raping me. He places my head into a vice after this and squeezes it over and over all day. I fall to the floor screaming every hour. He puts stilts under my eyes so they can't close while I try to sleep to escape. While I'm awake, in always getting my head squeezed and compressed. But the truth seems to be nobody is even reading this.
>discount nier
no thanks
Was it ever mentioned to be "timed" exclusive?
LOL
(You)
OWARI DA
>when you measure a success and sales by looking at the twitch / streamers views
Typical Asmongold fan.
we lost
no more boobies and beautiful women in games from now on
>ps5 only
>flopped
who could have known?????
The game isn't out yet and it can't be on stream fricking moronic Black person.
Gods sexual gaslighting is so exhausting bud? He showed me an attractive woman talking to a camera basically, and she was insulting somebody who shamed incels, because she understood how unlucky these guys are. So, this was to make it real for me. People think I'm unlucky because I never had sex with a girls butthole. The thing is, they literally put the word lucky on the floor at the place where I drink coffee. If that's not good enough proof, what is? He's built this entire town like it's some kind of gameshow. I'm so confused here. Nobody is even reading this. Up next I'll be writing about group based PvP content.
That's why everyone I know didn't buy it.
I hope none of you guys bought a ps5 just for one game
I only have a switch
My condolences.
>dropped
You mean, not able to pick it up?
>dropped
Picked up.
>soulslike
dropped
It's not a soulslike.
I tried the demo and yes it is. It is slow, there is stamina and fall damage, "bonfire" and enemies respawn every time you rest at one. Literally a soulslike. I was hoping it will be faster action game like Nier Automata, that's why I was hyped about it and instead it ended just another lame ass soulslike.
>there is stamina
That's a lie.