PS5's new IP

Heres your new 2024 appealing white male protagonist bro

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fat gay soilent gay protagonist
    +50 ESG

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hit too close to home?

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    finally, self-insert Gankerirgins have their protagonist!

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Postal dude but onions

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's just like me fr

      Sóy dude would be such an apt name for Alex lmfao

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He....he's literally me!
    #represantationmatters #sony #playstation

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      achievable natty?

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wow
    That's literally a Gankerner

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's just like me fr

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You joke but the overwhelming majority of white posters on Ganker look even worse. The rest are brown.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wow its sam hyde

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's not Sam Hyde thats the Ghost of Kiev

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=eVQUffZ85fdUooOE

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      holy fuck

      The shape of his head is too small comparing to his body. The proportion… how do “”””””professionals””””” fuck this ip?

      see

      He....he's literally me!
      #represantationmatters #sony #playstation

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Game has potential but the constant talking over gameplay was annoying.
      Though it's scripted enough that I have to wonder if it's something they added for the trailers or if the game has that level of dynamic dialogue. It looks like a pretty linear game so it might be possible.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >KWOP but gay
      ffs

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I'll just grapple that fucker
      Why do millenials love swear words?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I dunno. I cuss like a sailor all the time, it just kinda comes out. But I grew up watching a lot of rated R movies.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but you swear because your alone and not lazily trying to create entertainment

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >pedo self insert

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes, finally another stranding-type kino!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Another literal gnomish white humiliaton ritual, grim
      >Baby steps
      Fuckin' kek

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Please let there be a mute option, I already hate how much he talks

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what the fuck did i just watch

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The future of gaming. Does anyone knows if its coming to pc? Looks kino.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      KWAB

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >WAHH WAHH ITS NOT FUNNY ITS NOT FUNNY
      >UHH I BET THIS IS A SELF INSERT OF THE DEV (it's not)
      >LOOKS LIKE A FUCKIN PEDO/SJW/LIB/KEK (yeah you're supposed to think they're pathetic and laugh at them)
      >WTF SWEAR WORDS? NOW WATCH WHILE I SAY moron AND chud FOREVER
      >UHHH HE TALKS TOO MUCH HOW ANNOYING!!!!!!!
      Don't care, looks fun, Bennet Foddy makes kino
      the other trailer gets the idea across better and I like the music

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >making video games for streamers
      >OMG IT WILL BE SO LE EPIC AND FUNNY WHEN MY FAVORITE STREAMER PLAYS THIS GAME LOL IMAGINE THE REACTIONS JUST IMAGINE THE HILARIOUS SHIT I SAY IN TTS WITH MY DAD CREDIT CARD

      I hate this cancer holy shit

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That dude invented that genre honestly.

        ?si=0D62cJm6qlul0fKA

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    average millennial

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The shape of his head is too small comparing to his body. The proportion… how do “”””””professionals””””” fuck this ip?

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Grapple that fucker

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is one of most obvious and corniest developer self inserts ive ever fucking seen. How much you want to bet that one of designers is literally 1:1 that dude?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bennett Foddy looks pretty skinny.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Anon shows how ignorant Ganker is by not knowing this is a joke game and we are suppose to laugh at the character
      >Didn't even bother to do some research or at least watch

      ?si=eVQUffZ85fdUooOE

      This is why you should NEVER listen to most of the Ganker users.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >joke game isn't isn't fun nor funny
        wew!!!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Heh I bet that character is an obvious self instert *Snorts* ha ha these woke devs are ruining everything!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ganker is autistic and offended by how much it hits close to home.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Seems more like it's one form of consoletards or another
          >game is developed by the guy who made Getting Over It
          >game is published by Devolver
          >game is also getting a PC release
          >somehow this is a direct personal attack on one consoletard or another from Sony
          Fucking mind blowing really. This is a whole new level of persecution complex

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THE_WEAK_SHOULD_FEAR_THE_STRONG.png

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FINALLY!

    A GAME FOR ME! Get maddie chuddies, I guess Go Woke Make Money is real!

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This looks like a miserable game. I didn’t play Getting Over It but am surprised to see this was made by the same guy who made that. I always thought Getting Over It looked pretty cool and creative unlike this, which seems to either be 3D QWOP for Redditors or 3D QWOP that hates Redditors.
    I can’t tell if I’m too jaded to find this funny or just too tried of irony and cynicism to find it funny. It’s lighting up both of those parts of my brain.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think you're just being overly cynical, at least based on what we've actually seen of the game. It's one trailer, there's no marketing, no developer interviews, nothing of that sort. It's just 3 minutes of a fat manchild in a onesie waddling around the countryside like he has shit in his pants. The dialogue wasn't even particularly pointed, just "haha video games right?" Give Bennet Foddy time to make an ass of himself publicly before you judge.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I actually found the writing funny, although its probably the accents. Something about the british accent makes jokes funnier.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          reddit

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Enjoying things is reddit

            I'd rather be fucking reddit and enjoy things than a jaded retard who calls himself Gankerner.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I dunno man, I think the point of a trailer is to get people interested in your game, and I’m just not interested in playing it based on what I just saw. I’d rather play a game that’s encouraging me to earnestly enjoy something instead of watching a fat, developmentally-arrested guy in a onesie flail around on screen. Just ain’t for me. Seems a little mean-spirited for my tastes.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If it's not appealing to you, that's fine. But I don't think the trailer is particularly mean-spirted. Also, we're all immediately assuming the guy is autistic or retarded based on his appearance. Maybe the game plays it completely straight, and he just happened to wake up one morning in the middle of nowhere in his pajamas.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I’d be surprised if that were the case. The “grapple point!” bit screams video game and internet addiction-induced self-loathing to me.
            A fat, schlubby guy in gay clothing immediately starts mumbling under his breath and then Epic Fails immediately after a guy who looks like a Ken doll grappling hooks away like a video game character would. I don’t think this game is for me because I don’t need to hear the message it seems to want to convey.

            Not trying to rain on your parade though, honest. Just sharing my thoughts.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'm just saying its too early to tell. It could be a game where an everyman does end up attaining the level of competence that the hiker has. Bennet Foddy isn't that cynical or pessimistic.

              >Constant, endless "yeah, so that's a thing that heckin' happened" tier commentary from the character

              Horrendous.

              This is the biggest crime of the game so far.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don’t doubt that’s the point of the game at all, especially since they included a shot of him skateboarding in the trailer, but something about the presentation just doesn’t sit well with me.
                It’s very ugly. The animations are ugly. I’m certain that’s all by design, but still. It’s doing this weird mix of irony and earnestness that just doesn’t seem to be something I want to spend my free time on. It’s as if it’s aping Xavier: Renegade Angel’s art style or something but with much lower quality animations.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Well, it's also a super indie game. It's a game made by 3 dudes published by Devolver Digital. It's going to look cheap. Getting Over It was all cobbled together assets too.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sure, but those facial animations were really off-putting to me all the same. I’d really rather spend my money on a game that had more time and effort put into it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Getting Over It was just a more refined version of older flash games. There wasn't an original bone in its body.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Game about a fat lazy piece of shit who's reached the level of NEETness where he can barely even walk
    >bunch of gays here take it as a personal attack and get deeply offended by it
    topkek

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t give a shit about Firecrotchsky

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Guy happens to be fat
    >Guy happens to have a beard
    >Is ginger, but it's not as if that can be helped
    >Is objectively a loser

    >Gameplay is shown
    >It's qwop in 3D

    I dunno, seems like a pretty decent protagonist choice for a game where the joke is funny physics and stiff walking controls. Gotta liven it up somehow.
    Ya'll motherfuckers can't tell me you don't remember how funny it used to be to watch fat people fall when you first discovered the internet. Those videos were goddamn everywhere and I'm sure there's a reason for that.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he looks like he was modeled after something by a really bad artist on DA or something

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Constant, endless "yeah, so that's a thing that heckin' happened" tier commentary from the character

    Horrendous.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sometimes I envy Citizen
      No more worries and he just floats away

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    boobs back on the menu

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alex Yiik got big.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I feel compelled to tell this guy that Shape of Water was a great movie. No idea why.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Playstation made a Sam Hyde game?

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They gave him his own survival game?

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    YIIK bros we eating god

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's literally Ganker. Is that why everyone is so mad?

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Women apparently want the female equivalent of this to feel represented lol. Imagine being a stupid fucking neurotic woman instead.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no fucking way

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon
      Who do you think was presenting the State of Play?

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't that already shown months ago? At the PC gaming event from the E3 leftovers? Or was it devolver digital?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's devolver
      both the getting over it and the ape out guys are working on this

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Then why is it "PS5s new IP"?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Cause sony likes to slap their logos all over everything to try and get you to think it's theirs
          https://store.steampowered.com/app/1281040/Baby_Steps/
          never trust sony

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >here's your new protagonist

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >QWAP but in 3D

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why do so many modern games look like shit? how many times must the same lessons be learned?

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wtf YIIK???

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he YIIK'd for too long, gaining like 75lbs and forgetting how to walk
      pray for Mr YIIK

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