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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if this is a realistic simulator, what exactly does this say about our society?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A lot, man. We're truly living in one.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      zamn homie that really makes u think right in the feelz

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I always knew the entrance to hell was located somewhere in Brazil

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's in Rio de Janeiro specifically specifically

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    chud middle america looks like that??

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no shit moron, how do you think people get to the MIDDLE part of america? by staying on the surface?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why don't Americans just build a walkable bridge over their gaping hole?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >americans walking instead of driving
          ...anon.....

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because we dont walk. Besides, building a bridge over all the holes would bankrupt the country

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          because spacetime gets funky near the hole

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Ma I love you
    >God
    >It's the end.
    man...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >zoomer realizes people say something before they leave this life forever
      You must be at least 18 to post here.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >empathy is being a zoomer
        You must be at least a human to post here.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >There he is .. look at him! Goddamn that son-of-a-b***h is coming! Get off!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WE GAAN

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      FIRST ONE TO TAXI GETS TO TAKE OFF MY RUNWAY

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      FIRST ONE TO TAXI GETS TO TAKE OFF MY RUNWAY

      qrd?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Don't forget that they made the PanAm pilot play as him for the reenactment

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        dutch airline pilot is forced to land in some bumfrick island that doesn't have a real airport because of some scare, shit visibility due to dog, he misinterprets some ATC's command, copilot and crewmen are too scared to correct him because he's some hotshot pilot who's flown for decades and is on the airline's marketing material, WE GAAN, he takes off, collides with the plane that had the right of way, a shit ton of people die.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >shit visibility due to dog
          fog* even

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >GOD DAMN IT FIDO GET OUT OF THE FRICKING WAY

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's even better when you learn the airline tried to call him to send him as an investigator for the flight, that's how highly they thought of him

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Now entering the Electrosphere

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Actually, these conditions don't look very good at all, do they?

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    What are your last words, Anons?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"Welp, that's it I guess."

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >YOU'RE A GEN-U-INE DICKSU-

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >You wan’t my treasure? You can have it!!! I turned all of my fortune into treasure such as gold, precious artifacts and gems!!!
      >I left everything IN ONE PLACE!!!
      I’m working hard to become rich so I can create mass chaos and start a new age of sailing by hiding all of my fortune and announcing it either on my death bed to the whole world or carve it uppon my thombstone

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      OH N-

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mom

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd go with something to try and hurt people who read them on that last words site
      >"So this is how it ends?"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fugg

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >WOOOOW WHO COULD HAVE KNOWN THERE'D BE GROUND THERE?? FRICKING BUGGED ASS FLIGHT CONTRO-

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >This is my first flight, but I practiced a lot in Arma 2 so don't worry about it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >NIGGGER Black person NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGERRRRRRR NIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGEERRRRRRRR
      die as i lived

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A full minute of screaming if I have the time for it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oh well

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Hey sarge, look at this. The FAA gave us the blackbox but it was silent. That pilot, Anon? Didn't say anything in those last few seconds.
      >...mighty weird Jackson but get this. We traced a mobile phone signal from the plane to Anon's house. We got a search warrant, took his electronics, but they were all wiped clean. Zip, nada. I called in a favor from the NSA but it doesn't look like we'll find anything.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ideally? Some weird shit to fuel conspiracy theories, vague references to a floating triangle or something attacking the aircraft.
      Realistically? "FRICK FRICK FRICK FU-"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >nonono, no. just, I'm gonna go to sleep. it was nice being in this war with you, and uh, I'll see ya later.
      >no, shhh, don't. just, just let it happen.
      >please don't make fun of me.
      >(thank you).

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Based Timmyposter honorably fighting for his country before war’s done

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I died as I lived, surrounded by morons

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I'll try spinning, that's a good trick

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that could just work, give it ago! anon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the sign implies the store would have been sneed's f

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *Jerma impression* IT'S OVER

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Oh no, no no...i see
      >This is it!
      >Ma, i'm sorry
      >love you
      >AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-------
      Imagine getting a recording of a loved one dying in fear, shit would be hauting

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >uh well that just ha-

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      well that just happened!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The last time I thought I was going to die I just said "oh frick".

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We're fricking fricked, c**t. I told them I didn't want to fly Boeing and now look at us! Crashing this plane, with no survivors! The game was rigged from the start... sayonara, nig-

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'M NUCLE-

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm blac-

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bush did 9/11
      Wilson was a commie homosexual
      LBJ ruined everything

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >IDDQD!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >You... you're CIA, aren't you? I should've known after what happened in Panama
      The least you can do on the way out is make things interesting

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well guise, I guess that's it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      humans were originally created with four arms, four legs and a head with two faces. fearing their power, zeus split them into two separate parts, condemning them to spend their lives in search of their other halves

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >plane with whom I have lived
      >plane with him I now die
      >serve the flight plan one final
      >seek one last heated head
      >end one last wageless job
      >fly well, my friend, then we gaan

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, not here.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >MUMMY! MUMMY! MUMMY! NOOOOOOOOOO! AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MU-

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hey co-pilot, pull my finger

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >*long impatient exhale and an eye roll*

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      AHAHA I KNEW IT

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most likely "of course.." or something similar.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      THE GAME

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >He's right behind me, isn't he?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Uh-oh, that doesn't look goo-

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >WE GAAAAAN

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I can't believe they covered this up and pretended it was an accident. This guy was a lunatic.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What flight?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"bruh bruh bruh bruh ohh- oh- ohhhhhhhhhhh mah gawd *vine boom sound effect*"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >JOHN BARNETT DIDNT KILL HIMSELF

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >sum ting wong
      >wi tu lo
      >ho lee fuk
      >bang ding ow

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Best prank in the history of mankind. Will never be topped.

        For me, it’s PSA 182; the most ghoulish plane crash in history.
        >flying pig man

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >they don't know about flying pig man
          the fact it has only been mentioned until now makes me want to spare them

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >they don't know about flying pig man
          the fact it has only been mentioned until now makes me want to spare them

          Educate us, plane-crash samas.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >whatever dude this shit's boring, who cares.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I drive

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bane?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >wait.. do what for israel?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >there's real ayy lmaos flying next to us

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I never played any Zelda games in my li-

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it can't be helped!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tell my mom i love her.. in a sexual way......

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I... Am..... Iron Man.....
      *everyone starts lighting fireworks everywhere*

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WASDWASDWASDWASDWASDWASDWASDWASD

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What are you going to do? Shoot me?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'M COMING, ELIZABETH!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >NOT ON MY WATCH

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kino manga, shame it ended

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >shame it ended
          The opposite. Never ending stories are bad

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"Theo, Heinrich here. Have just shot down two bombers. No more ammunition. I'm going to ram. Auf Wiedersehen, see you in Valhalla!"
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heinrich_Ehrler

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      LOOK NO HANDS

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      RED FLAG RED FLAG RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >*makes a record scratch noise with my mouth* yep that's me, you're probably wondering how I got into this situatio-

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've heard some anons say that "candlejack" is the last thing you'll ever say if you say his na

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Air Canada
    >Pete, sorry.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    moron
    moron
    moron

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want a flight sim horror game like that, but I have no Idea how it would work

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fnaf but you have to pilot and land an aircraft in turbulent conditions when you're not checking for monsters
      I think someone made a game like that with a cargo freighter in icy seas pretty recently

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      flight sim where you get sucked into a wormhole and have to fly safely in alien planets and dodging spacetime anomalies while you try to find another wormhole

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ripping off Stephen King?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          double down on the reference and make the anomaly monsters flying meatballs

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/fKSONrQ.jpg

      PULL UP

      P̵U̷L̶L̶ ̴U̴P̸

      P̸̹̄Ū̵̩L̸͙̍L̸̞̪̉ ̵͓̠̾̉U̶̱͈͗P̷̥̔͛

      P̶̡̰͙̯̯̩̗̞͗̉̌̽̐̎́̔͐̓͌͜Ú̵̢̋̕Ļ̶͔͇͕̬̱̯̙̦̣̘̆̍̓̓̄̀̒͠͠͝L̸̨̛̜͓͉̳͚̟̽͐͛̏̓͆̾͘͠ ̴̡̼͕̣̆̂̈́͝Ủ̶̡̳̀̔̌́̐͘̚P̶͓̪̄́͒͋̋̔͐͝͝

      Flight Simulator X had a mission where you fly the actual Area 51 worker shuttle plane (Janet Airlines 737) from Vegas to Area 51.
      You can see the huge triangle stealth UFOs sitting on the tarmac with their engines running when you arrive, but they take off before you can get too close. The whole mission is pretty tongue in cheek, but it shows that it's possible to pull off that kind of wacky stuff in a serious flight sim.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tower should've just told both planes to stay where they were.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You really don't understand what gaans thru a demented sociopath's mind when it's time to gaan.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    gutwrenching, ruined my evening

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Now listen to the audio that's linked for most of them 🙂

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      toughen up, snowflake

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >2024
        >Still not understanding what "Snowflake" means
        Dilate, you fricking moronic dickless troony abomination.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Watch out for those pylons ahead, eh. See them?
    >Yeah, yeah, don't worry.
    Reading this in french accent

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is HOTAS much better than controller or K&B?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Whoops I'm not sure why I replied to that post. Just asking a general question

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, skip right over Logitech and Thrustmaster, get shit from VKB, Virpil, or maybe Winwing

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Japan Air
    >It is the end.
    perfectly japanese

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >owari da...

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Mou dame da...
        All the effort to keep it flying despite the impossible odds and to end with shitty politics killing more people.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    hmm....

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Context; While extremists use that as a war cry, it's mainly used as a kind of equivalent to "Jesus Christ" or "God!" About the time you hear this in the recording, the plane is traveling so far the fuselage is breaking apart. When they both start chanting it, the tail of the plane has ripped off from the sheer speed it was going.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >moron
    >moron
    >moron
    stop calling me that!!!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >War Thunder player tries DCS

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    moron moron

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WE GAAN

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Be honest anons.

    Would you attempt to rape if you knew the plane was going down?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm fricking jumping out of the plane, or trying to. I doubt it would work, but going down in a giant fireball vs gravity, I'm taking a chance on gravity and aiming for a bush or some sand.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Landing on a tree or bush is your best chance of survival from cruising altitude. Assuming someone gets you to a hospital in time. Falling into water from that height is almost certain death. (Only 1 man in recorded history has ever survived falling into water from that height, Lt. L.g. Levenson in WW2.)

        Maximum fall speed from a human is 218 about mph unless you're wearing a special suit like Felix Baumgardner, so your odds of surviving are entirely up to how and where you land. (And to some extent your genetics, low blood pressure means less chance of bleeding out.)

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I've read Davinci code, you just need a shitty length of cloth and water with foam. I got this, shove me out the plane.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          so if I plan on traveling, should I be concerned about the Boeing shit that's been happening recently?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wasnt there a little russian girl that came out of a plane with her seat and her biggest problem was having a sprained ankle in the middle of the amazon?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The seat creates a ton of drag, so you're not at maximum velocity, and it's designed so that in the off chance that it DOES happen like in some freak accident, the seat is going to take the brunt of the damage and not you.

          It's similar to falling to your death vs falling while having something like a plank or cushion to fall on. Your speed will GREATLY vary, and it's the speed that kills you. Even cutting down your velocity by 33% is huge. That would be basically falling 150 mph down to 100. You go from certain death to likely death, but the thing is if you can land on a bush or a tree, or somehow steer yourself to where you'll impact something else to lose energy, ergo converting a huge ass fall to several smaller ones, then your chances dramatically increase.

          Make no mistake, you're not getting out of it alive most likely, but under certain conditions, you'll more likely live a bit rather than flat out die.

          Your best chances involve falling into snow, while aiming for a tree, while holding onto something to create drag so you're hitting slower.

          Actually, I wonder how much a bedsheet would slow you down, assuming you're 2-3 minutes up and you POTENTIALLY have time to tie it to your ankles, and had the strength to hold it in your hands.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          she was dutch
          werner herzog did a film on her

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'd just double jump

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's unrealistic, you should have asked about a sinking cruise ship.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >everyone panicking, crying, trying to call loved ones
      >anon goes around raping people
      kek

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        anon’s not going down without so sex

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If the plane was going down I doubt I could get it up.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        okay okay that wasnt bad

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        eh, might want to lurk a bit more before you post again

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        underrated

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        could've left it at "I doubt I could get it up" but a good try nonetheless

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Be Accused of Being Insane
  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dying on a plane crash is one of the best deaths tbh, statistically on the level of wining the lottery, the crash will kill you instantly 99% of the time, worst case you LOST

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on the severity of the crash. A direct hot will most likely obliterate you but a minor wing or tail strike has much higher survivability assuming the pilots aren'tvbuttholes and remember to dump the fuel before you hit the ground.

      Imagine surviving the crash only to realize you're surrounded by a lake of fire with no escape all because bozo the pilot thought he could "make it to their nearest airport."

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Boeing spends billions of dollars to design a system that never fails to violently shake your wienerpit, scream sirens in your ear, and literally call you a moron instead of using that money and time to design safe airplanes with better emergency landing equipment.

    Airforce One has never crashed. We can build crashproof airplanes but the zozo system denies that tech to the average goyim.

    >also planes don't explode in Microsoft Flight Simulator
    >trying to recreate 9/11 gets you permanently banned.
    >There's no "assassinate the whistle-blower" minigame despite it being the most important aspect of the aerospace industry.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Airbus's planes call you moron, not BoeBlack personing's

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      to recreate 9/11 gets you permanently banned.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >There's no "assassinate the whistle-blower" minigame despite it being the most important aspect of the aerospace industry.
        kek

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          meant for

          >Boeing spends billions of dollars to design a system that never fails to violently shake your wienerpit, scream sirens in your ear, and literally call you a moron instead of using that money and time to design safe airplanes with better emergency landing equipment.

          Airforce One has never crashed. We can build crashproof airplanes but the zozo system denies that tech to the average goyim.

          >also planes don't explode in Microsoft Flight Simulator
          >trying to recreate 9/11 gets you permanently banned.
          >There's no "assassinate the whistle-blower" minigame despite it being the most important aspect of the aerospace industry.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ?t=8

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why is this flight log referencing both Joker, the Titan implosion, and "WE GAAN?"

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >flying a commercial jet
    >RWR starts going off

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ancient magus onahole.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We're currently 35,000 feet up and enroute to Tenzing-Hillary Airport in Nepal and will be arriving there shortly. Please fasten your seat-belts as we've been experiencing some turbulence. Not to worry as our McDonnell Douglas DC-10 is well equipped to make your flight a comfortable one! Take care and enjoy the rest of your flight.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      :OUEITH:KJGA:DA:DLKMGHJN that's the sound of the plane hitting the ground.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you guys thing this game is worthy successor to Jane's Longbow?
    https://store.steampowered.com/app/2012140/Helicopter_Gunship_DEX/

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Soviet / Aeroflot ones are always a wild listen because it sounds like the entire crew having a 5-way fistfight in the wienerpit when things start going bad.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How many of you have ever even been on a plane?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I live in the US, so probably at least a dozen times

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have twice and I slept both times through take off, and landing on the first time.
      I was awake for the landing the second time and it wasn't as bad as I thought it would be.
      And no, I didn't use drugs to sleep, I'm just really good at going to sleep when I want to.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Been on a lot
      I always get a little nervous during takeoff/landing and bad turbulence though

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Geez I think I forgot. I might've been on a plane only around 10 times in the last 20 years

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Few times including a 14 hour return flight while being sick. Flight was fricking hell because of how ill I was.
      I really don't mind it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The second time I got on a plane there was a fire in the control tower and we were stuck on a plane without AC for 3 hours waiting until we could take off.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A dozen flights over the last 5 years. Most memorable was an Austrian B757 where even the regular economy seats were like business class. Best food and overall service has been Turkish Airlines. Smoothest flight was a Lufthansa A350 from SFO to Munich. Flying any American airline reminds you why we need a national flag carrier back.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      twice, the first one was one of those shitty planes with special ducktape all over the fricking place

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frequently. I have been in everything from a 2-seater to a C17 in terms of size. And I haven't been in the military.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Twice. Commute to my first on the first leg. Smaller craft. That shit was neat, but I prefer driving. The flight itself is never the issue, it's rushing in the terminal, dealing with the dipshits that are flying with you, having to wait for your flight to go out. At least for my purposes, it's faster to drive.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, I've been on airliners a number of times. I'm completely fine being in planes. Window seats are pretty comfy, and the take offs are always fun.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A good number of commercial flights, never on anything small like a cessna though

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only in my games 🙁

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I went to Borneo for sex tourism in 2012

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My friend's firm pays him to fly to Japan five times a year to check on production over there.
      I'm very very very jelly of him and all the photos he sends me with his shit-eating grin.
      after three years he has gained the courage and language affinity to find a decent soap land open to foreigners and will take me there this autumn

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just once
      Horrible experience, some guy wouldn't shut the frick up, just kept yelling about his flight plan and arguing with some guy in a mask, wouldn't recommend

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Like 10+ times, was scared shitless the first few times, now I don't give a shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lost count, at least 50 times I guess.
      I fricking hate it, I'm scared every time I go on one, especially very long flights.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hundreds of times, turbulence is the spice of life

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hate planes, but I fly at least once a year almost.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only once, i went to the US to visit some relatives living ilegally in massachusetts

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lost count tbf
      the most eventful flight was where some Russian was so incredibly drunk off his ass that he just lied down in the middle and refused to move

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just once but I will forever remember it because of all the snakes.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      at least 10 times, longest flight was maybe 13-15 hours about 10 years ago, I remember just watching true grit over and over again to pass the time, flights are SO boring

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The first time I flew, I was two months old and I was in the back of a C-130. I'm told that I slept through the whole thing, which is impressive given that it was loud as shit and not the smoothest flight.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Two month old on a plane
        Why do parents do this to their babies

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      me? never

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dozens of times, though I've never been to any country that's outside of Europe.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Four times my whole life. One of which were one of those dinky planes meant solely to transfer to a bigger airport within the state.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >One of which were one of those dinky planes meant solely to transfer to a bigger airport within the state.
        I've been one one of those once, I enjoyed it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Like 8 or so times. Once you're in the air it's no different from driving on a bus.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I hadn't seen the transcript for Egypt Air Flight 990 until now. My uncle was on the first ship that found the debris field for it. He refuses to fly on an airplane ever again because of what he saw in the water...

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >f**k

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"this polish pilot says f**k as his last words maybe he says it in a resigned way or yells it loudly in the attatched video"
      >video ends with the sound of trees hitting the wienerpit, the plane violently crashing, and the pilot shrieking then cutting off
      fricked me up. I think a president died in that crash too

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who was in the wrong here?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        TWR for not knowing their place when dealing with THE superstar of KLM.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >not a single air crash between 2011 and 2019
    wtf

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They grounded Boeing for a reason

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >No need for that, we are okay, no problem, no problem.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Read the full report linked for that one. There was a fire or something that filled the passenger cabins with smoke they couldn't vent due to a fire, the pilot turns back and lands but he waves any emergency actions and just lands the plane normally, taking a bit of time to do so. Because of that it took too long to get the doors open and all of the passengers died.

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If engines lose power are you supposed to angle down your flaps immediately or wait for your speed to drop first?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're going to add air resistance and cause your plane to stall. Planes have a minimum speed required to have aerodynamic lift. Below that point they're just a falling object.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It depends, dropping flaps will cause drag and slow you down more than any extra lift they might get you. I don't know of a scenario where you are engine-out and should deploy flaps.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Water landing, I'd assume. Pull up at about 200 feet if you can, engage flaps for maximum drag. That way, you're landing into the water as slow as you possible can, and hopefully it doesn't rip you apart. However, I'm not exactly an expert on plane structure. That might be a horrible idea.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You’re correct on this, but you also do this for all landings. It’s bad practice not to land with flaps.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There’s a lot of complex interactions heee, but the essence is that flaps will give you less distance.
      They’re only used for landings. They let you fly the airplane at a slower speed than you would otherwise be able to.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WOOP WOOP
    DATS DA SOUND OF DA TERRAIN

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    STALL STALL
    BEBEBEBEBEBEBE

    STALL STALL
    BEBEBEBEBEBEBE

    STALL STALL
    BEBEBEBEBEBEBE

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But I'm pulling up how the frick could we be stalling???

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >"I've been holding back the stick this entire time"
        Frick me you could feel the temperature of the room drop to subzero as the captain realized what was really happening.

        Seriously though how does a trained pilot make a mistake like this for as long as he did?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Lack of understanding the data being given to him, no visual reference point out of the windows leading to disorientation, and hyper-fixation on a single thing. In his mind, the plane needed to climb to maintain altitude, so he made control inputs that should make it climb. He was so fixed on that single thing he wasn't able to take in the other data from the instruments and make it match the picture in his mind of what was going on.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah but like, isn't the fact that with a stall at height, putting your nose down is the best way to get out of it drilled into them?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, but he was so fixated on "Plane needs to climb" that he didn't realize he was stalling the aircraft, all he knew was that it was losing altitude. He thought the instruments and computers were malfunctioning.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine you’re about to be in a car accident, and the only way to save yourself is to floor the accelerator, even though you’re pretty sure there’s a truck five feet in front of you, although you can’t quite tell where you are because everything is dark outside.
                That’s what it feels like. It is drilled over and over, and I’ve done it myself, but every physical aspect of your body screams against it.

                Okay so he just was a bad pilot? Kind of sad the senior pilot sitting next to him thought something was up, but said nothing because nobody would make such a rookie mistake this far in their career right?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Imagine you’re about to be in a car accident, and the only way to save yourself is to floor the accelerator, even though you’re pretty sure there’s a truck five feet in front of you, although you can’t quite tell where you are because everything is dark outside.
              That’s what it feels like. It is drilled over and over, and I’ve done it myself, but every physical aspect of your body screams against it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"I've been holding back the stick this entire time"
      Frick me you could feel the temperature of the room drop to subzero as the captain realized what was really happening.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But I'm pulling up how the frick could we be stalling???

      [...]
      Seriously though how does a trained pilot make a mistake like this for as long as he did?

      Lack of understanding the data being given to him, no visual reference point out of the windows leading to disorientation, and hyper-fixation on a single thing. In his mind, the plane needed to climb to maintain altitude, so he made control inputs that should make it climb. He was so fixed on that single thing he wasn't able to take in the other data from the instruments and make it match the picture in his mind of what was going on.

      Which one is this?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Air France 447

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          [...]
          [...]
          Which one is this?

          STALL STALL
          BEBEBEBEBEBEBE

          STALL STALL
          BEBEBEBEBEBEBE

          STALL STALL
          BEBEBEBEBEBEBE

          But I'm pulling up how the frick could we be stalling???

          [...]
          Seriously though how does a trained pilot make a mistake like this for as long as he did?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >HEHE IM SO FUNNY
            this place is worse than rddit

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'm getting the feeling that you don't fit in here

              good lmfao

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Air Canada
    >final words: "sorry"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      >Air Canada
      >Pete, sorry.

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remember that one suicidal pilot? Shit was sad.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      RIP Richard "Skyking" Russell

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lotta loyalty for a hired pilot

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    JAL123 was something else, the pilots were so skilled not even on simulations they could keep it going that long.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >half the plane is ripped off
      >still stay in the air for 32 minutes
      how the frick?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The horizontal stabilizer and rear bulkhead were torn off, but the pilots stayed up by using the throttles to control the plane's direction and keep it stable.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Photo from inside the cabin immediately after decompression.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      UA232 is just as commendable. The pilots lost all hydraulics but managed to control the plane to get it to a runway, and were able to get half of the passengers to survive. Other pilots and investigators weren't able to recreate it on simulator without a complete crash.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >UA232
        They had the luck to have one of the very few pilots in the world that studied JAL 123, trained in simulators and knew how to avoid the commoon pitfalls, the story is so crazy because the odds were incredible low (trained pilot + one of the rarest malfunctions in aviation).
        They didn't even bother to train them in case of loss of hydraulics because it was rare and also they changed to full electronic a few years later.
        So UA232 could be another crash with no survivors without the JAL Chads fighting against impossible odds for 30 mins.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Photo from inside the cabin immediately after decompression.

      The worst part about JAL123 is the absolute hubris of the Japanese government for turning down help from the American military to perform search and rescue. The Marines has dispatched a C-130, found the crash site, and was preparing helicopters to airlift potential survivors before Japan turned down the help. The Japanese rescue team didn't have airlift capabilities or the means to reach the crash site in the dark, so they had to wait until morning before they could begin their search. By the time they arrived, most of the passengers were already dead, and survivor accounts said they heard screams get quieter as the night went on.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The Japanese rescue team didn't have airlift capabilities or the means to reach the crash site in the dark, so they had to wait until morning before they could begin their search.
        They didn't have to wait for shit, they just decided to call it a day and come back in the morning because the first JSDF helo on scene declared there's no signs of survivors.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The Japanese rescue team didn't have airlift capabilities or the means to reach the crash site in the dark, so they had to wait until morning before they could begin their search.
        They didn't have to wait for shit, they just decided to call it a day and come back in the morning because the first JSDF helo on scene declared there's no signs of survivors.

        >plane controls fail completely
        >get thrown left and right, up and down for 40 minutes
        >it stops when the plane fricking crashes into a hillside
        >survive the rollercoaster ride AND the crash
        >only to bleed out to shrapnel wounds 4 hours
        >because the nip government wrote you off and went home to watch more interracial ntr
        It was a betrayal of the worst kind, I hope the 4 people that survived that shit are ok now

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >2024

          >airplane sears to collapse like dominos, blocking the aisles and trapping every survivor of the initial impact to an inescapable inferno

          This shit is on purpose. It's too perfect of a death trap for it not to be deliberate for this many years. Ostensibly, minimal survivors equals fewer lawsuits. That's why it's done this way.

          >Reading about Asiana
          >girl gets thrown from the aircraft
          >firefighters arrive
          >The new video affirms earlier reports that several firefighters knew that Ye was lying on the airfield. A law firm representing the three Chinese teen girls who died and other victims who were injured had asserted shortly after the crash that San Francisco firefighters had left Ye “unattended and not properly protected, tended to or properly cared for.”
          >The video and internal fire department documents, including a timeline, show the plane came to a rest on the runway at 11:28 a.m. Firefighters saw Ye lying in a fetal position on the ground near the smoking plane at 11:36 a.m.
          >But firefighters can be seen in the video walking past Ye without checking on her condition, rendering aid or even marking her location. The video shows the trucks applying foam to the smoking jet and apparently losing track of Ye as she lies covered in foam.
          >“Oh my God,” Johnson says in the video obtained by ABC 7. “She got run over.” After another firefighter noted “you can see the tire tracks right there,” Johnson responds: “I mean, s— happens, you know?”
          >“Chief, there’s a woman there who’s been run over by one of our rigs,” Johnson says in the video, acknowledging that “this happened earlier.” When the chief asks, “is she, like, crushed?” he replies that “like someone dropped a pumpkin.”
          I don't have a reaction image for this.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >“is she, like, crushed?” he replies that “like someone dropped a pumpkin.”
            Imagine surviving a plane accident and the firefighters run over you.
            Here's hoping they got hanged in front of their family.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I think I've seen the vid of this.
            Unsure if it's the same case, but the situation is about the same. A body getting covered by firefighters foam then shortly after some incoming firetruck running over it. Shamefur display.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        reminds me of that one Korean ferry that sank for like 5 hours but most of the passengers died because the captain told them to stay put and just left and nobody else in power wanted to mount a rescue effort because nobody wanted to take accountability in case something went wrong
        IIRC the only survivors were the ones who ignored the captain

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ferries and other big ships sinking is always fricked up. For me it's the Estonia
          >accounts from survivors climbing through hallways turned into vertical shafts
          >watching their parents lose strength and fall into darkness without even a scream

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            All the drunkards survived because they were in the bars drinking in the middle of the night despite the ship rocking like crazy.

            Estonia is underrated disaster kino.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The crew got 20-30 years and the captain was sentenced for life for shameful display, even the minister resigned I think, it was complete shitshow.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >survivor accounts said they heard screams get quieter as the night went on.
        I think the worst part is that she said she heard children crying for their mothers
        so fricked up

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The JDF helicopter determined "there was no survivors" then they just fricked around until sunrise, absolutely disgusting "saving face" culture and small pp behavior.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Improper repair of bulkhead by Boeing
      These the same fricks that killed a whistle-blower recently?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        One of the few people Boeing killed on purpose

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Japan's Aircraft Accident Investigation Commission (AAIC),[2]:129 assisted by the U.S. National Transportation Safety Board,[3] concluded that the structural failure was caused by a faulty repair by Boeing technicians following a tailstrike incident seven years earlier.
      >Boeing technicians

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone is a gangsta until they hear:

    ?si=pECp62fJ0vJwID8D

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    P U L L U P
    P U L L U P
    P U L L U P
    PULL UP
    PULL UP
    PULLUP
    PULLUP
    PLAP
    PLAP
    PLAP
    PLAP
    PLAP
    PLAP
    GET PREGNANT

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >never been on a plane
    >see this
    i hate you guys

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Take note that the majority of air disasters you hear about in threads like these happened in the 70s and 80s, when commercial aviation was booming exponentially meanwhile regulations and operating & maintenance procedures couldn't keep up, hence the crashes. It's thanks to how damn good air travel has become at -not- killing you that a plane going down is world news today. It's actually incredible how many checks and balances are in place as a blanket requirement for planes to operate, for both pilots and ground controllers. Pilots will abort a flight if there's one thing they don't like, it actually happens fairly often that there is a mechanical concern and a flight is delayed even if it wasn't really a problem after getting checked out.

      Honestly, my favorite part of flying is turbulence. It's damn near impossible for a commercial plane to be brought down by turbulence, so I sit back and enjoy the ride.

      I'm also banned from British aviation museums because I kept getting caught fricking the VC-10s.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What do you think of all these Boeing mechanical failures recently, and the whistleblower getting suicided when he had said if he turns up dead it wasn't suicide?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think it's what pretty much everyone expected when it came to light just how the merger with MD was going, but few expected it would result in fatalities. Ironically the amount of coverage about Boeing issuing directives to fix x, y, z, etc is a good sign that someone has their head on straight and Boeing are acknowledging their issues and trying to get them fixed instead of simply blaming airlines for failing to follow deliberately vague maintenance procedure or something.

          I'm no Boeing apologist because I'm a patrician Lockheed enjoyer, but United aren't doing them any favors. They had a couple of engine failures (which Boeing don't make) and they run the oldest fleet of Boeings around, those birds are tired. But they were Beoing planes, so Boeing gets the shit stick.

          The whistleblower murder is strange to me, I imagine he had info on stuff Boeing was doing that went beyond cost-cutting and straight up to defrauding government contracts in a particularly obscene way that would have forced some prison time for a couple of guys. MD were always thuggish bastards so it fits their style, and lets be real here no consequences are really going to come for them, they've got the US gov't by the balls.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I appreciate your thoughtful response. Hopefully things will improve. I think we're moving into the predicted competence crisis at breakneck speed where merit is sacrificed on the altar of equity*, so what we really don't need compounding it is short-sighted corporate shenanigans cutting corners when death is on the line.
            *I am currently in a physical therapy program that stopped using grades as an admission metric in the name of "increasing diversity" - which means their compassion for struggling ethnic students throws actual competence and compassion for these students' future patients right out the window. I imagine similar things are happening in fields far and wide.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >stopped using grades as an admission metric
              >admission metric
              are you moronic?

              admission happens at the START of the course, not the end.

              fricking moron.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, moron. He means they're just letting any moron into physiotherapy without actually checking to make sure you're not an illiterate moron who can't do basic maths. You'd fit right in.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah and that's my point you fricking spastic. they get let in - doesn't mean that they graduate.

                f u c k i n g
                m o r o n

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                WELL THEY PROBABLY WILL BECAUSE THEY NEED TO PASS SO MANY Black folk, TROONS, homosexualS AND moronS OR THEY'LL GET ACCUSED OF BEING BIGOTS.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >WELL THEY PROBABLY WILL
                and degree mills have always existed and always will.

                to start with, anon is hysterically pearl clutching about something meaningless, and then secondarily the SPECULATIVE reason why this is bad is neither new nor even notable.

                truly this is final proof that the west has fallen and it's black peoples' fault that planes fall out of the sky.

                i won't respond further. everything that he and you have said on this topic is fricking moronic and the only reason you find it convincing is because you WANT to be convinced by it, because you are demoralized racists who need to believe that society is failing to justify your violent reactionary politics of exclusion.

                goodbye.

                p.s. - weapons

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >it's a troon
                Yeah okay this all makes sense now. Can't wait till politics snaps back hard right and we get rid of all the Black folk, homosexuals and troons like you.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >get btfo
                >"it's a troon"
                Why do you people even bother posting?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Actually it's the brown people's fault that the planes fall out of the sky and we have had a considerable amount of evidence evidence to prove it for quite some time now. You were just a shade off.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                To the extend that that's true, it's not because of DEI or woke it's just generic corporate greed. Brown people got the jobs because you can pay them pennies, not because of "equity" or whatever, and voting for rapacious capitalists to defeat wokeism will only lead to more brown people taking your jobs and doing them poorly.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                For a different reason, but the point stands. In other areas performance suffers due to equity. You can get a 97% in PCAT and get turned down because you're white and a non-white gets approved because they have a quota to fill.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >the point stands
                WHAT point? Anon's conspiracy theory about a competency crisis where brown people take all the important jobs because of wokeism and then can't do them and society collapses? No, I don't think that point does stand.

                I think anon's anecdotal "evidence" that the ADMISSION criteria have changed for his course, which is probably wrong or misleading anyway (just like the reporting about how New York lawyers don't have to take the Bar exam anymore was misleading), is fricking moronic and doesn't establish anything at all. I think the subsequent goalpost shifting to how Boeing used subcontractors with no oversight who did a shit job and therefore competency crisis or something doesn't prove anything either, it's just the same corporate malfeasance that we've been seeing for decades if not fricking centuries (if you paint with a broad enough brush). I think that the general trend of things getting better in airline safety and "society generally" will probably continue, or at least there's nothing here that suggests that it won't, especially in light of how Boeing's getting its shitter shattered over these events and how they're making all the right noises to fix them AND will continue to get shitter shattered if they don't. You can call this hopelessly optimistic if you want, and you will, but you know what I've noticed, anon? I've noticed that the "competency crisis", like every other right wing cope-conspiracy (Jade Helm, FEMA camps, Red September, mass vaccination die-offs - I could go on) is always right around the corner but never seems to fricking arrive.

                If you have a point to make about diversity quotas then fricking make it, but don't try and paint some grand narrative based off your spurious hurt feelings and pretensions at cynicism. You don't even have the right to be cynical because you don't fricking know anything in the first place.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >say that nonwhites shouldn't get preferential treatment because it results in people that are not qualified receiving jobs they are not qualified for and causing disasters and overall decline in performance
                >Schizo idpol rant in response
                We're done here.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >jump into a conversation you don't understand halfway through
                >attempt to segue to the argument that you want to have by saying "but FOR A DIFFERENT REASON I'M STILL RIGHT"
                >get told to frick off
                If you want to whine about diversity quotas frick off and make a thread on /misc/.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >and that's a good thing
                you should schedule a meeting with the loop of a rope

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            honestly i bet the whistleblower was just suicidal and wanted to do a funny on his way out. the gap between the shit we've been hearing free and clear from lots of angles for years, like boeing engineers directly telling each other they'd never let their families fly boeing, parts being yanked out of reject bins, dish soap being used as sealer for door panels, etc, and what he would have had to have known to be worth murdering in particular is fricking large. looking at what we already have as a baseline - 300 something dead, tens of billions in lost business - where's the smoke from this enormous hidden fire?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm also banned from British aviation museums because I kept getting caught fricking the VC-10s.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most of the current era crash are because:
      >crew stupidity
      >Maintenance crew being lazy
      >Boeing being cheap fricks

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i have an extreme fear of heights, but it doesnt apply to planes whatsoever. everything looks like a cool miniature model from outside the window seat. little else is more beautiful and neat

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Weird. I am not afraid of heights (literally has experience as a network and service tower operator)
      But planes literally freak me out.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        how do you do it

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Do what.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            do that tower operator thing without being scared

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              he just doesn't look down, easy

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                even looking up is scary

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                time to change a lightbulb, wagie

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                WHAT A THRILL

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                my father worked on cranes for the better part of two decades typically without a safety harness. at some point harnesses got enforced and not long after done away with due to refusal to wear them after a guy on my dads crew's line got roped up into the gearbox and slowly dragged him in.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Watch video
                >Can feel my heart accelerate a little bit
                literally worse than gore or any of the other fricked up shit

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                These dudes better get be getting paid well

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Well some good advice is to focus on the task. Switching a light for example. Before I climb I do my equipment count, equipment check, and then I focus on the ladder. Count the ladder steps up. Then at each basket or choke I look at the pole, the bolts, the color, and then climb counting the steps etc. finally at the top I do my check again, talk with coworkers at bottom about their day while I'm changing the bulb or maintenance. It's a really fun career once you start doing it. Pays pretty frickin well too. id reccomend if you're young. The problem isn't the height once you get used to it. It's the stamina needed to climb. I remember having to do about 300+ pullups every morning because I needed to be light and strong enough to carry my equipment.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                now thats some really cool stuff on Ganker. thanks

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      when i still flew the only thing that bothered me was the take off and landing, there was also my first bout of turbulence which was particularly bad apparently

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      same. i could barely handle second story catwalks in museums as a kid but planes never bothered me.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      same, i can't go up a fricking ladder without freaking out, but my deepest dream was always that of becoming a pilot, too bad its to late for that, but maybe in another life, im still an avid fan of aviation nowadays and probably will be until i die.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >i have an extreme fear of heights,
      If you heard this, knock yourself out with pills so you don't have to suffer all the way down.

      ?si=I_98x3gX_N2RbtdH

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick I can't imagine how stressful it is to be a pilot. Have to stay awake throughout the ride, one minor wrong move and it's over for not only you, but your copilot, and the rest of the passengers, and it's all your fault and your name will be plastered all over the news too.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      t. Wi Tu Lo

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That poor Bang Ding Ow deserved better.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think working the control tower would be even more stressful, coordinating the insanity with the stakes so high

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Literally just read off a monitor and tell planes to slow down or speed up to avoid each other

        Not really. It's just astroids with a delay.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >tell pilot to speed up or slow down
          >he just tells me "FRICK IT, WE GAAN"
          Seems pretty stressful to me

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah it is stressful which is why they only work short shifts at a time and rotate the staff often. A friend of mine who's dad was an ATC said it was a hard job but it felt like a big video game most of the time.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah bruh, autopilot is on most of the ride so both pilots can take a nappy
      https://avherald.com/h?article=515e310c&opt=0

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Still not as bad as the 2 pilots working on their laptops right?

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i imagine that plane crash stats are going to go way up pretty soon. a whole lot of uhhh diverse new hires.

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Playing online games as a woman is exhausting

    Men treat women like we aren’t even human beings, and even worse on the internet.

    They scream at the top of their lungs “gamer girl” whenever they hear a female voice. Aren’t you embarrassed? You should be ashamed.

    It’s not fun to play a lot of games as a woman where it’s required to speak because men ruin the fun by being pieces of shit. What goes through a male’s head thinking it’s okay to treat others like that. “Not all men” well guess what, it’s a massive amount of them.

    Even speaking and simply saying hi can change the way you get treated once they find out you’re a girl/woman. Then you get called slurs and stupid shit. Go outside and take a class on how to talk to people.

    A man invited me to his party in a game and was being friendly to me but the rest of his group was calling him a “simp” for showing me basic human decency.

    If you get offended by reading this post, then you’re part of the problem. Showing basic decency is the bare minimum and we don’t even get that on the internet.

    A lot of men need to grow the frick up and stop being rude buttholes.

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >WARNING
    >altitude
    >WARNING
    >altitude
    >WARNING
    >altitude

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Polacks had the most epic exit line

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They probably just cleaned it up and made it too poetic for the English translation. It was probably more like
      >CO TO KURWA JEST? KURWAAAAAAAAAA-ACK

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    brothers, I cra̷v̷e the forb̵i̸d̵d̵e̸n̴ ṙ̴̗̝̟̀͒̂̚a̷̝̙͍̻̠̘̖̻̋͐̾̎̂͋͌͐͝͝d̷̢̨͔̱̦͔̖̺̯̣͂͆̋͝a̵̡̯̺͖͍͈̭̤̻̾̇̈͋͐̌͜͝͝ŗ̸̣͔̭͙̠̮͛̃̃̍͗͝͠͝ ̶̡͚̳̖̘̼̰̰̹̩͋͌͛͝s̶̢̙̹͇̘̯͈̫̖̬͍̞̝͛̐̐͑͐́͋̄͑̋̃͑́̊̄ͅį̶̨̯͍̌̑̃͗́̎͋̕ģ̸̢̫̪̦͎̱͙̖̘͖͋͗̎̋͊̓̀͑̽̆̆̑n̷̡̹̯͈̠̟̯̩̝̆̿̐̈́̕͠a̷̢̖̭̭̪̩̳̤̟͓̯̥͓̠͆̍̊̆̈́͆̓̆ţ̸̮̺͕̳͓͇̌̈͒̎̍̓͊̚̚ų̴̧̳̣̭̗̜̫̥̗͔̜͍͗̊̋͐̽͗͌̌͋͆̍̔̐͊͝ṛ̷͕̣͐̔͒e̸̮̙̩̣̺͚̥̺̓͐̔͆̈͘͜͠

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, I too saw that Nexpo video.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ganker has had plane crash threads for a while now.
      And aviation nerds know that JAL123, along with AA191, are famous case studies for why maintenance and repair procedures should be followed to the letter, documented, and verified.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      newbie

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Sound of stickshaker begins and continues to end of recording
    Weird last words

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I sweat 3/4 of CVRs are like:
      >Too low! Terrain!
      >Too low! Terrain!
      >"What does that mean? 'too low terrain?' "
      >Too low! Terrain!
      >[autopilot disconnect]
      >Too low! Terrain!
      >[stick shaker]
      >"What is happening?"
      >Too low! Terrain!
      >Bank angle! Bank angle!
      >WOOP WOOP Pull up!
      >WOOP WOOP Pull up!
      >[sound of impact]

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It is kinda crazy. I've been binge watching some jet crash investigations which is very coincidental that it's been posted in this thread and there's a very common theme of pilots starting to enter a stall, not touching their throttle, and pulling up.

        All I have is my experience playing war thunder and even I know if my speed drops below 240km/h I better either be at full throttle and leveling off or have my landing gear down about to touch the airfield.
        too much automation in real aircraft. pilots relying on the auto throttle or the auto throttle causing the stall because the pilots never looked at their throttle or speed. a lot of avoidable crashes.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Also I just remembered a thought I had while watching one crash that is related to war thunder.
          Why do civilian aircraft not have drag chutes? In the one crash the pilot overshot the landing zone but still touched down, however the jet couldn't stop in time. drag chutes might've saved it. It seems like it would be a really simple addition that couldn't cost that much.

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is that the portal to the Grey Leno Show?

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HERE IT IS

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's your go-to aircraft vidya, Ganker?
    For me it's IL-2 Sturmovik

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      heh got a similar pic to you
      i don't even do the combat in DCS most of the time to be honest I just like starting the planes up and flying around. Probably a waste of money on all those modules but oh well it was neetbux

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      War Thunder.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      VTOL VR

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Can it only be played with VR controllers?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You can use it with rudder pedals but afaik no other controllers like HOTAS and things like that don't work outside of some buggy mods

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      same

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >saw one of these threads years ago
    >inspired me to get a pilots license
    It’s basically a video game except if you frick up you die. Truly the dark souls of reality.

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AUBERGINE
    AUBERGINE

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >2024

    >airplane sears to collapse like dominos, blocking the aisles and trapping every survivor of the initial impact to an inescapable inferno

    This shit is on purpose. It's too perfect of a death trap for it not to be deliberate for this many years. Ostensibly, minimal survivors equals fewer lawsuits. That's why it's done this way.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My brother in Christ, you are boarding a soda can that goes 500mph. You're lucky to not simple be turned into vapor.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      plane crash casualties have families that can sue
      are you aware of this fact?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he watched fight club and thought the car manufacturer recall thing was true lol

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          fincher stole that from the Godfather

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >families can sue

        Yeah immediately families only. Cousins can't sue.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So you're just assuming that only entire immediate families board planes?

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >started working at an airline
    >mid budget class
    >last fatal accident in late 60s
    >better safe than sorry approach
    even with all that, I'm still happy my last flight was in 2016, I'm not getting on pressurized beverage cans flying at 600 miles per hour at 33000 feet

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WE GAAN

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Fight in the wienerpit of a FedEx DC-10F
    >Plane goes near supersonic in an inverted dive
    >pilots and crew manage to subdue the guy despite being all kinds of fricked up by getting several hammer strikes to the head
    The DC-10 had a lot of problems but at least it tried to counter those by being built like a brick shithouse.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did they live?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          GIGACHADS

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What do you guys think of MSF 2024?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's what MSFS 2020 should have been, but wasn't, for no apparent reason.

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've said it a dozen times. Someone make a "flight sim" that involves you exploring and running into anomalies and shit. Have certain encounters be hostile but don't give any meaningful combat abilities (maybe just deterrents). Pay the player depending on the danger and rarity of their encounters.
    I'd play the shit out of this.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Check out Underspace. Trainwize basically rebuilt Freelancer from scratch and added eldritch horrors.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The only gameplay videos of this game are of a ship in third person view, encountering giant creatures in space. Nothing ever happens. Ship just flies in space and giant fantasy creature wakes up. End of video.
        How am I supposed to react?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ok

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            looks cool

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeh I know about Underspace and I'm looking forward to it, but I made a promise I wouldn't buy it until it's fully finished. I'd really like to "gameify" the flight sim aspects somehow and I feel like that style of game would lend itself well.
        Basically something like Sunless Sea/Sky but visually interesting enough to stay entertaining.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          A 3D Sunless Sea is my dream game but it would probably be live service Sea of Thieves ripoff

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Sunless Sea but the ships are fun to fight with and there are more than just a few
            Imagine.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the giant storm cloud in freelancer is spookier than this tbh

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is this just a jumpscare or does this actually do something?

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Air Tra/v/v/ic Control

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what passenger/cargo plane is the actual artificial difficulty of planes
    what plane is geniunely so shit to fly that pilots loathe the idea of flying it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sopwith Camels apparently could kill you pretty easily if i recall
      might have been another plane though

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      md80

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There kind of aren't any like that for civil use. A plane that's unreasonably difficult to fly isn't one that any company would buy. There's also no demands that passengers or cargo make on planes that forces engineers to try wacky solutions.

      Military planes on the other hand...

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Air for the crew was provided by a bleed air system on the engine compressors. This air was hot and had to be cooled before being pumped into the wienerpit. This cooling was provided by a large total-loss evaporator running on a mixture of 40% ethanol and 60% distilled water (effectively vodka). This system garnered the aircraft one of its many nicknames, the "supersonic booze carrier". As the system vented the coolant after use, the aircraft could run out during flight, and comfort had to be balanced by the possibility of running out of coolant. Numerous cases of Tu-22 crews drinking the coolant mixture and becoming paralytically drunk led to a crackdown by Soviet Air Force authorities. Access to the bombers after flights was restricted, and more frequent checks were made on coolant levels. This higher level of security, however, did not end the practice.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In the early days of British Airways there was one plane where every time one crashed the pilot was awarded a commemorative wooden medallion by his peers for eliminating another one from circulation, can't remember the plane right now.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      CRJ200s are a pain in the ass

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you may like the F-104 Starfighter
      don't look up its safety and accident record

  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think I'll fly in an airplane again

  69. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that the notion that airplane travel is the safest form of transport is just a cope. It only works if you look at accidents/distance traveled which is padded by how much time they spend in relative safety at cruising altitude.

    If you look at it in terms of hours or simply the number of journeys taken, it's decent but nowhere near the top. The only thing that's certain is you stay away from motorcycles if you value your life.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Buschads eating good.
      Damn I love living in a country where they're usable.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw drive but despise driving

        I'd kill for a decent public transporation infrastructure that isn't limited to just a few cities in the US
        but it's hard to justify it expanding it when even in more populated areas, the density of people is too spread out to justify adding more bus lanes
        plus homeless people occupy the shit out of it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The only thing that's certain is you stay away from motorcycles if you value your life
      why the frick is up with people and boarding a vehicle with very poor balance, nothing between you and being cheese-grated to the asphalt and the capability of going at 180km/h is beyond me.

      you'd think people wanted more security the faster you moved

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bro you don't understand. Bro. The wind bro. You're so free on the motorcycle bro. Bro you can't imagine how good it is to have nothing around you, just you and the asphalt. The fact that people routinely lose limbs and lives riding is just a fact of life bro.
        Cult.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Dude, dude DUDE. We HAVE to get out on the bikes one day

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bro you don't understand. Bro. The wind bro. You're so free on the motorcycle bro. Bro you can't imagine how good it is to have nothing around you, just you and the asphalt. The fact that people routinely lose limbs and lives riding is just a fact of life bro.
        Cult.

        but how would you feel if you had an opinion on rock climbing?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i don't go freehand rock climing, and even if i did, i wouldn't do it everyday before going to work, and especially not in a place where several hundred other 1ton+ vehicles are also operating

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >you'd think people wanted more security the faster you moved
        Most of the times they die because of cargays. Cargays are the main source of all problems on the roads.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          We're doing Darwin's work and removing you bikegays from the gene pool.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >cars only counts people in cars
      >even though almost every death while cycling or on foot are being hit by cars
      God I hate cargays.

  70. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mustang at the Air Force Museum in Christchurch

  71. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    /n/ here. Pour one out for the dudes who will never make it home.

  72. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Damn it, we're going to crash... This can't be happening!

  73. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    why did mods delete this post?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jannies deleted the post and they did it because their axe wound explodes above 30,000 feet

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They delete any post that has too many replies, because they assume it’s a reply or X spam post and are too fricking lazy to check

  74. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no screaming man
    chumps

  75. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any good plane racing vidya?

  76. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]
    >There he is .. look at him! Goddamn that son-of-a-b***h is coming! Get off!

    WE GAAN

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      omg. watched so much Mayday in last month I now get this

  77. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what are some good flight sim games. Microsoft is just way too overwhelming.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It really isn't. There's tutorials to teach you the controls from taking off ot landing and the sim works very well with a xbox controller.
      Personally a gateway drug for me to buying a flight stick.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would say War Thunder, but then I'd be responsible for making you play War Thunder.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What kind of thing are you going for? Are you into the airline/commercial/sight seeing side of it or do you like combat as well
      If you're looking for combat IL-2 1946 is a great one if you're into world war 2 stuff, plus its very cheap (or just pirate the GOG version lol). It's pretty customizable difficulty-wise with the flight model, don't know how deep you are into sims. It can be played on a keyboard but it's still simple enough that even just a cheap hotas will have all the functions you need for it.
      It's got a great wealth of content with pilot careers and single missions, and you can download player made stuff anyway, or use the quick mission builder to help you get used to the game

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        based 1946 enjoyer

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          schwalbe, my beloved

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            everything is fine

  78. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >SEVERAL crashes because of insects living in sensor holes
    >that one where the captain reset the circuit breaker MIDFLIGHT, 30 seconds later everyone was dead
    yeah frick flying, especially now that they have f*male pilots too.
    you can't even ask if they properly inspect the plain cause they'll call you an akbar or some shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The most dangerous part of a flight is the drive to the airport homosexual
      >captcha: HXVRAJ
      Do the needful and have a nice day

  79. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Monarch, when you hear the thunder, when the storm comes for you... remember me.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >frontline 59 on pc never

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >exactly 5 minutes prior
        I WILL BURY SO COMPLETELY

        You're a slave to history. Even after Calamity, you fight against the only order that can guarantee the safety of your people. You, solely, are responsible for this.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >exactly 5 minutes prior
      I WILL BURY SO COMPLETELY

  80. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lads, threads like this is why it's still worth coming to Ganker, cheers to every one of you

  81. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >VASP, Flight 168
    >F/O: Can you see there are some hills in front?
    >CAPT: What? There's what?
    >F/O: Some hills, isn't there?
    >[Sound of impact]

  82. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    last word thread?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm more of an ancient Greek epitaphs kind of guy for my feels

      >This patch of ground in Asia holds Phillip’s son, Amyntor,
      >A soldier made tough by iron war.
      >No painful sickness dragged him down to the house of darkness.
      >He died holding his shield over a friend.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What tier is "WE GAAN"?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dutch tier

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ah shit, meant to reply to

        What tier is "WE GAAN"?

  83. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  84. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw reading about the korean flight where everyone died because captain was a moron and nobody did anything because of asiatic class system prevented them from tard wrangling
    >tfw no face

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The boat disaster was the worst example of this in action, though at least some of them got out

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tell me what the flight was called or whatever

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        KAL801

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          thanks

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      knowing about crm unironically made me a better player in FFXIV. When it comes to human factors there's a lot of overlap between bleeding edge mmo raiding and aviation safety.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People refusing to accept responsibility is so shitty. I don't enjoy it either but whenever a situation pops up at work, at an accident or whatever and literally everyone just stands around or tries to sneak away I always end up taking charge. I hate that a fricking loser like me is somehow the most decisive person I know.

  85. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  86. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw you fly through a cloud of volcanic ash that is invisible to all your equipment, sandblast the window and lose three engines, but it’s ok because the ensuing dive cleaned them out and you managed to get someone to peer out a tiny speck of clear window and relay to the captain

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wtf? did that actually happen?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, the Jakarta incident.
        Though I notice I was wrong about the engines. All of them failed initially

  87. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  88. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >nobody tries to high-five the plane
      homosexuals

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        bump

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >try to high five
        >get sucked by the engine

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >try to high five
          >get a blowjob
          ???

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Or make you into goo, pic related

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              seems like a nice way to go honestly.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              what happened

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                birds I assume

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                DEI hiring practices

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                birds I assume

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Could they just said "woman ignored warning and got sucked into plane" children are not relevant to the story.

  89. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can't claim to have a navel fetish if you wouldn't nosedive into earth's bellybutton.

  90. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm the problem.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Movie writers must hate that this can't happen anymore.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why the frick is that guy doing that?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He got fired for stealing.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he got fired so he did that on a flight his now former CEO was on

  91. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Unfunny cringe thread.

  92. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    only dumb Black folk play this shitty ass game ya nice "GaMePlAy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People that play simulation games are brain damaged in general.

  93. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >OP couldnt make an interesting thread so he her it makes an attention prostitute post with the fonts
    ew

  94. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >sort by reply count gays found the thread

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its the most unfunny thread on Ganker lmao

      stay mad

  95. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    planegays are the most mentally ill morons ive ever seen. somehow outranking even furries.

  96. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    moron
    moron

  97. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >kills over 8,000 passangers and crew in 40 years

  98. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >japanese dude literally said "owari da"
    kino

  99. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >God take the wheel
      That one was fricking moronic

  100. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=J_EAK1LR0ojYEF1I

  101. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing can prepare you for this

  102. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >just moved a few weeks ago
    >internet at the new place doesn't have enough bandwidth for photogrammetry most of the time

    fricking FRICK I hate the ugly procgen buildings god damnit

  103. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >translate to vietnamese
    OP have a nice day annoying cancer homosexual

  104. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a general somewhere for this kind of plane frickup discussion?

  105. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    these threads are so Kino its unreal

  106. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That Nepal plane crash last year haunts my thoughts from time to time.
    Nepal flight ATR72 cut their power on accident and crashed the plane, killing 72 people. Not only do they have to fly around the frickhueg mountains of Nepal, they have such shitting training, the EU banned them from landing in their airspace lol
    The footage of the plane flying super low above residential areas was surreal

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is that the one with the video from inside the plane?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Not only do they have to fly around the frickhueg mountains of Nepal
      don't most commercial planes fly above 99.9% of mountains at normal crusing speed anyway?
      google gives me 8-11km and the everest is what, 8.8?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah but they have to climb and descend for takeoff and landing, and mountainous terrain rarely lets you line up your runways with perfect clear approaches. even when it does, if you frick up the approach then slappo.

  107. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3Ca42NVtM4

  108. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whenever I board an aircraft and they go through the procedure about what to do in a crash, I just ask myself what's the point? If a plane crashes every single person is dead and that's it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not always. But it's 90% placebo for the crew yeah. even a low speed low alt crash right off the runway will still kill ~20% and that number increases at an exponential rate as speed or alt increases.
      It's basically reliant on the pilots not experiencing a pilot error and actually properly initiating a low speed crash landing. if the plane stalls or nosedives into the ground then rip if you survive then God grabbed you out of the sky and sat you carefully on the ground.

  109. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >my competence crisis post is still being discussed today
    Interesting. I see two groups took the ball and ran with it towards their extremist positions- one group saying I'm racist and lying about the admission criteria, the other being actual racists. I don't like or support any of you. I believe judging people based on their character and abilities, and lowering the criteria to my heavily impacted graduate program so that a C student who checks the correct box gets a slot over an A student who doesn't is insane, especially so because once a cohort is formed no one can be added to it when students are unable to cut it and drop out. I understand and even empathize with the compassionate types who want to help lift up students who aren't doing well, but this solution is so toxic that I cannot believe this is the real world and not some sort of satire I'm living in. This isn't compassion, it's throwing future patients under the bus.
    Peace.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The problem with your daring conclusion is the white men are overwhelmingly capable while nonwhites are not. they never can and never will be as skillful as required unless cultural Marxist (Jews) disseminate their DEI propaganda.

  110. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's still safer than car. But you will have several minutes to be scared shirtless and ask Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ for forgiveness.

  111. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pull out
    Pull out
    Pull out
    Aaagh I'm finna....AAAAAGHHHH IM FINNA COOOOOM

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