Pure girl who loves you unconditionally or slutty succubus who fricked thousands of demons and orcs

Pure girl who loves you unconditionally or loose succubus who fricked thousands of demons and orcs

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the succubus loves sareth unconditionally

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the succubus loves sareth unconditionally

      she's just a power hungry b***h who wants to be free. if you didn't get that, you're a fricking virgin

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She literally becomes your queen once you killed your dad. Victory sex on top of his corpse included.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        wrong. she is canonically incapable of lying.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't the game pretty much say that she only fricked your dad?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >loves you unconditionally
    She betrays you the microsecond she realizes you don't see the world in black and white morality

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, the world of Dark Messiah is literally Black and White.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        But I wanted to be a genuine good guy while also having a succubus gf, if Leanna or the Gods can't accept that they can feck off

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Pure girl who loves you unconditionally
    That's Xana

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, when did Leanna frick thousands of demons and orcs?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    don't care. xana is cute and loyal

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The greatest thing about the waifu choice is the fact that Leanna ends up as giant spider food when you dotn save her. Quite the classic fantasy trope.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    neither
    women are gay

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    lanna gets you new gear, xana crashes your game

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    man I wish OP played the game before deciding to make a thread about it

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else feel the overrun town in the end feels rushed as frick? Completely breaks the godlike atmosphere of the stages before.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Neither, i choose dad

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >itt: OP didn't play through the latter half of the game
    Also wish there were more vidya girls like Xana. Sadly she's not the type to be very popular today though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Sadly she's not the type to be very popular today though.
      Why?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sexy types aren't popular today. Men now days want women who are more on the cute or even plain side. Compare old Lara Croft to "new" Lara Croft for the difference in what was popular then vs what is popular now.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Nu Lara is fricking sexy, and you're a flaming homosexual if you think otherwise, Hymie Goldberg.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Women covered in shit panting cause they're out of breath aren't sexy

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            kys zoomer, nu lara is just some generic boring shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Sadly she's not the type to be very popular today though

      Considering how one of 6 girls is a tatted up proclaimed "witch", succubi are pretty popular.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >model doesn't have nipples
    >but does have bush
    I always thought this was so weird.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can I have both? I want to marry Leanna and frick Xana on the side with Leanna's permission.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Leanna is not a cuckold. Especially not demon cuckoldry.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        man you really didnt play the game either lol, is this OP?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          How is Leanna a cuck

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm trying to commission Xana art but they never reply back. Recommended me some good pinup artists.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Stop being a homosexual.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        But I'm straight for Xana.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    KICK, KICK, KICK, SEÑORA
    KICK IT ALL THE TIME

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I WOULD WALK 500 MILES
      AND I WOULD WALK 500 MORE

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't realize there was any choice involved. Everyone has only ever seen the demon succubus endings.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      jesus CHRIST

      WHY can't I have a succubus gf???????

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Just go to your local synagogue.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Any other games with succubus gf/wife? I need to jerk off.

        Yes I will edge for the entire duration of an 8 hour game if that's what it takes.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          There's probably lots of jaypanese eroge on that topic but it all sucks because jaypan doesn't know how to have sex

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Arkane was always trash at characters & storytelling
    There's literally no reason not to pick xana every tiem

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >gives you a hot demon gf
      sounds like they are very good at characters

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes but she's the only likeable character
        If you look at Arx you can see the same problem, great gameplay and atmosphere, shittastic storytelling
        It gets worse with dishonored, prey and Black personloop

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There are many good girls who will frick you like crazy. Just find one of them. I’ve dated a party girl before. The sex was great but she wasn’t stable enough.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Clearly the solution is to marry Xanax and mindbreak Leanna

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's Xana, it's the only choice.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Xana has the immediate feet-on-demand going for her
    neither of them are chubby enough anyway

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Xana will never betray you, that other b***h just want to boss you around.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'll take the pure girl that loves me unconditionally and then force her to frick thousands of demons and orcs.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >loose succubus who fricked thousands of demons and orcs

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >pussy wider than the opened gates of hell itself

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >loves you unconditionally

    she doesn't put out
    it's a lie anon, she's leading you on
    gimme Xana

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