>push to talk. >coughs

>push to talk
>coughs

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >holds to run
    >falls over and collapses

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Death Stranding

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I push to talk when laughing at a friend's joke but always feel autistic about doing it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. With push to talk you either miss out all those little laughs and reactions and other tics that decorate the interaction and it's all very robotic, or you physically press to deliberately add them in which is just fricking gay. Open mic all the way.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Most autistic post I've read all day

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          An autistic person would not understand the value of social cues like those. I think that anon is just gay (very similar)

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same, always cheapen the laugh, feels like I'm Jimmy Fallon laughing at a celebrity guest's mediocre joke

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      100%x

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, I can relate to this

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. With push to talk you either miss out all those little laughs and reactions and other tics that decorate the interaction and it's all very robotic, or you physically press to deliberately add them in which is just fricking gay. Open mic all the way.

      Same, always cheapen the laugh, feels like I'm Jimmy Fallon laughing at a celebrity guest's mediocre joke

      100%x

      This, I can relate to this

      in that situation you can just make a comment that acknowledges the joke, plays along with it etc instead of laughing you dweebs

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        True

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          [...]
          [...]
          [...]
          in that situation you can just make a comment that acknowledges the joke, plays along with it etc instead of laughing you dweebs

          autism level off the charts

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are. Stop it.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I do that but I don't look like that.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    having fun gaming

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only use the mic to cough and make eating sounds and throat clearing sounds.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >doesn't have push to talk
    >eats food on mic constantly
    >CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >push to talk
      >eats food on mic constantly
      >CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >push to talk
        >*yawns*
        >*farts*
        >*crunches on potato chips*
        >*goes to the toilet to take a huge shit*
        >*sits back down into the creakiest chair possible*
        >*drinks water*
        >*tornado*
        >*types paragraph on cherry mx blues*
        >*release push to talk keybind*

        >push to talk
        >eats a crisp

        based

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      haha literally me

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      who the frick eats while gaming what the frick.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's literally all voice coms on console

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >push to talk
    >*yawns*
    >*farts*
    >*crunches on potato chips*
    >*goes to the toilet to take a huge shit*
    >*sits back down into the creakiest chair possible*
    >*drinks water*
    >*tornado*
    >*types paragraph on cherry mx blues*
    >*release push to talk keybind*

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember one time I was really stoned and I laughed in the mic for like 2 minutes straight on trouble in terrorist town

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      DUDE
      U
      D
      E

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That reminds me, I really need to get high and play ArmA again

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't blame the herb.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >open mic
    >people arguing in spanish in the background

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >push to talk
    >eats a crisp

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >crisp
      gas yourself.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >push to talk
    >suddenly scream racial slurs in random languages and threats against someone's mother

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you moronS play music that everyone can hear through your mic? Who the frick owns a speaker? I listen to music with headphones and I also don't like disturbing my neighbors and people around me.

    You really just blast music through speakers instead of listening to it with headphones? Never understand that shit, and especially when playing video games. I like hearing the game's sound/noise, don't know how you hear shit when you're playing games with music blasting out of your speakers.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon: The Blogpostening

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not an argument

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Zoomer sees more than 5 words
        >"Is dis a book?"
        Dumbass.

        Why do you moronS play music that everyone can hear through your mic? Who the frick owns a speaker? I listen to music with headphones and I also don't like disturbing my neighbors and people around me.

        You really just blast music through speakers instead of listening to it with headphones? Never understand that shit, and especially when playing video games. I like hearing the game's sound/noise, don't know how you hear shit when you're playing games with music blasting out of your speakers.

        I honestly have never mind mic spam, especially if it is funny. Even music is fine, I need to look into mic spamming on consoles. I need a way to patch sound directly from my PC into a console in case I need to talk or shitpost.
        Tf2 mic spam is adorable.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        thats not blogposting doe

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      old fricks do it because they're losing their hearing

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Losing your hearing
        >Put on a source of noise 6000x further away than headphones
        moron

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          powered sound>unpowered

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I do it because I like singing along. If I'm playing vidya I have my headphones on or I'm playing single player, so I can't speak for those people.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you're playing a single player mode/game I can kind of understand it, but I'm talking about like in CoD lobbies or some shit you'll usually hear some people blasting music in their room and you can hear it through their mic. I guess they don't care about hearing the game's sound or anything like that.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who the frick uses headphones after moving out of their parents place? Do you want to permanently dent your skull?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's cheaper to get good headphones than it is to get good speakers

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        is your skull made out of fricking playdoh or something? a cheap piece of plastic will slightly indent your skin at best, which will fill back out after 3 days of not using headphones. you do take 3 day long breaks, don't you?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      stfu u redditspacing gay

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Paragraphs aren't redditspacing, stupid. Redditspacing is a line break after every sentence

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        >redditspacing
        Lmao. gay.

        Tourists get out.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      homosexual

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      For some fricking reason headphones, no matter how light and soft they are and regardless of volume, make my ears ache horribly after about 30 minutes. Even when I was a kid it was like that.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Headphones are great if you care about music/sound quality and/or are have respect for the people around you.
      Normalgays don't care about neither, sadly

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      low testosterone post

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't wear headphones, because I'm afraid of the gamer dent.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're an idiot, it's temporary

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      -Don't wanna wear something on my head constantly when I'm on the PC
      -Wanna hear stuff happening IRL
      -Want to be able to get up and still hear what's going on on the PC
      Also I don't live with my parents and my walls aren't paper thin. I only use headphones in Lethal Company since push-to-talk defeats the point IMO and people hear echo if I use speakers.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >-Wanna hear stuff happening IRL
        This. I tried headphones, I really did. I had to keep looking behind me incase someone was behind me to strangle me or slit my throat. I kept tearing them off because I kept mistaking in game sounds with people breaking and entering. It's not worth the stress.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just get open air headphones, they also have a better soundstage

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >-Don't wanna wear something on my head constantly when I'm on the PC
        Lightweight phones exist and you can barely tell you have them on
        >-Wanna hear stuff happening IRL
        Open back headphones exist and you can still very clearly hear what is going on outside of the headphones
        >-Want to be able to get up and still hear what's going on on the PC
        Low Latency Wireless headphones exist and allow you to walk up to 50m away from the PC while still maintaining a sold connection
        Light weight, open backed, low latency wireless headphones are only like 100$ for near-audiophile levels of quality. It's not 2006 anymore where gaming headsets are all clunky heavy monstrosities.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >wireless
          >have to charge it
          >have a device blasting waves right next to your brain all day
          No thanks.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >headphones in your own house
      This ain't it, literally cucking your ears

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      i was this butthole in college during my freshman year. I had a big speaker for my PC and I put "like a g6" on repeat at loud volumes, mixed with starcraft 2 sounds (this was 2010) and everyone fricking hated me.

      to no one's surprise, I did not get laid that year

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      betamale homosexual

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would bet almost everyone replying to this has the same skin color as feces

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I listen to music with headphones and I also don't like disturbing my neighbors and people around me.
      Holy cuck

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        you're guaranteed either a Black person or spic

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >not being a waste of space inconvenience to everyone else is cuck shit
        I bet you're the type who leaves trash everywhere he goes because it's "not my problem"

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Black person behavior

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ganker very noticeably had an influx of third-world shitstains over the past decade or so, they stick out like a sore thumb when they make posts like that. Another thing they changes was that this site was known for hunting down animal abusing Black folk, but now those same subhumans are on on this site giggling and posting webms of it and calling it based.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            they changed*

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      utterly seething replies. the real reason is because they want other people to be all like "wow man that sounds like a banger!! great music taste bro!"

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Zoomer sees more than 5 words
      >"Is dis a book?"
      Dumbass.

      [...]
      I honestly have never mind mic spam, especially if it is funny. Even music is fine, I need to look into mic spamming on consoles. I need a way to patch sound directly from my PC into a console in case I need to talk or shitpost.
      Tf2 mic spam is adorable.

      >redditspacing
      Lmao. gay.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I used to play guitar in between matches on MW2. Some dude complimented me when I was playing Classical Gas. Made my day.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I also don't like disturbing my neighbors and people around me.
      This would be me except my neighbours' little shit c**t kids yell and scream outside my house and now I just blast my music whenever I feel like it because frick them

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      god i'm so glad i'm not a rentoid and have my own house and can be as loud as i want
      you sound canadian

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      what's even worse is when they suck at the game and die first when if they had just turned down their zoomer tunes they could have actually heard the footsteps of the bad guy who got the drop on them

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >*Never Gonna Give You Up starts playing

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >female joins
    >https://voca.ro/1d75fbNXfovT

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >push to talk
    >some dude trying his hardest to mimic a female voice only to end up sounding like a huge gay

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >push to talk
    >screams really loudly
    >doesnt communicate again for the entire match

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    random side note, but do people make friends on consoles anymore? I made and you hear so many stories of people making friend groups from the early halo and cod days on 360 with party chat and what not. Consoles are still by far the most popular way to play games but I never hear of people making friends, no content creator uses them really its all PC and all kind of nerd culture socialising is done on discord.
    Do consoles survive solely on people playing fifa on mute and thats it?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Consoles are still by far the most popular way to play games
      ???

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      E-friends aren't real friends, there is no replacement for in person socialization but people don't understand including Twitter and social media addicted normalgays

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        you can just go meet youe e-friends irl, they arent ethereal

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Have fun traveling to Europe to meet your “friend” once every two years

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I made a friend in monster hunter world VC, helped him grind out some poison sacs and we chatted about other monhun games too. Was fun, i should invite him to play again soon

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    this post almost made me succumb to my 2 AM lethal company addiction

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >push to talk
    >CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >push to talk disabled
    >mic muted
    >all player voices at 0%
    >all in-game voice comms ignored
    >only text chat recognized

    yup, its real gamer time now.

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The honored one looking ass

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >push to talk
    >BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
    >yeah sorry roomate dog in background lol
    >*every single other instance they talk you can barely hear them over the shit fricking dog*

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fire alarm chirps

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >push to talk
    >opens a bag of sun chips from 2010

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    *plays the banjo badly into the mic*
    literally me

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >*take wireless headset to toilet*
    >*push to talk*
    >*BRAAAAP*

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >*TAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKA*
    what the FRICK are you on voice chat for?

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that guy who had a dog constantly barking in the background
    >that guy who had a TV on max volume in the same room
    >that guy arguing with his wife like no one could hear him

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I see you played with Latin America.

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was watching this dude's videos on youtube reviewing board games, and he does it in a room with a fricking parrot. Every thirty seconds you get this bird whistle that instantly peaks the mic and then it starts babbling in baby-talk. These are like, half an hour long videos.
    It's completely fricked, how could you live like that?

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >*push to talk*
    >*cums*

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >leaves mic on.
    >muffled arguing in the background.

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >push to talk
    >need to activate a trigger to make noise or talk because you're a little b***h afraid of saynig the wrong thing or someone hearing something they shouldn't

    >open mic
    >the true chads of vc who don't give a frick and force you to hear the fire alarm beep every 10 seconds, the bong rip every 5 minutes, the constant nose sniffling, the chewing directly into the mic, the burping.

    Only soft little boys and women use ptt.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tab
      >right click
      >mute player

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not my problem

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fire alarm beep every 10 seconds

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >snort on some mephedrone
    >enter counter strike server
    >have time of your life screaming like a moron and having fun with some finns and germans

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >game has no push to talk
    >voice activity instead
    >have to constantly keep myself in check so I don’t breathe to loud or cough or make other involuntary noises
    >get even more anxious and self conscious about my voice

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I run around autistically insulting people at random on voice chat as if I'm on Ganker. Also just sing about my dick and balls

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I treated push to talk as a way to keep the background noise of my extremely redneck family hollering like a bunch of monkeys to a minimum

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >toggle mute
    >look over and verify that i'm muted
    >start speaking to someone irl
    >look over to make sure my icon isn't lighting up
    >keep talking
    >unmute and say something
    >people in voice chat start giggling

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      this but also I have a switch under my desk to turn off my microphones phantom power, problem is that it takes like 4 seconds for it to fully power down

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hear some guy arguing with his mom for 5 minutes
    >he comes back like nothing happened
    >everyone giggles
    >he carries on like nothing happened

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >friends mum came into his room one time to place some washing down or something
      >friend said "brb" and thought he muted his mic but didn't
      >can hear his mom saying "You better not fricking shoot that at me"
      >Hear a nerf gun unleash 5 bullets in <1 second down his mic
      >his mum going ballistic at him
      >him quietly giggling to himself
      >came back and muted himself because he thought he was unmuted
      Actually pissed myself. The fact he did that for his own amusement considering he thought he was muted the entire time is fricking hilarious

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's pretty funny

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hear friend's parents arguing in the background over the mic
      >some awful things are said
      >know them fairly well, never imagined that they argue like this
      >friend is acting like nothing is happening

  38. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that guy that has his smoke alarm beeping every minute

  39. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bring my headset into the bathroom when I shit out my explosive coffee diarrhea shits.

  40. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >people on voice talking and laughing and having a good time
    >say something to try and join in
    >everyone goes silent for a minute

  41. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >push to talk
    >cums loudly

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you

  42. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >buy game
    >dont accept terms of service
    >no refunds goy 😉

  43. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I played a ranked game of League but wanted to jackoff but I forgot to press mute so the game started and I was afk in fountain for 4 minutes while I finished up and t hen said "sry i am late parents needed me" but my friends all knew

  44. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >never use voice
    >buy some cheap Sony earphones for Destiny just for positional audio
    >join a group that actually has raid on farm
    >"okay but seriously who's breathing into their mic"
    >laugh
    >realize it's me and I've been unmuted for hours
    >leave and never play Destiny again

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get it, were you making some embarrassing noises too? You could have just explained the situation to the guys and had a good laugh about it together. Might still be bros playing Destiny to this day.

  45. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >open mic next to computer fans
    >never move mic
    deal /w it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mutes you
      wow that was hard

  46. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >listen to music with my pc speakers
    >get in voice call
    >hard to hear the music with headset on
    >max out the volume while having push to talk disabled so everyone else can enjoy too
    Works on my machine

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >stereomix porn sound

  47. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hear fake troony voice
    >instantly deafen

  48. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    one time i threw up violently on my mic because i drank too much and everyone started making fun of me

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      i have been using a shitty blue singstar microphone for years now. it just lays there on my desk in front of me when i need it. no push to talk. everybody can hear me moving my mouse, the clicks, when i type and even the vibration my dusty cpu fan makes

  49. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    reminds me of dota with the peruvians playing their sombrero music in the background at all times

  50. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >playing lethal company with randos
    >some guy goes to the toilet with his headset still on him
    >we can hear him pissing and farting

  51. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What software or game uses “push to talk”? Every game I’ve ever played with anyone we can just hear each other the whole time in our party. Push to talk sounds like a dream because I cough so much

  52. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >enter game
    >/mute all

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >disable voice communications and reduce all voice receive volume to 0% in the menu before starting the game

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