>put game cartridge in
>game instantly runs
>no day one patches
>no internet connection required at all
>everything fully working and finished with zero bugs
How does Nintendo do it?
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>put game cartridge in. >game instantly runs. >no day one patches. >no internet connection required at all
they make simple games for toddlers
Right, Nintendo needs to make a game where you roll all over the place and swing the heckin big sword
They invented that genre.
also perfect without patches
So perfect even the bugs are ludo
>also perfect without patches
The different print runs of OOT cartridges had different game versions with more bug fixes and changes like removing the sampled chanting from the fire temple theme
Glad we agree the souls series is just a copy of Nintendo. That's a big step for you little man lmao
Fromsoft should develop the next paper mario.
Nintendo won't let it look boring but they're always going to go babymode from now on.
you already got it? dont you guys have jobs?
It's friday evening bro.
I have a job, drink beer now and play this shit.
cursed image..
This Mario fits the super underwhelming new voice acting.
I’m on fall break
I work part time and I get weekends off
Yes, I woke up early, bought it, and played for an hour before work. silly homosexual
I bought it during my first break at my job
I'm off Fridays/Saturdays/Sundays.
you are aware that most people have weekends off right
Because they develop their games for their hardware, they don't take into account any other variable that would be otherwise (and with feasible evidence) a detriment.
Doesn't Sony also develop their own games for their own hardware?
Not anymore since they went full multiplat.
Sony exclusives take at least one year to be announced for PC.
Spiderman 2 actually works straight from the disc, you don't need the day 1 patch. But it's kinda dumb not to get it if you have a connection to the internet.
>Want to play Playstation game
>Huge patch every time
>By the time it downloads, don't really want to play the game anymore
Got sick of this with the PS4.
Wasn't this an "As long as it takes" game?
Sounds like healthy development.
it's practically a mod of all the nu mario slop
How the FRICK do you get online coop to work? Are people just lying about that feature? All I've seen is the stupid race and ghost mode.
it works fine for me
you might be too far ahead since it just came out maybe or your connections makes it difficult to connect with others
Bullshit. I just found out it literally doesn't exist. All there is are the stupid ghosts and people saving you if you die. Rot in hell shill.
>How does Nintendo do it?
They don't rush games so they're released in a certain sale window, plus, I'd bet they're actually doing some heavy beta testing so nothing breaks on day one unlike other companies that barely do that or are so heavily time constrained that they can't fix all the bugs before printing the discs.
It's a baby game that's worse than 2D indie platformers but gets free points because it's Mario
pretty much sums up every Nntendo game past 2010
>put game cartridge in
>game instantly runs
>beat all 48 short easy levels in 4 hours
>realize you wasted 60 dollars
you'll probably re-play it later on for 100% and a mario game comes out like once every 5 years so it's worth it to waste money.
>rush through the game and not savoring it
you’re the type of moron to go to a michellin star restaurant, wolf down the food, and think it isn’t worth it. It’s called nintendo seal of quality for a reason you absolute fricking homosexual
I can smell the fat greasy fingers that typed this post
>nintendo seal of quality
Still believing in seal of quality in current year 2023
lol, lmao even. Did you wake up from a cryo machine made in 1995?
>Paying $60 for a 2 by 2 inch piece of frozen beef with 1 stem of cilantro and a 1 inch drizzle of ketchup
Also fr fr dunno why people rush new games unless the game is so good that they can't drop it.
>t. Pikmin 4
Nintendo doesn’t afraid of anything. They literally don’t give a frick if you have to wait. The game is done when it is done.
If there's one positive to the Switch, it's just being able to pop in and play. I know why most game consoles make you download from the disc before you can play but man it fricking sucks.
>I know why most game consoles make you download from the disc before you can play but man it fricking sucks
what is even the point of consoles anymore
no pop in and play, no split screen, no exclusives, need to pay to play online, WHAT'S THE POINT
lowest common denominator still doesn't know how computers work.
Physical ownership, but even that is waning by the year.
half the games aren't even on the plastic they sell you anymore
It's called basic competence and having pride in your work.
It makes snoys and other certain kinds of gamers seethe to no end that Nintendo puts out consistent, extremely professional, extremely polished products with mature dev teams that know what they're doing, make great sales, and get great reviews, and they do it without breaking an ESRB rating of T.
I think it's a grab bag between spiritual leftists that just despises competence and those who are emotionally repulsed by family-friendly things and innocence in general.
From what I've seen leftists tend not to hate Nintendo for whatever reason. Though I'm sure there's asubset who do. I think the shitposting just comes from salty underage b& and general trolls. We all know that young teens want to be seen as mature and desparately distance themselves from anything they see as childish and shitting on popular things is a great way to get (you)s.
I feel like if you were right we'd see more hate on the wider internet than just Ganker. Maybe I don't waste enough time on shit holes like Xwitter, but I haven't seen that.
Yeah that's why I said "spiritual leftists". It's not any organized push, it's just those who seethe at seeing people do something well that they don't like.
They continue to be the best but Ganker likes to shit on them because le contrarianism
The bar really has gone this low that it's a celebration when a game comes out and isn't a buggy unfinished mess. It's the reason I'll get Nintendo IP games I'm interested in without doing any research at all because I know this shit will be polished. Capcom's also been good at this front lately with their big names.
>am am am I reliving my heckin childhood before I became morbidly obese and riddled with anxiety so I can no longer leave the house and get a job like a normal person! gosh I love Nintendo
>play Nintendo games as a kid
>Have fun
>Grew up, played a lot of different games
>Have kids
>Buy them Nintendo games
>They're still fun
Who hurt you?
I hurt you with my inane jab apparently kek
Cheer up buttercup.
> How does Nintendo do it?
they always have
3D trash, these games should be fully 2D
>How does Nintendo do it?
They actually release complete games and not glorified betas.
For as shit as they are to their fans, they do actually deliver on their games.
For the grownups here playing super mario games, dont you feel embarrassed? Like when your gf or friends hear the bing bing wahoo shit. You must know what theyre thinking.
No. My wife thinks they're cute. It's a lot better than when I was playing DOOM on the big screen and she was continuously repulsed by the gore and up-close violence.
>wife
frick off
sneed
My gf is Rosalina
Also she grew up playing Super Mario Sunshine and the like so they're the types of games she can get enjoy as well. Sometimes I have to help her with a particularly difficult stage.
>grownups
My wife loved watching me play odyssey. Got her to be interested in the switch and I hooked her in with animal crossing.
The new AC was so bad even my wife didn't like it. She had more fun with Odyssey.
My friends play MTG and watch anime. You really think they're gonna laugh at me for playing Mario?
Hmm. I like spirits in Dark Souls but in this game they're a little too distracting, specifically the UI marker with their username and all their sound effects getting played. Guess I'll have to turn it off even though I like the concept.
it’s a 5 hour 2d platformer made in unity that still has the gall to re-use the same baby bowser boss fight 5 times
BotW, TotK, MK8D, 3D World+ Bowser's Fury, Mario Odyssey and Luigi's Mansion 3 off the top of my head all had day 1 patches.
Also it's pretty easy to not require a day one patch for a mechanically simple platformer
Does the game really say 'good' practically every time you do something or hit an enemy? I don't have it yet but that just looks so annoying and overly kiddie-fied from watching trailers.
its Nintendo so of course it will be for ultra smooth brain only.
>DID MARIO SAY "GOOD" AGAIN?!
>TPHPDSHPSTHADTIHSIHTSPAIHT
Now there's a childish response if I've ever seen one
"good" text appears when you pick up a powerup or bonk an enemy. no audio ping with it
no different from the numbers appearing in other mario games.
a flawless game for a flawless audience
How does Nintendo do it?
They will move away from it soon for digital shit
>puts in game cartridge
By being 20 years behind the times.
So back when video games were good?
good is very subjective and broad term for industry that spans several decades.
Get the frick out.
zoom zoom
Ganker is jealous that nintendo still makes quality. haven't played a game with so much soul in ages
If it didn't come with a 4k disk player, I would literally have zero reason to own my PS5. Sincerely wish Sony would pull their heads out of their asses.