Putin wants a "Made in Russia" game console

https://www.iltalehti.fi/digiuutiset/a/61c8b6a4-0212-4e87-8ad5-ec70092ebe3a

>After Sony, Microsoft and Nintendo withdrew their game consoles from Russia after the country attacked Ukraine, President Vladimir Putin has called on his government to investigate the possibility of developing Russian devices in their place.
>The news agency Tass reports on the matter , according to which the mandate given in January must be acted upon by mid-June. Consoles are planned for the market in 2027 at the latest.
>Russia's intentions to accelerate its own game industry were first reported already in the summer of 2022, when global video game companies had announced that they would withdraw from Russia and set restrictions on Russian user accounts.
>According to Tass, manufacturers need to think about not only more traditional living room consoles, but also handheld consoles and the development of an operating system tailored for them and a cloud-based game store.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why is it so important to you to have a thread on the catalog about this at all times

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Blyatstation 5
    >ZBox Series Z
    >Slavtendo Pidorcube
    >Cykadeck

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are they going to buy back Tetris from Nintendo? Wasn't Korobeiniki made by Russia in the first place?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >buy back Tetris from Nintendo

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >buy back

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Z

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't use my wife to shitpost.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    turd worlder ruskies will still only play cs

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      don't forget dota

      US government would ban it just like the chink phones. Something something threat to democracy.

      can you just smuggle it from canada/mexico?

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >steam deck with official rutracker store
    instant success

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ngl console with inbuilt tool to pirate as conveniently as possible would be fat

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Day 1 buy. The assmad and legal lulz alons would be worth supporting it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      US government would ban it just like the chink phones. Something something threat to democracy.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's the most winning economic idea of the last 150 years?
    Autarky, of course

    >what is the best thing in video games
    Game consoles! Artificial exclusion and money waste.

    Pfff

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      are you trying to say something, schizo-sama?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bad ideas go together.

        Also some ghetto 1 country bootleg console sounds incredibly, yet hilariously, lame. Unless it's basically an emulation/theft machine that leeches off other console properties.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Autarky is perfectly fine and work*
      *if you conquered the world before implementing it

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh shit it's soulja boy console 2.0

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >saves his country from consoles
    >tries to introduce them back in

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OI JANNIES
    YOU MISSED A SPOT

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You're laughing. The Stalin 720 is gonna put an end to Nintendo and Sony soon and you're laughing

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did Nintendo remotely block his Switch or something? But in all seriousness, this will just be another way for oligarchs and corrupt officials to steal money. R&D is a very convenient money laundering scheme.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    With what chips?

    Are we unironically going back to the PS2 era?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Interior affairs minister assured all they have surplus

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty sure Putin also wants to win the war, or die before getting Gaddafi'd . good luck with all that.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >russia sees an open market for gamers who don't want gay shit whatsoever
    >same market that's now bigger than hollywood
    the US government can't let this happen. it's in the west's interest to make sure it doesn't happen and so they'll have to push hyper sexual games on everyone

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      russian games are unironically better tgan any western slop. i'm going to preorder the blyatbox.

      Brown hands typed these posts.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      US gubmint has no say in vidya market when most people play asian games or shit like candy crush. kys /misc/Black person

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the US gov has an interest in brainwashing their people in whichever way possible

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          We wouldn't have to brainwash you filthy, stupid goyim if you'd just do what we want you to do. Just saying. We're doing nothing wrong.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the us government is directly impacting the games market and they admit that.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    russian games are unironically better tgan any western slop. i'm going to preorder the blyatbox.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      anything is better than westernslop

      Bad ideas go together.

      Also some ghetto 1 country bootleg console sounds incredibly, yet hilariously, lame. Unless it's basically an emulation/theft machine that leeches off other console properties.

      >Bad ideas go together.
      and those ideas are..?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Name 10.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lisa The Timeless
        Tetris
        Corkscrew Rules

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not 10 and none of these, except Tetris (that owned by Nintendo btw), are russian, but "western slop".

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Corkscrew Rules and Timeless were made by Russians in Russia after gloriously seizing the means of production from Western developers.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Tetris isn't owned by Nintendo

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, you're correct. It's owned instead by The Tetris Company.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But Russia already makes consoles

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >OURBOX Z60
    WILL IT HAVE CONSOLE EXCLUSIVES

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      IT'S SPHERICAL!!

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Name the exclusives Ganker

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Papers Please 2

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      9999 games in 1: II

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fun fact, the CEO and most of the board of Dendy were eventually assassinated by the KGB (strictly, by one of the KGB successor organizations, FAPSI). They supplied all the government computer workstations for the country, so probably had something to do with that.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >that nightmarish, psychopatic, malevolent, vile gaze
        It had to be intentional.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nasvai Simulator 2024
      Project P.E.T.U.H: Prison Rape Simulator
      Churka NTR

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if you're American and west European you have to realize russians and east Europeans are in a controlled crisis twice as great as our right now. they compose the majority of internet shilling right now also. if you have a PC for gaming you have fallen for their propaganda. grifters are lining their pockets from slav oligarchs, who hope they can dismantle our countries from within, but they are just being bamboozled for their cash and assets

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      proof?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I unironically have nothing but being chronically online combined with enough irl experience to realize there is much more hate online than the americas can sustain publicially, online think is extremely rare. obviously foreign LARPers, and really started to pick up around 2014-16 with the ukrainian revolution and trump given a (serious) platform

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it already exists, it's called the cybershell
    🙂

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Russian game developers do not exist
    There are games made by Russians, there are outsourcing companies that hire developers from Russia, there are publishers that work with Russians, but none of them are located in Russia because Russia is fricking terrible for private business if you are not part of Ozero Co. and as soon as anybody receives any miniscule share of success they move their company to Cyprus, or Spain, or Netherlands, or wherever
    And it was like that even before 2014 sanctions, now imagine how bad it got in 2022

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      <<<this anon knows
      if you're a capable man with successful business, your first goal is to gtfo before the sword of damocles nationalizes your head

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Somebody requested one of the previous products of work by the supreme Russian technological genius in the last thread just before it got deleted.

    Here's a bipedal, fully-automated and deadly robot capable of firing a rifle, operating vehicles and making daddy putin proud.
    The project was apparently so successful that there's no news about it after it was shown to putin, it was obviously deemed to dangerous to exist. But if the west keeps pushing Mother Russia with their underhanded bullshit - make no mistake, they will not hesitate to let hordes of these undying troopers ravage the whole continent!
    We can only pray their supreme console leaves at least a tiny bit of the market for other competitors.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So that's why they invaded Ukraine? To conquer the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. and Cossacks IP?

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    PC is the dominant platform in Russia, and that won't change.
    However, a based move would be to make a "pirate" console that would accept roms from another platform and cost a little. But with how corrupt Russia is, I doubt they will make anything worth talking about.
    t. Russian

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick off

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >russian console
    >it's NES again
    >this time looking like PS5 or switch
    great idea

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You see, back in the 1980s, the Famicom was secretly actually created in the USSR, and we called it the игpa box...
    This justifies us taking over Nintendo.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Umm it was called Dendy
      Yup russians were selling just like that a clone console with those 999in1 yellow famicom cartridges that actually had like 20 games on repeat to get the 999 qouta...

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Mario is also on the Dendy
        >therefore not exclusive
        THE SWITCH HAS NO GAMES AHAHAHAHAHA

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Monke wants Russian spyware in every home globally
    ftfy

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What games does Putin play?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Some casual historical grand strategy. He's clearly on the autism spectrum, but too decadent to invest too much time and effort to learning the ins and outs of the game.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Another chink made Soulja boy console, but this time with russian themed stickers?

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    putler is so out of touch with the common man he doesnt know all gamer russians are pcgays

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    there console would just be an offbrand steambox.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The US government failed with their shitbox psyop. Let's see how the Russians do.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sony is practically taken ower by burgers, Nintendo only remains...

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Given the state of xbox, it can't be that hard.

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zeebanan

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    RuskiBox

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's going to be one of those Chinese emulators in a bigger box, they'll be able to play mario and tetris on their CRT TVs in 2025.

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    jej unlike tanks, you can't use washing machine's chips to make consoles.

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lmao this insecure old gay has driven all the best developers from his country by starting constant chimpouts with his neighbors and now he wants to compete in a market that russians dont even spend money in
    assassination cannot come soon enough

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Russia is based as frick
    This thread feels like demoralization
    Frick usa and ukraine

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry Putin is going to launch the console as soon as the three day military operation ends.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hows the wheater in Israel?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off shitskin.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get it. In WW2 the West helped Russia and supplied Russia with weapons and food to help Russia survive. Now that Russia is struggling with Ukraine, the West rather helps Ukraine. Why doesn't Russia have support of the West any more?

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