>Quadrupedal starter
>except that it's mostly depicted as a bipedal even in the games
Why?
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>Quadrupedal starter. >except that it's mostly depicted as a bipedal even in the games
Because him and samurott are the most botched, poorly executed jobmons
"Jobs" were not a theme until Gen 6
>Samurai isn't a job
ok then it started in gen 4 with Empoleon. No, it started in gen 3 with Blaziken.
It started in gen 1 with squirtle. Only morons pretend "jobmon" is bad for the franchise.
https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/EP106
It is when that is the Pokémon's all identity, dumbass. Incineroar running around like a human being playing wrestling with Pidgeys is not the same as a turtle shooting water.
They literally only gave it a samurai inspiration to represent nip culture not "job/class".
They literally gave it fricking swords
They literally gave it spoons
Gen 1 started jobmons
>they gave it a job to represent a culture
God forbid a gator stretch his back.
they just couldn't resist I guess
>Pokémon attacks by singing
>mostly depicted singing (a being upright helps with that)
Why not?
depicted singing
Was that supposed to be some sort of snarky comeback?
Fix your eyes, moron
bruh
Fiery hell gators should be chomping not singing
I like how you're so contrarian that you feel the need to nitpick the best gen 9 starter. No one on God's green earth likes Quaquaval so you pick the only good starter that isn't furbait to b***h about.
>Quaquaval out of nowhere
Why skelecringegays always use the most well executed starter as a scapegoat?
>most well executed starter
post a pic of it
>Handsome Bird in your way
Very good execution of the concept. Too bad the concept is “flamboyant homosexual who goes for coffee with the Sex and the City independent women”
>Very good execution of the concept. Too bad the concept is [HEADCANON]
It's a twerking homosexual duck with an perky upturned ass
>It's a twerking bird with a big butt
Just like a real bird i don't see how you're seeing homosexuals everywhere i suggest a therapist
starter pokemon that came out after the 2D era ended were a huuuuuge mistake
Bipedal starters are more marketable because the current demographics want anthropomorphic furbait.
bc real crocs can do that when they really want to
it's a mystery
I just fapped to typhlosion. He still makes me cum very good.
Could have been a kaiju instead of being Just a crocodile with shit slapped on it
clown design
Looks moronic
>except that it's mostly depicted as a bipedal even in the games
No, it’s quadrupedal 95% of the time in the game if not more.
See
again and tell me with a straight face that's quadrupedal
Honestly it wouldn't surprise me if it was a late change to have it be quadrupedal in its "Default pose" in game in response to realizing certain people were getting really fricking tired of bipedal starters (See people b***hing about how they didn't want "Weedcat" to stand up).
i mean it's not the first time gamefreaks makes last minutes changes to that makes sense
To please the redditors
Skeledirge lost
> mostly
> literally only this image and one card with the exact same pose
Just like your mom, bipedal on the day, quadrupedal on the bed