Queen Galfrey

What was her problem?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Being inferior to a cannibalistic spider cat and a cannibalistic stacy half-elf.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Int debuff from serving The Useless Goddess Iomedai. Once she become herald of ascended Commander, it's get fixed.

      Good story, now, face the wall.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      At least they admit they're cannibals, Galfrey kidnaps orphaned children and turns them into a kind of stem cell gatorade that she drinks in order to keep up the appearance of immortality, and absolutely nothing she says or does will ever redeem her for that. Which is why I always violently murder her once I crawl the frick out of the Worldwound, not even mad that she threw me in there in the first place purely out of jealousy that I was doing a better job fighting the demons than she ever did.With my skeletons doing all the work.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Literally making shit up to make Galfrey look bad
        You don't have to do that, the game does it for you

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I haven't lied once in my post whatsoever, try exhausting all the dialogue random NPCs have available.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Where can you learn about the potion? I missed in the game, I think she said that kingdom buys an expensive potion for her every now and then

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >kidnaps orphaned children and turns them into a kind of stem cell gatorade that she drinks in order to keep up the appearance of immortality,
        No? The church simply spends billions making immortality elixirs to Galfrey, because they believe she's the key to saving the world

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >At least they admit they're cannibals, Galfrey kidnaps orphaned children and turns them into a kind of stem cell gatorade that she drinks in order to keep up the appearance of immortality, and absolutely nothing she says or does will ever redeem her for that. Which is why I always violently murder her once I crawl the frick out of the Worldwound, not even mad that she threw me in there in the first place purely out of jealousy that I was doing a better job fighting the demons than she ever did.With my skeletons doing all the work.
        Her elixir is explicitly made out of mega-expensive flowers

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the sun orchid elixir is an established thing in pathfinder that has nothing to do with killing kids, it's expensive because one master alchemist literally figured out the secret to immortality and then made a personal deal with Pharasma that he would only make a limited amount every so often so she wouldn't fricking smite him to death. If you play as an Alchemist on the tabletop you can also discover immortality as a capstone ability in a similar fashion
        https://aonprd.com/MagicArtifactsDisplay.aspx?ItemName=Sun%20Orchid%20Elixir

        (of course you could also just be a druid and continually Reincarnate yourself since reincarnation is explicitly A-OK and allowed by Pharasma because James Jacobs was terrified of accused of being racist against IRL buddhists and hindus lmao)

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    upset that my aeon was not interested in giving her the dick

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    b***h spent decades being useless only to play second fiddle to you as you wrecked demons.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Old hag

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She's useless and haven't done anything of note in closing the Worldwound. Regill was right to laugh at her

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She got complacent.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I sexed her

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hot

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lawful Incompetent.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jealous old hag

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >this is some anon's waifu
    OH NO NO NO

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can tell she used to be really beautiful. Like those really well preserved bo mummies of Germanic women.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She's a woman

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She knows she is inferior to the succubus.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she was scared of not being the golden child anymore
    you (the MC) are scary, you come out of nowhere and do all that shit in a few months that she couldn't in decades

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She is the secret romance character but everyone prefers the succubus or the half elf serier killer.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wanted to prefer the Succubus but Cam's romance just feels so much better.
      Honestly Arue's problem is that she's basically already pure and you're just there to kick her off the cliff or pat her on the back.
      I needed more of her dangerous side (which sometimes came up) or they needed to work a little harder at making you question if she deserves redemption.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    moronic, actively fired the greatest general she ever had before throwing him into hell just because he had a succubus on his party. Also took away the city wide zone of protection on their frontline city. If you weren't rail-roaded to help the crusade still, it should have been ANOTHER failure.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oh yeah she took away that zone of protection while you were in hell and made a suicide charge towards the demon king dude who one-shot the last city he was in and one-shot a literal dragon. When she's already lost to him 4 times before.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The very same thing she shat on Staunton Vhane for doing, no less.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She went out of her way to lessen Staunton's punishment when everyone else was calling for his blood

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe she was planning to do the same as Stanton but Standon did it first.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Gave Staunton a false hope for redemption
            >All it did was get him bullied nonstop for seven decades which made him so bitter and mad he decided to betray the crusaders
            I swear the only good decision this woman takes in the entire game is making you commander (and even then she still fricks up if you play evil/trickster)

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I still wish you could recruit staunton while he was still alive and actually help him toward redemption, but I understand why they didn't.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He really only would have worked as an Aeon exclusive.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Funny thing is, if it wasn't railroaded, there was a decent chance that attempting to send the MC to Abyss would have backfired and caused it to splinter.
      IRL Crusades ended up backfiring for much less.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >IRL Crusades ended up backfiring for much less
        How so? Were commanders really that important?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You know what happens when you mess with the leader of the army?
          You get the army pissed at you.
          >Emperor Alexios V then attempted to negotiate with the Crusaders for a withdrawal from Byzantine territory without payment, but they refused in order to avenge Alexios IV and receive the money that was promised.In March 1204, the Crusader and Venetian leadership decided on the outright conquest of Constantinople in order to settle debts, and drew up a formal agreement to divide the Byzantine Empire between them.
          >The sack of Constantinople occurred in April 1204 and marked the culmination of the Fourth Crusade. Crusader armies captured, looted, and destroyed parts of Constantinople, then the capital of the Byzantine Empire. After the capture of the city, the Latin Empire (known to the Byzantines as the Frankokratia or the Latin occupation) was established and Baldwin of Flanders was crowned Emperor Baldwin I of Constantinople in the Hagia Sophia.

          >After the city's sacking, most of the Byzantine Empire's territories were divided up among the Crusaders. Byzantine aristocrats also established a number of small independent splinter states—one of them being the Empire of Nicaea, which would eventually recapture Constantinople in 1261 and proclaim the reinstatement of the Empire. However, the restored Empire never managed to reclaim its former territorial or economic strength, and eventually fell to the rising Ottoman Empire in the 1453 Siege of Constantinople.

          >The Byzantine Empire was left much poorer, smaller, and ultimately less able to defend itself against the Seljuk and Ottoman conquests that followed; the actions of the Crusaders thus directly accelerated the collapse of Christendom in the east, and in the long run helped facilitate the later Ottoman conquests of Southeastern Europe.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            nta but come on. The only person competent/powerful enough to push back into the demon's buttholes gets "reassigned" and now "b***h Queen" Galfrey starts leading THE COMMSNDER'S troops? The same troops that rallied under his banner? The same people that answered the call of duty to end the worldwound because finally there might be a chance to stop it? And on top of that she demands to go head first into the now unknown transformed Sarkoris that they have no info on, basically dooming themselves to being exposed to guerrilla warfare all the way to their deaths and torture by demons?
            You must be moronic if you don't grasp this. Apparently the writers didn't grasp it either, which is why Kingmaker is written better than this bullshit.

            I just wanted a quick Crusade history lesson. Thanks

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >In March 1204, the Crusader and Venetian leadership decided on the outright conquest of Constantinople in order to settle debts
            Holy based

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nta but come on. The only person competent/powerful enough to push back into the demon's buttholes gets "reassigned" and now "b***h Queen" Galfrey starts leading THE COMMSNDER'S troops? The same troops that rallied under his banner? The same people that answered the call of duty to end the worldwound because finally there might be a chance to stop it? And on top of that she demands to go head first into the now unknown transformed Sarkoris that they have no info on, basically dooming themselves to being exposed to guerrilla warfare all the way to their deaths and torture by demons?
          You must be moronic if you don't grasp this. Apparently the writers didn't grasp it either, which is why Kingmaker is written better than this bullshit.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Her terrible ideas have exactly the result you'd expect, though. The Crusade suffers heavy losses and nearly loses invaluable artefacts due to her boneheaded march.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That part is nice, but not having at least a portion of the army desert outright seems like an overight. The fifth crusade, first started out of desperation as a last ditch effort to counter the demons gained forces from all over the world as momentum accumulated. Why wouldn't but the most devout (read:moronic) followers of the b***h queen ever march forwards without their patron? After all, Kenabres/Drezdn has been contained and further peril to the neighbouring countries would have been put under control.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I think people probably didn't want to rock the boat too much given how much progress the crusade had made at that point. If you were closer to saving the world from demons than you'd ever been, would you jeopardize it because your commander changed?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The troops were still on a high from claiming Drezen and were overconfident. Many were still more loyal to Galfrey than the KC, but at the end of the day they probably thought they had divine intervention from Iomade to win the war and thought they were invincible.
            And Galfrey was an insecure b***h; no surprise she gave those orders

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Funny thing is, even if you play as the goodest of good while being an Angel and Herald of Iomedae supporting you and suggesting her to rethink, she still does that.
            She literally goes against every logical reason not to just suddenly force you into the Abyss and barely can be convinced to not take away your leadership even with an Angel supporting you.
            She is a moron.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              She sends you to the Abyss to stop the spread of the N crystals which ultimately helps win the war. She might have had ulterior motives for doing it but it wasn't a bad decision.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And if we were stuck in the Abyss for just like a few more days, there would hVe been no war to win.
                I honesrly believe if we didn't jump into the Abyss with all the most powerful in the Crusade and actually thought things out, we would have been way more successful.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, but framing it as a punitive assignment alongside attempting to strip your rank robs it of any good intention. The Hand even calls her out on her pettiness if you've met all the good path conditions.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    made for big lich bone

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Play lawful evil lich
      >Stay true to my word on everything, trying to kill the demons since I just want to sit around doing lich things
      >Roastie destroys my armies after sending me to the abyss, constantly get attacked by my own people, constantly forced to kill people and raise them as undead slaves because THEY WON'T STOP TRYING TO BACKSTAB ME AND WON'T JUST FIGHT THE FRICKING DEMONS
      Lich run was a lot of fun. I don't know how the hell Owlcat went from multiple mythic paths feeling distinct and flavorfully coloring the whole campaign to Rogue Trader where nothing matters

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        for some reason devs just give a frick more in certain games. owlcat has never given it their all like they did in kingmaker

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is one reason I appricated Regill so much. Its actually really fricking refreshing to have a RPG companion whose pragmatic to a fault. Correct me if I'm wrong, but the only Mythic Path he has a legitimate problem with is Demon, for obvious reasons. He'll even work with Azata, which is the complete opposite of his Alignment and will mostly just be annoyed by them.
        Dude was fricking solid and dependable.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Mythic path has nothing to do with it, you just need to avoid doing things he dislikes during his questline
          Which for the record makes no sense if you're playing demon, but that's how it is

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because Wrath was an extremely localized problem of apocalyptic proportions, RT was essentially business as usual for a frontier sector of space and you were pursuing the plot as a matter of pride mostly. There’d technically be nothing wrong with your RT using his stupid fricking money to frick off to some pleasure palace for the rest of his life

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She's just having a perpetual woman moment.
    >fail to save the world multiple times
    >put some nobody loser in charge to see if they can do it
    >they actually can and are doing a better job
    >get butthurt and banish them to the demon realm
    >destroy everything they built and run off to get killed
    >they come back from plowing buttholes across a demon capitol
    >they unfrick everything AGAIN and save the world after killing literal gods
    >still assmad they're better
    One of the most realistic depictions of women ever written.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      best part is she becomes a house wife for the MC after.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >My 200 hedge knight stack gone

    FRICK YOU INCOMPETENT c**t.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She lost my wizard army.
    She somehow manage to get my 300+ stack of Wizards, all of them who knew Firaball, killed.
    How can you lose all those Wizards women?

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Got mogged by the other girls.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She must pay for her crimes.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine feeling her ancient fossilized hymen crack under the pressure of your penis

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to like this game, but I dropped it at the start of chapter 2. The sheer number of mob encounters was to much for me..

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      good call, it was going to get WAY worse later on.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    being best girl

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She watched the new hotness take back more ground in a few months than she'd managed to pull in over a century.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Queen Garfield

    No lasagna I guess?

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Liches be b***hing

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    thats why i like devil path
    >turn sarkosis into satellite client state of Chelax (known debialogists and enslavers)
    >crusades are hyjacked by church of Asmodeus, and contain devils that dont even try to hide fact what they are
    >get announced as devil-saint in Asmedian church, become high ranking devil/duke 2nd most powerful archdevil
    >galfrey shits up because she worst paladin in history and in my head canon lost connection with Iomade due letting crusade and large chuck of country fall under Asmodeus influence.

    I like that you can punish her in lich, aeon, demon paths as well (i know you can just eat her in swarm path, and i didnt completed azata, angel, dragon paths so someone tell me if you can punish her there also)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      congratulations you just listed out 90% of the devil path content.
      i still can't believe they cut the galfrey slave contract. i will never forgive starrok

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Devils in PF are pretty kino I agree. I still prefer "crusade hijack by way of lich", though.
      Sadly OwlBlack folk made Devil the weakest mythic path by far and with the least fun mechanics to boot.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        tbh i played as 10 armiger/10 hellknight Aeon->devil and retained aeon immunities wre cool but devils "attacks count as lawful/evil & immunty to fire" already overlapped too much with hellknights attacks as lawful, immune to fire as long as youre wearing armor and weapom axiomatic/evil/fire burst at will. all other spells as abilities & decrees were fun but i agree, overall it was kinda letdown compared to other mythic paths (mechanical power wise).

        congratulations you just listed out 90% of the devil path content.
        i still can't believe they cut the galfrey slave contract. i will never forgive starrok

        story wise, i enjoyed for what it was and how they portrayed devil. i wish there was "archmage" or something similar path that would be suited for wizard that wishes to master magic but dont become lich/bug/other. (martial story is more suited for martial character, storywise & mechanics wise imo to count as proper archmage)

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Legend path is more suited for martial character*

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Mostly. Legend does allow you to go into mystic theurge and be the master of arcane and divine magic.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              is there a reason go go mystic theurge instead of going 20/20 into a divine and arcane caster?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Honestly, I wouldn't know. I just did it because I could.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I think you can pump up your caster level higher. Going 15 Cleric/15 Wizard/10 MT leaves you at 25 CL in both instead of 20.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You could probably make some sort of powerful spellsword with both arcane & divine spellcasting but ever since Legend got uncapped number of martial attacks I dont think itd be worth it over just going unga bunga with your 200 BAB

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You're still missing on the mythic feats/abilities that help casters a lot

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes + your companions dont get their last few mythic levels as well so cumulatively its a lot to give up

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It is pleasing as a pure Martialtard
            20 Two Handed Fighter/20 anything with mutagen is pretty fun

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No dick in over 50 years

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are there mods for WoTR?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes install this and then pick and choose.
      https://github.com/Pathfinder-WOTR-Modding-Community/ModFinder

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So how did the Demon War last for centuries? I know the main settlements on the human side were guarded by wardstones, but surely humanity didn't simply sit in the cities for decades not fighting, fight? They surely fought the demons, and if so, how long were these campaigns?
    For example, the Commander's (the player character) campaign from the beginning of the game to the end is like 3 years. Would normal campaigns have been longer? shorter? and what would be the win / lose conditioning for a campaign? Retake "x" city? What would be the point when captured territory wouldn't have a wardstone to prevent demons from teleporting to it. Assassinate "x" demon enemy? Did they even know the name of any key demons aside from the demon lords.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >So how did the Demon War last for centuries?
      It didn't, it lasted like a century
      >They surely fought the demons, and if so, how long were these campaigns?
      https://pathfinderwiki.com/wiki/Mendevian_Crusades

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nurah tells you about all the previous crusades if you ask her

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Never tried taste a BBC

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sex with Ember

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Now make a comic where she's smilling through the rape and convinces swarm kc to stop being a murderhobo and turns him into a housewife (male). You know that's more in character for ember.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >smilling through the rape
          She'd already be mindbroken by then. When you meet her on the Swarm path she's crying

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Swarm bro should start Commissioning his Swarm raping the Rogue Trader companions and major NPCs. Make his rape multiversal after achieving godhood.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Do it yourself, homosexual.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Surprised there's no romance mod for her

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because she's a autistic child. You would just be better off modding in your own waifu.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DLC when?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mid to late summer

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna smooch her.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      made to be gutted and left in a dirty basement

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      my CUTE and STRAIGHT serial killer wife!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what do you figure the Imperial Death Cult Assassin is just going to be Lesbian Camellia because Owlcat is desperately going to appease the dykes?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Owlcat has literally never made a single gay/lesbian character with the sole exception of Sosiel who was already gay in the AP, stop looking for things to cry about, the DLC characters are going to be bisexual as they have always been
          Also she's going to be trash either way so it doesn't matter

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Bisexual
            So she's going to be remembered as lesbian Camellia?

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly the mechanics in this game was way too complicated, and on higher difficulties the game basically forces you to minmax, otherwise you ain't doing shit with all the AC and saves the enemies get.
    There's also no reliable online source, and the only guy who makes non-trivial videos for it is some bald russian high from smoking pot.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what's that, anon? you don't like fextralife? owlcat's offical wiki?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It kinda sucks

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >3 years later
        >Still has a bunch of blank pages, or worse yet, "template" pages that don't have any actual information in them and just link to a bunch of other pages that may or may not have the info you're looking for
        >All while having a gorillion fricking elements that need to be filtered out by ublock
        >Including the always-changing twitch embed on the left
        I fricking hate fextralife so much, and I hate the israelite rat frickhead that uses these wikis as his primary revenue source

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's every fextra wiki, it fricking blows ass

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe if they made less templates and just incrementally updated the damn thing, it wouldn't be complete shit

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >3 years later
        >Still has a bunch of blank pages, or worse yet, "template" pages that don't have any actual information in them and just link to a bunch of other pages that may or may not have the info you're looking for
        >All while having a gorillion fricking elements that need to be filtered out by ublock
        >Including the always-changing twitch embed on the left
        I fricking hate fextralife so much, and I hate the israelite rat frickhead that uses these wikis as his primary revenue source

        How did they trick Owlcat into making it their official wiki?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Trying to play a Pathfinder game on the higher difficulties without knowing how to play Pathfinder
      Kinda your own fault, anon.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I swear to god people just try to play at higher difficulties as a way to brag and then b***h and cry when they get wrecked.
        Just finished Kingmaker at normal mode and it was a breeze for the most time. I don’t remember almost no boss after the Troll King which lasted more than a couple rounds. Needed no minmax dipping bullshit even when I raised the difficulty halfway through.
        As a complete noob, it was a very interesting learning process. Now I feel confident about trying Harder modes.
        But if you go by internet discourse, even Normal mode with -2AC on enemies and 80% damage is unforgiving and Armag is unbeatable somehow. People refuse to read rules in an RPG and complain their lovely 2h weapon Guts-copy OC can’t tank 18 attacks every round

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Certainly seemed like it. I played Pathfinder as a TRPG before the games came out, so I knew the system well enough that I could play on Challenging, but the number of dipshits getting filtered by the fricking Spider Cave at launch was comical.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the mechanics in this game was way too complicated
      It's literally just simplified pathfinder. People play this shit against each other calculating shit by hand irl, and you find it too complex in a pc game?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They do but they read whole books before doing that.
        You don’t think most brainlets picking up an RPG after BG3 are prepared for anything other than just putting points in their main stat and hoping every combat turns out okay, do you?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >they read whole books before doing that
          The books are mostly just extra options, the core rulebook has like 95% of the combat rules.
          >You don’t think most brainlets picking up an RPG after BG3 are prepared for anything other than just putting points in their main stat and hoping every combat turns out okay, do you?
          I don't, but why would you calibrate the top difficulties to cater to them? That's what normal is for.
          It's perfectly reasonable to expect a difficulty setting called "unfair" to require munchkinism.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Even Normal with no enemy debuffs (ac, stats, damage) offers a decent difficulty.
            But I still don’t get why people go for harder modes, even higher tuned than “core” rules and expect their wishwashy 9str melee Fighter perform better than shit. I mean, if they’re so dumb they can’t figure out basic rules, they’re dumb enough to complain the hardest available difficulty requires optimization and game knowledge.
            I don’t care much for minmaxxing and abusive dips so I stick to difficulties tuned around normal and core and it’s mostly fine. People also forget there is a custom difficulty option as well.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >I don’t care much for minmaxxing and abusive dips so I stick to difficulties tuned around normal and core and it’s mostly fine.
              Protip: hard and unfair are only hard at the very beginning. You can easily avoid bullshit dips and unimmersive minmaxxing if you just turn the difficulty up once you hit level 5 or thereabout.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the game is a massive flavor fail with its rollercoaster of difficulty God level strength random smilodons trouncing everything, epic random encounters where you're in a canyon with a gibrileth omnigod with 50 AC full attack reach and +50 to initiative that somehow always rolls 20 that outright rapes nenio forcing a reload or just eating res scrolls, that one maximum elder god tier demon noble kineticist that full charges a maximizd empowered projectile at literally anyone and deletes them in some random corner of Alushinyrra, vavakia vanguard.
      Meanwhile the real act bosses are absolute wimps
      >Minagho is the designated instant loss so technically you're the boss of that fight here
      >Nulkineth does fricking nothing and gets eaten by his own ghouls
      >Staunton is a cutscene fight
      >Xantir actually poses a threat when he turns into a bunch of swarms, for 1 or 2 rounds max
      >Hey Darrazand is that a repurposed playful darkne-
      >Baphomet cutscene cheats but dies anyways because Nocticula cheats harder
      >Herald of the Inheritor gets chunked in 1 turn by literally any party composition
      >Deskari's hardest moment in the fight is trying to click on the damn purple crystal because his ass is so fricking large I can't see shit
      >vavakia vanguard
      >Areelu "50% miss chance 90 casts of lvl 9 spells" Vorlesh is barely hanging in there in the final boss worthy tier, and you only have to eat 50% of her HP to trigger some instant defeat dialog because you really are done with this game at this moment and you just want it to end
      The only fun this game's difficulty offers are the "secret" bosses

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The secret bosses are easy too, every single encounter in this game is defined by how well you prebuff, and maybe a dispel magic too

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          sure
          >Mark of justice + 50 creeping doom
          But I'm referring to the flavor of the difficulty, you don't notice enemies getting tougher or smarter, they just pop in to get ground to dust and randomly one or another enemy is more dangerous than the worldwound and then suddenly you're back to grinding demons left and right. Yeah I know, mythic powers power fantasy n shit, but a random demon in a random ambush encounter should not have more AC than literal mythic crystal buttplug wearing superdemons. Or Blackwater. Frick Blackwater. And frick Blackwater again for not giving you the option to control the device to use its nanomachines as a mecha swarm to eat deskari's bugs, that shit would rock so hard.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Frick Blackwater
            was there some special strategy you were supposed to use? I just slammed my head into the brick wall and beat down every enemy and coup de grace'd them because they wouldn't die when their hp reached zero

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Not really. Protection From / Resistance To Element (Electricity), turn off the forcefield, and pummel him into the fricking dirt. Though I've heard a Wand of Dimension Door lets you bypass the forcefield entirely and skip straight to the shitstomping.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Dimension Door
                You can summon shit right next to them, assuming your summoner can take the projectiles.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It does. Only real use for DD in the game that I found.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you what? 3000 hours of playtime and I always ate a fricking sunbeam with guaranteed blind on a bunch of characters before shitstomping the autist.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the wide range of experiences people have in blackwater is because you get to go there early in act 3 but the encounters are balanced around late act 3
                It was one of the last places I went to and I stomped the boss in two turns, the cyborgized mooks gave me more trouble to be honest

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          on harder difficulties greater dispel is mandatory once you get to the midnight fane and beyond
          you can brute force everything else up until playful darkness
          mirror image is such aids

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >because his ass is so fricking large I can't see shit
        kek

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        actually poses a threat when he turns into a bunch of swarms, for 1 or 2 rounds max
        so how do you deal with swarms?
        I had to ember firestorm the shit out of the area

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >so how do you deal with swarms?
          you stay the frick away from them and cast AoE spells. They're incredibly slow and easy to kite. Or just grab a kineticist and watch as swarms become a non-issue.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      higher than core never seemed like fun to me, but if core is too hard or complicated you might be too dumb.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Only Lich and Angel can merge spellbooks
    It's not fair.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Aeon doesn't? I thought that was one of their tricks as well.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        All the other paths that don't merge have ball buster late game spells to compensate (Trick Fate, Abyssal Storm, Zone of Predetermination, Second Breath) but they just come online 40 hours after lich and angel are done one shotting the entire game with their super spells that they get at level fricking 11. There are mods to fix that of course, but that comes with its own problems (stigmatized witch doesn't merge with trickster despite witch merging, Second Breath restores its own spell slot if you merge with azata, Demon becomes a slightly weaker Angel)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All the other paths that don't merge have ball buster late game spells to compensate (Trick Fate, Abyssal Storm, Zone of Predetermination, Second Breath) but they just come online 40 hours after lich and angel are done one shotting the entire game with their super spells that they get at level fricking 11. There are mods to fix that of course, but that comes with its own problems (stigmatized witch doesn't merge with trickster despite witch merging, Second Breath restores its own spell slot if you merge with azata, Demon becomes a slightly weaker Angel)

      Other paths don't really need it.
      Demon Casters can get an insanely high DC on their spells and they can also cast 3 spells per a round.
      Azatas can reroll the DCs on their spells if an enemy beats them (Persistent Magic) and they can also turn their single target spells into AoE spells with Zippy Magic
      Aeon Casters have an insanely high DC on their dispel and they can also force their enemies to roll 11s on their saves, which is actually really fricking good for eliminating rng in battle.
      A Demon Illusionist Wizard or a Hiddeous Laughter + Zippy Magic + Persistent Magic Enchanter may not be as flashy, but it'll still rape every enemy on the battlefield -- bosses included

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Swarms have theoretically infinite DCs due to swarm level increasing spell DCs and they have the highest mental and physical stats in the game. Effectively you get all your party slots x2 spells that you can cast before the demons even get a turn.
        Furthermore, if you really wanted to, you can slap a full melee kit on one clone and use transformation to give them a full martial's attack with a 50 ft melee range.
        Oh and you aren't reliant on a glitch/exploit to do this.

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I missed taking undead Staunton with me when I chased Minnago through hell. Did I miss any goof dialogue between them?

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she's my wife
    my 100+ year old wife

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's so HECKING funny xD
      BAZINGA!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      baphomet exists to be bullied

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Tries to paint himself as the rival to Asmodeus
        >Azzy laughs his diabolical ass off when he hears he got permakilled by a mortal

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >kill Baphomet for good in the secret ending
        >Asmodeus has a good chuckle about it

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What was her problem?
    woman

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she does ask the right questions

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Even on Golarion, the appeal of fluffy tail is undeniable.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Nenio has flat 0 knowledge (planes) even with a three digit intelligence score
      Makes sense given her background

      Even on Golarion, the appeal of fluffy tail is undeniable.

      I ship those two

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It would be an alu-demon, presumably a celestial one instead of a fiendish one

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Written by idiots, for idiots, in a game full of unlikable idiot NPCs.
    But hey, you can autism about your unique dickweaver/unicorn cavalier/anal voreologist/semen alchemist/snowflake build.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >running anal voreologist and semen alchemist when they both give you semen resist and it doesn't stack
      come on anon

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >enemy are prebuffed with permanent duration spells and abilities
    >give myself the same ability with mods
    >game becomes 10x more bearable
    Not interested in metagame save scumming just to clear encounters

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's fair.
      Buffstacking is a pretty lame by-product of pathfinder's mechanics.

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What’s a fun class to play in this game?
    Also is the crusade gameplay supposed to be dogshit because I hate it and just cheated to give me 1000k troops because I hate it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i like the melee warrior types
      magic is so annoying to use
      with melee u just bonk and i think the party lacks a dedicated tank anyways

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cavalier is fun if you like deleting enemies from your hard drive on charges. As for crusade mode, just hire a mage general and blow your enemies the frick up.

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    woman

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tabletop pathfinder
    >The Mantis God is one of the first creatures the gods ever created, designed for the explict purpose of killing demigods
    >is outright immune to being killed by creatures who aren't demigods or stronger
    >has a permanent dispell magic auro with a radius of 360 feet and can create Gates as an move action
    >with a challenge rating of 30, this monster is intended to fight a party of max-level (or near max) PCs
    >46 AC
    vs
    >wrath of the righteous video game
    >random mook
    >you'll fight multiple of these in a typical encounter
    >60 AC lmao

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you could merc that b***h as you are a demigod with mythic power

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        While true, that's not really the point.
        I was pointing out how random unnamed enemies in WoTR are stronger than top-tier threats in the tabletop.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          A PC game inherently has to up the ante because players have little reason to not minmax the frick out of their characters on top of being able to reload if shit goes awry. A DM would probably similarly buff enemies if he was even allowing players to blatantly minmax and a failed encounter could still spell the end of the campaign.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      An easier analogy to get your point across would be the demon lord, Deskaris.
      He has 47 AC and he's an endgame boss in the tabletop campaign. Ingame, 47 AC is the AC of an Owlbear or mid tier bandit...for some strange reason.

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >those minotaur evocators in the second set of midnight isles dungeons that cast two siroccos, cones of cold, waves of ecstasy, or chain lightnings per turn
    I've never been more angry in my life

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me, its the carnivorous crystal packs with a dozen of DC 40 permastun auras to pass and if you kill one they split into two stronger and larger versions because that makes sense.
      >It's a cast web and alt+tab until Lann passes one of the 10 saves per round with a nat 20 and pelts 6000 HP/20DR to death alone episode.
      There's even a nahyndrian superboss of these crystals in the angel path which is somehow easier than the multiple crystal encounters. Jeez I wonder why.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I also thought those were the most bullshit enemies I had yet encountered but then I realized they only have 1 dexterity so any non-mind affecting spell that reduces dex like polar ray, polar midnight, bestow curse, or plaguestorm one shots them

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    colossal skill issue thats what

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing except sucking I guess.
    We can't all have dicks as big as mine.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Her incompetence goes beyond your mary sue main character powers

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She didn't get enough dick in her life.

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what's the pathfinder equivalent of katana kensai

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sword Saint

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick it. I'll reinstall, what's a good class in this again? My go-to is usually rogue but I wanna try cleric. Thank god it's not as cucked as it is in pathfinder 2e
    Also did they fix the reddit kitsune or is she still an annoying c**t?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Also did they fix the reddit kitsune or is she still an annoying c**t?
      She never was, the problem was always you, boy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Also did they fix the reddit kitsune or is she still an annoying c**t?
      I don't know what you expect, do you think they're going to rewrite an entire fricking character? Just tell her annoying ass to frick off the first time you meet her

      She broke your power fantasy, and it hurt you to your very core.
      You will never get over how badly you were hurt by her words.
      You get angry.
      You curse the world every day that you, the all mighty and all powerful super saiyan mega commander, got demoted.
      You will never forgive her for this.
      You will fantasize everyday about killing her for daring to do something other than kiss your feet.

      You are a complete fricking loser.

      The ego hurting one is Iomedae, Galfrey is a fricking moron that outright goes out of her way to frick everything up

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She broke your power fantasy, and it hurt you to your very core.
    You will never get over how badly you were hurt by her words.
    You get angry.
    You curse the world every day that you, the all mighty and all powerful super saiyan mega commander, got demoted.
    You will never forgive her for this.
    You will fantasize everyday about killing her for daring to do something other than kiss your feet.

    You are a complete fricking loser.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >betray the person whose be hard carrying the crusades after hiring them
      >person is understandably fricking upset
      >NOOOOOOOOOO, UR JUST HECKIN FRAGILE
      I took the bait, because this is an impressive level of moronation.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you don't need to fantasize

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You do know that you can kill her, let her get killed, kill her and rise her as undead or just simply make her look like an old gay in game right?
      (Plus you don't get demoted if you are an Angel.)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Be the most successful general the crusade has ever had
      >Do what she couldn't do in decades of trying in a few months
      >She is so salty she sends me off to die
      >Come back and lose my position because I made a drunk guy king of the tavern
      It has nothing to do with power fantasy, it is just that she is clearly written to be unlikable.

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Woman moment
    Even best bro Herald calls her a moron on Angel path and so you nominally are still the commander but still have to hop into the abyss
    in the adventure path since you don't want a main character in a cooperative game it makes more sense since those super demons are fricking people up hard

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Weird question, but after playing Kingmaker I got to ask. Are Naga in Pathfinder always giant snakes with human heads, or are their also "humanoid snake people" type of Naga's? Either way, I think having more non-bipedal companions in these type of games would be cool.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >carry weight affects character movement
      >pick up 9999 tons of garbage
      >out of combat movement slows to a crawl
      >in combat movement is completely unchanged
      >this shit is literally just useless busywork
      >toggle it off
      >difficulty goes from core to custom
      >you can just waste 10 minutes dropping gear on the ground and collect each time you zone transition anyways
      why implement this shit? Who enjoys this shit?

      In D&D Nagas are snakes with human head and are very powerful. the humanoid snake people are usually the yuan-ti, with varying degrees of snek in them. The lamia looking ones are called yuan-ti abominations. I don't know if they're in pathfinder though.

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you don't kill her in act 5 you're moronic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unless you fix her with your big commander wiener.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >sexing a hag

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hard pass

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i like how nersoyan can ask you to be their king when you're the one who kills her

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >i like how nersoyan can ask you to be their king when you're the one who kills her
        is that a dlc thing

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it's a legend thing

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No, you just need to stay in Drezen and not be on an evil path

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She's a dumb spiteful old woman masquerading as a hero jealous of the fact that someone is doing a better job than she is.

    >commander is doing a better job than me and people like him more
    >better send him to go get killed even if it means all my people die to demons

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My WIFE.
    even tho it's hard to justify bringing her if you're playing a good character

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      [...]
      Imagine not going for the cute fighter mutant girl.

      Look, I am someone who really doesn't give a frick about her actions but god damn she is moronic.
      You anons can do better than her.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >You anons can do better than her.
        Oh? Who do you mean?
        >inb4 fricking Camellia

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >but god damn she is moronic
        Pic related. I love that she's dumber than a bag of rocks.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry, anon, I'm weak to evil spider ladies who end up on the side of good. It's just how I'm built.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She is moronic but I can fix her.

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's no way to fix Daeran by just being bros, right? I absolutely have to romance him ?

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    unironically a woman moment, and she even admits that in the end if you let her live

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >are the best girls in their respective game
    >can't romance them
    What the FRICK is wrong with Owlcat??
    Why do they like blue balling their players like that???

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This, but book midget instead.
      Amiri is based, though.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Any creature killed hellfire ray must attempt a Will saving throw; failure means the creature’s soul is damned to Hell as a burst of brimstone appears around its corpse. A nonevil spellcaster attempting to bring the creature back from the dead must attempt a caster level check (DC = 10 + the slain creature’s level) to succeed; failure means the spellcaster cannot try again for 1 day. Evil spellcasters can raise the slain character normally, without requiring a check. A raised character’s soul is no longer automatically consigned to Hell.

      Ember????

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she was lawful the entire time

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >There are no Gods tee hee hee
        >Now excuse me while I damn someone's soul for eternity 🙂
        Maybe Hulrun was onto something burning this crazy b***h.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >There are no Gods
          Try reading slower

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She isn't there no god kind of atheist
          She is the god are as flawed as we are if not more so we shouldn't rely on them and to be honest she is better than any Rahadoum

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Twins Arue Cassia
      Also the grass is always greener, you would be crying about someone else if one of those was a romance option anyway

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ember is a child.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ember
      the frick is wrong with you people. how many people actually want to frick ember?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is this your first day here? Make Ember shorter and make her look more like a child and anons here would want to frick her even more

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >best girl in WotR
      >not pic related
      ????

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Supreme used goods

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Arue's pristine newly purified elysium pussy
          >used

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >purified
            you can't purify it
            it's tainted
            it's over

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Wrong

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >best girl in WotR
        >not the Fulsome Queen
        lol
        lmao

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >best girl in WotR
      >not pic related
      ????

      >best girl in WotR
      >not the Fulsome Queen
      lol
      lmao

      Imagine not going for the cute fighter mutant girl.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wendy is dumb and gross, anon. Still like true love path, though.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I love this slavish based moron like you wouldn't believe.

        My WIFE.
        even tho it's hard to justify bringing her if you're playing a good character

        Isn't there a soft redemption where you can make her neutral? I vaguely remember seeing that somewhere.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Her true love path eases her back a bit. Definitely nowhere close to good, and probably still on the south side of neutral, but it's a positive change.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She's just too stupid and mind broken. You have to hand wave so much just to keep her around. She was worse to me than dealing with Octavia, who is at least pretty.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have the feeling that Argenta is hiding a massive fat ass under that armor. Like photoshop tier Instagram gyatt. I can't really explain why though.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Twins, Camellia, Cassia.

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can't decide between the Queen and the Succubus.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What about the Queen Succubus?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ember can fix her

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Wanting to romance the c**t that tries to get you killed

      What about the Queen Succubus?

      >Wanting to romance the c**t that manipulates you intending to kill you and laughs at you for believing her once you find out the truth

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        see

        She is moronic but I can fix her.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Wanting to romance the c**t that manipulates you intending to kill you and laughs at you for believing her once you find out the truth
        What can I say? Villainesses are hot as frick and I like the aesthetics of her palace/city.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It still strange they didn't give her brother a portraits i know that he doesn't have a official design but still

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He literally does

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What? Noc doesn't manipulate you. She wants you to get rid of her rivals because they are shitbags and I agreed that they were shitbags and dumpstered them.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          An entire section dedicated to you finding out that Nocticula intended to kill you to close the worldwound while you were none the wiser about it and you still say this.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Nocticula intended to kill you to close the worldwound
            Pretty sure her plan was always to sacrifice Areelu for that. If she changes her target to you, that has to be a backup plan and a rushed one because by that point you're too strong for that.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Pretty sure her plan was always to sacrifice Areelu for that
              The opposite she had no idea that Areelu would work too, you think she would waste her time with you if she did? The instant Areelu admits that she can be used to close the worldwound Nocticula immediately tries to capture her, but Areelu runs away

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Succubus. Ever plowed someone so hard that a goddess threw you a bouquet when you finished?

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What class should I play?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Paladin.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Depends, what mythic path are you going?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dunno. I did trickster last time but I was kinda bored with it.
        Is the dragon one fun?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Is the dragon one fun?
          Never played it. I heard it's powerful gameplaywise but weak storywise aside from the ending.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          lmao
          No, it has no content, and what little of it there is fricking sucks.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What's a fun one then?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Do you want to be evil or good?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Either's fine. If I had to make a choice then I'd be good.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Then play angel, the main path

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    uh oh troony getting mad at me

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      1. is the only correct response to that insubordination.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      swarm that walks is pretty weak story wise, but is still one of my favorite mythic paths
      eating all of the morons is very cathartic, and you gain access to the best companions in the game - yourself

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair, when you become real bug smut fetishist, I don't blame them.
      Swarm is objectively stupid, like inviting the Zerg to stop aloen invaders. Or worse since the Swarm lacks the sexy female design.

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Golden Dragon is a meme path but the moment you chose it and shine so bright that even a goddess has to squint was kino.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Being such a paragon of goodness and power that you can actually fix the Worldwound, because you're a goddamn gold dragon and basically Iomedae is fricking stupid
      It's pretty great.

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Some people are just not meant to be leaders. She'd probably be a decent right hand, but not an actual commander.

  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She is either stupid or blind.
    Half the guys she gives you to help and support the Crusade are either traitors or imcompetent.

  69. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What videogame is she from? What the frick are you all talking about?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      READ
      THE
      FRICKING
      THREAD

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Black personCOPE DOT GAME
      Pathfinder Wrath of the Righteous

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wrath of the Righteous, anon.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Black personCOPE DOT GAME
        Pathfinder Wrath of the Righteous

        READ
        THE
        FRICKING
        THREAD

        >incel game
        Not interested. I'm out. Bye losers. Enjoy your shit thread.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ok? i didnt invite you

  70. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >wenduaggays
    Unironically imagine the smell

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Wenduag my beloved
      >I will be home soon
      >Don't bathe

  71. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did Owlcat make Hulrun white?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because he ebil hwhite mane

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's not even evil and he can come back later on and assist you

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >why is the head of the police-equivalent white

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Given that in the adventure model he was both black and a corpse (he died in the initial attack with Terendelev), it's weird that they would make such a blatant change.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was mega based all d*snacucks belong on a pyre

  72. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    About to start an Angel Cavalier run. Any must have / cool mods aside from toybox?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bubble buffs

  73. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What was her problem?
    She needed wiener in her c**t and pussy on her face.

  74. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    After doing angel & azata I think Meph was the hardest boss for me. Huge AC and spell resistance, penetrating fire spells and also that you can face him at around level 17 or 18 even I think.
    How's the other path's bosses? I've heard Nocticula is also hard as hell, and what about the Aeon devil?

  75. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Random encounter in act 1
    >A fricking succubus with a DC 21 dominate and godly dexterity
    >A half fiendish galaxy size centipede with 29 strength and +12 to hit at level fricking three
    >A half fiendish galaxy size centipede with 29 strength and +12 to hit at level fricking three
    >A half fiendish galaxy size centipede with 29 strength and +12 to hit at level fricking three
    >A half fiendish galaxy size centipede with 29 strength and +12 to hit at level fricking three
    TWENTY FRICKING NINE STRENGTH HOW IS DEFENDER'S HEART STILL STANDING WITH THESE MOTHERFRICKERS CRAWLING ALL OVER THE PLACE?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah combat in this game is a meme with the massive stat bloat i got tired of spamming buffs and taking moronic dips so i just play on normal now

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the tavern defense fight
        I was getting shat on so bad that I just had to BoT to give myself all 20s and the enemies all 1s. I could NOT fricking do that after like 6 attempts.

        is last azlanti even fun with the massively moronic stat bloat and luck abuse in the early acts? especially in unfair? This game's "core" is a half-assed attempt to be like the tabletop game.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Last azlanti just sounds stupid as frick in 100+ narrative game just to lose everything in some random fight 60 hours in and now you have to redo the story all over again.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the tavern defense fight
      I was getting shat on so bad that I just had to BoT to give myself all 20s and the enemies all 1s. I could NOT fricking do that after like 6 attempts.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >turn-based takes forever
        >rtwp is a shitshow
        I can do it with no real issue but it's never fun.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >did the tavern fight on turn based once
          >took me over an hour
          >did it again on rtwp
          >took me 5 minutes
          what the frick

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yeah but it's a pain in the dick to manage the alchemists that roll in playing rtwp

  76. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    needing a good dicking and I was more than happy to oblige.

  77. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Game has some of the most satisfying build autism imaginable
    >Nearly every level up feels exciting and fun
    >Lots of weird, unique gear to find and use
    >Tons of party builds that can be made, mythic paths that give very different skills and styles of play, some even give super unique companions and interactions
    >But the game itself is bloated to all hell and back with tons of pointless busywork, traveling, backtracking, tacked on crusade mechanics, and an even more bloated story that completely falls apart after the first act and was written with like two paths in mind and everything else is either a joke or underwritten
    WotR is a game that is so ambitious but also just so flawed. The story sucks so bad, and the writing is not very good either, and that is a major problem in a CRPG where you start going hours and hours and hours without leveling up and you're killing your 10000th demon to get a tiny bit of XP because you just want to level up to feel something.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wait until you realize that every build plays the same and most of the gear is useless (such as all those weapons with one gorillion unique effects that doesn't mean jack shit because the only thing that matters is reach and crit range)

  78. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What was the point of the swarm that walks

  79. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hulrun romance when

  80. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it possibly to play a sort of "fallen hero" type paladin? Think Lorgar from 40k and you'll get the idea.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick is this shit design

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        40k

        pathfinder has an anti-paladin class but it's not included and I don't think anyone bothered to make a CotW mod for path.

        sad

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pathfinder has an anti-paladin class but it's not included and I don't think anyone bothered to make a CotW mod for path.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pathfinder has an anti-paladin class but it's not included and I don't think anyone bothered to make a CotW mod for path.

      They did at least add a "I'm tired of this fricking war" Paladin variant with the last DLC, so there's that.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They should just make spellbook merging universal, with the missing spell tiers of the class drawing from the mythic spellbook.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Is it possibly to play a sort of "fallen hero" type paladin?
      You can go Azata or Aeon -> Devil

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i hate azata, they are chaotic stupid, wanted to kill the damn idiots after they ported me into the lab

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Feels like Angel, Demon, Lich are the only real paths to go.
          Can't speak for Aeon because I never played it.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Lich
            lol no

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              with lich you gotta kill your significant one, also you get turned into a skeleton, would have prefered zombie or keep the greyed version

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I can suspend my belief that the Crusade would accept a Necromancer or justify using the demon's own powers against them.
              I can't see people following an Azata as they are portrayed in this game.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Azata as they are portrayed in this game
                i could, if the azata was winning

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I know Ganker is mindbroken by azata but imagine actually and unironically thinking that it's more logical to follow a literal demon over the standard CG dude

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >over the standard CG dude
                Azata is chaotic stupid, not chaotic good. But I 100% agree with you. No crusader is following a demon commander in a holy war versus demons.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Literally has an entire subpath where you act too chaotic and everything goes wrong and everyone dies because of how moronic you were
                >And another path where you temper yourself and everything goes right
                nah

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >everyone dies because of how moronic you were
                i assuming thats trickster path ?
                >temper yourself and everything goes right
                Legend ?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, azata uses a point system to determine if you get the good or bad outcomes, and the bad one involves being way too chaotic to the point that your soldiers can't even obey the most basic of orders which ends up getting them all killed

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >chaotic stupid, not chaotic good
                they're not. the goal of the azata path is being chaotic good, not chaotic stupid. if you choose to be chaotic stupid you'll get the bad ending

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                One is a Brutal Warlord that could be considered a particularly ugly tiefling, something unfortunately common in thr worldwound.

                The other is running off to have tea and cookies with their dragon and mimic friends while the soldiers are dying on the frontlines.
                Azata is sometimes cool but often not.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >soldiers are dying on the frontlines
                They're also in the front lines. These little chads saved my ass about 3 times.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >particularly ugly tiefling
                The crusaders are aware that you're turning into a demon, that's why they talk shit about you
                >The other is running off to have tea and cookies with their dragon and mimic friends while the soldiers are dying on the frontlines
                Azata walks around doing the exact same quests every mythic path does, with the azata questline being focused on you recruiting people for the "free crusaders" which basically amounts to building an army

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I think the main mythic path that is missing from the game is a nature focused one. Azata is the closest we get to that.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I still don't get why we don't have a magical Archmage path. I don't want to go to the bone zone and become a Lich for magic.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The only notable archimages are the Dead god and the storyteller

  81. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So how much is the commander really themselves once they become a swarm?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You still have your soul but you're no longer human, you're just a mesh of locusts in a humanoid shape until later on.

  82. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sex with Nurah Dendiwhar

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      too cowardly.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        who? owlkek?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, but CRPG devs in general.

          Do it yourself, homosexual.

          Swarm or you complained of running out of Ideas, my suggestion is you move on to Commissioning works of Owlcat's characters in general.
          What did your money finally dry up lol?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She should have been Devil path companion/romance where you give her slave girl corrections.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She needed rape correction so bad but the gays at Owlcat just wouldn't deliver.

  83. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i wanted to romance the spidercat, but gets annoying fast ,doesshe gets a happy ending with MC ? a house in the woods with lots of childrens and handholding ?

    also is worth to replay it ? my first run made a goody-two-shoes aasimar Kineticist with angel path and romanced of course the sucubus

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >doesshe gets a happy ending with MC ?
      she offers you the heads of her enemies
      so yes

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        dont she abandons you in every ending ??

  84. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is their Warhammer game still shit? I pirated on release and it was awful.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wait for the dlc

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bugs are mostly fixed. I pirated the latest version and finished the game twice.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So it is at least playable now, I might try it again.
        At release chapter 4 was literally unplayable.

  85. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She thought she was the best at her job, turns out as per usual, she wasnt.

  86. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I really tried this game after having a blast with Rogue Trader, and ended up uninstalling it after the queen handed me the reign. It's just doesn't click with me I guess. Characters are not particularly likeable, and their portraits are just plain ugly. The only one I like is probably the half lizard half demon guy you met in prologue I intended to TND in the first place. Cool guy. Also Lesbian orc.

  87. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why did she start seething about Arue in the midnight fane? Can't she sense good and evil with her paladin powers?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It wasn't actually about Arue being a succubus, she was just looking for any point to make against you.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because she was jealous

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Got brutally mogged by a succubus with better looks and support from a goddess than hers. that succ also gets to hang around KC and kill demons while you just sit on your throne and listen to konomi blast your ears with politics 24/7. plus Arue has a bigger rack

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        strongest belt buckle in golarion

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It wasn't actually about Arue being a succubus, she was just looking for any point to make against you.

      In her defense, Arue should still ping as Evil to her Paladin powers due to it being part of her creature Template. She's made out of elemental evil, basically.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        in the tabletop she gets stunned for a round at the beginning of combat

  88. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she wants your angelic dick anon

  89. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i wanted to make a female Oread but i couldnt find any good portrait or pic to make one

  90. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    beside the terrible buff stacking requirements, forced mythic path qol picks for duration, and emphasis on bullrushing through encounters on RTwP,
    the fricking shittiest thing in this game are the movement rules
    WHY CANT I MOVE FIVE FEET AND TAKE AN ACTION?
    LET ME FRICKING MOVE OWLCAT
    and
    WHY ARE THE CANTRIPS SO FRICKING BAD

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