>fecesbook somehow realized OP was actually the real Eggman and is inciting people to build robots to kill the chilidog loving hedgehog
YOU'RE TOO SLOW!
imagine refusing to write letters to your relatives in 1750 because "there's still stone and chisel, moron"
Reminds me of this gay coworker from an old job who went on a rant about "the kids texting these days" and if someone wants a real human connection with him, they have to call his cell phone.
>if someone wants a real human connection with him, they have to call his cell phone
This is a good system. Tell people that if they want to talk to you they have to call or see you in person, and then when they don't you realize that having a conversation with you isn't worth even a minor inconvenience to them and you find better friends.
Wow did you really have to call me a 'moron' and 'stupid c**t'? What the frick is wrong with you, I was having a really bad day and then a piss baby like you has to insult me on here. Frick you. No, really. Frick. You.
If "glowies" are real, why are you stupid enough to talk shit to one? They could plant illegal shit on your PC and have you arrested if they're what you say they are.
The secret is that they couldn't That's not how computers work. Besides, the online narrative pushers are rookies straight out of the academy. They couldn't do shit and especially not to some random guy that they could simply disregard by calling him an incel/schizo.
All they would need is the child abuse materials to be present on your HDD when it shows up in court, though they probably wouldn't actually go through the trouble so keep telling those CIA Black folk to frick themselves.
marketplace
basically Hispanic ebay and it works
it's how i got my whole 30 game collection of N64 games, an atomic purple controller, the black controller, a new 3ds xl at only $30 (may have been stolen) and a lot of amiibo at good prices
>be working at facebook >some guy talks about shooting animals >ban him >um, acktually sweetie it's this autistic reference from the 90's, u should know :^)
frick facebook but you're still a gay
>ESL completely misses the point
It's hilarious that quoting children's video games is a bannable offense, no one cares about the person who was banned.
I have to ask; What the frick is the yellow circle part supposed to be for now? They keep adding shit to the gay flag every fricking year, as if a ploy to cash in on the gays making them think they need to update all their clothes and merch with the latest itteration or they're a bigot.
Does anyone else find it weird at the massive shift in userbase for Facebook? I joined in either '05 or '06. I was in high school, which at the time required you to get an invite from another user. It was actually a big deal when our school's fake cop make a profile to see what kids posted because he wasn't in school. Anyway, fast forward 15 years and the general consensus is that only boomers are still using Facebook. People move on from these type of sites and they just die off (Livejournal, Xanga, Myspace, etc), but this is still thriving, just with an entirely different demographic.
Facebook was merely in the right place at the right rime where literal boomers were forced to go online. To this day, they honestly believe the entire interner is just Facebook, Youtube, and MSNBC dat cam.
>get banned on a forum 20 years ago >"welp" >get banned on Facebook in anno domini 2022 >"AAAAAAAAA, NEGURO-SAMA, TASUKETEKUDASAI!"
Remember, it's only a site. It's only as big as you let it be. It may have more users than that forum, but that's the only difference.
>getting banned from 2002 fan forums
How, they had next to no rules
Ganker was only unique in being an inage board and bei g able to say the word Black person
>friend loses virginity >Tells me story >right as he was gonna cum he felt like he had to announce it >"uhh, I'm...gonna blast!" >girl started laughing so hard he fell out and had to regain rhythm
>Sonicgays are fascist now
peak clown world
>Appeal system involves a third party who only select "a small handful" of disputes to even other reviewing
>They get paid to do this
>fecesbook somehow realized OP was actually the real Eggman and is inciting people to build robots to kill the chilidog loving hedgehog
YOU'RE TOO SLOW!
Imagine what it will be like when you quote Eggman in the Metaverse...
"GOTTA BLAST!"
>Being on facebook at all
They did you a favor moron, how stupid can you possibly be?
It's how I talk to my parents and grandmother and see their photo uploads, it's the only tech they understand.
It's always the same fricking excuse from you morons
How do you think people kept in touch with relatives before facebook? Stupid c**t
Because I want my grandmother individually texting me one photo at a time?
Sounds cute
imagine refusing to write letters to your relatives in 1750 because "there's still stone and chisel, moron"
Reminds me of this gay coworker from an old job who went on a rant about "the kids texting these days" and if someone wants a real human connection with him, they have to call his cell phone.
>if someone wants a real human connection with him, they have to call his cell phone
This is a good system. Tell people that if they want to talk to you they have to call or see you in person, and then when they don't you realize that having a conversation with you isn't worth even a minor inconvenience to them and you find better friends.
Wow did you really have to call me a 'moron' and 'stupid c**t'? What the frick is wrong with you, I was having a really bad day and then a piss baby like you has to insult me on here. Frick you. No, really. Frick. You.
lmao
Not him but I still use it because of college normies who don't use anything else.
As a femanon when a guy doesn't have Facebook it gives me the ick, incel energy and I usually avoid them if that's the case
>I'm female blah blah blah
No one cares or asked.
You cared enough it respond
YWNBAW
Nice narrative glowBlack person. I'm sure everyone's rushing to make a Facebook account and let you spy on them right this moment.
If "glowies" are real, why are you stupid enough to talk shit to one? They could plant illegal shit on your PC and have you arrested if they're what you say they are.
The secret is that they couldn't That's not how computers work. Besides, the online narrative pushers are rookies straight out of the academy. They couldn't do shit and especially not to some random guy that they could simply disregard by calling him an incel/schizo.
All they would need is the child abuse materials to be present on your HDD when it shows up in court, though they probably wouldn't actually go through the trouble so keep telling those CIA Black folk to frick themselves.
They are too busy grooming shooters to deal with random gays that make them mad
kys trannoid
ok roastie
No actual woman has ever called herself a femanon, that was our way of acknowledging a dude's gay but not fake.
Excellent bait, 5 replies already
>merely an act
in this case the chance of an actual vegana being here is lower than it being bait
I have a facebook account, but I've been too busy impregnating my wife to bother with it.
As a married man, women with social media aren't worth the ring.
Married anon here. Frick Facebook, no one in my household wants to use it.
If you're married, who would be in your household besides you and your husband?
Just me, my wife and her friend Jamal
marketplace
basically Hispanic ebay and it works
it's how i got my whole 30 game collection of N64 games, an atomic purple controller, the black controller, a new 3ds xl at only $30 (may have been stolen) and a lot of amiibo at good prices
>Facebook
There's your problem, moron.
>be working at facebook
>some guy talks about shooting animals
>ban him
>um, acktually sweetie it's this autistic reference from the 90's, u should know :^)
frick facebook but you're still a gay
>Someone talks about hunting
>Ban him
Yikes, sweaty
they should know they work in tech and you didn't watch fricking satAM?? fricking moron normies need to LEAVE the internet.
no....not another guy who's only friends with his mother and high school friends that muted him because he only posts cringe anime crap banned...
>ESL completely misses the point
It's hilarious that quoting children's video games is a bannable offense, no one cares about the person who was banned.
dont quote childrens games then if you're not a child? probably assumed they were too young for facebook XD
"YA! LET'S BLAST THRU WITH SONIC SPEED!"
"YEAH!" "OH-KAY!"
It's
>OH-KAY! OH-RIGHT!
>shout "GET A LOAD OF PISS" at the top of my lungs in public
>get arrested by the police for disturbing the peace
I was only quoting eggman guys please come on
>bongistani humor
>chuds post hate messages on facebook
>cry on white supremacist forums when they get righfully banned
Touch grass.
You photoshopped it, post the original that says "blast those Black folk"
This thread is proof that men on Ganker still crave female attention.
>Facebook
>phone screenshot
The absolute fricking state of Ganker
Wi Facebook ban me if I use an Oculus and play as Robotnikin VChat? I hear the Quest and Quest 2 listen in on the built in mic.
Login and start using gamer words to see
his name is doctor robotnik, and I banned facebook Y E A R S ago, I haven't used it since the us navy was literally mentioned in their TOS
>I banned facebook
You need to speak English to post here, third worlder.
not a typo, I banned facebook they dont ban me.
and funny cause im fricking english c**t.
Fricking English c**t doesn't make you English, it makes you easy with no standards.
never use arsebook, tell all you friends and relatives to leave it as well
it needs to die off
I think I found your page dude lel
Why do you have gayMAN accounts?
I have to ask; What the frick is the yellow circle part supposed to be for now? They keep adding shit to the gay flag every fricking year, as if a ploy to cash in on the gays making them think they need to update all their clothes and merch with the latest itteration or they're a bigot.
Suck the dicks
Eat the bugs
Buy the flags
Are these 4 flags enough?
the most concerning thing here is the fact you're still using Facebook in 2022
XD
So are we gonna start Eggman Postan on Meta now or what? I don't want to look stupid being the only one.
>there are people here who use Facebook
My fricking sides dude
Does anyone else find it weird at the massive shift in userbase for Facebook? I joined in either '05 or '06. I was in high school, which at the time required you to get an invite from another user. It was actually a big deal when our school's fake cop make a profile to see what kids posted because he wasn't in school. Anyway, fast forward 15 years and the general consensus is that only boomers are still using Facebook. People move on from these type of sites and they just die off (Livejournal, Xanga, Myspace, etc), but this is still thriving, just with an entirely different demographic.
Facebook was merely in the right place at the right rime where literal boomers were forced to go online. To this day, they honestly believe the entire interner is just Facebook, Youtube, and MSNBC dat cam.
I really, really like this post. Can I save it? Where do you keep coming up with these posts?
Dead-Internet-Theory dictates that you will see it again at some point. No need to pursue it.
>Facebook is bad because...it just is !!! okay !??
Meanwhile 90% of you are browsing with chrome lmao
>two things can’t both be evil
Meanwhile some other third thing
shiggy
This is awful, the government should do something about it
We need to pass a law to make ot illegal for Facebook to ban people aaaaaand Meta is now based out of Oceana.
>get banned on a forum 20 years ago
>"welp"
>get banned on Facebook in anno domini 2022
>"AAAAAAAAA, NEGURO-SAMA, TASUKETEKUDASAI!"
Remember, it's only a site. It's only as big as you let it be. It may have more users than that forum, but that's the only difference.
>getting banned from 2002 fan forums
How, they had next to no rules
Ganker was only unique in being an inage board and bei g able to say the word Black person
>friend loses virginity
>Tells me story
>right as he was gonna cum he felt like he had to announce it
>"uhh, I'm...gonna blast!"
>girl started laughing so hard he fell out and had to regain rhythm
>he fell out
and into you right
right
Maybe you should try quoting from this video next time.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/wIJzhbwTxqA