Hilarious to think a Japanese game would have such a pivotal thing hidden with any sort of nuance and not blasted in your face. Nah, you know damn well that everything in the story is explicitly told and any room left for interpretation was completely unintentional. Weeb storytelling is weak and cliched.
This guy gets it. Nips put flashbacks in their shows to remind the viewer of things that happened in the same fricking episode. Worser yet, FF writers don't even understand why Rinoa being Ultimecia would make the story better.
>Rinoa being Ultimecia would make the story better
Only morons think a story with the message "love conquers all" is improved by adding "no it doesn't lol."
What does it add then? Fan theories rarely actually improve stories unless you have a particular autism that thinks you need to win stories by connecting all the secret dots to find what really happened.
But it's made obvious. Laguna and Raine are water names, with Squall fitting the mold. It's not stated where he came from, but we know Raine died in childbirth. He was closer to Ellone than everyone else.
And I don't understand the homos play FF8 "Remastered" with that shitty fanfiction Dissidia squall model. It's literally the same old PC port smeared with dogshit for resale. Even the save files work on both versions.
>Better scaling to high res
worse backgrounds than the first steam port >fast forward
kys >proper button glyphs for gamepads
what in the frick is a button glyph you moron? >one less thing to mod
kys
play the original on duckstation or tranision, leave Ganker, and never come back in your life
Not going to emulate what I can play jacked up to 4k and semi-pretty. Button glyphs are the input symbols. In the original PC version, doing Zell's limit break was always terrible because it'd be like >UP DOWN B1 B12 B3
and you had to figure out what order your gamepad's buttons were in. Remastered shows my Xbox glyphs.
Fast forward is really useful for grinding out level 100 or general running around frickery.
>Not going to emulate what I can play jacked up to 4k and semi-pretty.
become tech literate enough to select - internal resolution - and click something higher than the default you moron. literally all it takes
Game died for me when I realized that aside from accumulating elements from enemies and figuring out the best junctions no one had special actions outside limit breaks and spell casting (which you wouldn't do because you're supposed to accumulate elements).
Not reading that. I honestly like the Rinoa is Ultimecia theory just because it explains where the hell Ultimecia is during the present. The whole "sorceress from the future" thing was honestly just bad writing. The party really should have found out who she is in the present and deal with them without the time compression shit.
She’s supposed to from far in the future, there’s no real indication of exactly how long it is except Rinoa has a line where she says her powers will eventually get passed down to Ultimecia
IIRC she’s trying to save her own life because SeeD was prophesied to kill her since Squall had already done it in the past. Also sorceresses tend to go crazy if they don’t have a knight boyfriend to frick
If you like fun, FF3, FFT, and FF5 are bretty gud.
If you like simple stories with stock characters, FF4 and FF9 are good options.
If you like tryhard edgy stories with boring stock characters, FF6 and 7 are your choices.
If you like batshit fricking moronic stories go with FF8.
If you like good writing go with FFT. I'd argue also FFX.
FFX is fairly polarizing though. The characters are well written but intentionally cringe because the MC is literally an emo jock with daddy issues. He's still well written, but he can be (intentionally) whiny and annoying.
I should write the perfect copypasta for shooting down this moronic theory so I can post it as the first reply whenever one of you asswipes makes this waste of a thread.
I just realized that FF7 and FF8 have something in common:
- the main girl Tifa/Rinoa is in both cases sloppy seconds cuckshit worst girl
- the side girl Yuffie/Selphie is in both cases young prime pussy best girl
You have Quistis and Rinoa swapped. Quistis is the second rate chick that's throwing herself at you while you're trying to bang best girl (Rinoa).
God damnnnn
Looks so sexo in the ending sequence.
>Not going to emulate what I can play jacked up to 4k and semi-pretty.
become tech literate enough to select - internal resolution - and click something higher than the default you moron. literally all it takes
Become tech literate enough to figure out that won't make it look anywhere near as good as that picrel. That's all it takes.
>best girl (Rinoa). >sloppy seconds with a girl who cucked you with your rival is best girl
I suppose you also romanced Tifa in FF7, the girl who cucks you with all the boys in town while you can only watch?
I myself, banged prime pussy (Yuffie and Selphie) in both games
The point still stands: why take sloppy seconds when you can choose prime puss, makes no sense to me
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I'd rather take a girl I don't have to console afterwards and knows how to get her orgasm. I don't ask women about their sexual history. It's especially pointless at my age, because you're not finding a woman In her 30s or 40s who's a virgin (and if you do, it's because there's a reason you don't want to know). I just want to know if I can get some.
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>and if you do, it's because there's a reason you don't want to know
qrd????
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Anonymous
Born with AIDS, has horrible genital deformities, otherwise disgusting, etc.
Are FF8 fanboys the most pitiful lot out of the entire FF fandom? They can't admit their game has a shit story so they latch onto some dumb fan theory.
are you what?
rinoa is used goods
4U
debunked
Rebunked!
Selphie = best girl
Here's your GF, gf! <3
>Loves trains and Moombas, Is ready and willing to destroy both for the mission.
Gardens frick people up
She is an actual crazy person
Hilarious to think a Japanese game would have such a pivotal thing hidden with any sort of nuance and not blasted in your face. Nah, you know damn well that everything in the story is explicitly told and any room left for interpretation was completely unintentional. Weeb storytelling is weak and cliched.
go back to baldurs gate 3 you frickin homosexual, your elf boyfriend is waiting to frick you up the ass again b***h.
Rinoa = Tifa + ass
Hardly. Rinoa only has Tifa's visual concept but Aerith's personality and figure. Nomura's brain is very limited.
This guy gets it. Nips put flashbacks in their shows to remind the viewer of things that happened in the same fricking episode. Worser yet, FF writers don't even understand why Rinoa being Ultimecia would make the story better.
>Rinoa being Ultimecia would make the story better
Only morons think a story with the message "love conquers all" is improved by adding "no it doesn't lol."
>by adding "no it doesn't lol."
If that's what you think it's adding then you're the moron.
What does it add then? Fan theories rarely actually improve stories unless you have a particular autism that thinks you need to win stories by connecting all the secret dots to find what really happened.
The game never even explicitly states that Laguna is Squall's father
But it's made obvious. Laguna and Raine are water names, with Squall fitting the mold. It's not stated where he came from, but we know Raine died in childbirth. He was closer to Ellone than everyone else.
Tifa = Rinoa-breasts = Garnet-height+ass = Yuna+feet
How many math classes did you skip?
newbies don't know about Balamb Garden.
U = moronic
I’m replaying FF8 and Rinoa is based and best girl. I don’t understand the homos who hate her
At this moment, Rinoa (Ultimecia) casts a witches spell on Squall to make him fall in love with her. This goes over most players' heads.
And I don't understand the homos play FF8 "Remastered" with that shitty fanfiction Dissidia squall model. It's literally the same old PC port smeared with dogshit for resale. Even the save files work on both versions.
Better scaling to high res, fast forward, proper button glyphs for gamepads, one less thing to mod (comes with digital music).
>Better scaling to high res
worse backgrounds than the first steam port
>fast forward
kys
>proper button glyphs for gamepads
what in the frick is a button glyph you moron?
>one less thing to mod
kys
play the original on duckstation or tranision, leave Ganker, and never come back in your life
Not going to emulate what I can play jacked up to 4k and semi-pretty. Button glyphs are the input symbols. In the original PC version, doing Zell's limit break was always terrible because it'd be like
>UP DOWN B1 B12 B3
and you had to figure out what order your gamepad's buttons were in. Remastered shows my Xbox glyphs.
Fast forward is really useful for grinding out level 100 or general running around frickery.
What in the AI happened to the lights and the fish fountain in the background?
>Not going to emulate what I can play jacked up to 4k and semi-pretty.
become tech literate enough to select - internal resolution - and click something higher than the default you moron. literally all it takes
I have grown softer on her over the years but young me absolutely despised her.
B^U
Game died for me when I realized that aside from accumulating elements from enemies and figuring out the best junctions no one had special actions outside limit breaks and spell casting (which you wouldn't do because you're supposed to accumulate elements).
>from enemies
So, now that I know you played it wrong, are you willing to swallow your pride like you do toddler wiener and admit you're a homosexual?
"Shall we dance?"
>this triggers the FF8 fanboy
Never seen a theory make as many seethe as this one
FU
ill still be your knight
captcha: 8GOAT8
>Seifer was Ultimecia’s knight
Uh, Squallbros?
S = S
>They're both sorceress' knights.
>They both use gunblades.
QED. Seifer = Squall.
U = R(etard)
Not reading that. I honestly like the Rinoa is Ultimecia theory just because it explains where the hell Ultimecia is during the present. The whole "sorceress from the future" thing was honestly just bad writing. The party really should have found out who she is in the present and deal with them without the time compression shit.
R=U confirmed for only being believed by illiterates
She’s supposed to from far in the future, there’s no real indication of exactly how long it is except Rinoa has a line where she says her powers will eventually get passed down to Ultimecia
ultimecia = sephiroth
A = L
been ages since I played this game, what was ultimecia goal?, she travelled back to the past so she could do what?, what was her motivation?
IIRC she’s trying to save her own life because SeeD was prophesied to kill her since Squall had already done it in the past. Also sorceresses tend to go crazy if they don’t have a knight boyfriend to frick
Never played an FF game. Should I emulate FF6-9 or is there a better option
If you like fun, FF3, FFT, and FF5 are bretty gud.
If you like simple stories with stock characters, FF4 and FF9 are good options.
If you like tryhard edgy stories with boring stock characters, FF6 and 7 are your choices.
If you like batshit fricking moronic stories go with FF8.
If you like good writing go with FFT. I'd argue also FFX.
FFX is fairly polarizing though. The characters are well written but intentionally cringe because the MC is literally an emo jock with daddy issues. He's still well written, but he can be (intentionally) whiny and annoying.
best girl
OP = homosexual
both are correct
>water is wet
anything else captain obvious?
R=A
I should write the perfect copypasta for shooting down this moronic theory so I can post it as the first reply whenever one of you asswipes makes this waste of a thread.
make sure to start it with "I can't understand subjext"
R=U mad bro?
God damnnnn
I just realized that FF7 and FF8 have something in common:
- the main girl Tifa/Rinoa is in both cases sloppy seconds cuckshit worst girl
- the side girl Yuffie/Selphie is in both cases young prime pussy best girl
why is this?
Rinoa is an aerith copy
Well Aerith is also sloppy seconds cuckshit so the point still stands
this post doesn't stand
get mad cuckhomosexual
The point still stands
Rinoa = Aerith
Quistis = Tifa
Selphia = Yuffie
You have Quistis and Rinoa swapped. Quistis is the second rate chick that's throwing herself at you while you're trying to bang best girl (Rinoa).
Looks so sexo in the ending sequence.
Become tech literate enough to figure out that won't make it look anywhere near as good as that picrel. That's all it takes.
>best girl (Rinoa).
>sloppy seconds with a girl who cucked you with your rival is best girl
I suppose you also romanced Tifa in FF7, the girl who cucks you with all the boys in town while you can only watch?
I myself, banged prime pussy (Yuffie and Selphie) in both games
>girl who had sex before you = sloppy seconds
I take it you have no real experience with women.
The point still stands: why take sloppy seconds when you can choose prime puss, makes no sense to me
I'd rather take a girl I don't have to console afterwards and knows how to get her orgasm. I don't ask women about their sexual history. It's especially pointless at my age, because you're not finding a woman In her 30s or 40s who's a virgin (and if you do, it's because there's a reason you don't want to know). I just want to know if I can get some.
>and if you do, it's because there's a reason you don't want to know
qrd????
Born with AIDS, has horrible genital deformities, otherwise disgusting, etc.
>horrible genital deformities
Selphie > Rikku > Yuffie
FEETHOS
Quistis > Ultimecia > Rinoa > Selphie > Edea > Adel
Ultimecia > everyone else
Does anyone know any games where you can marry an evil witch?
>Selphie not first, Rinoa not last
homosexual
Are FF8 fanboys the most pitiful lot out of the entire FF fandom? They can't admit their game has a shit story so they latch onto some dumb fan theory.
FF8 is the GOAT, and R != U.
It's not FF8 fans who latch onto the theory
Is a shit theory with no basis or proof.
b-but the person who didn't even write the story retracted the debunk (but didn't confirm it either)!