Should there be a superior race or should everyone have the same possibilities?
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Should there be a superior race or should everyone have the same possibilities?
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It did get destroyed, back in 2016.
rent free
>i know because i've been here since 2014
Nah, it was earlier than that, back when Nazimod was given the reigns by moot.
Hey, there’s my drow thread. Nice.
There already is a superior race, most RPGs simply fail to adequately capture this innate superiority.
Anyways this is a low-effort thread and you should feel bad OP.
Being beaten by other races doesn't make you superior, you idiot elf.
I mean, does that really change the fact that Elves are superior? It's like saying that ten thousand guys can mob a giant to death. Does that make the ten thousand guys superior to the giant?
Yes, moron.
Humans are just the bigger mary sue race on account of being a race-wide self-insert of ours.
It's funnier if you consider that the inventor of fantasy Elves was a Catholic and losing to the Devil's physical tools is the fastest way to Heaven.
Don't forget they await the end of the world. Everybody who *wasn't* mogged gets thrown into Hell.
who wore it best
If I knew what would become of Cantha, I would've let Shiro win
Qrd?
Cantha in Guild Wars: Factions (2006)
>Asian inspired setting, primarily Chinese themed with some SEA and Japanese elements
>Names are primarily Chinese and Japanese
>Central area is a sprawling city that's just stacks of shacks built upon shacks that dominates the entire coastline (pic related)
>The bottom layers of the city only see light when an earthquake or fire temporarily opens a rift in the slumstack
>Many questlines revolve around impenetrable confucian bureaucracy trying to deal with the rampant poverty, warring street gangs, and monsters thriving in the vast sewer system
>There's two major regions outside of the city ruled by two opposing factions (players can join on with one or the other): the gothic Kurzicks who live in a vast petrified forest and the pirate Luxons who live on an inland sea that was frozen into solid jade
>Dominant race is humans who have a history of conflict with the Tengu (eagle-men) who've been largely driven out
cont...
Cantha in Guild Wars 2: End of Dragons (2022)
>Fast forward a couple centuries
>The city is now a dazzling magitech metropolis that's more advanced than anywhere else in the setting despite centuries of isolation
>Everything is powered by Jadetech™ which runs off glowing magically infused jade (meanwhile other human societies have only developed firearms and some steampunk machinery)
>For some reason everything now has Korean names and Korean fashion, the Chinese/Japanese/SEA influences are now secondary
>Kurzicks and Luxons are now irrelevant ethnic minorities
>Developers couldn't pick a lane on whether the city is an egalitarian paradise or socially stratified with undercurrents of xenophobia, even in their own commentaries
>Humans and Tengu (for some reason now a much more numerous and varied race of many different kinds of bird-men) are now semi-integrated
Basically, a lot of the setting's core aesthetic got discarded in order to chase some magitech Korea idyll.
I hate everything you just said
Frick
And worst of all: No Ritualist class for players.
Seriously whoever thought of Bellydancing spirit summoners was COOKING for GW1. I've never seen anything like it, and i have never seen it's like since.
>Seriously whoever thought of Bellydancing spirit summoners was COOKING for GW1
Nobody tell this guy about FFX-2
The Tengu thing makes sense though, it clearly looked like they were trying to build to it since GW1. The bigger thing is they never became playable.
Renewed tensions with the Tengu was an entire plot point in Winds of Change. The lore between games was that the next Canthan emperor ended up ramping up the hostility towards the Tengu. Basically all of them ditched Cantha and established the Dominion of Winds in Kryta. The hostility they'd experienced was why the Dominion was ultra-isolationist, literally a whole chunk of the map totally walled off. They'd even shoot at you if you got too close to the walls when Lion's Arch was being attacked.
But then End of Dragons rolls around and it turns out loads of Tengu stayed behind and have made amends with the humans and everyone's happy. And also there's suddenly a bunch of weird varieties of them like crane Tengu or the abomination in pic related.
Dammit, I miss Guild Wars (the best one).
Friendly reminder that redditors abhor the elf and must commit subversion whenever they hear the word.
In one of my better sessions the elves were crusaders.
>Friendly reminder that redditors abhor the elf
Elf hate has been a thing long before you found this board in 2018, newbie.
Reddit: the character
Redditors didn't know who this character was until they started posting our memes over there. You are so obviously new it's hilarious.
Elf hate was much more subdued, newbielet.
No, no it wasn't.
Being stupid enough to take elf hate seriously? That's new.
>Elf hate was much more subdued, newbielet.
Why do you delusional zoomtroons pretend like you know about shit that you clearly never witnessed yourself?
I posted the wrong screenshot. Most fa/tg/uys would immediately recognize Grundhel, regardless.
Are you so new to not know the rule "If it's become popular with Reddit we drop it"?
Associating elf hate with a mentally ill outcast is my best way to keep 'that guy' out.
>Are you so new to not know the rule "If it's become popular with Reddit we drop it"?
Not a real thing, my eternal summerfriend. This board still obsesses over 40k, MtG, etc. which are popular on Reddit and have been for ages.
Gaylves trying their hardest to fit in will never cease to amuse me
Ahh, I thought I smelled newbie tourist. /tg/ does what /tg/ likes; irrespective of the haters and constant contrarians.
>tourist
I knew it. A redditor.
I may be a new convert from Judaism to Christianity and don't know a lot but the two images are the epitome of pride-as-lack-of-grace in the recent explanation of the Seven deadly sins I've read a short while ago.
Yes. Dwarfs tend to be prideful, wrathful, stubborn, and gluttonous.
Their flaws are why they attract people.
>dwarves
>attract people
pick one
That picture is about the only one that looked somewhat decent in elves and it still lacked compared to 2e concepts.
The remake was still shitty even in graphic design.
>not posting any of the barefoot waifus from that game
shiggy diggy
>superior
At what?
The question should be with everyone walking around looking so sexy why there are distinct races left at all.
>Should there be a superior race
Frick you and your mary sue "superior" race.
>mary sue discourse has literally always just been culture wars idpol homosexuals invading nerd spaces
Who would have thought.
The invaders in nerd spaces aren't the culture war faction this site likes to claim, though.
>the English
Technologically, yes. But for your reasoning the bongs are a race apart than europeans.
Neanderthals? Pft. Even if you think them as a "separate race" you could say they were more adapted but you dont see one around today.
There goes "historically accurate" out the window.
there should be superior races but even the lesser races have extraordinary members, which PCs should be one of, and their being underestimated can often be to their situational advantage
>Should there be a superior race
In the strictest sense of the word, no.
>should everyone have the same possibilities?
Absolutely no.
You paint a completely false dichotomy.
Idk man. It depends on the fantasy the games trying to capture, the tone of the setting, the themes in the story, and the preferences of the author when making those things. Almost any and all of the possibilities can be done well and there is no "right way" to do it because this question is completely subjective and dependent on a bunch of factors.
Shit question, and absolutely no input from you OP. I hope you find God before you die, cause at this rate he's going to send you to hell for the sin of Sloth for making this shit thread.
why are there no half-gnomes, half-dwarf and half...halflings?
humans would absolutely rape them just like they rape orcs and elfs
Half dwarves are mentioned in one 2nd edition expansion, called Dwarves Deep, and are not any mechanically different from normal dwarves.
>elves taller than human
nah
then how do Athasian Mul's exist?
Simple, they can't
and half dwarves got retcon'd out of existence come 3.5
Half-dwarves were canon in 2e, but were just lanky dwarves. I'd imagine gnomes and halflings lack the proper size of equipment to impregnate human females, and getting impregnated by a human male results in a stillbirth or death of the mother. There isn't really a size difference between humans and dwarves, just a height difference, and humans aren't that much bigger than elves.
Think of it like dogs. Great Dane-Chihuahua mixbreeds are nearly or completely non-existent.
I don't know if half-gnomes are possible but I'd be willing to try.
>half...halflings?
Those would obviously be quarterlings.
>why... no... half-dwarf
In Dark Sun, a Mul is an incredibly tough crossbreed of a female human and male dwarf. They retain the stature, agility, and mental flexibility of humankind, coupled with the physical resilience and endurance of their dwarven heritage — a rare combination of qualities that makes muls more than a simple blend of the two races. Because they are strong, tough, quick, and blessed with fantastic endurance, muls are high prized as slaves. In fact, most muls are born into slavery, products of the slave pits — owners recognize the muls' assets as gladiators and laborers, and so order the births of as many muls as can be managed within the ranks of their slaves. Muls are born sterile — they cannot perpetuate their kind.
They are gaped to death from even the smallest of the bhc. Healing magic doesnt work because its like a save or die after the brutal lay. Res magic removes the cum from their shattered womb.
Someone tried pouring cum into their holes but their cervix is to tight that sperm cant get in unless the tighy ring of midget meat is crushed open via copulation.
The technology to invent ways to inject cum safely does not exist yet, but by then human on midget sex is so associated with death that very few try it, and those that do always kill the midget by other means.
Yeah... its super hot. It sounds like dropping a golf ball into a bowl of soup while ripping a fistful of pages off a phobebook while the midget shrieks.
yes, but only if they are chakats to troll the IRL race supremacists
Would
Chakats are cool but my stakahc race is superior.
A stakahc is like an 8 foot tall catgirl but with penises instead of nipples and a second pussy at the tip of the tail. They have 3000 iq, live 300 years, can shoot lasers from their eyes and their farts can cure any illness, heal wounds and regenerate missing limbs and organs. They are also as strong as 10 space marines, can sense everything within a 100 mile radius and can cut diamond with their claws. They are gentle and friendly and say hi by fricking your mouth with one of their nipple dicks while the tail pussy wraps around your wiener and drains your balls. They then put you in their sex harem, which will often include thousands of animals, plants, fungi, airplanes, washing machines and whatever else you can think of. Their pronouns are xe / xir though “your highness” and “our deity” are used more often in practice
Overall stakahc are much cooler and better than chakats
In a home-brew i am fricking around with I have already created a race that is 100% superior to all other races for melee combat and significantly better at combat in general and one that is the same but for assassinations.
I cheat of-course, since my home-brew implements race-as-class.
If there is a superior race, you shouldn't get stat benefits if you pick it. Rather, you should only be able to pick it if you rolled certain stats.
This is the best way to do races. Prove me wrong.
where is the catgirls?
in the middle
>short like dwarf
>martial culture like human
>skinny and pointy eared like elf
They're elves
nice slop bro
Thank you
Yeah
Did you really think this shit looked good enough to be posted?
what tags did you use for this? i love the textbook design
Highly detailed watercolor concept art, sketches, book page, scientific drawings, larger central colored image of [creature description], text at top of page reading "Creature Name", bookmark, Monster Manual
I would switch the positions of halflings and dwarves.
>gnomes
Anything that includes gnomes is wrong by default.
Look who's got gnomed
Based
F U C K G N O M E S
kys
Not bad.
yeah,
>elf + dwarf = beard
>human + dwarf = no beard
>human + dwarf = smaller than elf + dwarf
its surprisingly good though
>white man at the center
It has gnomes. You're wrong.
why does dwarves with humans make something even smaller than either?
halflings are the weak link in this venn diagram
halflings should probably come from half elves and gnomes
Nope that’s trash
Orcs instead of half-elves. The concept of half-humans is fricking stupid and undermines the entire point of races.
I think superiority depends on the circumstances
like Drow are the superior race in the underdark, but above ground they're useless
Look at the Hobbit and the Elf. Do they look like they could possibly have the same possibilities?
Every race should have its own limitations and proficiencies, otherwise there's literally no point to having them considering how often actual cultural differences are dropped (and even if they are included, just make them humans with a different culture, then). They should vary in their individual manifestation, but ultimately should be a guiding principles. You know, shit like:
>orcs have 1d8+4 strength
>dwarves have 1d4+4 strength
In that example straight from my ass, both have a minimum of 5 strength, but the orc could be up to 12, and the dwarf only up to 8, so if you're assuming on average strengths of their race, the orcs will be stronger than the dwarf, even if it also means that the weakest orcs at 5 will be weaker than the strongest dwarf at 8 and equal to the weakest dwarf at 5.
Outside of stats, there should be races who are better at naturally better at swimming than others, better at climbing, better at flying, better at digging, better at tracking, better at seeing in the dark, etc. And you can do it by a spectrum again if you like:
>mermaids 1 on 1d20 average swimming, >1 good swimming, >5 excellent swimming, >10 best swimming
>humans ≤5 can't swim, >5 poor swimming, >10 average swimming, >15 good swimming
So a moronic mermaid with only a 1 is like a normal human with their ability to swim (think the mermaids in Splash, they never swam well), but most of them are going to swim better than that, with the vast majority being better than a human, but the best humans are still as good as below average mermaids, but can never be as good as the above average ones.
No snowflake, politically correct, lefty bullshit will change my mind.
half-orcs from emetic abominations stemming from rape, have become human bodybuilders with pointy ears and some facial feral primitive features....
the human should be male with the physique fo the half-orc and the half-orc is not to be a PC race. The human female will be on her knees by the human female.
frick gnomes, no pc race for this joke as well.
Different races have variance to physiology and thus have different attribute allocations
if there were a race that just had a +2 bonus to every attribute and a +5 to every skill it would be boring and only minmax wienersuckers would play them
Inspired by actual myhtologies it should be like this
>elf and dwarves (the gods, predate humans and created them at first for servitude purposes then decided to elevate them gifting them civilization and knowledge and guiding them like a shepherd would with his sheeps or pets)
>half elf: the gibborim, the heroes of old, the mixed blood that are both a boon and a pain in the ass for the gods or the humans, founders of important bloodlines)
>humans (made in image and semblance to the gods)
>anything else
Superior at what?
Are you asking if they should all be worth the same number of points, there are some advantages to that in terms of modularity, but it's not necessary.
If one player wants to play as a dragon or an angel that's simply better than a human, give them fewer discretionary points for skills and whatnot. If that's still not enough to even them out, then the difference I'd big enough you may want to reserve them for high powered campaigns. If it's close though, you could give them an xp debt to pay off and a slowed gain of xp while they do.
The idea of a superior race is moronic in any setting, unless it's some made-in-a-lab shit reserved for a boss monster or the main character. Racial traits are a sign of adaptation, and nothing is ever going to be naturally suited to be the best at everything (unless you're a teenager writing anime fanfiction).
Being part of a game, every option, be it class, ability, skill, gear, whatever, EVERY OPTION, should be viable and distinct in some way.
There shouldn't be a "best", but rather, each one should be the best choice for a given niche.
>There shouldn't be a "best", but rather, each one should be the best choice for a given niche
Oh look, another gnome wizard
And a half orc barbarian
Depends on the system. If the game is more about role playing and internal party balance isn't a big deal, then fine, I don't care. If the game is more about the game, then there should not be any superior race.
Inb4 'balance is a spook'. Shut the frick up, moron. Ignorance, laziness and an inability to do math is not something you should take pride in.
Hybrid gigantism is the reason why Nephilim were so huge and their existence was the reason why God flooded the Earth.
Ideally, PCs options should be balanced.
This doesn't mean fantasy races have to be equivalent though, you may have a game where you can chose to play a human hero or a random elf as a starting choice for example.
While the cooperative nature of RPGs make balancing issues less pressing than in competitive games, there is no point in having trap options and nobody want to feel like a fifth wheel.
I have never understood the appeal of midget races.
Dwarves might have their rune/smithy aesthetic, but that could easily be applied to a taller race.
All will bow down to Nascar.
How do you choose and design races for your settings, especially if you want to make them more unique? Because I’m trying to do that for my setting and I’m stumped. I know that I want Elves, maybe of a couple varieties, Dwarves, and of course Humans, but other than those I’ve got choice paralysis, especially regarding if I should just stick with common ones or make my own. Also, my thoughts would be that the elves came first, but whatever caused them to split into subraces also caused some to lose part of their powerful magic and long lifespan and develop in other ways, like becoming physically stronger, and giving rise to the other races, with the help of some mystical mutations along the line.
Stick with the basics and keep your freakshit races in the peripherals.
You want your alt-races to be cool so keep them rare, don't throw every single race into one metropolis.
Also make sure to create racial conflicts. Not muh dwarves don't like elves shit. I'm talking the dwarves want to genocide the bug people or the crabmen want to drive the merfolk from Atlantis.
>Elves, maybe of a couple varieties
Overdone and bland.
Europeans' inability to understand what a drow is honestly makes them really creative and you should check out their games.
It's my honest belief that anyone that calls elves "bland" needs to read more about various settings, that aren't dumb isekai.
How can you say that when dwarves exist.
Easy, exceptions prove the rule. The vast majority of all fantasy race depictions kowtow to basic b***h shit.
>exceptions prove the rule.
That doesn't mean what you think it means. If it did, refutation by counterexample (a fundamental logical tool) would be literally impossible.
When I DMed a long 4e campaign, I required half the party to be humans. My players hated it, but I kind of wish I kept doing that in future campaigns.
The left elf is so cute
I make them so rare that only one might be spotted the entire campaign.
I think yes but it should be ballence with hard penalty
If i want to play as an old dragon i should but in crampt places like as small dongeon where i cant fit in most small building.
A race that is basically a social marie sue, give them a race or civ that wants to kill them on sight and as only their only life goal to frick you over no matter what so you are force to be semi nomadic
A better at everything race with an incredible short life spend that will actually matter in game so you have race agaist the clock
A flying race with no weakness and good at everything but must have their own race specific equipment because of their weird shape so now almost all loot is worthless to you outside of buisness so now you have to find specializes merchants that can give you new equipment making them a priority.
Limitations can be awesome if you are rewarded to find ways to subvert it
If one race is so “superior” to the others, what’s stopping them from quickly dominating the other races? Heck, if the races were made by gods, why would they make any other race if they made a race that’s so much better than the others, it’s like someone buying and keep an old beat up computer alongside their top of the line and brand new one.
>If one race is so “superior” to the others, what’s stopping them from quickly dominating the other races
Just because one race is superior doesn't mean they have infinite resources to subjugate EVERYONE. Maybe they don't even have the desire to do so or something is hold their numbers back. Like elves having insanely long life but extremely low birth rates.
>why would they make any other race if they made a race that’s so much better than the others
Easy
Different gods created or assisted each of the races.
Okay, but why wouldn’t the other gods stop the one who tried to make a race more powerful than any of the others then?
>Okay, but why wouldn’t the other gods stop the one who tried to make a race more powerful than any of the others then
Maybe the gods can't interfere directly with each other or their power is limited. Also a good excuse for why they need champions to carry out their work.
You need conflict or else your shit is going to be bland.
Superiority includes magnanimity. You're thinking of Turks, the losers of history whose only historical accomplishment is genocide and they aren't even the best at it.
If gods are involved then it doesn't really matter how much better one race is over another. Like halflings could be the shittiest race in the entire setting, but if their god is more active in keeping them around, they could be kicking everyone's ass.
Same reason in real life. Trickery, deceit, and pity.
Frick no they shouldn't be equal.
Build points should be allotted to getting a good race or be cashed back for picking a shitty race. If you want to create characters of equal power/capabilities.
I like making half elves consider themselves the "Superior" race based on their human view of the world and ambition, and their elven improvements to their longevity and innate abilities. They feel the elven culture and way of observing how to live their lives as deeply wasteful, unambitious, and wasting their potential, while they feel pity for humans for having the right spirit, but a body that can't deliver them to the end of their great plans.
They often have some reason for disdain against most other races, but they keep elves in cages to be bred by humans and dogs to create the superior race.
Some races are simply better.
My coomer brain wants to frick exactly two of these depictions, and I'll not specify which.
It's okay for some races to be better than others. Too much balance is a killer in its own way that makes everything seem bland. Generally the weaker should have something unique going for them so not everyone defaults to the strongest choices.
Having one race be strictly better than another race is boring. Having individuals from one race be strictly better than individuals from another race still reeks of power fantasies imo, so I don’t like it.
Ideally, when it comes to intelligent races, you have races which have different intellectual advantages (e.g. working memory, long-term memory, visual processing, auditory processing, etc) and do whatever you want with physical strength and other non-intellectual attributes.
Also, technological advancement shouldn’t be tied too much to innate intellectual capacity. For example, humans of the same intellectual capacity have lived in many different eras of technological advancement
Where is this art from? Looks like early to mid Pathfinder?
OP races suck mechanically as they invalidate playing any other race and make the experience less fun in general. Ideally every race should have its own strengths and weaknesses to make them all fun and “fair” to play
Lizardmen should be always superior, and other races serve them as lower beings.
There is a superior race, and they’re called Giants
if this is dnd (considering the races present), why are the elf and half-elf so tall? they should be shorter than the human.
because most people will just ignore the height "requirements" and over the different editions it's always been a back and-forth whether elves are all manlets or if they're generally the same size as humans
they also shouldn't be cloud and sephiroth but the artist took some liberties
heights are a range anyway
D&D has flipflopped on whether elves are shorter than humans or tall like tolkien elves depending on how litigious the tolkien estate is feeling tha decade.
>D&D has flipflopped on whether elves are shorter than humans or tall like tolkien elves depending on how litigious the tolkien estate is feeling tha decade.
Maybe in some supplemental settings, but in the actual rules, I think they've always been shorter. Pathfinder has taller elves, I think (and maybe that's what the picture is for), but Pathfinder isn't actual D&D.
Probably Warcraft influence, where elves were taller than men on account of actually being trolls.
Even in Warcraft, the high elves and blood elves are shorter than humans.
Really? I thought that the elves were tall and thin in those games.
Night Elves and Nightborne are, all the others shorter/even with humans
From a design perspective I would argue usually yes and it should be humans. Humans should have a small edge over the other races to encourage people to play them and avoid garbage snowflake parties that plague modern D&D.
Humans are the most important race. Most settings have humans as the dominant race. Humans are also the lens through which other races become special. An elf living 1,000 years or a dwarf's stout toughness is just normal if everyone is an elf. You want the party to have at least one human in it, possible multiple humans.
Without the human base the other races in the game become rubber-forehead aliens.
small races would naturally be the highest ranked races. service industries are more advanced than manufacturing which are more advanced than agricultural
now pixies dont need much food, a city of a million could feed itself with a few acres. their manufacturing would also have been focused on delicate, high cost stuff like clocks. which means that the two early stages of economical development wouldve been largely skipped for services. a pixie is as smart as any taller race but needs less resources and less space so theyre extremely competitive for anything that doesnt need brute strength
in modern times this would be shit like programmers, lawyers, architects and so on
Wrong thread, 40ktard.
Sorry, I had a 40k thread opened right next to this in my tab bar. I blame
for the confusion.
>Should there be a superior race
Yes, but purely to be used as a great and terrible foe to be conquered and destroyed.
Is OP pic specifically from Pathfinder? Tall elves, colorful gnomes, I'm like 98% sure it is.
If it is its from a third party setting book as it doesn't match the art style of the main line stuff.
Either way I want to frick the gnome
They're all in their underwear and for some reason I can't help but think only the gnome looks like a stripper
>It must be the miniskirt
100% the skirt
also nice digits king
It is cool to have races that have superior qualities, but they also should have some kind of racial weaknesses or follies to somewhat hold them back to prevent the setting from being solved.
In every fantasy setting Elves are the de facto main characters and primary race
I have nothing to contribute, just wanted to say I would frick the hell out of that gnome. Thank you.
I want to FRICK the dwarf!
In my setting there is no humans or humanoid races
What do you have instead then?
Horses both real and fantasy (Unicorns, Bicorns, Pegasus, etc)
Bovids like Cows and Goats too
superior at what? in my setting, some races are naturally smarter, others are physically better than the rest, some have very long lifespans others live as much as 50 years and some others never die
Thoughts on anteater people? While normally I don't like beastfolk I was thinking of non-standard possibilities for a dark elf slave race and something about anteaters I guess just suitable for it
give them a short burrow speed and you'd have to figure out how they're fed since they need to eat a lot of bugs
Make some kind of acidic rock-eating termite that causes problems for drow, then have acid-resistant anteater people as the natural predators of the rock termites. I think it would be better if they were blind and hairless and native to the underdark but you could take it in a lot of different directions.
I think the concept of races in fantasy settings is cringe but vital for space/sci-fi settings
Even the most famous examples like the Hyborian Age on Conan stories or ASOIAF know that the main conflicts should be entirely human and make other sentient life forms either non existent or so rare 98% of humanity would never come across even a single specimen of a non human race in their lifes
On the other hand, say what you will about the quality of Dune or Starfield but the lack of other intelligent life forms makes the universe feel boring and stagnated unlike Star Wars or 40k
(Again, all of them are the most mainstream examples, not necesarily "good")
I disagree but I see your opinion and I think I get it, mostly.
Wrong you fricking Black person
>Hyborian Age on Conan stories or ASOIAF
Rancid fricking taste. Go read Tolkien and learn how fricking moronic the verbal diarrhea you just posted is. Then have a nice day publicly for penitence.
Reminder for everyone else that THESE are the """people""" ruining YOUR hobby
Lotr is legit kinda shit compared to Conan
Conan was written by a mentally ill homosexual who didnt have the mental fortitude to not blow his own brains out when his mommy died. You should follow in his example and deepthroat a shotgun.
Vampire goblins trick humans into thinking that orcs and gnolls are their equals, so as to gradually replace the humans with the other races and halfbreeds, allowing the goblins to eventually rule the planet with no competition.
If you say anything but human you're a misanthrope who's ngmi