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  1. 2 years ago
    saucy

    wooh!

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >releasing this shit close to Avatar 2
    suicide

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody gives a frick about a sequel to a shitty movie that came out 15 years ago

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, so why are we talking about GoW?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Topgun was released 30 years ago.....

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Top Gun wasn’t shitty

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm expecting Bayonetta 3 to release about the same time, god it's gonna be embarasing for Sony if this can't outsell it.

        It doesn't really need to be a major movie for the joke to work

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Comparing the release of game with that of a movie

      Why?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        game?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Avatar 2 is interactive???

          morons gonna moron I suppose

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Avatar 2 is interactive???

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I has a chance of being interactive if you watch it in the US. Since there's a chance some schizo tries to shoot up the place at which point you play the most immersive QTE of your life.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          no but neither are the new GOW games to be fair

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      tastefull and proper comparsion.
      frick this gay ass movie gaymes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      avatar is the most irrelevant shit ever

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >writer: Anthony Burch
    post yfw you're not Anthony Burch

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw did a background check on the writers for GoWR
      >tfw Burch wasn't the worst one.

      The hole goes way deeper.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >MFW You're not Anthony Burch

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >*checks*
      >*still not Anthony Burch*
      Let's goooo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I will never be Anthony Burch!!!!
      That immediately makes my day better.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >writer: Anthony Burch
      AHAHAHAHA

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Every day it feels great to not be Anthony Burch

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >people are unironically gonna play something written by Anthony Burch

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >writer: Anthony Burch
      and fricking alanah pearce. this shit will be hilarious

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Anthony Burch

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >people are unironically gonna play something written by Anthony Burch

      did he write for the 2018?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No, most of the writers of the 2018 left and the others are working on the new ip.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Anthony Burch
      >The guy who wrote for the Borderland games.
      WELP, this game is gonna be shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Thank you god for not being Anthony Burch

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      QRD?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why did he do it?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          this shit is cringe as frick who does this garbage

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The good ol days, thx for that anon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Snoys will play a game written by Anthony Burch and that IGN b***h

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >That moment when you have a quick doubt and go check in the mirror to see you're indeed not anthony burch

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      HERE'S YOUR NEW GOTY SNOYS
      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he's greek so it checks out.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why are Californians so sarcastic and up their own asses? It makes them all come across as huge narcissistic buttholes. I'm not American but from what I've seen most Americans outside California are fine and normal and not constantly acting ironic and sarcastic.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's a far leftist/millennial thing. They're insecure.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            But as an outsider it seems like its almost all people from California. Any Americans I've met or spoken to from other places dont act and speak that way

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Why are Californians so sarcastic and up their own asses? It makes them all come across as huge narcissistic buttholes. I'm not American but from what I've seen most Americans outside California are fine and normal and not constantly acting ironic and sarcastic.

              it's the "hollywood bubble" that most uber-left people from Cali tend to adopt. Everyone around them thinks exactly like this, so it's constantly reinforced. And anyone who doesn't think like this quickly bends the knee, doesn't share their opinions, or are forced out

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Only people on twitter. I'm cali born and raised and I voted Trump.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm cali born and raised and I voted Trump
                kind of like pissing in the ocean, but I'm sure he appreciated the vote

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Exactly, sister!
                #imwithher #transrights #blm

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Well its nothing to do with who you vote for really. I just mean the way they speak and act is so off-putting. It reminds me of the nerdy people back in secondary school who used to think they were way smarter than everyone else and acted smug and sarcastic all the time. Meanwhile everyone else fricking hated them and wanted to stay away from them.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yea I only know people around me but I don't know many people like that. That's just the sheltered college kids. Surprisingly I actually do know several people who surf and talk like surfer bros. Lot of mexicans here too.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the pure disdain I have for Anthony Burch almost exceeds the unrestrained lust I have for his sister

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Anon... they're the same person

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, and?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So if Kratos is a homosexual now, is the objective of the game to groom his own kid?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I remember the days of glory where Kratos was fricking women non-stop, and now that they turned him into a dicksucking assfricked homosexual makes me feel disgusted to my core, i wish that whoever is responsible for this changes suffers an immeasurable amount of pain until he dies a painful death, while his descendants follow the same fate, and the cycle continues for eternity.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What the frick, I played GoW 1 for the first time a while ago, and it was refreshing to see a game made by actual human beings for gamers, the masculinity was a breath of fresh air
          They're deliberately targeting "toxic masculinity" and good games, destroying, rewriting them
          But greeks fricked men, so I'm not actually that mad
          But of course, they lack subtlety, it's going to be in your face degeneracy propaganda, something like that fricking nicokado thumbnail

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I have a question, why do people like you care about shit like this? You are like in your 20s, have nothing going for them, and you NEED Kratos to be fricking woman in front of you to considering him not "destroyed"?

            How do things go through your brain dude, you seem really fricking dumb that gets zero action.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              holy mother of projection, we've got an oracle here
              Not that you'd process the answer, shill, but because I don't like fifth-rate propaganda in my entertainment, but you'd know that if you actually played any games

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >propaganda
                You really are a moron. If we were to mic right now, you would talk like an idiot wouldn't you? I really dont need to project, you are making how stupid you are apparent with everything you type. Thankfully everything you say here has zero impact on anything just like your whole will.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I play tons of games, but yes, keep pretending you arent a complete fricking moron.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Here's a tip: if you find a belligerent woketard unironically arguing with holes, you unironically found a transvestite.
                There's no women here, only men and men in drag. He's the latter.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I am more manly and chad than you can ever hope to be, I promise. But people like you are sheep in wolves clothing and often ugly, beta losers that have zero grasp on reality.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, you're just an ugly fat troony arguing with holes because it makes you feel like a woman.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Lmao you really think so huh? I would slap you irl if I ever saw, you ugly c**t.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's honestly baffling, how the frick do "people" like that even function

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Be careful anon, some normalgays may accuse you of being a sexist and oppressor of the opposite gender

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            No, literally no one saying that. Just that if that mattered to you at all, its a stupid reason to accept a game. There are still plenty of games with sex shit, why is it wrong that GoW doesnt have it? Do you not have sex?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >same lead writer as 2018
      Why do people think Burch or Alanah are writing the main story and not some side quests or random character dialog

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >writing the main story
        nobody thinks that but I find it hard to spin "anthony burtch worked on this" as anything but as a negative point

        HERE'S YOUR NEW GOTY SNOYS
        HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
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      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The game is gonna suck right?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i dunno, do you want to play as kratos the disabled stepdad again?

        entire point of character was that he shredded everything in his path, but can't have strong men characters, better make him a LITERAL KEK RAISING ANOTHER MAN'S CHILD. LOL.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The game is gonna suck right?

          don't forget throwing in Black person versions of norse mythology characters

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Look in the bathroom mirror
      >I'm not Anthony Burch
      Feels gud

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      haha! yeah! at least i'm not anthony burch! right guys?

      guys?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >releasing this shit close to Avatar 2
      suicide

      Holly shit the new gow is going to be so bad

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Guys, I woke up this morning and I think I'm Anthony Burch.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why do we hate Anthony Burch again? I vaguely remember some cuckery shit and an open relationship but I've forgotten.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Still barely any footage
    >4 months away
    Nope, going to get delayed in October.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Starfield is coming out two days later. It's dead.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ohnononononono first Horizon and now GoW

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Starfield was delayed till next year

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Starfield
      >2022
      Uhh bro?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >tendie who doesnt even care about Starfield tried to stirs shit
      Dont you have a Smash tournament to play? Childs to grope, maybe some beheading too?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        lmao Xbox cuck got a reminding of his brutal ass-fricking

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Star- what?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it feels like the last game just came out

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's a glorified expansion dlc pack. That'll be 79.99 plus your foreskin

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It just came out on PC

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No thanks.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We are not a snoy board

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >homogenized movie game

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nice, now I can't decide what flavor popcorn I should get for movie night.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    GAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWDDSSS

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wait which one of those is a Playstation exclusive?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i wish i could play tsushima 🙁

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's a great game

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it's the only good game of those

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        playing it right now. It's good :^)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The reason those jungle/post-apo settings are so popular is because it's much easier to make good graphics with them.
      When you are dealing with nature/ruined and overgrown cities you really have only one source of light to compute - the Sun. Everything else can be very static. If time of day doesn't change, that's even better.
      This is the reason why all of those open world RPGs with cities and dynamic NPCs look so fricking awful. There are just too many things for computer to look at for the game to look good.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So just make them smaller. Not every game must have open world.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Open World is basically instant huge marketing point.
          ER wouldn't sell as well if it wasn't Open World. Every franchise ever eventually will cave in and go in that direction because it simply fricking sells.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I loved GOW 1-3 but Nu-GOW completely killed my love for the series. It doesnt help that it looks like a expansion more than a sequel, barely any visual improvement

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it plays nothing like the original series, either. it's hard to believe the same devs worked on this

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >the same devs
        Same studio different devs.
        Trannies own the studio now.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Same studio different devs.
          oh i see, that sucks

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The director is the same as 2, but he got an overdose on woke pills

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Same, I'd hate playing it but I'm still going to watch it on youtube because I'm interested in what happens to Kratos.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Same here. I still remember when I was a kid and the first one came out. I'll still buy this one because I'm a moron and want to experience it myself but after that is goodbye.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      umm sweetie the series MATURED, it went from dmc inspired combat with a misogynistic male fantasy protagonist to *checks notes* generic third person combat with a bland protagonist daddy issue self insert?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        and you're not wrong anon. how did people enjoy playing through a game with copy pasted enemies, literally no plot and tons of pointless walking/exposition?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. I was genuinely surprised so many people put in on a pedestal. It wasn't good at all and was nothing like God of war.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I like the change, it felt natural.

      I remember people making fun of older GoW because it was baby-platinum edition combat.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That’s because it’s still a ps4 game, first and foremost.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So what? I thought you liked gow 2 which barely looks different from gow 1, that's just how sequels are and you are just being a b***h

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Literally nobody cares.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gonna predict the writing for this game based on the recent Sony games I played, tell me if I am off:

    >Boy!....I mean, Girl! Over here!
    >Man! YOU come over HERE!
    >Hmmm she is too strong for us, boy...I like her.

    >Boy, you must learn from women as they are much stronger than men. Your mother taught me strength much more than the greatest spartan generals ever could.

    >What do you mean, father?
    >I have had brothers....and people whom I would consider closer than brothers...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I have had brothers....and people whom I would consider closer than brothers...
      This would atleast make historical sense, even though Kratos does not seem like the kind of guy that would do something like this

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Greeks men had sex with young pretty boys, basically pedos and that is it, trying to sound smart and parroting what other people are saying without researching is cringe, as being a bottom in Greece was considered the lowest form a man could be in.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What? Anon, Kratos is a military officer/soldier. He wouldn't frick soibois, only other men that he felt close to, you should look up "Sacred Band of Thebes" where it is/was stated that these men were not strictly gay, they were just so fricking close to each other that they turned form brothers to lovers.
          This entire arugment is moot anyway since from GoW1 they've made it pretty fricking clear that Kratos does not frick man ass and he certainly does not take it up the ass either.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I don't know the book nor its sources, but from what I read it's pretty clear people looked down on homosexual sex, the fact men cannot be together publicly. Also, there is an exaggeration of how widespread it is.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I have had brothers....and people whom I would consider closer than brothers...
      frick you, this is 100% gonna be in the game now...

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    god of war was better than god of war

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No one cares.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    NOOOOO ELDENSISTERS OUR GOTY TITLE NOOOOOOO

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      OHONONONONONO ITS NOT FRICKING FAIR

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Used PS4 was such a good purchase.
    Not too hyped for this but I will play it, should be a 7/10

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Was anyone else expecting like...some sort of new formula? This cinematic looks like it's just going to be GoW 2018 all over again. I thought at least we'd get some new weapon or maybe even start with the chains.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    aaand elden ring is gone and forgotten
    had a good run for goty but that's now over

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    YES! another bland, boring, ugly piece of cinematic shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        WOAH ALL THESE GAMES CONVENIENTLY SHOW YOUR CHARACTER WHILE MODIFYING THEM….GAMING IS TRULY…DEAD!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ah yes, japan tho...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ah but when they try something differnt nO NO NONO NONO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUH SOULERINO MUH SOVL MUH SOVL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK ACK ACK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        most of them don't even play the same

        WOAH ALL THESE GAMES CONVENIENTLY SHOW YOUR CHARACTER WHILE MODIFYING THEM….GAMING IS TRULY…DEAD!

        it's more about modern UI than anything

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They all look completely different from each other. Different colors and designs and completely different use of graphics vs text. It’s literally a collage of a widely varied selection of GUIs. What’s the point of the photo? GUIs are bad??

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            not even close

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              what´s that between PS:T and RE4?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                legacy of kain

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              What's above Diablo and the one above RE4?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            he's talking about how all of them are standard basic shapes that are not thematic to the game. and most of them are not even character creation

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            troony lover

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >you can tell a butthurt sonnygro made this image

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        wahooo!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Snoys and tendies should band together for once and admit that games are stagnating, everywhere, no matter the platform you play!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The difference is that grassy plains are only one area of most of these games and they all dont have the same camera position

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The same could be said about the forest levels

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            What the image is pointing out is that those games have the same 3rd person shooter camera format.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >also posts chinese game
        >posts several games from the same series
        acts like most of the other games even play or look similar because they all have... green grass/trees?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Wahhoooo childish games with shit gameplay yipeee!!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Shit gameplay
          Name one recent american game with good gameplay

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Name one Shitch game with good gameplay in the last 2 years dude, literally every third party mogs Switch titles.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Sitch is already a dead joke why mention it anymore?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So was elden ring

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ah yes Elden Ring, the game known for its cutscenes

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Ohhh...
          Rantibart…
          You have too much cut scene.
          Now we are cineshit....

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >literally nothing under 8/10 in this list
      oh no, how will ponies recover

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Bad bait. There's 3 objectively bad games and 1 that's not even out yet in that image.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      OUTSIDE, LOOKS, LIKE OUTSIDE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      are these games all made in the same engine, with recycled assets?
      Why do they all look the same?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        mostly different engines for all of them but I'd bet they all use speedtree.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Now post the Nintendo one, all the games are exactly the same artstyle and are platformers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hey frick you don't drag Death Stranding into this

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    *also being ported to PC

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >3 years later for full price

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        enjoy ur beta test

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >3 years
        Miles Morales came out November 2020, It's being released on PC this year. The gap is getting shorter, snoy.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not anymore. Sony's both PS and PC now. They've made too much money to ignore the PC market. 12 months at most.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          strategies do change a lot but I've heard it directly from Herman Hulst himself that PC release is meant to act as a bait for console purchases. Release Spiderman before Spiderman 2. God of War before God War Ragnorak comes out. Bait wouldn't work very well if its only a year.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Kratos finds out he's not Atreus' biological father
    >troons out
    >"son, if I can't be your father I'll at least be your mother"
    >proceeds to breastfeed Atreus
    >ending is Kratos 41%ing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What a pathetic attempt to fit in, lmao

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        still fits better than trannies in a womens bathroom kek

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That makes eligible for GOTY 2022, right? Nothing personnel Elden Ring

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There isn't going to be a better game than Elden Ring for another 10 years.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't matter, GOTY isn't decided on game quality alone

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        not even the best game coming out that month

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I like Elden Ring, got over 300 hours played in it but boy it's gonna get obliterated by Dragon's Dogma 2.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >It's gonna get obliterated by this game that we don't know anything about !
          Can you resist your urge to consume for a little bit ? Or maybe you're underage, I don't know. I'm ready to bet you preordered Cyberpunk too.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I hope god of war wins because the backlash it would generate could spell the end of walking talking forest games.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sony will probably send out codes a few weeks before.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Implying it will even put a dent in ER

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No way will this win goty over ER.

        If it does there is something wrong with this world and I will no longer want part of it.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    More like Bore Ragnarok!

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Elden Ring bros…I don’t feel so good

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      WHERE IS MY WIFE'S SON?!

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Thankfully is the last one, nu GoW is so boring.
    The dialogue in that new trailer was so cringe.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      didn't they say it's a trilogy? and that Cory would be okay with others carrying on even if he doesn't direct?

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >God of Snore ft. Anthony Burch trying to squeak after Chadbids: Sparks of SOUL

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I look forward to shitposting with you gentlemen on release day.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The previous God of War already won Game of the Year, so it's going to Elden Ring or Horizen Forbidden West

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this will win GOTY guaranteed
    Western studios and journalists are in bed with Santa Monica and they're desperately trying to prop up Cory Barlog into the Western Kojima

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No, I don't think I will.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    will this be the first time they pronounce ragnarök correctly in any media? ragnarOk is not right

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's pronounced Ragnar Ok moron.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        o and ö are not the same

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The american way of saying it is Ragnar Okay.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            gay

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, Ragnar Gay is also correct.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            moron mutt

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I don't speak any Scandinavian language
        >But I'll still act like I do

        O and Ö sound very fricking different

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >ragnar-ok
      I've never heard anyone pronounce it like this

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        marvel movies especially, even thor who is supposed to be norse

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Caring about ooga booga caveman grammar.

      How about you invite your guests for food ya cheap frick.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >ragnarök
      Is just the gay Swedish spelling. It's spelled Ragnarok here in Norway, but it's actually pronounced Ragnarok, not the American with the rolling r way, that sounds like
      >RHÆÆGNÆRHÅÅOOKK

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        but norse mythology isn't only in norway is it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no one will ever pronounce norse words correctly because no one cares except for autists. Case in point, Asgard would be pronounced "Ohs-Gar-Thur" in old norse. Whens the last time you've ever heard it pronounced even halfway similar to that

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Kratos looks exactly the same
    >Atreus only looks slightly older

    I hate when games do this shit, most of the trailer literally looks like it could have been straight up from the previous game. Sequels should at least look somewhat visually different to give it a "new" feel, especially the main characters.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's been 2-3 years anon, you don't look like a completely different person in that span of time

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      adult man vs a young child growing up

      are you moronic?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >"Dude, shut up! I love buying the exact same game again!"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lazy devs riding on the first ones success. They don't need to try or put effort in as the drones will just buy anything at this point. Literal starving dogs with their pronouns on their collar.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    God of War? That's a pretty mid game. You can't even customize your fit

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Onions

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They are going to have kratos get killed but unlike the last of us 2 kratos doesnt stay dead as he has a habit of crawling out of hell

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Loki finds out what Kratos did
      >he now hates him
      >The daughter of the women you kill on a wheel in order to open a door comes after Kratos and kills him with a bat
      >You now play as Atreus on a quest for revenge.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >The daughter of the women you kill on a wheel
        That would make her Poseidon's daughter. I could see her wanting revenge. I don't think that's going to happen but it could be pretty funny.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody cares about The Last of My Wife’s Son Part II.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cool, can't wait to purchase gold class tickets for front row seats!

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We could havd had a game about an edgelord young Loki rebelling against the nordic pantheon. Same formula as classic GOW with different setting and main character
    But they had to bring Kratos back... only to turn him into a cucked basedman taking care of a skinny kid which just happens to be Loki for some reason.
    Its all so tiresome

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >We could havd had a game about an edgelord young Loki rebelling against the nordic pantheon. Same formula as classic GOW with different setting and main character
      that's gonna be the 3rd one when Loki is all grown up anon

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The dude who wrote the first game (and the sequels) isn't there anymore, no?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, they are too coward to get rid of Kratos image (but lack the coherence to keep Kratos personality)

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Nah, they are too coward to get rid of Kratos image
          >implying Atreus isn't gonna put on some white/red paint and become Kratos 2.0

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Kratos is constantly teaching him how to be a good goyim and how to control his anger. No way he is going to turn into a version of the old Kratos, who was a product of the spartan ways

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >implying some black woman is not gonna become main character in the 3rd game and Atreus will be turned into an incompetent beta cuck that fricks up everything with his toxic masculinity for those sweet sweet ESG scores

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        thats not kratos yo morons.
        no red tattoos, wrong kilt, wrong beard....

        its just to bait you all.

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Out in 4 months
    >Has barely showed any gameplay
    >What they showed looked extremely similar to the first game

    Oh boy get ready for another ebin TLOU2 twist they're trying to hide in the marketing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair, they went ham a month or two before the release of the first game, but I have no faith this won't be a 1.5 sequel. The previous trailer for GoWR only had new finisher animations.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Sony last gen
      >Let's announce games like 3+ years and advance and show trailers and demos every fricking show

      >Sony this gen
      >Announce games a year (at least intended) before they come out. Barely show it because you don't go to e3 or most other shows anymore and the company is just way more secretive now

      What do you prefer?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        In 2020 they definitely knew it wasn't coming out in 2021, they just show that date to create more hype for the PS4 at launch

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Sony this gen
        I'm pretty sure this only applies to GOW. horizon, the next spiderman, the wolverine game and basically everything else that isn't gow was announced 2~3 years before coming out

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >all the weebs with shit taste seething at based santa monica yet again

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nice boogeyman

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >writers:anthony Burch and analah pierced
    >Black folk and shiet in Scandinavia
    I can't wait!

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think it will sell well? I noticed people are kinda getting tired of the generic onions infused pozzfest that western devs are shitting out. I can feel it in the air, the fatique, people are getting jadded. Elden Ring sold 13 millions while Horizon Forbidden west crashed and burned.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Elden Ring sold 13 millions while Horizon Forbidden west crashed and burned.
      the H:FW devs can 100% blame that on being so close to the Elden Ring launch date. They won't learn any actual lessons from this

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They can also blame it on their game being ugly and also shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >generic onions infused pozzfest that western devs are shitting out
      Fricking hell anon are you playing Ganker bingo with yourself?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      TLOU 2 sold over 10 million copies
      God of War sold over 19 million copies
      I wish these games would crash and burn too but it's not happening

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        there will always be a market for goyslop, the best we can hope for is that Japanese companies are cucking a bit slower than western ones, so we'll at least have a few more years of decent games

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      some point they going to advertise the shit out of the Black thats when fatigue hits and people just go watch avatar instead

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nah once the marketing kicks in they will clap for it once more. Consumers don't think

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The thing is this isn't LoU2, most GoW fans are dude bros, and add the fact that the writer's room are ALL pozzed hacks, whch would equal getting the biggest shitstorm before Christmas.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Horizon Forbidden west crashed and burned
      Source: god told me in a dream

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Horizon: Forbidden West has had much better support and sales after release than Elden Shitring, which has been abandoned by the devs after it lost 90% of its playerbase in the span of a couple months.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How much do you get paid kek

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          he's a falseflaging discord tendie trying to larp as a horizon fan

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Are all right wing morons like this? Like this self-loathing creature that pretends everything is terrible while they live in a basement, jobless?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bros I already tried 3 times to pick this up but it just bores the shit out of me every time. I dragged myself to Muspelheim and I no longer have any motivation to continue. Does this shit get any better? Feeling sunk cost blues here.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I noticed people are kinda getting tired of the generic onions infused pozzfest
      >I can feel it in the air
      Nah, you can feel it in this shithole only. Vast majority of people will gladly swallow whatever shit Sony puts on their plates so it will sell millions.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why is this board ok with shilling Nintendo garbage which is made for mass casuals and has shit gameplay, but then people "swallow shit" when they play something like god of war?

        I dont get it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Why do movie games have better gameplay than most Nintendo games? Why arent Nintendo shit also movie games, like Xenoblade or Luigis Mansion 3 with tons of cutscenes and worse gameplay than god of war?

          You need to be 18.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You need to be over 12, because it seems you cant argue otherwise.

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When's the PC version?
    Not gonna buy a cucksole for this.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      2-3 years to promote the Amazon Prime series

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ELDENBROS ITS DONE ITS FINISHED
    NEVER WINNING THE GOTY

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Father and Wife's son

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cool, I'll wait for the PC version on 2023.

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The game's playing itself Jon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      God of war unironically has better gameplay than every Switch game released in years.

      Im not sure what the baseline is.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I usually don't laugh at disabled folk but if it happens that they are troons i won't hold back

        HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
        Thanks for the laugh

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          not even him, but bayonetta 2 is the only game that comes close

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Ahhh I see, you cant even defend the shit gameplay on Switch titles. I accept your defeat, my little autistic moron.

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i liked the last god of war but still wish his one was cooler, want something with cool ass set pieces like god of war 3.

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >GoW 2018 remake in 2024
    >GoW 3 in 2027 starring the black kid
    the future you chose, no new IP for you, just remakes and shitty games

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sony Santa Monica are making a new IP after this. That's what Corey Barlog is doing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >GoW 3
      not happening. they wanted to do 3 initially but are going to do just 2

      [...]
      did he write for the 2018?

      pretty sure he wasn't part of it then

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >PS4
    What the frick is the point of PS5 then?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >how dare a company try to maximize their profits while there is a shortage of PS5s and the community is still split between PS4 and PS5.

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > releasing it in the same GOTY period as Elden Ring

    Ambitious.
    Sonybros, we did it again.

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I find it weird that they used a CG trailer and the collectors editions to announce the release date. Usually Sony shows those off last.

    I feel like they had a whole State of Play planned but something went wrong and they were just like frick it announce the date anyway the fans are stressing out

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That date is like the limit for TGA admissions.
    Mark my words, if it gets delayed, it will be until early 2023 because otherwise it won't matter if it doesn't get awards.

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Guys I know we like to make fun of Anthony Burch but I hope the writing is good. I love me a good redemption arc

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >No disc.
    WHY?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So they don't have to make separate PS4 and PS5 versions

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what part of "you will own nothing" don't you understand?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why do they make stupid shit like this before the game is even out
      Nobody wants shit like this, they want stuff like Mega Man's helmet or the Master Sword

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wtf?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >collector's edition doesn't even come with the disc
      holy soulless

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      To cut the budget.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you don't need it, goyim. Take your 0.25$ token and be happy 🙂

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm glad they are including a dilator, sonysisters!!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        underrated post

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Disc? Stupid goy, take these Dwarven Dice™ instead. Heill Óðinn, fellow snowhomies!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not to put a stop to the doom and gloom screeching, but the BD player in the PS4 and PS5 has a maximum read speed of around ~35 MB/s, which is slower than a standard HDD. Even if they turned on the option to read triple or quadruple layer BDs (like the Xbox) so the likely 100+ gb game fit on a single disk, the load times would be considered "unacceptable" by today's standards, and the shitters around here would rip it apart for that instead.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >no disc
      >still comes with a steelbook

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it's genuinely embarrassing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >steelbook display case
      >no disc included
      this fricking industry

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      imagine settling for those cheap Dwarven Dice when you could pay 50 dollars more to get Brok's dice set AND the Legendary Draupnir Ring instead

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I love how this just points how that PS5 doesn't have themes

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >nuGoW

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    CG trailer….what year is it?

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's moronic to buy the cucked PS4/5 version when they're porting it to the PC later.

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Will be overshadowed by pokemon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Well yeah nothing can compete with pokemon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pokemon sells a lot, but it doesn't have more staying power than any other game. Game comes out, people b***h about gamefreak laziness for 2 weeks, then the game is never talked about outside of /vp/ again

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Pokemon's staying power

        The porn though...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >the biggest franchise of the world’s major releases get quiet after a week
        What you actually mean:
        >Pokémon is such a culturally event that it’s not interesting to talk about anymore, and I’m not part of it
        I’m happy for you, but you’re stupid.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      and MW2, don't know what they're thinking not delaying it till next year. horizon FW all over again

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if this one is open world it might be worth pirating, i think i saw someone play the first one and it looked like a generic Last of Us -style movie where you're a hecking wholesomerino dad character protecting some kid, like every reddit soi's fantasy game

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How hard will Gankereddit seethe when it gets a 98 metacritic, wins GOTY and sells more than elden troony?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >How hard will Gankereddit seethe when it gets a 98 metacritic, wins GOTY and sells more than elden troony?
      How much will you seeth none of that shit happens? Cope moron ER is better than ALL playstation exclusives

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Sony
      >anything above 96
      lol
      lmao even

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        perfect dark was an N64 game right before xbox got it lmao. Make that 4 Nintendo games

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Man, rockstar is seriously overrated.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >PD
        >Xbox
        No

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      there would first have to be 13 million total playstation users for that

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      IMAGINE the meltdown.

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm replaying gow 2018 for the first time since launch and I can see why some people call it their favorite game of all time

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      people say that about literally every major normalgay game release

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I can see why some people call it their favorite game of all time
      because they're moronic

  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Nu-God of War
    >thread of ER trannies
    >both games are shit
    >this is video games now
    I fricking hate modern games so much bros you have no idea.

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i mean we can all agree that gow 2018 was pretty good right? it didnt have as much cutscenes as other shit sony games and the combat while simplistic was decent. GoW 1 - 3 camera is still better tho

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      is it woke? thinken of DLing it maybe

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >is it woke?
        /pol/tard brain already rotting, sad

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        if you consider the relationship of a father that is unable to show emotion and his son who wants his approval and is clueless about the world , woke then yeah
        by that logic the lisa series is woke

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >is it woke?
          /pol/tard brain already rotting, sad

          okay well since you can't answer yes or no I think that's enough

          thanks I'll steer clear

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            if you consider the relationship of a father that is unable to show emotion and his son who wants his approval and is clueless about the world , woke then yeah
            by that logic the lisa series is woke

            >then yeah
            ?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >"Yes I love my wife's son and no that's not weird!!"

          Reddit tourists are hilarious

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            its his biological son
            go play videogames then come to Ganker

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No. Kratos calls a birthing person who identifies as a female a "woman" without even asking xeir pronouns. Pretty based.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's competently put together and it has a high degree of polish. The game is decently paced too and has some cool sections for the entire duration so at least for a first playthrough it leaves a good impression. But once you replay it or start looking at the mechanics with a more critical eye it completely falls appart, I remember playing it and liking it, then I replayed the original trilogy and then Nu-GoW again and I hated it.

      >is it woke?
      /pol/tard brain already rotting, sad

      if you consider the relationship of a father that is unable to show emotion and his son who wants his approval and is clueless about the world , woke then yeah
      by that logic the lisa series is woke

      No wokepozz in this one, no.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nah I didn't like it. I beat it but I doubt I'll ever touch it again like I have all the Greek games

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      gow 2018 is mid

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't even like god of war, in fact I don't even know what am I doing in this thread.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >mediocre story
      >cant jump

      >good graphics
      >decent gameplay
      >decent music
      i mean it was fine, it didnt wow me or anything

  69. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Elden Ring GOTY status? Not found.

  70. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Finally some good fricking video game

  71. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >not "only in playstation" logo
    well seems like shitposting 2.0 is coming

  72. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OH NO NO NO
    Eldentroons on suicide watch. bye bye GOTY.

  73. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Finally a good video game with a decent story, not some zanzibart forgive me bullshit

  74. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How will he react when his roll/dodge simulator gets cucked again by a superior western game for GOTY??

  75. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand why Ganker suddenly fellate this game when it's written by Anthony Burch.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's the only reboot in the history of gaming (plus film) to be decent. I don't know who that troony is but he might be living your head rent free.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Because it's the only reboot in the history of gaming (plus film) to be decent
        What. Old GoW is better. nu-GoW is bland.
        >I don't know who that troony is but he might be living your head rent free.
        He's the writer anon

        >writer: Anthony Burch
        post yfw you're not Anthony Burch

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Because it's the only reboot in the history of gaming (plus film) to be decent.
        Hey, Dredd (2012) was a solid reboot, even though the absolute dogshit marketing failed it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Snoys who are still seething that Elden Ring shafted Horizon at launch.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not really little pig, Horizon is still the better game and a technical marvel to this day. Elden ring was just flavour of the month. Little b***h homosexual

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Snoy Copium in action here folks

  76. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like reading reviews in tracker comments because it reveals what people really think when nobody has money at stake. Looks like a shitty movie worth skipping.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >italian guy
      basato

  77. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    GIVE ME BACK MY WIFES SON!

  78. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >also on PC

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      *In 2028

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So what? It's not exclusive.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Spider-Man Miles Morales was released on November 12, 2020, and now it will be on PC at the end of the year, so I don't think it will be that long anon
        Plus it's not exclusive game anymore

  79. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    TO TELOS ARHEEZEE
    TO TELOS ARHEEZEE
    TO TELOS ARHEEZEE
    TO TELOS ARHEEZEE
    TO TELOS ARHEEZEE TORAH

  80. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Snoy sisters. We won!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why are troons like yourself so obsessed with sexuality while also still being an incel that no woman would touch? Seems weird when you think you have an opinion people should care about.

  81. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Oh god. First that kid was an annoying little homosexual, now he's going to be an annoying adolescent homosexual. Why on earth would I want to play this fricking game.

  82. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Elden trannies seething that their FOTM will beat GoW reboot, the highly anticipated game that was rated the best game ever on the biggest gaming site ever
    oh no no no…

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yes, ER will beat GoW

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      > GoW reboot, the highly anticipated game that was rated the best game ever on the biggest gaming site ever
      Totally organic post not from a paid snoy employee

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They're on the same cope they were on when Bloodborne got fricked in the ass by Witcher 3.

  83. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >braindead climbing
    >substanceless LOOKIE HERE setpieces
    >"""puzzles""" that are only barely challengine because of the cumbersome cinematic third person movement and camera
    >le epic combat sequence where the player at most presses a single button
    >long drawn out dialogue sequences that are the same unengaging template dialogue between boy, kratos, and interjecting head rince and repeat
    >only highlight of the game is going to be a late game optional superboss that actually bothers using the mechanics of the game

    Why shluld anyone be excited for this?

  84. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >buy ps5
    >buy game
    >finish game
    >sell PS5 and game for an extra 15% because morons still can't run a pinger

  85. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It’s not written by Anthony Burch you parroting discord gays. Barlog already had the whole story laid out and Burch is writing item descriptions

  86. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >ctrl + f "elden"
    >22 results
    Elden Chads living rent free inside Snoy's minds 24/7.
    Geoff already secured the GOTY award to Elden Ring since last year.

  87. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    unless resetera trannies start crying about crunch I don't care

  88. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Let me guess
    This wins the GOTY because come the frick on
    > v goes completely nuclear because elden ring didn't win the prize
    >weeks if not months of threads where people mocks ER and fans that try to defend it
    I fricking can already see it, god help us

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It will win goty because the press are all morons and will praise the story and ignore the gameplay

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ganker hates ER, they'll hate GoW as well because its also a popular franchise. Unless its some anime aesthetic or a gacha Ganker will hate it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It wins GOTY because Elden Ring has already been abandoned by the devs and no one gives a shit about it anymore

  89. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    nuGoW is one of the most disappointing action games of all time.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How? it liked like pozz'd movie shit from the get go.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        *it looked like

  90. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >kratos and son: remember you are not alone

    Carebare shit....holy crap
    how embarrassing, how utterly embarrassing for players, for kratos for sony, for everyone involved

  91. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bros Im so hyped

  92. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >saves dad and boi
    >twerks on boi
    >gives birth to mixed race monster children
    >children kills the last norse gods
    what did playstation mean by this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why do californian trans male game"devs" think vikings were brown women

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because she will be a character connected to the egyptian mythology

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          She's not. She's the woman Loki ends up having fricked up monster children with in Norse mythology. You know, beings like Fenrir the wolf, and Jormungander the world serpent

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Black person gives birth to all monsters
            based devs

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yes but they are making her a deity in both mythologies in the gowverse. At least that's how i'm coping :^)

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Who do you figure she's gonna be then? Hathor? Sehkmet? Serqet?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Unless there is a timeloop involved she can't give birth to jormungandr

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Can't wait for the BLEACHED blender porn

  93. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    PS5 and PS4

    how embarrassing

  94. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'll pirate it on PC in 3 years 🙂

  95. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna play devil's advocate here but what if it turns out to be good?

  96. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is this going to be like 20fps and 720p on the base PS4?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Trailer isn't actual gameplay so it might just be a CG. I would hope the base ps4 would be 1080 30 just uglier but they might downres it.

  97. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    tick tock, fromdrones. no more free ride to goty

  98. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wow 2022 sure was a packed year for games with Elden Ring and God of War 2 and ah and um........

  99. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  100. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wish BOTW2 had came out this year to dab on Elden Ring and God of War

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You mean the same game with a “2” added to the end just like overwatch.

  101. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they make the new saga only 2 parts anyway, the first game is so bareboned that I thought it would be spread over 3 games

  102. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >watch trailer
    >kratos is lighting tip of stick on fire
    >he also has a knife
    >will the burnt tip make it easier to sharpen for an arrow?
    >nah he just starts cutting the middle of the stick

  103. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I honestly dont see the point of playing movie games like this instead of just watching them on youtube with no commentary. They arent challenging and the gameplay is very simple so you dont get much out of actually playing them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you havent played it on hard or beaten all the valkyries then. Once again Ganker doesnt play games

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >you havent played it on hard or beaten all the valkyries then. Once again Ganker doesnt play games
        I did beat all the valkyries but played on normal. Hard mode just looked like boring tedium rather than difficult by inflating enemy health to a silly degree so I didnt play on hard.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          > muh inflated health
          Shut the frick up pussy. There is no action game that doesn’t have high health pools on the hardest difficulty/NG+. The Valkyrie queen on GOW 2018 hardest difficulty is the most engaging combat in any game I’ve ever played, by a solid margin. The idea of Ragnarok surpassing that is genuinely difficult to fathom.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw only beat sigrun on GMC since I don't want to farm echo mist endlessly

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I honestly dont see the point of playing movie games like this instead of just watching them on youtube with no commentary.
      that's literally what I'm doing with the quarry. Saving myself 70 bucks

  104. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So who's winning GOTY

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      /v/:
      >I don't care about the opinions of others or journos or reviewers in the industry anybody who does is a bluepilled sheep, form your opinion homosexual./
      Also Ganker:
      >Whos gonna win GOTY? I bet GOW will win GOTY I'm totally redpilled.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        also the metacritic scores

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Geoff already secured Miyazaki his 2nd GOTY last year when Bandai Namco exclusively gave him the Elden Ring trailer everyone was waiting for.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ragnarok
      >story focused, solid gameplay but not difficult meaning much more accessible for journos, recency bias
      >Elden Ring has no story focus, launched with broken quests/performance issues, and has great gameplay but is not accessible for many journos
      Just look at how God of War 2018 vs RDR2 went.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Are you seriously implying RDR2 is gameplay intensive?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >overly immersive animations, making Arthur/John feel sluggish to control
          >Rockstar's cover system gameplay is one of the worst
          >tons of missions are just shooting galleries, chapter 5 being the obvious "why does this exist"
          >drags on far too long
          Its not about being "intensive" its about being less offensive and middle of the road so more people will actually play and finish it.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            RDR2 being complete ass to play doesn't make it any less of a movie game, specially for journos

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So you're saying it has a good story and good gameplay, sounds like a great game to me

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        God of Sóy is definitely the more gameplay intensive game of those two. Absolutely nothing in RDR2 comes close to the challenge of those valkyrie fights.

  105. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw the press give goty to the last of us remake to "piss of the incels"

  106. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >giving a frick about what "the press" thinks

  107. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    test

  108. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like both GoW ragnarok and Elden ring equally. Don't believe these discord troons trying to pin the games and fanbases against each other.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      discord troons are literally just Ganker posters. their threads would die if the rest of the people here didn't join them

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No their threads would die if they didn't repeatably bump their shit

  109. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    who cares these games are bad

  110. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Normies love this shit, who would've thought.

  111. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >you are not alone
    Actual chills holy shit.

  112. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Great way to celebrate 9/11

  113. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >original game was a legitimate 3/10

    this series is a consoleonly detector...people who like these games are not only consoleonlys but proud consoleonlys

    legitimately one of the worst games i've ever played and i started mid 80s and went through the shovelware decades.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      not eveerything has to be an isometric top down rpg.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        not everything has to be an angled over the shoulder too close to the player character at an offset shakycam qte fest either

        i play all genres of games, god of war is just unapologetically bad, among the worst games ever made when budget/resources are considered. top 5 worst games ever made

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >god of war is just unapologetically bad
          for the time it was pretty impressive. not everything is for everyone

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >impressive

            no it wasn't, in what way?
            showing animations in what are supposed to be fights?
            non gameplay cutscenes?

            thinking it is impressive cements you as a consoleonly, a person who isn't a video game enthusiast and doesn't keep up with games

            Noita is impressive. God of War is an industry-safe retread

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Noita is impressive
              opinion discarded

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Would love to hear your top 5 games

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I don't really have a top 5 games, i usually think about things like that by genre or segmented in some way

            like you cant compare games that were made as multiplayer to games made for single player. they are simply not comparable

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              its cool to not like console games. but you can't be mad that those are the types of games they like. like i don't personally find pathfinder, original sins, baldurs gate, very interesting. but pc homies love them.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                this. no one is stopping you from playing shitty pixel indies for the rest of your life. Some of us like games with actual budgets behind them.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                characterizing those games as pc shows you don't understand the games industry at all because pc players play by far the widest range of games. certain games traditionally being unavailable on console doesn't mean pc players overwhelmingly play those. quite the opposite. all games like elden ring etc sell more on pc than any console platform

                the point you really miss though is this..you could only think god of war is good if you are exposed only to consoles and AAA

                it's like judging whether movies are good based on how much they are like marvel. God of War is a bad game, in every single way- from presentation to gameplay to character and story design. every single way.

                people uphold it because they are told to, told it's expensive, told it's a 10, etc. it's a bad game, period

                you cannot understand, know about or judge video games if you don't primarily use PC, period. you do not care about video games, they are just a hobby that could/would be replaced by any other hobby to you. you would have never played video games when they were "for nerds" etc

                basically secondaries will defend god of war and primaries know it's trash.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you sound like some pompous elitist homosexual

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >but the USER REVIEWS!

                lmao

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >it's bad because...I say so
                riveting opinion there

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >it's good because...le post purchase rationalizers, secondaries and casuals said so

                BTS is rated 200/10 by their fans, hop to it, buy all the merch

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >buying and playing games BAD. sitting on Ganker and complaining about games you never played GOOD

                kys third worlder. not everyone is a cheap frick like you that plays $5 indies

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i buy and play like a thousand dollars of games a year. and guess what. i still don't play secondary, marvel tier, redditbro, onions beard, shit like god of war. it's AWFUL. it's a game made by a diversity team

                they literally took the game away from being an almost 100% gameplay game to a cutscene game and youre defending it. zoomer trash

                all zoomers automatically don't belong on Ganker or Ganker as you arent even real human beings

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Oh wow thousands of dollars of games and yet you spend your time here on Ganker b***hing and moaning

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i'm not b***hing and moaning about anything i'm simply stating reality

                i'm sorry you got offended because you're a consoleonly and a phoneposter and hence don't fricking belong here, maybe you should go talk on the playstation forums on your little phone or something

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                the reality is that other people have different tastes than you. can't accept that? then you're the problem.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >the reality is that there are normies, secondaries, and complete non enthusiasts around

                yeah, and they should GET THE FRICK OUT, SINCE THIS ISN'T A CASUAL VIDEO GAMES BOARD.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                cringe. spergs like you are the reason this board is in the shitter.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                no, phone users like you are the reason this board is in the shitter. generally everyone under 35 or so anyway with your completely blank, void post content

                look what you did, you couldn't stand bieng told that your console idol game sucks, so you started an argument over it (or attempted to) and now that's my fault. lol

                just deal with your shitty black person console game sucking, maybe instead of buying the black person console next time you can buy some yeezys instead for your conspicuous consumption

                gotta have (new item) as a teenager right? i understand

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                lmao so mad. I guess we'll be seeing you and your paragraphs in every gow thread from now on then?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                tbh that's not really any worse than
                >it's good because other people say so
                t. enjoyed it enough to get the platinum

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No it's good because I played it and so did everyone else who enjoyed it. I'm not going around policing people about how their tastes are wrong and they arent a real gamer because of it. I don't talk about games like I'm some expert and the golden child of video game tastes.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                and it didn't even sell 1M on steam

  114. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >xbots, toddlers & pkeks cope thread

    like pottery

  115. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >no graphic improvement
    >delayed
    >can be considered dlc content
    >"SHUT UPPPPPPPP! DON'T BULLSHIT MY GOTY! TAKE MAH MONEY SONY!"

    the state of snoys lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >muh fake outrage
      no one is seething over getting new games

  116. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ELDEN RING BROS WE JUST LOST GOTY

  117. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    YAASSS, only 126 onions lattes to drink.

  118. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Finally the PS5 will have a game*
    Also on PC a year later

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's also on ps4. also
      >a year later
      this one they didn't even get the "only on playstation logo" so I'm pretty sure just like the TLOU remake we weill get notice of a PC version very soon and it won't take really 1 year

  119. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    UUUUU I can't wait to play my next movie game for 70 bucks!!!

  120. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >no PC version at launch
    morons.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You're never getting day and date new ps5 games on PC. Sony actually needs to sell consoles.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone who isn't a moronic Black person will wait for the definitive version of the game to come to PC.
        Over time more and more people will realize this and Snoy are forced to start releasing PC versions earlier and earlier because people will just wait.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          not everyone wants to shell out a grand on vidya. Consoles are here to stay.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That's not even a lot of money. Are you poor?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I have a PS5, 3080ti and a Switch so no I have cash but the walmart wagie doesn't.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What is the point of owning a PS5 when you also own a gaming PC?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Whats the point of owning any console?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I prefer the TV for controller games and I don't like changing windows inputs for TV because its annoying. FPS games I will use PC or anything I want mods but I really dont see a huge difference between 144fps in games with controllers vs 60.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          these are movie games. only morons are going to wait to have those spoiled for them. it's like waiting for the bluray release of a movie instead of seeing it theaters because you get more value from owning it and being able to watch it infinite times for less than the price of watching it in the theater once. seems like the smart thing to do but everyone not smart enough to do the same will see it in theaters will talk about it together and ruin it for you.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Why do movie games have better gameplay than most Nintendo games? Why arent Nintendo shit also movie games, like Xenoblade or Luigis Mansion 3 with tons of cutscenes and worse gameplay than god of war?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              story heavy rpgs like xenoblade are one thing but how is luigi's mansion a movie game?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It has tons of cutscenes, takes control away constantly, has shit tier puzzles and gameplay.

                How not? It literally has a cutscene every time you add an elevator button.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >thinking anyone in their right mind would release anything of worth on the Pirate Consoleportmachine sooner than 1 year after the real release
      moron.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      moron why would anyone want to play on PC anyway?!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What's the difference? My pc plays movies just as good if not better than a PS5.

  121. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wish we'd just get another game with the old trilogy's combat style and level design. GoW4 was a regression in pretty much every aspect except maybe the dialogue.

  122. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Looking forward to this. Game of the year fer sure

  123. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Couldn't care less. Sony isn't making games anymore, they don't even make exclusive titles.

  124. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    IN THEATERS THIS NOVEMBER

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      DAY 1 ON YOUTUBE. WATCH IT FOR FREE!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'll be watching comfy theradbrad run as usual.

  125. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nice, ready for GOTY 2 next to Elden Ring. Nothing else matters this year.

  126. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You think that dude who won the Tester still works there or was that a one time thing for Ascension

  127. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I liked nu-GoW a lot, thought the gameplay was an improvement over the old GoW games actually.
    The story was pretty gay though but I never play games for the story alone.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >The story was pretty gay though but I never play games for the story alone.
      That gives me an idea of why TLOU2 did so well

  128. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So does Ragnarök also have melee auto-aim?

  129. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    holy frick didn't even read this moronic drivel
    must be a moronic soilenial

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Alright c**t, lets hop on Skype, put your money where your mouth is and explain why games like this are "propaganda" and you can also state your current job and educatation level. Dont be a b***h ass pussy.

  130. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hmmmmmmmmm
    Hmmmm
    Despite having a ps5 I shall wait until it comes out on PC in 3-5 years.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why buy a PS5 knowing that games would be released on PC, and that you have the patience to wait for releases?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Wanted to play ratchet and clank

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Just for one game?
          I just don't understand why spend so much money for one game
          It's like those who will buy again the new splatoon switch oled just to play splatoon 3

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >spend so much money
            It was only 500 dollars anon. We're adults now, it shouldn't be a lot of money anymore.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      sure thing we believe you.

  131. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    so the dick pics worked?

  132. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    roastie devs were so emotionally unstable from that unproven claim of dick pics that the execs could do nothing but buck under the sheer femoid force and release the date

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