It was Akari (if you choose female in PLA) who captured wild Pokemon, defeated Alphas, and tamed Legendaries, not Rei. Rei literally do nothing other than whine, complains, and occasionally give speech about friendship and shit. However if you choose male, you'll play as Lucas, kidnapped by Demiurge Arceus from the future just to breed with Akari so that he will be born in the future.
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Shit, I meant Hikari, not Akari. PLA is so convoluted
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Anonymous
Well in my universe, I played Rei. He defeated Giratina twice and bred with Akari. He deserves top spot, Rei supremacy
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Anonymous
>If you choose boy, you'll play as Lucas and sex Akari >If you choose girl, you'll play as Dawn and sex Rei
Is not that hard
Red: overrated but still cool. 7
Gold: actually beat red but not that important outside of his game. 6
Ruby: helped stop economic terrorist. 5
Diamond: boring protag (female carried because of cuteness and shipping with Cynthia) 4
Black-X: don't know them enough to make an assessment
Sun: creepy smile 24/7 so 4
Sword: similar to Diamond. Girl similar to gen 4.
red > sunmoon > black&White > XY > yellow > ruby > pearl > galar
And not talking because nostalgia its just the others look way too skinny and/or gay.
Some are redeemable because you can customize them but Im rating based on basic designs.
Scarlet and violet looks the worst of all, but then again since it has customization may be its redeemable,
Honestly I would like them a bit more...manly. Not need to be buff or something, just being like Red would be enough. I dont understand why they have to be super skinny sticks and wear ridiculous caps.
Husband material:
Hilbert. The rest are not options to me.
Fricking:
Hilbert (missionary position, holding hands) > Brendan and Elio (wild fricking until the our balls are dry) > Victor > Ethan (both are cum dumps, sometimes you leave them in chastity cages to let then know what they really are: property) > Calem (frotting and 69).
Red: he is hiding in some mountain so he can jerk off in peace. I respect that.
Lucas: too precious and pure for this world. Lewding with him out of question. Transgressors will be shot.
>Ethan: Soulless doll, screaming internally >Brendan: "I put cocaine in my coffee to see how it would taste, then went for a morning jog!" >Lucas: Saw some fricked up shit and just wats to move on >Everyone from gen 5, 6, 7: Lifeless, emotionless, tablua rasa for the player to self insert as >Victor: *confused british noises?* >Red: Been ready to kick your ass since 1996
>Using remake arts instead of OG.
Go away.
i do not know but hilbert is the best
I WILL SUCK HIS TINY wiener SO HARD HIS NUTS WILL LOOK LIKE RAISINS
I can imagine your dead eyes
ok, you can imagine, and?
Red > Calem > Brendan > Ethan > who cares
>Calem that high
He looks like a dumb homosexual.
What do you mean? He has one of the most practical clothing of all the protags.
T. discord
By what?
Power? Intelligence? Cuteness? Nobel prizes?
All of the above
You are free to rank them according to whatever
Now rank them by dick size
It's already ranked biggest to smallest on the pic
No way gay
Bro Lucas grown from tiny to c**t destroyer in just 6 years?
Puberty
Lucas 1 is a nerdy little boy who doesn't know what he wants in life
Lucas 2 is more mature, he has a path and walks proudly
Rei is a complete man that fights alpha pokemon and makes men like Kamado look like little girls
It was Akari (if you choose female in PLA) who captured wild Pokemon, defeated Alphas, and tamed Legendaries, not Rei. Rei literally do nothing other than whine, complains, and occasionally give speech about friendship and shit. However if you choose male, you'll play as Lucas, kidnapped by Demiurge Arceus from the future just to breed with Akari so that he will be born in the future.
Shit, I meant Hikari, not Akari. PLA is so convoluted
Well in my universe, I played Rei. He defeated Giratina twice and bred with Akari. He deserves top spot, Rei supremacy
>If you choose boy, you'll play as Lucas and sex Akari
>If you choose girl, you'll play as Dawn and sex Rei
Is not that hard
Red: overrated but still cool. 7
Gold: actually beat red but not that important outside of his game. 6
Ruby: helped stop economic terrorist. 5
Diamond: boring protag (female carried because of cuteness and shipping with Cynthia) 4
Black-X: don't know them enough to make an assessment
Sun: creepy smile 24/7 so 4
Sword: similar to Diamond. Girl similar to gen 4.
Elio>Victor>Brendan>Ethan>Hilbert>Nate>Lucas>Red>Calem
from most frickable to least frickable
Did you just rank them by youngest to oldest?
they are all the same age besides calem, hilbert and nate
I like the Gen 6 protagonists. Older looking characters are better models for customization.
Victor > Ethan > Elio > Lucas > Brendan > Nate > Hilbert > Calem > Red
In order of who I would want to frick first
Hilbert > all
Sex. Sex with cute boys
B A S E D
How does Hilbert manage be such a twink
and such a CHAD
at the same time?
Best of both worlds I guess
red > sunmoon > black&White > XY > yellow > ruby > pearl > galar
And not talking because nostalgia its just the others look way too skinny and/or gay.
Some are redeemable because you can customize them but Im rating based on basic designs.
Scarlet and violet looks the worst of all, but then again since it has customization may be its redeemable,
Honestly I would like them a bit more...manly. Not need to be buff or something, just being like Red would be enough. I dont understand why they have to be super skinny sticks and wear ridiculous caps.
the cap makes them stand out plus tradition
Then at least give them cool hats
>
only victor looks skinny because the art frick up the arm's anatomy. But the musculature is basically identical in all characters
objectively wrong, look at Red's shoulders
Hilbert > Calem > Brendan > Victor > Gold > Nate > Lucas > Red > Elio > Whatever SV's protag is named
Picture is already ranked from best to worst, starting from top left going to bottom right
Everyone >>> Polo wearing shitheads
Hilbert is my favorite.
They should have let you fight him in BW2.
red is soulless and last
I will never forgive what they did to brendan
>filename
Nice cope over a fricking sketch you manchild
Relax bro
I will never cease against those who don't respect Game Freak's vision!
Ok corporate boot licker
There are no Pokémon in that picture, IDIOT, those are anime girls.
ENTER
Hilbert/Calem > Nate > Brendan > Gold > Red
I wouldn't frick the rest so they do not chart.
hilbert
red
platinum lucas
ethan
elio
um elio
brendan
calem
victor
nate
dp lucas
Husband material:
Hilbert. The rest are not options to me.
Fricking:
Hilbert (missionary position, holding hands) > Brendan and Elio (wild fricking until the our balls are dry) > Victor > Ethan (both are cum dumps, sometimes you leave them in chastity cages to let then know what they really are: property) > Calem (frotting and 69).
Red: he is hiding in some mountain so he can jerk off in peace. I respect that.
Lucas: too precious and pure for this world. Lewding with him out of question. Transgressors will be shot.
Platinum Lucas > everyone else
Almost true
I'll rank them in terms of my head-canon battle prowess: Ethan = Lucas > Red > Brendan > Blake > Haven't played anything past 5th Gen
ethan >= red >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the rest
hilbert
nate
us elio
lucas
calem
victor
ethan
brendan
red
Hilbert > Red > Calem > Ethan > Victor > Elio > Nate > Brendan > Lucas
Intelligence: all are complete dumbasses
1, 2, 3, 7
5, 4, 6, 8
https://tiermaker.com/create/every-pokmon-protagonist-2022-1288425
Hilbert > The rest
OG Sun/Moon is so good. The Ultra remodels are so fricking atrocious to me.
Red > SM Elio > Hilbert > Brendan > Ethan > Nate > Lucas > USUM Elio > Calem > Victor
Hilbert>Brenden>Sun>
else
>Ethan: Soulless doll, screaming internally
>Brendan: "I put cocaine in my coffee to see how it would taste, then went for a morning jog!"
>Lucas: Saw some fricked up shit and just wats to move on
>Everyone from gen 5, 6, 7: Lifeless, emotionless, tablua rasa for the player to self insert as
>Victor: *confused british noises?*
>Red: Been ready to kick your ass since 1996
Calem > Hilbert > the rest
I prefer gold instead of ethan
I made it weird, didn't I?
How do you mean?
Ethan > Calem > Hilbert > Victor > Lucas > Red > Ultra!Elio > Nate > Elio > Brendan
Brendan would be top 3 if it was his original Ruby/Sapphire design
Seriously though what the frick were they going for with this.
Whats the issue?
gold > brendan > red > violet boy > everyone else >>>>>>>>>
the fricking bw / bw2 uglies. also hate the gen4 dude
design wise Ethan looks best but he's a rude shit in the manga
I really liked Brendan's characterization in the manga
Gen II Ethan > Red > Emerald Brendan > who cares
All >>>> Calem
The question remains
When will we see a canonical black main character?
Red is the only one that matter
Calem > Red > Hilbert > Brendan > Nate > the rest > SV male prot
Based
Cringe
Shota wiener in my mouth