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Banjo Tooie>Conker>Kazooie>DK64
CBFD Multiplayer* > BK > DK64 > CBFD
haven't played tooie
British platformers aren't worth playing.
They hated him because he spoke the truth.
Conker 34 and that club song gave the world masterpieces though
>male character
cartoonish, designed to be unique and memorable as a playable character, clearly an animal
>female character
Completely defined by human female sexual characteristics, to the point where she looks more like an anthro furry drawn intentionally off model just for gooning.
Why?
Video games are/were for men.
It was understood that was the audiance, so they took liberties to enhance the experience for said audiance.
Furthermore, actual playable female characters (Tiny, Kazooie) don't fit your description.
rare was full of furgays
Nintendo was the one who sexualized Tiny Kong.
as did anyone else who was sane
To be fair Conker is the only one in that pic where that's the case and that's for obvious reasons
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheSmurfettePrinciple
Tooie > Kazooie > DK64 > Conker. In terms of gameplay Conker is really the weakest. The first two are pretty close, I just like Tooie's levels better overall.
Anyone that still thinks Tooie is better than Kazooie hasn't gone back to replay them.
Quality over Quantity
Grunty Industries is legitimately a great level and figuring out how to actually get in was a fun gimmick. I also really liked Jolly Roger and Hailfire
Funny thing to say when Kazooie has more collectibles than Tooie and one more level.
sure, but it's smaller
Kazooie>CBFD>Tooie>DK64
Conker's is the only good one
DK64 has the best bosses and the worst everything else
How do I play these games now?
Tooie > Kazooie > DK64 > CBFD
1. BK
2. all other good games
3. DK64 / BT (tie)
3. Conker's Brown Diarrhea (seriously the game is aggressively brown)
yes I 101%ed them all when they came out
only great game among them was BK
DK64 > Tooie > BK >>> Conker
Banjo and Kazooie are my favorite Rareware characters, but the transformations and Mumbo gameplay are a waste of time in their games, so I prefer playing DK64.
BK has better pacing than Tooie, but I'd rather play Mario 64 over BK, while Tooie stands on its own thanks to its strong atmosphere and much greater sense of adventure. But DK64 does that even better.
Conker has fun multiplayer, but the story mode is trash tbh.
Agree with pretty much everything.
One thing people forget about the BK vs. BT debate is that both are great. If I'm stuck in a remote chalet for a day or two I prefer BK, if I'm stuck there for a week I prefer BT.
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Tooie >= Kazooie > Conker > DK64
I never minded Tooie's length, though the framerate does bother me. I always thought its approach to collecting Notes and getting rid of lives was a natural (and necessary) evolution of Kazooie. Love both.
Conker is great, but some of the main story sections are aggravating and, frankly, not amazing design-wise. But the multiplayer is god-tier, some of the best on the N64.
I actually really like DK64 but the color-coded items will always be its terrible flaw. Great game if you're not worried about 100%ing.
Can somebody clear this up for me?
The entire plot of BK is grunty wants to be sexy, so she captures Banjo's young sister and tries to take her sexiness?
i've never heard of these games before
https://vocaroo.com/1fOwg3evfMb7
why cant we have good collectathons anymore?
Conker is pretty shit. I hear the multiplayer is good but the game itself is aggressively bad on most levels and the humour isn't funny now that the "hehe I can't believe Nintendo okayed this" novelty has long past. I still kinda like it, though.
BK is a pretty fun time. Good amount of obstacle/objective variety, nice themes, good control and pacing, Ice level and quizzes bad. There not being an upgrade for the final set of honeycomb pickups was a cop-out.
Tooie ran like shit, didn't play much of it, and DK64 I've genuinely only played on release like 25 years ago and don't remember a thing about.
Everything in your post is wrong
>tooie ran like shit
eh? maybe you shouldn't have picked up your N64 at the sewer sale
Not him. Tooie is far from unplayable, but it does chug a bit in places. Hell, they had to bake in lag to the timing of the opening cutscene. It’s impressive that the game runs as well as it does.
>Need the expansion pak for it to run properly
>Even with the pak it has some of the worst slowdown
I think the game might just be shit
>Ice level and quizzes bad
Dis homie doesn't like Freezeezy?
Conker - 9.5/10
DK64 - 8/10
Banjo - 7/10
Banjo 2 - 6/10
That’s kind of a tough call.
BK > BT >= CBF >>> DK64
BK provides the tightest, most consistent experience. BT pushes the N64 to the limits, feels like a proper sequel in every way (retains + expands movepool, bigger hub and levels, direct story continuation), but it suffers from middling performance, slow pacing, and (at times) tedious objectives. CBF is a really fun ride, but it can also be very frustrating when shit starts getting janky. DK64 is a worse BT in terms of gameplay (more backtracking, more minigames, etc.). Frick the 101% completion.
>Banjo-Kazooie
The most consistently fun of the lot, although the bosses are somewhat lacking. There's very few times I dreaded playing any part in this game.
>Conker's Bad Fur Day
Far too many segments in the game that either drag on for way too long, or are just not fun to play. Multiplayer is ultra-god tier, though.
>Banjo-Tooie
It's BK, but WAY bigger. Technically impressive for its time, but in terms of design, it honestly feels like most levels are TOO big, making them a pain to traverse. Still, very impressive for what they were limited to at the time.
>DK64
What could have been a really fun, ultra-huge platformer turns into one of the most grueling collectathons in the entire genre thanks to the color-coded collectables. Multiplayer feels tacked-on, a SHITLOAD of segments and minigames that are dreadful to play through, and some really crappy level design make this probably the worst of the lot. However, the bosses are really fun, even if they rehash two of them.
This guy gets it, BK is consistently fun. The other may have more and better mechanics, but what the other games do with them is another thing.
Tooie was so ducking cool to experience at launch because of how technically impressive it is. It almost felt like a next gen game. I think I liked it more just because of how it made me feel so hopeful for video games.
Nobody will agree with this but
DK64 > BK2 > Conker > BK1
>Don't bother ranking any that you haven't finished
Ok.
> > >>>> >
First honest post in the thread.
Crash bandicoot 3 > Crash Bandicoot 1 > Crash Bandicoot 2 > Op's games
>crash bandicoot
tell me you're a kneegrow without telling
>Crash bandicoot
The best thing to come put of Crash is Coco art. It's not a bad series but it doesn't hd a candle to the Rareware games or other 3D platformers of the time like Mario 64 and Spyro.
There are no good N64 games.
i think you got it the wrong way around, there are no good PS1 - PS3 games. absolute Black person console series for microwaved children. if your dad bought you a playstation as a kid it means he hated you
You're a minority and your opinions don't matter.
This, if indie landfill was a video game genre it would be the PS1 games. Piles of shovelware slop full of more pixelshit than actual 3D games, recycled ideas from Nintendo and Square Enix trying to be the "X killer", not to mention the inferior set of platformers
I wish it was easier to make 3d platformers and JRPGs so we could see more of that from indie devs
I loved conker as a teen, but I tried going back to it last year and it's literally unplayable. It's not the humor or the gameplay, those hold up really well, it's the framerate, it runs at like 15-20 FPS at best.
BK > DK64 >= BT
My older brothers had Conker but I wasn't allowed to play it as a kid.
banjo > dk > conker
conker isn't a game it's just cutscenes
banjo tooie is just a bad game
Banjo-Kazooie > Banjo-Tooie
My Dad bought an N64 off a guy 20 years ago and ended up returning all the M rated games, Conker being one of them.
I played every single one of these consecutively last year, I am in a unique position to tell you how it is.
Banjo-Tooie is the best one, Donkey Kong 64 is better at times but toward the end it nose dives with creepy castle a dogshit level. Banjo-Kazooie is simply better than Conker Bad Fur Day mostly.
Banjo-Tooie arguably holds the peak with Grunty Industries but the game as a whole is way more inconsistent than Kazooie, like I'll take anything in the latter over something like Terrydactylland or Cloud Cuckooland, which are just dreadfully tedious.
>DK64 nosedives with Creepy Castle
But Gloomy Galleon is the worst level. Also, DK64 only truly falls apart with Beaver Bother. Everything else is fine.
>the game as a whole is way more inconsistent than Kazooie
>I'll take anything in the latter over something like Terrydactylland or Cloud Cuckooland
just what didn't you like about those then?
as I said, I feel very qualified to make the assertment considering I literally played those exact four games right after one another just one year ago now.
>Gloomy Galleon is the worst level
not hardly, it's a very nice level. you might consider it overly gimmicky being a nearly completely swimming level, but the boss is so much fun. I barely beat it with one hit point left, had my heart pumping. the fish transformation was great fun too.
Creepy Castle has nothing all that enjoyable about it. It's a linear walk up a cliff edge over stuffed with gimmicks. There's THREE beaver bothers in the level. do I say more?
Tooie in general is mixed but with more misses than hits. pretty often you get 2 bad levels for each good one. have to slog through mayan mayhem and glitter gulch for witchy world.
Then Terrydactyland and atlantis for hailfire peak. then you finish off with grunty industries which is good and cloud coocooland which I usually dont even bother with.
>pretty often you get 2 bad levels for each good one
no fricking way man, this is just you guys hating cloud land and terrydactyl. those levels are great
>hating mayan and gulch mine now too
oh my god, you guys just dont know kino I guess
those two levels being at the beginning is why I never really want to replay the game. weirdly I think atlantis might be the best of the bad ones I mentioned, but maybe it just has better music
I always tend to quit around Atlantis though. I love the first string of levels, and the ones that come after it.
i don't like gulch mine, mostly because of the music. best level is grunty industries
frick I love that music. (gulch mine)
>atlantis (jolly roger bay)
Is a great level
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Kazooie = Conker >>> Tooie >>>>> power gap >>>> DK64
Tooie > BJ > Conker > DK64 all 4 are good though
BK>BT=DK64
BK is basically my perfect game, wouldn't change a single thing. I rate BT and DK64 evenly, they're more of the good stuff, but they pushed the envelope too far. Massive levels were impressive for their era, but they're sometimes a slog to navigate.
I never finished Conker
Kazooie > Conker >DK 64 > Tooie
Kazooie is the only actually great game in this list, Conker's alright the other two are shit
I played banjo kazooie for the first time this year and I thought it was great. I'm planning on playing tooie next then I'll do conker or DK64 after, not sure which
DK64 is a bit of a chore but worth playing once i guess
BK > BT > DK64
Never finished Conker
Tooie>Kazooie>Conker>power gap>>>DK 64
Kazooie>BFD>Tooie>DK64
Cbfd mp, tooie/dk more or less interchangeable, bk, cbfd sp
Conker>BK1>BK2>DK64
Didnt finish any only played donkey kong
BK>DK64>BT
Kazooie>Conker>DK64>Tooie
tooie is so divisive, it's either your favorite or the worst one
Tooie was the only one I played growing up, but I've played Kazooie on both original hardware and the xbla version and I think Kazooie is slightly better as a complete package
Kazooie = DK64 > Tooie
I think I played 25% of Conker and then continued playing on a file where the game was almost done thinking it was where I left off so I will not count it. Whatever is between Great Mighty Poo and the vampire/zombie castle I skipped.
Okay
1. Banjo kazooie
What's your favourite song?
Kazooie is the most memorable and is full of charm
Tooie is fine, play it if you loved Kazooie and want more
Conker has some cool parts and dated humour and relied on some shock value
Donkey Kong is long and with some bugs eg the mechanical fish. I played it when I was 13 and don’t remember it being uniquely tedious on collectibles but I’m sure I’d hate it now. Cool rap and characters though
Kazooie
>>>DK64
Kazooie > Tooie
Didn't finish DK64 or Conkey despite trying both twice.