Rank them, not by teams, as trainers, but by personality as people.

Rank them, not by teams, as trainers, but by personality as people.

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    So, does any of them knows Sonic The Hedgehog?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      new sonic game has trans flag logo

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        meds for your TDS now

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >filtered by a logo
        skill issue

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >personality
    What personality?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The one you can perceive by not smashing the button everytime they speak

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I liked the childhood friend vibes of Ethan/Lyra in HGSS, but I wish they actually made you battle them. I dont remember if they ever did. Silver is the best Rival. Unova is obviously the best but that's a boring answer

      They all have personality since Gen 4.

      Say what you want about the Kalos bunch but at least the fatass is the only goofball, Shauna is just a cute girly e-girl and Trevor is a shy smart kid.
      Now this. THIS. What the frick is this? You wouldn't catch me near these misfit clowns even in the worst day of my life.

      Pokemon character design has really fallen

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Say what you want about the Kalos bunch but at least the fatass is the only goofball, Shauna is just a cute girly e-girl and Trevor is a shy smart kid.
    Now this. THIS. What the frick is this? You wouldn't catch me near these misfit clowns even in the worst day of my life.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Kalos group is objectively the worst. At least the SwSh group feel like actual friends

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Serena and Shauna feel like friends. Marnie is a non-character and Bede, Avery and Klara are literally not your friends, only Hop actually feels like your friend.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're delusional.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Klara is great
      pokemon has a habit of making all the girls "am I kawaii uguu" and it's nice to have a realistic depiction of a women being a vindictive b***h

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some characters are so hated to the point that schizos want voice actors to lose their jobs over pokemon characters.

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    silver>

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    7 > 9 > 1 > 4 > 2 > 5 > 8 > 3 > 6

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Going by general group
      Gen 7>Gen 9>Gen 5>Gen 2>Gen 8>Gen 1>Gen 4>Gen 6
      The only truly terrible one here is Gen 6 though.

      >8 above 3 or 4

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        May/Brendan are some the worst rivals in the series and Wally was a good idea handled like fricking dogshit, 3 fights TOTAL, one of which is after he's been gone for hours at the ass end of the game, isn't anywhere near enough to sell you the idea of continuous growth.
        Barry is just alright and Lucas/Dawn/Rei/Hikari are boring and hardly even count as rivals.
        Gen 8, despite the shitshow that was the overall plot, had genuinely solid characters, even if they weren't executed perfectly. Hau's change in demeanor and goal from beginning to end, Bede's genuine smarminess and antagonism (which Blue didn't have btw, he was a playground tease at worst), and Avery/Klara's little mini arcs of self-improvement are all some of the best the series has to offer not a high bar, honestly, with the big sore spot being Marnie, who's a walking plank of wood that's only the most popular because she's a cute girl.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Play ORAS, it makes your opposite gender rival a character and love interest a little, gives it more battles, a full evolved team, mega evolution and makes Wally way, WAY more competent and gives him an atmosphere that actually conveys his growth

          >defending Hop
          >pretending Bede wasn't ruined when queen Elizabeth II brainwashed him into a troony
          >defending a literal random thot and Avery
          lmao

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hop
            Yes, actually. His amount of battles as overboard but they helped in conveying a solid narrative. The biggest criticism I have of his story is that the whole "I want to be a reseacher!" conclusion specifically was poorly telegraphed.
            Bede wasn't ruined when queen Elizabeth II brainwashed him into a troony
            If you had actually bothered reading in this children's game and not mashing A and then talking out of your ass on a mongolian basket weaving forum you'd realize that he really didn't change at all after becoming Opal's protégé.
            a literal random thot and Avery
            Yes, because their stories, while brief, were novel and well written.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Bede looks like didn't change in the league, but later you see the opposite, he even gives you a soft boy smile and talks about spreading the worth of fairies to others, it seemed like it was gonna be good, showing Bede outgrow the grooming of others (Rose and Opal) but it wasn't, he was tamed and assassinated as a character.

              >their stories
              What stories even kek

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >but later you see the opposite
                What the frick are you talking about? He's still a standoffish douche even after you beat his ass at Ballonlea Stadium in the postgame. He respects you, but he doesn't like you. He's genuinely what nostalgiablind boomers THINK Blue was.
                >What stories even kek
                The stories of being abject failures who bloat their egos by being big fish in a small pond, get a dose of reality upon an actually talented trainer entering the fray, and then try to play dirty to keep up their illusion before realizing that they can't keep playing around and need to genuinely improve themselves if they want to see success in the future.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >What the frick are you talking about?
                The parts I mentioned? Just because he keeps not liking you doesn't change the fact he was brainwashed by Opal. You can't look at pic related and tell me he wasn't changed by what his last groomer made him, you just can't.

                >artificially inflating "sore loser who cheats tries harder after eating dust"
                No story I see

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Just because he keeps not liking you doesn't change the fact he was brainwashed by Opal
                What brainwashing? Learning to not be so connected to a guy who threw him out at the earliest convenience simply because he thought he had connection? In case you didn't notice, he doesn't start borderline worshipping Opal after he takes up the mantle of Fairy-type Gym Leader, if anything, he becomes further assured in his OWN abilities. I'll admit that saying he didn't change was me misspeaking, but acting like he did some massive 180 just because of a few poses is moronic.
                >I can't understand these children's games characters so they don't have a story
                Just saying you were braindead would've conveyed the same thing buddy.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I admit making shit up but... YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE CHARACTERS okay?!
                What characters? I thought the last part was about Klara and Avery

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I admit making shit up
                Where exactly did I do that?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >"I-I'll admit.. that saying he didn't change was me... "misspeaking" ha ha... b-but...
                Face it. Bede was a great and promising character who got turned into a troony lover whose only remotely remarkable trait is that he doesn't like you.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >saying I misspoke earlier in an argument is tantamount to admitting that every point that I'd presented thus far (that you've suspiciously stopped trying to refute) was a lie
                How about you go back to Elementary and actually listen to what your English teacher is saying this time, yeah?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >admitting that every point that I'd presented thus far
                Never said such a thing. Maybe you should stop projecting and going back to those English classes you dropped.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Never said such a thing.
                Then maybe you can illuminate exactly what you meant by "making shit up", and then point exactly to what statements you think I "admitted" to making up, then. Or are you going to hide behind vague gotchas built on shitty foundations for the entirety of this argument?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >can you repeat yourself, please? I have the attention span of a Goldeen
                I adamantly refuse. Pay attention next time and stop wasting my time.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >can you repeat yourself
                Anon, your illiteracy is showing again. I didn't ask you to repeat yourself-quite the opposite, I only asked you to further expand on your point and provide examples from my posts (you know, the thing you're making your claim about in the first place)?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >No please I missed when you told me earlier, so please repea-I mean... explain more ha ha...
                Sorry anon, we won't continue this until you learn to read.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >adamant refusal to do a simple task that'd bolster the strength of his argument significantly
                Looks like the clear cut admission of a losing argument to me. I accept your concession and hope you have a nice day.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Gen 8, despite the shitshow that was the overall plot, had genuinely solid characters, even if they weren't executed perfectly
          LMAO

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Brendan/May sucks ass as a rival. Might even be worse than Calem/Serena. Wally is alright.
        While I think Marnie has no personality and there are aspects about Hop I do not like, I find Bede, Avery, and Clara to be cool characters. Even so Hop isn't too bad, he's just kind of an butthole and not the funny kind.

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's insane to me how much of an improvement SV's friend group is compared to the ones that came before it
    >Gen 1-4 obviously didn't have a friend group
    >BW sorta has a friend group, but it's basically generic rival + your blonde bimbo friend. They're alright but barely quantify as a "group".
    >BW2 goes back to single rival but you sorta hang out with some gym leaders.
    >XY has the group of morons who jerk you off the whole game, with the player only having one on one moments with 2/4 of them.
    >SM has Hau the moron, Lillie the prostitute and later Gladion the cuck. All of them kinda suck shit except for Hau who's at least kinda funny.
    >SWSH once again doesnt have a friend group but Hop is so shit he counts for like 5 shit characters in one. Also I guess you hang out with Sonia sometimes?
    >PLA has your "rival" who exists just to jerk you off and Adaman/Irida who you kinda sorta befriend, and later Volo and his wacky autism quest. Once again not a group, but they're pretty okay.
    Then we get to SV, which did the smartest way to get a player to care about the characters. You introduce each one separately, and eventually they meet and interact. Even if you hate them or whatever these guys are at least way more memorable than most rival groups, and it's because of the way the story introduces you to them, and then wraps it up in Area Zero. It's satisfying having your friends getting to know each other, bicker, learn about each other's lives, and grow while you descend into the crater.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      shut up SVschizo

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Arguments to be found: zero results

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      They literally have zero personality

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        You literally are moronic or didn't play the game.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Lillie is a 'prostitute' somehow
      >has nothing bad to say about Penny, the scummiest piece of shit in the series

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Going by general group
    Gen 7>Gen 9>Gen 5>Gen 2>Gen 8>Gen 1>Gen 4>Gen 6
    The only truly terrible one here is Gen 6 though.

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    rirrie > all

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >RBGY/FRLE
    Autistic protagonist and chill dude
    >GSC/HGSS
    Protagonist and male tsundere
    >RSE/ORAS
    Rival’s personality changes a bit based on the gender you chose, I picked Brendan and I feel like May is likable enough, their romance is fairly cute. Wally doesn’t really have anything going for him other than ‘dying of aids’ until the remakes
    >DPP
    Barry uh…exists…
    >BW
    protagonist dumps friend group as soon as they get a cult leader autism bf, I like everyone though
    >BW2
    Hugh uh…exists…
    >XY
    No one likes these people, Shauna is cute though so I didn’t hate her as much as everyone else did.
    >SM
    Lillie’s game

    Haven’t played the rest, I liked Kieran a lot though when I watched a playthrough of the DLC for SV.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >protagonist dumps friend group as soon as they get a cult leader autism bf
      This didn't happen

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        They literally drop everything in BW2 to look for N
        That autist’s wiener is unbeatable.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          You were talking about BW1 though, not 2. Even then there's zero inclination of romance between the protag and N. The protag of BW1 was planned to show up as endgame boss just like Red in GSC. The bit about them looking for N is obviously a weak last minute excuse as to why they aren't in 2, not evidence of a some fanfic romance you wish it was.

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >didn't play LGPE but Blue is OK I guess, people jerk him off a bit too much. But I like the rival bants
    >kind of a similar deal with Silver, people like him cause he's an butthole but he's not much more than that
    >May/Brandon are really disappointing with their unevolved starter ass. They don't really do anything. Wally is kino though
    >I honestly don't remember what Dawn/Lucas even do. Barry is all right, but a bit annoying
    >Cheren and Bianca are based, N is a fun autist, I like him a lot. Didn't play BW2
    >Frick the dancing fat frick and the tomato head motherfrickers, I fricking HATED every single second I was forced to waste my fricking time with them. The audacity of this fricking game to call them "my friends". Shauna was cute, Calem/Serena were all right
    >Lillie is pretty good as a characters in terms of writing, sadly the game makes her incredibly annoying cause it forces you to handhold her all the time (not in a good way). It's like she is the MC and you are just a braindead plot vehicle for her. Gladion was kino, don't care about Hau and his obsession with food was stupid. Didn't play USUM
    >Bede was kino, I know people here say he was groomed by Opal or whatever but he was actually groomed by Rose. Opal saved him cause she saw the potential in him. Fun character arc. Hop is all right, kinda boring but at least he had something going on. Marnie has literally no personality. Didn't play the DLC
    >Arven is fantastic, he's basically was Lillie tried to be but executed very well. Probably one of my fav characters in the whole franchise. Nemona is pretty good, didn't like her at first cause I thought she was just le yandere gf but she's just autistic. Penny is ok, her story definitely lacked something. Carmine and Kieran are great, I still think Carmine is a bit of a b***h but that's fine. Kieran's mindbreak arc was really unexpected, looking forward to seeing his schizo ass again.
    Really improved a lot in the last few gens, gotta say.

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    5 > 9 > 7 > The Rest > Selena/Whatever the XY Male Rival's Name Is > 2

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Better question which group is the most attractive and which group are the ugly fricking kids

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tierno alone makes the Kalos group the ugliest motherfrickers by far.
      I don't know why people keep saying that SV characters are ugly. Arven turned me lowkey bisexual.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Penny drags the group down HARD. Nemona is mid, Arven is a cool motherfricker, I'll give you that.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Penny is definitely the weakest out of the three, but I liked the b***hfights she caused in Area Zero.
          Nemona was kinda mid at first but eventually I found her full-blown autism really endearing. I feel like she needed more background story or something. Would've been cool to meet her parents or her sister or something.
          Arven is such a bro. His story is actually well written, but despite his (surprisingly tragic) backstory he's trying his best and is a pretty cheery person all things considered. I had no idea I could feel like that for guys but I would do anything to see him smile again.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Penny an ugly b***h though.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Honestly, all you need to make her look good is give her long hair. Maybe some breasts too.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tierno drags the group down pretty far, but I think Serena, Calem and Shauna are attractive enough to keep them from dead last
        Now the SWSH kids...those are some fricking ugly kids.

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no Elaine
    >no Kris
    >no Selene
    >no Gloria
    >no Juliana

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no non-canon characters
      Correct.

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sinnoh group is easily the best imo. Lucas/Dawn/Barry all have good chemistry and good interactions with each other. Barry is objectively the best rival in the series, an actual rival without being a meme like Silver or Blue or a total pushover like everyone that followed and Lucas/Dawn are a much better Brendan/May in the role as the professor assistant because they're actually competent and help you out.

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know someone is gonna go crazy for Kalos placement but Dawn barely exists and Barry is a literal hyperactive moron, the only character in Kanto's group is Green and Galar's only good one is Bede until he's mindbroken by a hag. At least Serena was a nice friendly rival and Shauna was my girlfriend, meeting the fatass and the midget twice in the game didn't ruin them for me

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Shaunacuck has bad taste
      Imagine my shock.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"shaunacuck"
        >"taste"
        Shauna being your girlfriend is literally canon, anon, the game gives you PROTECTION after she gets all romantic around you watching the fire works. Serena is your friend and rival and Shauna is your girlfriend.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Flat
          >Ugly
          >Brown
          Cope shaunacuck

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >b-but I hate my XY girlfriend!
            Doesn't matter.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Schizo headcanon

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good ranking

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Paldea > Unova >Galar >Sinnoh > Johto > Alola > Kalos > Kanto

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now who do you think has the most popularity worldwide?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Red than Alola protags than Galar protags than Paldea protags than the rest

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blue > who cares, all of them are below him

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    silver, barry, and arven are easily top 3

    the only thing other rivals have going for them are cute designs

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the moronic kid too stupid to even get himself a pokedex

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      didn't the dancing fattie get like 3rd place in the Japanese popularity poll?

  21. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fun fact, Arven won the Famitsu award for best character in 2022.
    He also made amazingly good in a popularity poll for japanese women, surpasing even the likes of Trafalgar Law from One Piece, a character that was kept into the story for a fricking decade out of sheer popularity. Both lost to Rika, tho
    >1. Rika (Pokemon SV)
    >2. Heshikiri Hashebe (Touken Ranbu)
    >3. Natsuyu Jie (Jujutsu Kaisen)
    >4. Gojou Satoru (Jujutsu Kaisen)
    >5. Arven (Pokemon SV)
    >6. Trafalgar Law (One Piece)
    >7. Gou Buzen (Touken Ranbu)
    >8. Hyakunosuke Ogata (Golden Kamuy)
    >9. Hajime Tsukishima (Golden Kamuy)
    >10. Kuninaga Tsurumaru (Touken Ranbu)

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Rika
      Why? I get that faux bishounens are popular but she's not even an entertaining one.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Paldea's characters are just the best

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >japanese woman want to frick Jacq
      Good taste, he cute.

  22. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Friendship 🙂

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus christ what a downgrade

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Those butthole hijacked their new life the second they stepped foot on alola they need a break

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Move to Hawaii
          >Gets chosen by island guardian
          >Save the universe
          >Become first registered Champion
          >Btfo Red and Blue

          All with a smile on their face

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Protagonist isn't even there
      Once again, Lillie's game.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wasn't the Alola one more of an ashime promotion? Makes sense why they're not there. The ones that came later were more based on the games.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ash isn't here either though

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Cynthia and Volkner doing a pedo team up

  23. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hoenn is the worst. Wally barely interacts with you and May/Brendan barely have an overly formal relationship.
    Sinnoh is also very bad. And Kalos too.

  24. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    gangs all here

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Defend Penny from Team Star in a heartbeat
      >Silent when Carmine being a shitty sister

      Explain yourself

  25. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    here

  26. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Green>>>

  27. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    ScatVioletgays having a meltdown over their bad characters again

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      ?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's mad.

  28. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gen 1: Blue was a wienery douche

    Gen 2: Silver is the best butthole rival

    Gen 3: Wally was just a one and done character yet everyone loves him

    Gen 4: meh

    Gen 5: They participate in the story better

    Gen 6: lame

    Gen 7: wimps & angsty

    Gen 8: even more wimps & wife material

    Gen 9: Someone who loves battles, someone who cares for his partner & friends, neet, and someone who becomes evil thanks to you

  29. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    sv and sm have the only good characters

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Silver is great too

  30. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    N>Barry>Hugh>Bianca+Cheren>who cares about the rest

  31. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care if people think I'm a homophobe. I will stab Avery to death with a kitchen knife. I will also kill Hau and Hop because they are not sexy nor cute. Those c**ts should have been waifus.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're not a homophobe you're just in the closet you stupid chink schizo
      You're mad cause you want to frick Avery

  32. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    S - Shauna
    A - Carmine, Nemona, Serena, Dawn, May, Lillie, Marnie
    B -
    C -
    D -
    E -
    F - the rest

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Marnie
      Worst pokegirl of any group

  33. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 being worst 10 being best

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Johto's personality-less mutes and generic edgelord at 10

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick is even that thing next to the Hoenn gang?

  34. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    2 > 5 > 4 > 1 > 3 > 7 > 8 > 6 = 9

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good bait

  35. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hoenn gang is pretty good after gen 6 but you guys aren't ready to accept Sinnoh's one is the one without a single redeeming quality

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had more fun with Akari as character than with Dawn and Barry honestly. Sinnohgays only repeat the high level trainer meme because it's the only thing they had until Legends

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hoenn isn't even good after the remakes.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        right? just gives them shittier designs and Wally's still a homosexual

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hoenn is only good after the remakes and the meme frontier has never been as nice as you guys pretend it is

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