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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yukka Laylee isn't in the same realm as the other two. They got a sequel.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      MN9 kinda did too.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >inb4 they all get mogged by Billie Bust Up
    I thought jap devs were better than western?

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I haven’t played any/10

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would say MN9 is the worst buy people saw that disaster coming from miles away, so I'm gonna have to say Yooka Laylee

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Balan Wonderworld is the worst game here, but Mighty No. 9 was the biggest failure with all the hype behind it. Add on that Inafune was already trying to set up a whole franchise, and it rightfully blew up in his face.

    Yooka-Laylee is a mess, but it's not in the same league as the other two. It came off as more poor decisions building up and some budget constraints, but you could tell the team DID care. It also got a sequel that was far better despite having to reinvent the wheel.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Balan Wonderworld is the worst game here, but Mighty No. 9 was the biggest failure with all the hype behind it.
      Couldn't have put it better myself. I won't pretend I wasn't one of those morons that believed store-brand Mega Man could finally provide some quality jumpin' & shootin', but when the pain faded the schadenfreude more than made up for it. Everything about Balan was just sad.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As already said, yooka laylee while not the best game, is no where near as flawed as the other two and got a much better sequel with impossible lair. It’ll likely have a future unlike the other two.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yooka laylee is so ugly, balan is unironically at least a good design

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >unironically at least a good design
      Nothing to be ironic about, it's such a waste of a design.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yooka>Balan>Mighty
    Yooka is a mediocre game but it is at the very least functional on a technical level.
    Balan is legit broken down to the very design, but at least you can feel some soul in it.
    Mighty was a scam and Inafune is a masaive hack who falsely claims to have incented Mega Man when in reality he was just a glorified coffee b***h.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yooka Laylee isn't offensively bad.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Mega Man walked so Mighty Number 9 could run". This is what the internet was like before 20 minutes later everyone realized Inafune had no idea on how to handle an IP and literal free money given by people, "better than nothing" was my favorite part of the arc.

    The relationship between Yooka Laylee and Banjo isn't the same precisely thanks to duds like MN9 making people have less faith in projects like this, at best it was disappointment but never that its only redeeming quality was being better than nothing, Balan doesn't hit the same either because it was never sold as a replacement for a real old Sonic Team game just because it used devs from back when ST were good, it wasn't Naka's dream game or anything so it's just surprising how bad it is, not disappointing.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mighty no 9 has a cool boss theme. I've always liked it.

      That's it, that's the list of good things, maybe I can also give it the Robotmasters being a family in-game is kind of cool but list is done. Game's like the MM equivalent of the 2D Sonic Colors sections except it plays even worse and it's way way way uglier and so full up its ass with unneccesary flowery shit what a fricking trashfire.

      Mighty no 9 faceplanted into a fricking puddle so Shovel Kight could run more like.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The praise MN9 got just made the fall more fun

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Add FNF to the list.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't kids love that game? I haven't heard anything about it failing.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They did a Kickstarter and haven't delivered the full game in years. Add on the constant controversies in that community, even compared to normal for these kinds of fanbases.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >They did a Kickstarter and haven't delivered the full game in years
          How? It's a flash game. Either way that's pretty funny, thanks.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yooka-Laylee's a fun game. I played it without listening to the reviews and couldn't tell what people were mad about. I actually beat it twice and started a third run.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i havent played it in awhile but this joke is the main thing i remember about it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How does the bat know that?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The lizard tongue-fricks her daily

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Echolickation.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yooka laylee is occasionally fun and is better than banjo tooie
    mighty number 9 is a mid-tier mega man rip off
    balan wonderworld is fricking god awful every second and it's nothing like nights or sonic

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just noticed it looks like not-megaman is wearing a thong.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yooka laylees 2d sequel is unironically a really good platformer

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't forget to add Bloodstained to the list of kickstarter spiritual successor failures

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bloodstained is good though??????????????????????????????

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nah, it's shit and doesn't get remotely close to castlevania games, you just pretend to like it because of the coomerbait

        How was that a failure if they announced a sequel?

        wait until you hear about yooka laylee

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh you're moronic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How was that a failure if they announced a sequel?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bloodstained got a full release with decently positive reception besides the switch version being complete ass at launch, two dlc characters, and two classicvania spin-offs. Regardless of how it stacks up to Castlevania, it is clearly in a tier above the rest of these failure from critical reception alone

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I need to get around to playing my copy.
      Curse of the Moon was great. How did the main game stack up in comparison?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        somewhere between the better castlevanias and the average ones

        fun gameplay, poor graphical style

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I preferred Curse of the Moon, if only for the aesthetic. Ritual of the Night was good as such, but it looks kind of bad at times and lacks the atmosphere of Castlevania

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ritual of the night is upper-mid tier out of the sotn-style castlevanias

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Was Yooka Laylee actually bad or did Banjogays just dream up impossible expectations for an outdated genre?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >did Banjogays just dream up impossible expectations for an outdated genre?
      this plus the fact that it was one of the first games to get the cancel culture treatment.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mighty No9 and Yoka are disappointments sure but they still play like actual video games they are trying to ape.
    Id argue if they came out back when the genre they are replicating was popular they would have got much better scores.
    Balan is just a mess of a game it would haver sucked even if it came out during the Saturn/Dream-cast era.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yooka-Laylee >>>>>>>>> Balan Blunderworld > Mighty No

    Balan is the worst game by far, but the hype mixed with the absolute shitshow MN9 was makes it leave an extra terrible taste in my memory. Don't know why YL is there, the original game is just okay at best, but nowhere near a mess and The Impossible Lair is genuinely a good game.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    At least Balan seems interesting. YL was dull as frick with it's large, empty, ugly levels and lame gameplay. Haven't played MN9, but it simply looks boring

    So Balan > MN9 > YL

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    YL got a good 2d platformer. the original just suffered from scope creep creating empty levels.

    Balan is ass, but MN9 is an insult.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yooka-Laylee was pretty fun for the first two worlds, was clearly on the downslope in the second half, especially in the casino world (the overall level shape is just a giant fricking square), it fell off completely in world 5. That being said, The Impossible Lair was really solid and I enjoyed it a lot more. No idea what Playtonic is up to, but a second 2D game would be the best outcome at this point. I suggest the first game only as a novelty but the second one is probably one of the better modern platformers around.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Guess I need to play The Impossible Lair. Seems like a lot of people like it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's basically DKC Returns and Tropical Freeze

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will I enjoy Yooka-Laylee if I love Banjo Kazooie and Tooie?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The only thing it's missing is the humour. Gameplay is a yes from me.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe. I really liked BK and BT and felt that YL failed to deliver on it completely. Maybe it's the modern graphics, the widescreen versus 4:3 ratio, but the entire presentation and visual aspect of it feels very not like Rareware at all, surprisingly. The levels are also very spread out. BK had much better density, aside from Click Clock Woods of course. I'd say it's worth a go if you can get it on sale cheap

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    At least Yooka Laylee got some decent furry porn.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dunno about those two on too but Yokai Leelley and Super Lucky's Tale are two platform games I thought to be overhated.
    If those can't scratch your itch for Banjo then nothing will.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yooka-Laylee isn't really in the same tier of failure as the other 2
    I would say balan wonderland just barely was a bigger disaster than mighty number 9 as a game but at least it didn't directly insult it's audiences biggest insecurities

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I still remember when people were trying to pile Bloodstained with MN9 too. People are moronic.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yooka 1 followed everything wrong with Banjo Tooie.
    Yooka 2 was forgettable, but fun until the end of the game.
    I beat it, but giving out tonics that affect how your movement works then asking you to do a gauntlet without them was pretty shit. You get movement ones early in the game so you can go most of the game playing a certain way and then have to re-learn the game for a challenge gauntlet.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    we were fricking stupid back then

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The praise MN9 got just made the fall more fun

      it was a different time

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The praise MN9 got just made the fall more fun

      The fact that Capcom slapped together Megaman 11 just to prove what an absolute shit show MN9 was even more by comparison, and then never touched Megaman again makes the whole MN9 saga even more hilarious. It's like a martial artist copying the opponent's signature move, doing it better than them, and then saying it's too shit to use again.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Balan was next level awful, to the point that it became cringe kino. the other ones were just fricking boring and disappointing

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    balan wonderworld was the funnest one to watch crash and burn. other two just felt like cheap knock iffs of games people wanted

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So is tooka laylee ever gonna happen

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yooka-Laylee > Mighty No. 9 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Balan Wonderland

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think Yuji Naka going to jail shortly after release cements Balan as the most bombastic king of failures.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    remember when they originally posted these images on the kickstarter (never saying it was concept art) then showed the 3D dogshit graphics and people were trapped in a coping spiral

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How could I forget?

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Only Kickstarter games I ever considered maybe backing during that whole craze were Bloodstained and La-Mulana 2.
    >Both of them manage to hit some weird specific niche of "actually manages stand up to its predecessors for the most part, but stumbles during the endgame (but not enough to ruin the game)."
    two nickels etc

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The only kickstarter I've backed was Wonderful 101 Remastered, since it was an actual finished game and functioned more like a pre-order.
      Four years out and I still haven't gotten the comic book. They did give me a free steam code when my physical switch copy was delayed, though.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't Mighty no 9 tried to have a TV show or something?
    Boy, what a shitshow.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frick I remember that. They even tried to do another alternate universe similar to Mega Man Legends.

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