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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    carian filth

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >causes all of the land's problems
    >leaves

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The goat

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She fixed everything.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      with me 🙂

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The land was already shit to begin with

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Place is bad for a select group of people
        >Makes it bad for every group of people
        >Objective improvement

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't look like that.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think you mean Renna. Who is Ranni?

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I am cumming

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Okay but show me female Blaidd

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        welcum to McRannie's

        I mean... she's using the body of a sexless puppet and her original one is charred and petrified. I don't think you're getting nookie out of that.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Miquela is out there somewhere. Pretty sure we can convince the flag to give some upgrades to ranni

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I guess... Could even be possible just to 'separate' the right parts of her spirit from the puppet and have fun that way like with her face?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >four hands
              >two tongues
              H-hot

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Type A and B bullshit robbed us of husbando Ranni
        This I won't forgive.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Will she ever get the pringle out??

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Worst part of ER. Her troon doll’s body burns in my ending fr

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no ropes or doll joints
    into the trash

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >do her quest and ending as a STR FAITH build
    >all her rewards are the best sorcery items in the game
    >mfw
    all worthless shit. dumb doll witch.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >STR/Fai
      Should have done Goldmask.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        i did. i did every questline possible. rannis ending was nice, i guess.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    belly unironically too flat

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    dangerously cute

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Witch, Renna.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do people say the snow witch is named Renna. Renna's rise is probably Rennala's.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Renna is Ranni's teacher's name

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          welcum to McRannie's

          It should be illegal to draw Ranni without the second face

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            It should be illegal to draw ranni without a flat chest unless they're ridiculously big

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        play the game

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They put this on the trailer, not surprised that her ending is the most taken

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      she's basically the mc of the game, the entire underworld is directly related to her quest and has tons of content and items

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the easiest quest to follow.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just mending the rune without any extra shit is way easier. Age of stars is at 27% completion on steam, the elden lord ones are at 20. And that encompasses 4 whole endings out of 6

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          But most people that played casually will have explored enough to have done her questline
          Also, she's the best girl

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          the player is heavily guided towards ranni's content, even if it isn't necessary content, it's a lot easier to find and follow it than anyone else's endings, and people won't often choose to do less when offered more

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            The speedrunning community as a collective sneezed at that last part

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              absolutely pointless thing to mention in the context of achievement percentages, speedrunners are a tiny minority to begin with and you don't become a speedrunner without first playing the game thoroughly to know all the content
              i guarantee there isn't a single elden ring speedrunner who hasn't done ranni's quest at least once

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >and people won't often choose to do less when offered more
            On an off note this is a thing that bugs me in RPGs when a condition for certain events are
            >Do this but don't do these quests
            Like wtf you can't expect people not to engage in content, it isn't intuitive or imo particularly good design

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            The problem here is that Fromsoftware like always, cut a ton of content when they ran out of time. From what it seems, at least two Empyrians had an ending. Malenia's was scrapped entirely. Miquella was sent to the DLC but I doubt he has an ending for himself. Ranni won because she was the luckiest I guess.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          But most people that played casually will have explored enough to have done her questline
          Also, she's the best girl

          Either Im moronic or you guys watched guides. I didnt find Blaidd in nokron (I spend two fricking hours trying to find that furry bastard I swear if he wasnt dead Id kill him myself out of anger. And I basically gave up after I got the Mini Rannie puppet because I had no idea what to do then. Nah easiest endings are fracture and Goldmask for me.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I didnt find Blaidd in nokron (I spend two fricking hours trying to find that furry bastard
            Anon how? He tells you where he went down in and the area isn't very big either. The only hard part I remember was figuring out Ranni went into her sister's tower but that's it it's honestly shocking how easy her quest is to figure out.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              You're confusing the regular underground area where you meet him before the festival with Nokron. Blaidd isn't even in Nokron, he's in gay baby jail.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ok now you are fricking with me. First off the moron says "Ill meet you up ahead". Alright so I slowly go every possible direction in nokron twice and just cant find him( tiny area my ass btw). I refuse to believe that this wasnt a Bug or something right?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Bro you might be moronic. Blaidd tells you where he's going to be and he's like maybe 50 yards from the site of grace. Mini Ranni tells you what the frick she wants you to do. All you had to do was just explore the area and kill the shadow thing.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              HE DOESENT TELL ME WHERE HES GOING !! HE SAYS "DURR ILL GO THIS DIRECTION LOL"

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Are you talking about the second time after you kill radahn
            he's not down there that time. Iji trapped him in the forlorn hound evergaol because he was afraid he would turn on Ranni as per his CIA programing

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Well that doesent sound straightforward now does it. Thanks anon these other two anons tried to gaslight me into thinking im moronic

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                No it isn't exactly, but I believe if you talk to iji he tells you that he did imprison him, and I guess you're supposed to figure he would he where you originally fought with him the first time. That's probably the one part of her quest that's the most unclear. The rest is pretty straightforward

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well my cope is that I didnt want her ending anyway. Never trusted her. Goldmasks ending seems to solve shit.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Your loss, homosexual
                Enjoy being goldmasks wienersleeve

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Mate hes dead he wont be doing much anyway. Enjoy your 1000 year journey with your wife (until she finds a stronger being and kills you like she did her own kin)

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why would she? It's not like she was has been merely playing the opportunist. She had a specific goal in mind and reasons behind her actions.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Blaidd leaves a message near the crater opening telling you he has to take care of other things or something, dont remember the specifics.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its the easiest ending quest to follow and generally the best,mainly because its the only questline that actually feels complete and not a rush job

      >Goldmask is just a recolored default
      >Fia can easily be skipped or fricked over by THE D
      >Curse requires unhinged mentality.
      >Flame requires a ton of obscure shit for the evil ending.
      >Melina doesnt even react to you bypassing the erdtree, so the entire Flame to Pithing quest that requires several questlines done is pointless.
      >Malenia gets nothing other than being the aids boss of the game.
      >Rykard despite being a god devouring jorgmundr reference is a jobber who does sweet nothing.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can't get the frenzied flame without melina present before burning the tree. Mogh's chamber in the sewers is closed until you kill forgot, and after you kill him you are trapped at the front of the erdtree until you rest in the bonfire so melina can give you the medallion.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      chaos and space are the only endings worth shit, all the others are just mass effect tier recolors

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    hot wife

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My wife is very pretty!
    I believe in blue girl supremacy!

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >breasts
      disgusting

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      offmodel

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he didn't get the secret secret ending where Ranni becomes fuller than the moon

        lol
        lmao even

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >giving a shit when the artist draws your waifu off model
        fricking fair weather homosexual, it's not love if you limit your feelings to when she's depicted in your "pure" mental image

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I've seen the last temptation of christ, you can't trick me that easily satan.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >ditches his waifu the instant she doesnt fit in his perfect little box for her
            >calls ANYONE else satan

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >she looks the same bro, trust me
              satan.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's not about looking the same you fricking moron, it's about loving her regardless of how she's physically depicted
                but hey thanks for making it clear you're just some stupid homosexual trying to be an edgy purist

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't know Satan was into internet trolling, checks out though.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >hurr durr ur satan bro
                thank you for your concession
                unfaithful prostitute

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm not the literal christian devil bro, trust me
                Man, so obvious.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >i'm not coping and shitting myself bro, trust me
                Man, so obvious.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                "Evil cannot create anything new, they can only corrupt and ruin what good forces have invented or made"

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >put in zero effort into a post
                >get zero effort back
                >WTF?!

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wow, took you a full hour to come up with that?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                no, took me an hour to stop what i was doing and check my notifications
                but thanks for telling everyone you're obsessively checking this thread to instantly respond to something you dont like lmao

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >but thanks for telling everyone you're obsessively checking this thread to instantly respond to something you dont like lmao
                projecting too hard

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no u
                hey man, it's okay we already know you're emotionally invested in this conversation, i'm sure having the last word will definitely be some kind of consolation over being automatically wrong

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >conversation
                I prefer to call it 'punching down' actually

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                up*

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Filthy Carian bawd

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    welcum to McRannie's

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Even in McRannie's, McFlurry is Out of Order
      real talk, is that machine rigged to breakdown often?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I believe it requires excessive cleaning at intervals, so like if you come before closing or something where they have cleaned it they might be unwilling to make you one just go have to go through the hassle of cleaning it again

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not that it breaks down.
        It's that the workers at the McDonalds don't want to either clean or refill it just to make you a flurry.
        In many cases this is actually mandated by management too (specifically, you're not allowed to refill the machine at certain times when there's a chance the mix will go to waste because there's not enough customers to buy it all).

        Basically it's very rare that the soft serve machine being 'Out of Order' actually means it's broken.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Redhair ranni a sexy!

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ranni the b***h

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why bother drawing another girl in ranni cosplay if you're not gonna give her four arms?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Literally same voice actress. Elden ring used the same dubbing studio as xenoblade.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love Mio!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        We Love Mio here 🙂

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Horrible the thread

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ranni this gay

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's shame that pidia dies before having the chance to restoe her puppet body to pristine condition

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's never a shame that pidia dies

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          don't talk shit about my bros pidia and seluvis

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK OFF RANNI STOP POSTING ON Ganker

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kill the two fingers, anon

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I got your two fingers right here b***h!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes my queen, i will not rest until everything with more than 7 faith is dead

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want a mini ranni

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish Ranni would send hired assassins after me like she did to Blaidd and Iji

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tranni the Witch

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    TRANNI THE b***h!

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day troony lover

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"I hadn't expected any soul to recognize me in this guise."
    Was is autism?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      now put her in the jar

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Working on getting the perfect size

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >oh, a dogged fellow, arent we? Or is it merely thy habit to talk to dolls?
      I love her so much

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the carians are the coolest tbh

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      indeed, best lore, best spells and gear

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Godfreys and Marikas children all failures
      >so are Radagon and Marikas children
      >except Radagon and Rennalas
      Fire Giant genes are something else

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wish she mentioned her family more
        Like when I beat her mother and 2 brothers I wish she said something

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Ranni killed herself
        >Radahn's brain got melted
        >Rykard took his vore fetish too far
        they're not total frickups like mohg and godrick but they're hardly winners themselves

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Rykard only got lazy. Both Ranni and Rykard worked together to knock down Marika/The Greater Will which they succeed in.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Their parent's divorce retroactively made them autistic

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The eyes are out of perspective and the hands are messed up

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    red haired ranni kinda cute

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the carians are the coolest tbh

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      man, the shattering really fricked them up

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >poster count gone
    >single ranni hater emboldened to pretend there's more than one of him even more now
    >he has posted thirty antiranni posts since this thread began
    Why does he do this, bros? Is it debilitating autism?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Schizophrenic morons who think that only one person could hold the same views are the worst posters.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >every post is exactly the same, down to the wording and writing style every time
        >t-there's more of us I swear
        Shut the frick up Black person

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Take your lithium, moron

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >poster count gone
      wait what happened?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The people who run this website are as moronic as the people who post on it

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What a cutie!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really hate that now basically all fanart is done in anime style

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >anime game
        >anime art
        i dont see the issue

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >game has a woman that tortured and murdered dozens of her peers to further her own research
    >game has a woman that will usher in literal hellfire and madness
    >game has a woman that will pervert the land with stasis and death unending
    >somehow the "ranni is the real villain" meme exists
    I'm convinced that it is some sort of ascended contrarianism

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >women are awful
      was this game made in kazakhstan?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean... are the men in the game really any better? It's more like it's written by an edgy, misanthropic teenager- Oh, right, Martin.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I can't really blame Martin trying to cash in on that. The majority of young adults now are all nihilistic homosexuals. Just reading this board is enough proof

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Diallos is a nice guy, so is Alexander, Iji and Boc.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        millicent, roderika, nepheli, latenna are all good girls

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's literally a single guy that's been purporting that meme for months

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >betrays and tortures Godwyn as ritual fuel
      >betrays Alecto
      >betrays Marika
      >betrays Two Fingers
      >betrays Morgott
      >betrays Adula
      Am I missing any?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Godwyn was collateral damage and the Greater Will didn't deserve allegiance.

        >betrays Adula
        That's the only one that doesn't make any sense lore-wise. But I just chalk it up to Fromsoftware prioritizing boss scenarios in a world where everything wants to kill you. Same reason that the knights at Castle Morne attack you regardless of whether or not you're helping their leader.

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is blue and not very heavy?

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine her faces when she feels the pleasure of being cummed inside

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that one animation of Ranni having missionary sex
      >uses all her four arms to hug the tarnished
      >actually uses a model that is mostly accurate to the in game

      A shame the animation is shit but the idea is good. God acting lovey dovey during sex is god tier

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Same
        I literally cant even get hard without thinking about handholding and eyecontact and gentle kissing anymore
        I think there's something wrong with me

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ranni a CUTE! CUTE!

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      BEST GIRL!

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Test

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Off-model Ranni best Ranni.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Uhhhhh.. I think I agree

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ranni the Witch
    Don't mind if I do

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      she looks better in game than in any fanart, amazing

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ranni has a flesh penis
    >Ranni has a doll penis (possibly upgradeable)
    >Ranni has a magic glintstone penis
    Which way, Tarnished?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm gonna go with no penis since I'm not a homo

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's not a man.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      she has a flesh penis (mine)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      no genitals, we procreate by kissing

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Which way, Tarnished?
      America

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What compels someone to type this up?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The most sane Ranni fan out there.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon if you're gay just join Mohg's club

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    this thread is making me elden cringe. this is why i went with dungeater ending.

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    how am I supposed to say no?

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    All I want from the dlc is to fight Ranni

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you already fight her in rennala phase 2

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    in bed

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you anons think Ranni will get featured at all in the expansion? I don't know much about it other than that it's focused on Miquella I think

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ranni should come out in every Fromsoft game from here on out and should become the mascot.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        MLGS is forever linked to her now so wherever I am in fromsoft games, my wife will come with me.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          ahhh, my guiding moon light

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why would a demi-god wear a one piece swimsuit? With stockings no less...

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >that womb tattoo visible from under the bodysuit
            AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
            i'm suddenly glad my waifu is from so long ago, if she got arts like this i'd fricking jerk myself to death

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >womb tattoo
          Oh, frick, I'm about to buy Elden Ring just to simp for this doll. Well, actually a lot of other reasons too.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          but it's the worst incarnation of it, it's so fricking weak and just kinda ugly

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        BASED
        I AGREE

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      From expansions never do that.The closest you might get is DLC exploring her past.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She has known Torrent and that extent to Miquella, so maybe. The fact that the DLC requires you to kill Radahn which coincides with her objective may lead to something too.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The fact that the DLC requires you to kill Radahn
        why do you think that?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think he means Mohg

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        She has an hour long quest, if anyone should be brought back, it should be Melina

  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ahem

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shame what happens to her in the end

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. What happened to Sellen (and her victims) was caused by her own hubris.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I dont disagree. I'm just saying we could've gotten more porn of her

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I still don't understand why she turns into that ball of faces. Like I get she was messing with powerful magic but why that specifically?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          She was a serial killer that turned other sorceress into balls in her experiments and then she accidently did it to herself

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >and then she accidently did it to herself
            Or she thought that using Azur, Lusat, and herself for the process would cause a huge breakthrough instead of just producing another graven ball

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >why that specifically
            She wants to create stars, which are godly beings in ER.

            >and then she accidently did it to herself
            Or she thought that using Azur, Lusat, and herself for the process would cause a huge breakthrough instead of just producing another graven ball

            Ahh okay.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >why that specifically
          She wants to create stars, which are godly beings in ER.

  54. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine a four handed handjob

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Head
      >Shaft
      >Balls
      >Anus
      Yup, she's perfect.

  55. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  56. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Margit is an awfully designed boss not meant to be beatable through regular souls tactics (r1+dodging). The game requires you to abuse summoning, staggering, weapon arts or just straight giving up grinding other areas.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Margit is designed to wall you so you actually explore fricking Limgrave. I honestly feel like after 3 defeats, Melania or some other npc should have shown up at the grace to tell you to get stronger and then maybe the entire playerbase would go OHHHH I GET IT!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Margit is designed to wall you so you
        I know, and that's bad game design. In every souls game you can beat every boss at the moment you meet them, in ER you need to keep second guessing if you're actually supposed to be wherever you are, I hate that shit so much, hopefully the DLC won't have this

        Also be prepared for 5000 people replying to me saying he is an easy boss to beat level 1.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >in ER you need to keep second guessing if you're actually supposed to be wherever you are
          OH and to add to this Caelid makes it even worse. In Caelid midgame content shares the same zone as lategame content, it is ridiculous and makes you feel like even when you find the "right" zone you can still run into bullshit enemies without any indication.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >In every souls game you can beat every boss at the moment you meet them,
          let's see anon's pre-vordt dancer kill

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ah yes nitpick the 1 or 2 bosses that are the exception to the rule and require shortcuts

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >1 or 2 bosses
              homie there's only like 5 games, if this is happening in 2 or 3 of them it's hardly the exception anymore.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >that's bad game design because [carried over souls culture tradition]
          Reddit nonsense akin to "RL 125 is the meta level" or "NG+ is pointless" bullshit.
          I blame all the autism about how "you didn't beat the game" causing people to actually consider not leveling up because they might be scared to over level or some other bullshit.

          From should have known that the "appropriate way play to play souls" homosexuals would have an autistic lock down and suffer through Margit well below his league.

          It's an Open world souls game, so obvious OBVIOUSLY the good idea is to have you walled by a thing you want to strive to beat by growing stronger.

          Loads of games have done this shtick and people loved it. It's literally because the game isn't outright telling you he's out of your league that has over half the fanbase foaming at the mouth about the fight being overtuned.
          "B-b-but the game told me to follow muh grace!"

          Grace stops showing up after Limgrave.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Huh? Grace never stops showing up. I beat the entire game with grace, even Ranni's mission has grace.

            As for the rest of your point we will just agree to disagree. I for one dislike having to second guess if whatever content I am going through is suited for my level. Caelid added this insecurity tenfold to me because I thought the balancing was done on a "per zone" basis, but then comes Caelid where very high level enemies are put side by side with low level enemies. It leads to a very tense experience that I guess some will appreciate, but I for one don't.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Did you beat it/come close to beating it?
              >You're the right level

              >Did you get your ass beat with no chance?
              >You're underleveled
              Simple as.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not simple at all. In main souls games you will get beaten with no chance several times in boss fights where you're supposed to man up and beat it with the right technique. The frustrating part of ER is precisely not being able to tell when you're supposed to man up and when you're supposed to go elsewhere.

                I think most people just "go elsewhere" until they can steamroll whatever boss they were stuck at. Which is a sad way of playing souls games.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Not simple at all. In main souls games you will get beaten with no chance several times in boss fights where you're supposed to man up and beat it with the right technique.
                And how does the game tell you this?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It doesn't, you just know that you can beat anything the game throws at you because that's how it is designed and you trust it.

                The moment the game breaks this vow you start second guessing if anything is meant for your level.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You just know
                Ok, so it's your feelings towards the games and not anything actually concrete. I mean that's fair in that you don't have to like every game but it's also ok to just say you don't like it in stead of making up stuff about how the game is "breaking your trust".

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Your point is absurd. When you play Super Mario Bros, do you refuse to get past 1-1 because the game doesn't tell you that you can do it? You always trust the game's directions because you assume it won't point you towards an unbeatable obstacle. That is the default state of any video game. Having to doubt the video game's directions is homosexualry that only open world games like Elden Ring even dare pull off.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Margit isn’t an unbeatable obstacle at RL10. It’s not Dark Souls, it’s Elden Ring. You’re literally just dogshit and can’t critically think so you blame the video game for hurting your fragile baby ego. Clown.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >implying you could not farm to over level bosses in prior games
                Just admit that you’re a shitter

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              You’re bad at video games.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh yeah sure, let me just walk up to Nito and beat him at SL1.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            What a hilariously moronic and exaggerated example, he is only a mandatory boss fight much later on

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              So? You can still walk into the graveyard and beyond at any point you like. But just like with Margit you'll notice you're very much unprepared.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're not walking into the graveyard before the intended area, it's just way out of the way compared to the first route which is way more intuitive.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >take a turn to the left instead of right
                wow, so unintuitive

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >take a turn to the right, turn around, walk alongside the edge of that cliff
                vs
                >walk forward

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Alright, guess I'll walk forward down this spiral to the elevator. Surely this is the intended way.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cool, I'm now deep underground with water and unkillable ghosts everywhere. Guess the game forgot to tell me where I'm "supposed" to go.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wait what where the hell did you go anon?????

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                New Londo Ruins? Why do people pretend to know about games they clearly haven’t played?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                is that an area in DS1 really?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, you didn’t play the game did you?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The elevator takes you to New Londo ruins where you will get murdered by unkillable ghosts. You didn’t even play Dark Souls, homosexual.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >unkillable
                Works on my machine.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                They can be killed later but at the start of the game if you’re playing blind you’ll just get murdered by the ghosts. The point is that the game doesn’t explicitly tell you where you to go and if you go the wrong way you will encounter enemies too strong for a regular player in order to funnel you back towards the intended path. The great thing about these games is that you can still git gud and sequence break.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >nobody went to the graveyard by accident
                You’re so full of shit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not meant to be beatable through regular souls tactics (r1+dodging)
      almost like the point of him is to break you of your shitty dark souls 3 habits (which are only dark souls 3 habits, as dark souls 1 and 2 did plenty to encourage using full movesets and spacing and blocking were viable alternatives to rolling)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's only a "bad" boss in that he's designed to teach you about tons of the games mechanics at once. They want you to see how bosses have more than one phase, how they'll sometimes have weird delayed attacks and overly long combos, they want you to summon to see how they work.

      He has a specific purpose, and he serves it well.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He is completely trivialized by summoning and I for one don't think summoning should be mandatory. If you want to beat him without summoning and at level ~10 (without grinding all other zones) that'll be a tall order even if you are familiar with the mechanics, much less in a first blind playthrough.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the game requires you to engage with its mechanics
      You’re an actual moron.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >passgay
      >no~ooo where is my honorobu duel!?
      these are the people who post "you didn't beat the game" without irony, they really are this autistic

      on a mostly unrelated note: no clue why fromsoft insist on dodge-rolling conceptually, i feel like bloodborne animesque standing dashes look better

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I killed Margit precisely through R1 and Dodging, and it took me all over 30 seconds because I chewed through all of Limgrave, the Weeping Peninsula, and a good chunk of Caelid before realising "I should be going the other way"

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's only a "bad" boss in that he's designed to teach you about tons of the games mechanics at once. They want you to see how bosses have more than one phase, how they'll sometimes have weird delayed attacks and overly long combos, they want you to summon to see how they work.

      He has a specific purpose, and he serves it well.

      >the game requires you to engage with its mechanics
      You’re an actual moron.

      I killed Margit precisely through R1 and Dodging, and it took me all over 30 seconds because I chewed through all of Limgrave, the Weeping Peninsula, and a good chunk of Caelid before realising "I should be going the other way"

      You suck. Margit is absolutely beatable without summons or being overleveled. His only bullshit attacks are the ones that involve the magic straight sword, everyhing else you can learn in a couple tries.

      I'm not a good player by the way, back in DS3 I could never beat NK or Midir without summons.
      Margit only appears difficult because he's the first boss in FromSoft history to heavily use delayed attacks. That's al there is to it.

      Just don't be an ADHD sperg who rolls whenever the boss moves a muscle, and wait for the actual attack.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Just don't be an ADHD sperg who rolls whenever the boss moves a muscle, and wait for the actual attack.
        that's the thing with literally every boss and elite enemy though, they do their fakeout wiggle gesture wind-ups like it's an anime super ultra mega bankai shibou headclaimer move, and it's fricking tiring the first two dozen times having to wait for the the enemy to decide they're bored of waiting for you to bite the bait

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i parried margit to death

  57. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Marrying the woman who literally destroyed the world
    Do anons really?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i can make her worse

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's not marika

  58. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what ranni themed equipment do you hope we get in the dlc? wil we get her staff

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      maybe we can finally get an int scaling thrusting sword

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd like some actual Ranni stuff instead of the Snow Witch. Maybe her robes, staff and some unique magic she was working on. But I have the feeling she's not even gonna have a single thing when it comes to the DLC. At best if Mesmer actually is a forgotten family member of hers he might make a comment or something if you go for her ending.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      All Ranni stuff will be saved for the second expansion which will be called "the Dark of the Moon" where we will go to the actual moon to recover her lost shard of the Elden Ring

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Her shard was the rune of death. After the shattering she didn't get any other fragments and just discarded the half rune she had left with her body.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm pretty sure that's not true anon

  59. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Tell Blaidd and Ijji.
    >I love them.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You didn't kill her pet doggos DID YOU ANON??

  60. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Please refrain from posting my wife.

  61. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    When we join Ranni and go to the stars, are we becoming outer gods? Or are we just floating through space within Ranni?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The latter I'd imagine. Her whole plan is basically just taking the Golden Order and taking it as far away as possible. Maybe the two of you would settle down somewhere once you get far enough away though who knows.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just floating through space. You don't become outer gods, Ranni becomes to an outer god what Marika was before, and then just fricks off into space so that unlike Marika, she won't be used to control the world.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Outer Gods
      >Space
      Vaati has done so much damage to this community....

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Where else would they be?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      In my headcanon we float through space and frick like rabbits keeping Ranni in a constant state of pregnancy and eventually find a new planet to settle on where our children become the pantheon of gods for the people there

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Her entire plan is to become a pantheon that is disconnected from the people they are ruling over. Pretty much like goldmask age of order ending but blue, ruling over aliens would turn her into Marika in space.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Somewhere below full on gods but above demigods I think, pretty sure Ranni was an Empyrean which means it's possible for her to become a full on god, but I don't know if all the body frickery might've messed that up.

  62. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you still posting that outdated version?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ranni is a doll. She cannot shit.
        Miquella on the other hand...

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's more funnier with the soijak.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          homosexual

  63. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So does Ranni actually care about you or just see you as a useful idiot? Is there a reason she doesn't give herself a new body once she fricks off to space?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >So does Ranni actually care about you
      You'd have to be moronic to think she doesn't after her entire questline and the fact that she even calls you "dear" if you listen to her during the leadup to the Shadow fight.
      >Is there a reason she doesn't give herself a new body once she fricks off to space?
      FromSoft is lazy and didn't want to make her a new model.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It would be better if she thinks of you as a useful idiot.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She does
      There's several lines both from her and others that show she's quite taken with the Tarnished. Anyone that says otherwise literally has to just claim that the characters are all lying at the same time. To claim otherwise you simply HAVE to be delusional on purpose
      Ranni literally doesnt even pretend like she wasn't behind tKoBK, yet for some reason she's lying to you about having a schoolgirl crush? Get real. She even tells you at the start that she's just going to use you for her benefit, but all of her tsundere stuff comes after that when she realized the tarnished is actually quite based

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      At first she's just letting you go about and wanting to use you as a tool but once she sees that you can actually get shit done, she becomes interested. Even puppet guy says that underneath her icy exterior she's just a young girl at heart.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why can't she be both? She's depicted as being quite Machiavellian and driven, she probably does care about the Tarnished, however, she would also kill him if it was necessary for her goals.

  64. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How does Ranni and Melina know each other?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon the Lands Between isn't that big. It's highly likely that all the nobles would know each other.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the Lands Between isn't that big
        It literally shapeshifts

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          IF I DON'T SEE IT DO THAT, IT DOESN'T HAPPEN

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not that anon but since I dragged my ass playing ER and just wanted to be done with it. What item says that?

  65. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ranni's tummy doesn't look like that

  66. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    her questline is literally the ONE good thing in the whole game
    it's also from's single good questline of the past 15 years
    rennala's fight was visually cool but she's a complete pushover and phase 1 is a snooze so eh

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >first playthrough
      >pure str build
      >fight begins and I immediately see the gimmick
      >"Alright, phase 2 has got to be where she really goes crazy with her magic bullshit"
      >phase 2
      >she's completely unable to do anything because I whack her with my sword and she backsteps away only for me to just continue pummeling her
      >complete the fight with not even a single heal needed
      I was sure I was missing something after that fight was over.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah she really is just a pushover for strchads. Anything that can stunlock her is basically an instagib
        She's hard (and fun) to fight as a sorcerer

  67. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No matter what happens Fia will inevitably lose to THE D

    HOW? HOW DID I NOT SEE THAT OBVIOUS PUN EARLIER?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >lose
      ???

  68. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So will it be fine to go into the expansion with my NG+ save? Or should I be hauling ass on an entirel new save?

  69. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i gave her the potion, now me and selv take turns

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Selvus is a doll, anon. He doesn't have anything down there.

  70. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Ganker is a pro-Golden Order board.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      bunch of tin soldiers larping as paladins if the 2 fingers told them to roll over and die they would do so

  71. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Sorry, I cant hear you from underneath my wife's MASSIVE honkers

  72. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I NEED BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IN MY GRIM DARK HORROR FANTASY GAME

  73. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no doll joints
    >no rope and twine
    >skin doesn't even look like it is made from porcelain
    >big breasts
    >athleisure outfit
    Ranni is like a pearl before swine. The fair maiden never got defiled so.

  74. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    so in their next demon's souls expy, is the flagship girl gonna be a maiden clone or a doll clone?
    I'm hoping we at least get a strong style like bloodborne's victorian gothic rather than even more rusty plate stuff

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want them to try a sci-fi souls already.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        but you already got armored core 6 :^)

  75. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's not at all what she looks like and also not how her true face works

  76. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    More like Ranni the b***h

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rude

  77. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to suck the blue shits out of Ranni's butthole.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      But she's a doll. She doesn't need to poop.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        She can just invent a new spell that makes her shit.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          But why would she do that? Surely you wouldn't ask her to do that for you right?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Surely you wouldn't ask her to do that for you right?

  78. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Invaded by millicent on the way to fight o'niel
    that's a first for me, isn't she supposed to be rotting to death?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      invasions don't make any sense, best not to think about it

  79. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ranni is great and all, but can we talk about the husbandfu please?
    Apparently the tarnished cums just from touching his withered arm.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't like penis

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I don't like penis
        cast Law of Regression

        I can't believe we'll get to NTR Mohg

        Miyazaki saves the best for last

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      bishonen are so passe

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't believe we'll get to NTR Mohg

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Used goods boyprostitute. Mohg made him cum so much his physical body is just a dry shell now.

      Malenia is also used goods. Ranni is the only possible answer.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Ranni is the only possible answer
        What are we supposed to do for the 1000 years she is going to be traveling among the stars?
        Torrent?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >What are we supposed to do for the 1000 years she is going to be traveling among the stars?
          You travel with her, moron. The whole point of her quest is becoming her consort so she doesn't go into the cosmos alone.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sorry but I don't want to cheat on my wife Ranni with my brother-in-law

            This is good. It's clear all the anons will just continue to run the train on Ranni.
            I'll have kind Miquella all to myself.

            >his whole shtick is using his charms to get fanatical followers
            You're just getting played my man.

            Ranni did the same thing. Did you notice all her followers die, and dead black blades are by them at the end?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Ranni did the same thing.
              Black person before us she had 3 followers, one secretly wants to rape her, one is hired to be with her and the other is a forced childhood friend slash pet dog.

              b***h is as lonely as she can be, Miquella has a whole tree of simps.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Miquella has a whole tree of simps
                Yeah, and me.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          She doesn't leave alone. You go with her to make an olympus in the stars were the gods don't interfere in the business of men.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry but I don't want to cheat on my wife Ranni with my brother-in-law

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >his whole shtick is using his charms to get fanatical followers
      You're just getting played my man.

  80. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Neurons activated

  81. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know the one thing I really hate about ER's story in particular? It's not that it's cut and stitched 5 minutes before release, or how heavily fans fellate the vagueness of the former point, or that all the quests are just an arbitrary set of progression flags.
    It's that despite always framing (you) as a nobody, nothing but a player insert, "a tarnished of no renown", there isn't actually an opportunity to play a clueless murderhobo, or oppose any of the super cool OCs (who totally aren't protected NPCs we're not Bethesda it's different).
    There should be a mechanical consequence to not just blindly go along with everybody's requests. Anything of note, and not a dying "Zanzibart, forgive me" and a stub of an aborted questline.
    >This post was brought to you by "true death to undeath" charity group.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      May chaos take the world

  82. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I still don't understand what all of Marika's motives were

    For Tarnished to struggle eternally and learn from said struggle. But then she took death out of the equation. I think. And then she broke the ring because she was pissed over Godwyn's death. I think. But was she pissed about the Greater Will, The Night of Black Knives, or just the whole divine system that she was forced into in general?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      My understanding is that she was a smug petty b***h

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Marika has consistently been depicted as a massive b***h who had no great love for any of her children or husbands and discarded them as need be. Godwyn's death at the hands of black knives was probably part of her plan since she worked with Ranni and the theft of the death shard from Maliketh was with her approval.
      I wouldn't be surprised if she specifically selected Godwyn as the target because as the most beloved and benevolent demigod, with power to back it up, he'd be the most likely to successfully damage control the shattering and put a stop to the general fighting.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        How do we know she didn't care about her children, beyond Radagon ditching his kids, and the Omens being left in a sewer?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Marika's words about the competing demigods that Melina quotes which basically ends in "if you lose the war for the throne, then you're nothing but a sacrifice"
          All them were tools at best to her and her selfish desires.
          This line from Maliketh's remembrance best sums up Marika's character
          >Marika's sole need of her shadow was a vessel to lock away Destined Death.
          Even then, she betrayed him.
          Even Ranni had the decency to actually care about her own shadow Blaidd as a person

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            What was her end goal then? To martyr herself against the Greater Will for the sake of leaving the Lands Between in chaos?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              She wanted to destroy the elden ring, obviously.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                whyyy

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                For the lols

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Doesn't look like she's laughing

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Do you fix her body if you fix the ring with Goldmask's thingy?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                kinda

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It wasn't working

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Baseless theory: The GEQ was Marika's sister and she hated the Greater Will for making both of them empyreans, which resulted in them competing for godhood and the GEQ ultimately being felled on Marika's orders.
                And her only positive act as a mother was teaching her own empyrean children Ranni, Miquella, and Malenia to not play that game.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                She got sick of being a slave to the Erdtree

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                She thinks she knows better than everyone what the world should be like.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                it

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I want to fight
              >I want everyone to fight
              >Wow, I really like violence

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Marika was kind of a badass, I doubt she needed Godfrey and Radagon to do her dirty work.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >how do we know if 2 + 2 is 4, bros??

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Treating most of her kids like shit doesn't mean she wasn't capable of playing favorites

  83. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The 'dark moon' isn't actually a thing is it? Ranni is literally just fricking off to space with the Elden Ring.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, the "dark moon" is anti-ranni schizo cope brought on by homosexuals like Vaati because ER's lore is absolute shit so you just have people making things up now thanks to how absolutely barren the lore is.

  84. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Look how squishy Ranni's mom is compared to the other "Bigs"

    Rennala, Queen of the Full Moon: 3,493 HP
    Godrick the Grafted: 6,080 HP
    Starscourge Radahn: 9,572 HP
    Morgott the Omen King: 10,399 HP
    Maliketh the Black Blade: 10,620 HP
    Astel, Naturalborn of the Void: 11,170 HP
    Radagon of the Golden Order: 13,339 HP
    Elder Runebear: 17,771 HP
    Mohg, Lord of Blood: 18,389 HP
    Primeval Sorcerer Azur: 19,528 HP
    Hoarah Loux, Warrior: 21,903 HP
    Elden Beast: 22,127 HP
    Decaying Ekzykes: 23,731 HP
    Primeval Sorcerer Lusat: 24,057 HP
    Great Wyrm Theodorix: 25,649 HP
    Dragonlord Placidusax: 26,651 HP
    Malenia, Goddess of Rot: 18,473 + 14,778 (33,251 total) HP
    That one fricking cliffside golem: 35,077 HP
    Fire Giant: 42,363 HP
    Elder Dragon Greyoll: 87,664 HP
    Rykard, Lord of Blasphemy: 89,613 HP (God-Devouring Serpent: 30,439 HP)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >otherwise normal woman that can just use magic really good is squishy compared to actual warriors or monsters
      damn

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Primeval Sorcerer Azur: 19,528 HP
      >Primeval Sorcerer Lusat: 24,057 HP
      Planned but canned boss fights?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >That one fricking cliffside golem: 35,077 HP
      I want that bastard's tri-laser sorcery already

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What was Radahn before the nerf?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        90000000000000000000000000000000000000

  85. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dating Ranni! Proposing to Ranni! Engaged to Ranni! Married to Ranni! Honeymoon to the Dark Moon with Ranni! Sex with Ranni! Getting Ranni pregnant! Raising kids with Ranni! Growing old with Ranni! Being grandparents with Ranni! Dying of old age in each others arms with Ranni!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  86. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ranni the fool

  87. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    still mad there were no pvp convenants

    imagine invading as a poopoo man

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      online components has only gotten more irrelevant, they just cling to the summonning formula
      it was made for (and only made sense in) demon souls, with its soul-stealing and nexus teleportation
      frankly even "time is convoluted in lordran" was a total nothing of an excuse for ds1 invasions

  88. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you reckon Renna the Snow Witch was a weird blue, 4 armed creature?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      she had 2 arms and 4 legs

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Seven vajignas..

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blue skinned, maybe.
      Four armed, no. That's a trait of sorcerer's dolls in general that Ranni's vessel body adhered to.
      I wish that part of culture had been touched upon more.

  89. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Heard nothing but bad things about this "Greater Will" fella, think we should get rid of 'im

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This may be controversial but I think the Greater Will was right to exterminate the Giants. All indications is that those guys were buttholes and burned everything up.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The only thing the GW exterminated was the Nox. Giant genocide was probably just more of Marika's evil since she saw them as a potential threat to her Erdtree Age.

  90. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Did you beat it/come close to beating it?
    >You're the right level

    >Did you get your ass beat with no chance?
    >You're underleveled
    Simple as.

    [...]

    samegay

  91. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hate how much stuff is locked behind doing this dumb b***hes “quest”

  92. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    reminder

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it gets better

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        no. i NEED the cold, molded, perfectly flat porcelain.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        reminder

        To be fair, tha's the doll's body, and when we see her real body it's burned to a crisp, so we don't really know what she looks like

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          doll body. erotic.

  93. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dolls are ugly and scary and Ranni is no exception. I hope the dlc allows me to behead that b***h.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >scared by toys for girls

  94. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >autosage
    jannies are trannies

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