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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dominicans can't make good games.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ugly females / 10

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      MK always had ugly women.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      At least they gave kitana a nice ass

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    cant be bothered / 10

    looks like mk11 but worse in every meaningful way

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really fricking hate that they try so hard to make the characters as realistic as possible thus ending up looking like ugly ass crap,the designs are truly horrendous

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's MK, always been shit.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        moron.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          always been shit.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >buy fighting game
    >refuse to fight other players
    >spend hours upon hours grinding terrible singleplayer content
    I don't get it. Why not just pirate it if you're not gonna touch online and you just want to dunk on the AI?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What singleplayer content?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Exactly.
        Invasion fricking sucks.
        And they got rid of the daily challenge towers.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    7/10
    Its okay...but I honestly think its the weakest MK since the 3D era.
    MK9
    MKX
    And even MK11 were all better imo.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    looking back, mk also had at-the-time incredible graphics on the snes
    makes sense they're still going for that even today

    attractive females were never a selling point more than the gore, thing is, back then it was cool and novel, now that shit's everywhere, it doesnt impress

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      People also liked the lore and atmosphere. There's nothing that feels like MK in the market today. Sure there are violent gory games, but not in that east asian fantasy setting.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mortal Kombat is the COD of fighting games, they're never going to try and actually make a legitimately good game, it's just something for dudebros to sit down and go "wooaahh!!" at the fatalities until the next one. Rating it is therefore irrelevant, you simply ignore it because it's never going to be a good series.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only good thing is the movie theme song. And lt wasn't even made my midway.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    1/1

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    10/10 now that my husband is in the game

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How we feeling about the new Rain, boys?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good morning sir

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      too brown

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      MK kommunity is complete NPCs. Sonic picks him up and suddenly rain is top 5.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Invasion was ok, but waiting months for content is lame. Also not a fan of deleting it all once that content does arrive, not cool.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >DRM on pc
    >buying any shit from NRS after the disaster that was MK11
    Reptile's cool and that's about it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sucks that all of his victory poses are the lizard form. Why does boone hate human reptile so much?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        They made most of the time he's in the campaign human form.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its more like he's an afterthought after they gather their first 10 core characters

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Best fighting game of the year!
    It's near perfect!

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think the last MK I played was 2 on the Game Boy

    They suck ass

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >here's my non-opinion
      Thanks for the input.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anytime

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Being smug and refusing to contribute to a thread does not automatically make you a gigachad.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >refusing to contribute to a thread
            I said all MKs suck ass
            Consider yourself contributed to

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's alright, some fun to be had, but it really feels like it peaked with MKX and MK11.

    Really wish they'd give the series a break for a while and start working on that possible reboot of Primal Rage that Ed was teasing a few years ago.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't play it but it from what i've seen it seems like a 6/10. The gameplay looks slower, and the kameos are just a lazy excuse for a real tag system that mk9 had, and to give the impression of having more characters they didn't want to properly add. Also from what i heard the gameplay is a step backwards from mk11 and brings back some problems they had fixed. Also another fricking reboot, just creatively bankrupt.

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Street fighter for people too stupid for street fighter /10

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Funny since SF6 literally has one button specials and combos. SF6 is way more scrub friendly than MK1.

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    0/10 no meat

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    mk9/x were better.

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Allow me to soapbox about fatalities
    They obviously can't get away from it because it's tradition at this point, but I don't think MK fatalities fit the games anymore. They used to be a few seconds where a heavily digitized/pixelated version of an actor got set on fire or decapitated. Now they're needlessly drawn out cartel execution videos where the loser is mutilated/torn limb from limb/beaten in horrific ways, screaming all the while. It's even worse in the more recent games which have placed a significant emphasis on character interplay. You can have two heroic characters who are buddy buddy in the story mode tear each other apart while the victim screams in agony and the victor mocks them. It's even weirder when you have parents doing it to their children, or between two characters who are supposed to be in a romantic relationship. Some of the prematch dialouge will have 2 characters say they should team up or spar, only to end with one of them dead.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You could apply this to any multiplayer game eg Overwatch

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The real issue is that you sit through 20 seconds of dead time between each match online in which you don't even bother watching muh fatality since you've seen it about a 100 times already because the homosexual of an opponent you get mached with usually wins once, pops a fatality and leaves like the little b***h they are

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fatalities are like cinematic supers, in the 90s it was amazing but in the modern era where the ranking system is a thing and people play a fighting game for more than 30 minutes, it gets old and repetitive

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          The old fatalities were simple, stylish, and quick. Not gore porn, just neat visually.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The real issue is that you sit through 20 seconds of dead time between each match
        This. Any time someone does a fatality on me i just alt f4 and restart the game because it's faster to do that then to watch the fatality and then scroll the clunky ass menus.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They should have removed cinematic fatalities and just made brutalities the new fatalities.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You already posted this. Why make it a pasta? who cares?

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    slop

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Trash story that makes zero sense unless lui kang fricks everything up on purpose because hes misses his friends and fighting.

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >kombos can take 40 or 50% of your life with barely any effort
    >xrays up to a max of 35%
    I hate this. 30% max should be the limit

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    JUST NERF HIM ALREADY

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goyslop: The Game

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who are the most annoying characters in the game to play against?

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bet the Halloween Mileena skin is going to be $10 like the Scorpion one. These guys are out of control, the skin packs in 11 weren't that overpriced. Why are they acting like this is a f2p game?

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh yeah that happened/10

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    So, do you think he will be playable in the next game?

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    7/10
    First half of story was decent, second half is a mess in multiple ways
    They have justice to baraka and reptile
    Scorpion is irrelevant again
    Gameplay is OK I guess
    Not worth 70 dollars

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shit

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    No Hanzo, No Buy
    >B-B-But he’s a le kid
    Frick off.

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    4/10

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