Rate my job application, is it woke enough?
Never played a Ninja Theory's games btw(besides 1 hour of the black sheep Devil May Cry)
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Rate my job application, is it woke enough?
Rate my job application, is it woke enough?
Never played a Ninja Theory's games btw(besides 1 hour of the black sheep Devil May Cry)
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Whats on the resume?
here it is
Would immediately hire
If you have the balls to turn in something like that, then I think you deserve the job.
Is there a template for this that I can download? I am applying for jobs right now and I think this would really help my chances.
Also, if there is an Loud House equivalent, I would like a link to that one to. Thanks in advance.
No human would see this because it would get pre-eliminated by the sorting computer.
Make sure you actually send this in the afternoon and not in the morning. A common mistake.
Why?
Because it says "Good afternoon". If you send it in the morning they will get confused.
They'll see it only in the next day anyway(if they see)
but what if you send it in the morning and they read it in the afternoon? why not just avoid the time of day completely with a simple "greetings"?
OP annihilated. How embarrassing.
Kino, infiltrate.
Send it at 6AM and say "good morning" to show you have the Jocko mindset.
Because people tend to have a lot of emails in the morning, so yours might get lost or forgotten about.
By 2 or 3pm, most people are on top of their inbox again and your email is more likely to get seen quicker.
Glad I'm not the only one turbo autistic about this when writing emails. Any email I send at 12:01 or later is "afternoon", even if that feels weird.
>game designer
>stories
I think you're applying for the wrong position
Don't forget the hundreds of hidden SEO terms to stop the AI from filtering out your application before it gets to an actual human.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/forbesbooksauthors/2023/05/22/get-past-the-filter-artificial-intelligence-in-hiring/
>Right now, most mid- to large-sized companies use resume filters or ATS. When they get hundreds or thousands of resumes for a job, there is simply no way a human can go through them all. If the human resources department is trying to hire for multiple positions, the need for these filters rises. The filters serve a purpose. I consider filters low-grade artificial intelligence, and they have significant limitations. However, the smarter AI gets, the better the filters will be come. Like it or not, resume AI is here to stay.
...
>Watch your “SEO.” Just as we all know that search engine optimization is important to promote a business or product, you are essentially your product—and you need the SEO terms that are going to “sell” that product. Look at the wording of the job description—and ensure many of those words are in your resume.
>Right now, most mid- to large-sized companies use resume filters or ATS. When they get hundreds or thousands of resumes for a job, there is simply no way a human can go through them all. If the human resources department is trying to hire for multiple positions, the need for these filters rises.
In other words, HR negresses can't fricking do their jobs and complain about having more than 1 hour's worth of work a week.
For engineering jobs, there's no room for any kind of ESG stuff on your actual resume. That part is all about skills and experience which is pretty objective. It's the application part where you have to say your gender and race where that stuff goes, and they don't need AI to filter for that, just need to sort.
And if you have actually tried to apply for a job in the last 6 months, you would see that the current job market is completely invaded and overtaken by pajeet """recruiters""" and that those are the "people" AI need to actually replace. And if you do apply for a job, DO NOT PUT YOUR EMAIL ON YOUR RESUME. 10 years ago, that was kind of common practice since you would 9/10 always talk to a legit recruiter and hiring manager. Now 99/100 people that find your resume are pajeets that will spam you.
They have been spamming my parents landline phone that I haven't been associated with for six years now. They are resilient.
The worst part about it isn't just how tech is so dehumanizing in its application but how coldly cheery and clinically positive all these articles sound, like you're prepping for some religious ceremony to please the technocrats hegemony.
Horrifying honestly. Beyond comprehension.
it's funny that even now the best skill you can cultivate regardless of your field is networking and people skills. I've never had to go through a standard "drop your resume in the bucket and pray" avenue because I either knew someone or knew a friend of someone that could put in a good word through networking. That's how most people actually get employed, and it applies from the most basic job to the highest level.
That's how it has been in Japan for like 20+ years at this point. You don't get hired anywhere big unless you graduate from the uni they pull from or you know someone who knows someone. The benefit over here is that EVERYONE goes out after work, and if you don't know anybody for any reason at all it isn't hard to find people. Feel bad for American zoomies, what with the culture even in the big cities dying out. Go back every now and again to see my sister and it feels like every time I am back it has gotten worse.
yep. No one gets hired on their resume alone unless they're a fricking rockstar genius whose competence alone transcends all that soft skill necessity. Really only happens with high-end IT or hard sciences/engineers roles
Yeah, but it sucks ass for some people
I started doing business and I fake friendless to people and all that, at the end of the day I feel like throwing up being such a fake homosexual, when I get enough money saved up I'll sell everything and retire, I don't give a shit about inflation, taxes and losses
It isn't like I want to be an butthole towards others, but I hate putting up a smile, trying to show interest and talk all the time, I just want to stay in my own rhythm
oh for sure, I'm an introvert at heart and get all of my human interaction for the day through work. It's just something you have to do, unless your actual work quality outshines your lack of soft skills, which is possible but obviously much more difficult.
>I started doing business and I fake friendless to people and all that, at the end of the day I feel like throwing up being such a fake homosexual
Same. I love my work and how I run my shit but the whole networking thing wore me the frick out.
>Manager had an interest in Tiem Travel Theories
I mean I least I had some names to drop thanks to Steins Gate, but it took a lot out of my stamina.
This is the only way I've known outside my first job. I hope to never look for another job again after the pandemic and the hellzone that took me two years to escape from as both things blew up at once.
almost perfect, throw in the word Perchance at the bottom and you're guaranteed to get hired.
I fricking hate hellblade.
>Movie game
>Le representation
Who likes it besides blue haired chicks?
Also anon, that's not an introduction anyone reads and says "This is good material."
You need to have a bit more about your relevant skills, even for a speculative CV.
Your language is also too exaggerated, it needs to be short and serious.
Also link your relevant sites and portfolio.
Good luck homosexual.
>portfolio
You don't understand anon, I'm trying to bluff through this shit, I just started game dev as a hobby a month ago, all I have to show is crickets
I hope they hire somebody else. We already have enough garbage games.
I applied because they made garbage games to begin...
Oh, I see. Then I'm going to gamble on the slight chance of your input improving their games. I hope they hire you.
You're a fricking moron and your resume won't even get looked at. Especially with that dumbass 'cover letter' you composed.
Be honest, there's so many places that are looking for testers.
Better least have something in academics related to your interest right?
Right?
Anon, we have to do our best to fill their studios with our ranks to keep the status-quo, think big.
If they're local, that's good.
Your cover letter needs a lot of work, especially if you don't have the expericence. This is your time to sell yourself, make shit up like "I don't have direct experience, but I'm more than qualified because of [hobby work]" Use one of those cover letter builders online and Frankenstein a letter together. They use all of the buzzwords hiring managers are looking for and it genuinely helps. Just make sure to change it up enough that it's not obviously a template letter
I know but I'm tired of making a hand made cover letter to every company I apply to, and they don't even see that shit. I'm betting in quantity, a thousand half ass applications probably will have better results than 50 great ones
>I know but I'm tired of making a hand made cover letter to every company I apply to
you have to suck it up and treat trying to find a job like a full-time job or else you'll never get where you want to go
>I'm betting in quantity, a thousand half ass applications probably will have better results than 50 great ones
if you were talking about when a human would check every application, you'd be right. With all the auto-filtering mechanisms that are universally adopted now, you'll just be wasting your time with shitty half-assed ones. You really do have to put a personal touch on each and every one, and not get discouraged
You can use the same cover letter, especially if you're applying for jobs in the same field, just change the sentences where you directly refer to the company and/or position. Companies use cover letters to filter out the morons, you could have an amazing resume but they won't even look at it if your cover letter is bad or half assed. Trust me, just spent an hour fricking around with a cover letter builder and you'll end up with a letter that makes you sound like the best corporate dick sucker, which is EXACTLY what they're looking for
> I'm betting in quantity, a thousand half ass applications probably will have better results than 50 great ones
This will never work unless you're applying for literal minimum wage jobs
I would be happy with a minimum wage job, my currency is worth 1/5 of dollar and I don't wanna a career, I just need capital to help my business growth faster, I decided game dev because it's one of my hobbies so I can hone it while I'm at it
It reads very ESL to me. And personally I wouldn't hire an ESL without a very good reason if it was obvious.
ESL = better ESG score. For a company, higher ESG score = more investor money. If you were in a position to hire anyone you would want to hire him.
That's not the right kind of diversity anon. What they want is superficial diversity that is literally skin or name deep. You still need to adapt to their culture and mindset even if you're a brown diversity hire.
You sound like a groveling fanboy, focus on why you are a good fit for the company
>Good afternoon
LMAO you are giving away u a white male, white women and other dysgenic garbage starts their emails with "HI!!!!"
what do you mean? That's just standard corpo email writing. You always say good morning, good afternoon or "Hi (name),".
Anon can't even spell a common three-letter word. You think he's written a professional email?
don't forget to add "sir/madam" in the end of some of the sentences. It will make them think you are a coding monkey who will work for peanuts.
>Ninja Theory
>great storytelling
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Ninja Theory receives hundreds of qualified applications for every position. It's those special candidates who do that special thing, they're really the ones who give head. I mean get ahead.
That's why I send my application to the female co-founder, old cows like to eat young glass
you gotta add some perchances in there, dude. b***hes love perchance
You remind me of my 31 year old loser friend who can't even hold down a job at a gas station and has to constantly move back in with his parents. He always thinks he's using his time wisely by doing stupid shit like this instead of actually doing any work to improve his resume or his portfolio. He thought he could skip any office related work or even getting a degree or technical skill by 'self-learning' and just applying for a fricking mid level IT position after working for a gas station.
Jesus that's a man steeped in his own head.
I mean shit I still live with my folks but frick me I'm at least getting good jobs.
Completely lost in his own mind even with me constantly trying to coach him and help him out. He seriously thought after working for a fricking gas station for 3 months he was 'in good' with the gas station manager and that would somehow translate to a corporate IT job because he was fricking around at home learning how to make a calculator program.
What was your advice?
My first piece of advice was to get a fricking job and start saving. Any job. He'd work like 1 month at a shoe warehouse and then quit for 3 months and spend his money on games or a TV.
The second piece of advice was to look for any, and I do mean any, clerical or data entry position. Those are the quickest and least skilled ways to get into an office environment and immediately start learning programs and how data works in companies. Of course, he couldn't even do that and got offended and went straight for a like IT level 3 position.
The main piece though was to get a 2 year degree or certification. Even a fricking general studies degree instantly gets your foot in with a lot of recruiters or hiring managers who will at least have a conversation with you.
damn you actually gave pretty good advice. Sounds like it was wasted on him though, I wouldn't waste your breath on it anymore
His response was
>Data entry sounds miserable
>why do programs even need data entered into them
And when I told him you just type half the day and listen to music he just brought up some other topics.
Oh, and I found out by googling him he got two DUIs without telling me and his license was suspended so that was why he was asking me for rides.
>The main piece though was to get a 2 year degree or certification
lol
The concept of an A.A. is exclusive to America, and means absolutely nothing outside of very specific fields like Nursing.
>The concept of an A.A. is exclusive to America, and means absolutely nothing outside of very specific fields like Nursing.
There are some Associates in Informatics or other technical fields that help a lot for a guy who has literally 0 qualifications and has held down maybe 2 jobs in 10 years
even if it's not a bachelors, an associates degree still carries weight. It's damn sure better than a high school diploma or GED. Nothing really beats actual job experience, but in the absence of that it's your next best option
Both a diploma, and an A.A. mean nothing. Even a Bachelor's means little anymore in a majority of fields.
>Even a Bachelor's means little anymore in a majority of fields.
Jesus. I'm so glad I didn't go this route. I learned mig and tig welding on a harbor freight welder and took a 2 month crash course in metal fab and got hired to weld rock crawler manifolds for 6 hours a day and make around ~55K a year. Welding isn't even hard either.
oh for trades you definitely don't need to go to fricking college, work experience is king. I'm a b***h who didn't want to work a physical job as his career, so college was the route for me. Definitely not for everyone though, especially now.
>Done uni, left with degree
>Done Masters, left with no dissertation but good assessments
VS
>3 years of work experience in 3rd Sector and B2B SaaS
Work experience is the winner. Every time.
every fricking time, and it's not close
Man I had an interview this week, for a new Manager Role, and after I had done my killer, on-brand PowerPoint. I sent it in a day early in .pdf for my interviewers to look over.
But they asked about University and I told them the truth, Covid was tough for everyone, I needed a job more than I needed an education, so I sadly left the programme, but not before completing all my assessments with distinction.
My mom doesn't know but HR called me yesterday and relayed to me that he manager felt "They struck gold" so now I'm waiting on an interview next week for another guy and then it's official.
Some college is always better than no college.
happy for you dude, good luck in your new role
Thank you, I've already told my brother n dad but they're waiting for it to be official before I've heard good job.
Looks nice for LinkedIn Message but keep it simple too.
Sorry anon, you're gonna have to fake it till you make it.
People like communication with stakeholders.
It would be nice to take my experience to Japan after two years with JET and good Japanese.
>It would be nice to take my experience to Japan after two years with JET and good Japanese.
I highly recommend. I've been here for about 10 years at this point, and things have only gotten better for foreign workers (in terms of hiring prospects, at least). Govn't is sweating over the population crisis and stagnating economy, big firms are having a hard time filling their ranks. If you are dedicated to polishing off your Japanese to N2 or something there's quite literally no reason not to do it.
Appreciated, I had the idea when I went last summer.
3 Weeks across the whole country, what a time.
In all seriousness lean into your soft skills and how they helped you exceed at your degree. Mention the big assignments you did as "work experience" and how you succeeded e.g. I tardwrangled 3 c**ts and set milestones for them to achieve in order to complete project.
>tfw my masters program was very hands off and overtly sexist in favor of women
>nothing but entrylevel positions in my area
>boomer professor I worked with on my thesis wouldnt write a letter of rec for a doctoral program because it was my fault I didn't get additional research experience during covid
lol
>boomer professor I worked with on my thesis wouldnt write a letter of rec for a doctoral program because it was my fault I didn't get additional research experience during covid
where's the lie?
There's no lie. That's just me complaining about my professor with stereotypical baby boomer ideology and belief systems.
oh yeah I forgot
>visit resume helper on campus after I graduate
>20somethings girl
>agrees with everything I say
>zero help
cool
I don't put nonrelated work on my C.V. like I worked in a warehouse doing phys labor because I had to afford rent while I was running my master's thesis but no Big Boy Job is going to care about that.
>I don't put nonrelated work on my C.V. like I worked in a warehouse
dumb, put it on, shows le work ethic and good attitude and humility and etc.
better for your cv than showing that time not working
>move back in with his parents
More people are doing that now than ever due to the insane unlivable housing costs. People in their 40s having roommates just to survive is higher than ever.
No dude, this guy lives in Kentucky and it's 600 dollars for a studio there. He just can't fricking do anything.
>600 dollars for a studio
With all utilities included
So this dude could literally work and make like 13 dollars an hour and support himself and live in his own 700 square foot place and he cant do it
Amazing.
Where I live that shit would cost 1.6 grand
>600 dollars for a studio
holy shit sign me the frick up. I'm dropping 1500 per month on rent for a 1b/1ba
nothing wrong with applying for an IT position with no background. As long as he's learning the technical qualifications and getting the necessary certs (which can all be done while unemployed as long as you have a computer) he should be fine. I'm guessing the guy isn't exactly the most driven or motivated person around however.
Definitely did not do any work or make any attempts to get any certifications. The extent of what he was doing was making a little program in your browser that had buttons that played noises. Which, by the way, isn't even a skill that you'd use in a entry level help desk position.
oof...it sucks but you really do have to start from the ground floor if you're coming in with no experience. The whole reason people get their bachleors degree is just so companies can look at the slip of paper that says "I'm competent". Without that you have to prove your worth through previous experience, or trudge through basic b***h entry level slop for a few years. It is what it is
Thank God I'm self-aware. I don't want to end up like your friend. Past a certain point it's just pathetic.
It was kinda fun and quirky in our 20s.
He's 2 years younger than me so once I hit 30 it was tiring, and now he's 30 also, and back with his mom. And he got a DUI in 2022 and 2023.
I'm a blue collar worker though
But I'll send my resignation letter monday, so I'm trying everything
You sound like a shitty friend yourself. Going online and just talking about his shit to strangers with actual vitriol. If he actually deserves all this shit talking, then why even call him your friend?
Because I've done this with him for 10 years and I'm at the end of doing it.
DO NOT REDEEM!! YOU FRICKING REDEMED!!!
Thats how I got my IT job actually. Literally from gas station to IT.
Don't fricking repeat stories like that like that
Good Afternoon (game designer-kun),
Happy Friday! Hope your week has been well so far.
The purpose of my email is to inquire about your recent job opening for the Game Designer position. Please see the attached resume.
Happy to provide any additional information as needed over phone or email.
Thank you for your consideration, look forward to hearing from you!
Thanks,
(anon-kun)
Lmao gen alpha pretending to be professional is the funniest thing. You really wrote shit like "good afternoon" and "prinicipally"? LMAO
Tell them you're a gay trans lesbian bipoc
Just mention that your a transitioned milky brown tomorrow person and you'll get hired instantly.
>Tomorrow person
>Using the style option as a descriptor.
Touch grass.
Hell he can do more than me, but set your expectations holy shit.
Rate my letter to Tameem
Classic.
if you think you can apply for this position, without kissing my wiener, haha, you're dead wrong
I don't get the perchance meme
it's just a pseud way to say "maybe". 9 times out of 10 the people who use it unironically are smelly reddit-tier neckbeards
is that your cover letter? Probably should make the cover letter on page 1 in your resume. Needs to be more details on your skills and whyd you be a good fit for the company. Protip: heavily mention communication, its the most important skill to have in the workplace. No one wants to work with a mute tard.
Unfortunately I'm the mute moron
My skills in the resume are:
>Machine Operator
>Unreal Engine (1 year of experience)
>Blender(10 months of experience)
>Basic knowledge on programming languages (Java, Python, C++)
>Technical Drawing
The only real one is Machine Operator, the rest is all bs
>Lone Wolf Programmer
Sorry man, doesn't work like that unless you're the only person in-house doing security at a SAAS start-up.
Even then, he needed to effectively communicate with the team.
Mention safety with being a machine operator. Like you operated machines with safety as a top priority for yourself and others. Safety is also really important, no one wants to work with an unsafe, mute tard.
Im sure you can mention communication somewhere in there but I dont know your experience.
"experienced with collaborating with others on projects with an open mindedness to different approaches" , something like that.
In fact I'm quite good at teamwork and I generally like my coworkers, but I just don't talk, idk why, when they're talking with me I just pay attention, smile and nod my head to them, I barely speak unless they ask for something or I need to speak to them about some work problem
>Unreal
>Blender
>Programming languages
>Technical drawing
at this point anon just make your own game
make a Podracer spinoff i'd buy it, surprised there's been no modern pod racer or mario kart knockoffand sell on steam
even if you sell 100,000 copies, at $15 each you'd make 1.5mil
Coworkers and bosses often complimented me for my work ethic and reliability. I'm a social recluse who keeps my nose to the grindstone. Though I've only ever done low-end work far from an office. If I ever landed such a job I could probably relay work related facts but might possibly die if I had to spend extended time chatting around a water cooler.
Long ago a coworker once convinced a new hire that I lost my tongue in an accident leaving me mute. The new guy actually bought it for a couple days
Theres an underlining confidence in the silent types a lot of the times. You dont need to always give a detailed response or talk someones head off to show confidence. Everyone likes people who get to the point and can cooperate with people.
Your English is shit, maybe take a course of something.
t. Germoid
just say that you are a queer poc women
and rewrite it in ebonics
GUDD MARNING SARS
I LONG TIME ADMIRE THE GREAT NINJA THEORY STORYTELLING bahut shaktishaalee!
All GAMES ARE THE INCREDIBLE gobar kee tarah majaboot I KISS YOUR GAME ALL OVER OK?
PLEASE DO THE NEEDFUL AND OFFER WORK FOR jaava devalapar aur dastaavezeekaran lekhak BENCHOD BASTERD
Sincerely yours,
Rajesh Babglaboopoojuur
my resume after chit on xams by pass notes from my friend pajesh to me where teacher cant see
>Ninja Theory
Today I will remind them
Is that Chuck Greene?
How to pass off as a troony? I can't just go with "I'm a gay btw"
I should use "y'all" "he/them" or some shit like that?
just put (he/they) after your name like they did. It's simple and gets you placed in the special non-white male bucket
Assuming that you're being serious, that's a horrible cover letter and we haven't even actually reviewed your resume.
https://www.seek.com.au/career-advice/article/how-to-write-a-great-cover-letter
I've never used a cover letter.
One page, simple resume.
what I've found is that the simpler and more concise you make your applications, the better off you are.
This is typed by a 12 year old.
Add 10 years please, sir
jesus if a 22 year old wrote this y'all are so fricked. i'm so glad i'm getting put in the retirement home
It's remarkable to me how difficult it seems to be for most people to even pretend to be professional. I've rewritten cover letters for 5 people in the past that were all right around the same age I was and they were all totally hopeless, so I can't blame it on zoomer educaction either.
My zoomer coworker doesn't even know how to find documents he saves from his email. I had to show him how to go to the downloads folder. Now he refers to me as the office guru.
I'm 33, he's 19 and I'm an office guru for clicking on a folder.
>April Fools, Tameem
None of these “spelling mistakes” are mistakes am I going crazy?
Anon is ESL with English dictionary turned off.
OP is probably not a native English speaker.
Is there any other AA game studios for me to try my luck? They usually are huge billionaire corpos or a small indie group of friends, I played several AA games but I don't remember the names of studios
Bethesda is AAA but they're so incompetent that I might have a chance
There's currently the worst time to get into video games industry, especially if you have no working experience.
This. Its like asking to get into the subprime mortgage game
Either ESL or autistic.
Both
Ninja Theory are strict as frick like Naughty Dog. You must have quite the resume to get in there on top of the right politics too.
Naughty Dog might be another movie studio but at least they have quality, Ninja Theory is just some alt teen shit
Just use ChatGPT, moron
Holy based, my problem is that I don't have confidence in my abilities(like I should since I don't have any experience)so I don't wanna talk big and disappoint others
Lately every time I see a "Ganker tries to become gainfully employed/NEET existential crisis" thread I always think of this and it makes me laugh
>I am a good person
IMMEDIATE QUALIFICATION
Qualifications:
>self-employed cryptocurrency expert
>2 months of Burger King
>proficient internet user
>discord server moderator
>know a thing or two about computers
>3700+ hours in TF2
>am a good person
pic related
id vote this guy for president let alone hire him as software engineer
Didn't you already have him?
ive yet to see a president with 3700+ hours in TF2
i feel for anons like in that pic
i work in hospitality and we get some fricking hilariously bad resumes
easily half of them are "yo lmao when can i start?" or "yo looking for a job for 2 weeks"
had a 60yo guy send one with his entire resume in the subject field of the email.
then there's the morons who think they're getting ahead by coming in person every couple of days "just checking up" and "is Manager around?" thinking that sending an application in with no response means an interview.
Working food service from fastfood, to local destination restarunt, to distribution I hafta say the quality is unmatched.
Half the time for any role all you need is somebody to show up mostly sober and follow instructions for 4 - 6 hours. Getting even that or just a resume that says "this is my first job hunt" is a fricking challange. Also made me racist as frick long before this site did, but that's a different story all around.
How do I get a job without experience?
1. Be Indian
2. ???
3. Get hired
Either some minimum wage shit where they need more bodies than there are people in the area, or you get a certification in a specialized field.
How old are you
>age is a factor
no and if it is, you are a shit entrepreneur
junior dev chest and belly erotic uoohhh!!
>minimum wage or entry level
>work your ass off (hardest part, obviously)
>????
>profit
Even entry level jobs require experience though
>Even entry level jobs require experience though
uhh...no they don't. That's why they're called "entry-level". And if it says it on the application, just point that out
Lol
Lmao even
I seen a 3+ years experience requirement for a entry level job just last week
The least I saw was 1 year of experience while cursing a related field
nta, not necessarily but it definitely helps and there's likely to be applicants with it if it's an entry into anything good
T. previous job was roughly entry level and about 3/4 hired had previous experience, beating many applicants with more relevant degrees and no experience
Even if they ask for an experienced person in the job posting, having experience is not mandatory. They just put it there so that they can legally prioritize hiring a person with experience if one shows up.
Go for it, apply for whatever job you're eyeing anon.
lot of places'll hire with none, they just want you to be on time, be sober and be willing to learn.
also you were supposed to get experience through part-time jobs during highschool.
Dear Sir/Madam
Good afternoon, or ありがと as they say in japan.
As an avid gamer and lover of great storytelling, I've long been a fan of Ninja Theory's plethora of fun and engaging games, starting as far back as 2013's DmC: Devil May Cry. You're team's ability to weave together a product that combines unique characters and great dialogue with snappy, genre-defining gameplay all underlayed with a stark, introspective look at the state of our current society is one that this industry and our society as a whole sorely needs.
I come to you today to humbly and gratefully ask you for the opportunity to be able to work alongside you as part of the creative team for the company. Thank you and have a blessed day.
are there any good games that teach resume or job hiring skiils? Something like Duolingo for anons?
Applying for a janny position
Good afternoon
Ninja Theory, your games are trash, hire me and I'll make good games for you and fire useless gays who just eat up our funds
I strive to make great stories and you guys are in the way so today I came here to pack up this shit place
>8 months of tedious multi stage interviewing
>entry level jobs asking for 4 years work experience and a bachelor's and irrelevant certs
>100+ applicants, interviewers cousin gets the job
all for a job where you sit on your hands all day doing nothing, learning jackshit and no your not allowed to do this from home. so glad i got out of this fricking moronic Black person field.
>verification not required
A for effort
D for structure
See me after class.
I fully believe that HR are just trolls, I'm finishing my bachelor's degree and last year I lost against a guy who didn't finish high school, and no, he wasn't one of those smart guys that drop of school to earn money
It was a blue collar job so maybe they chose the strongest? Wrong too, I'm 6'2 with a fairly strong build and the guy wasn't even 5'9, he slurped in his speech too
I can't see any reasons whatsoever besides he being more extrovert
That day I feel like being the last kid getting chose for the football match
rate my work experience.
My resume btw
This sounds fake as frick
Besides Unreal Engine, Blender and programming languages it's all real though
And the motivated part too
You know these companies will ask to see your work in Unreal or Blender right
>I signed a NDA
>It was a freelancer job so I can't show you my client's product without his authorization
>I learned it as a hobby
Doesn't work
That's when they say
>Thank you for your time
>Don't worry about it, I start Monday?
>Security. Please escort this man off the premises.
>Take my pants off so the security would be gay if they touch me
Yeah. I see why you're not employed.
I'm employed, but I want a remote job, losing 2 hours of my day hurts very much when I'm such a busy guy
Frick me it's worse than we thought.
>intermediary english
HELLO SIRS
I don't wanna sound rude but this resume screams "failed gamedev"
That's the most boring looking resume I've ever seen.
>No one saying "Wow, 3 fricking degrees"
Sadge
>all ongoing
>two started last year
>one this year
Am I supposed to be impressed?
Well, I was a waste until 21, never worked and never studied after highschool so I'm a little prideful of how much I changed in one year(but if I had money I would immediately go back to my NEET lifestyle)
Sounds like you'd get hired in an instant at Blizzard to me. Godspeed, OP you bootiful benchod basterd.
Trust me, you've already botched the opening. You're in CS and posting here so you're probably a white guy. In order to get hired they'll need EGS bucks. You always want to lead with "Hello, I'm a gay moron..." It's the easiest way to get your foot in the door.
Holy shit man. Are you ESL?
I am in law school
I wanna be a Nintendo lawyer so I can dab on tendies taking down fan games left and right (I’ll leave emulation alone though)
From what I've seen, have a name like Bowser or Kirby and you'll get a job with Nintendo in no time.
You're grammar is far too good for today's standards.
Try writing as tough you never graduated high school, but are arrogant as someone with a Masters degree.
He writes like an ESL Pajeet, which he probably is
Good morning sirs!
I'm so despaired that I paid for a guy's digital marketing course, I always insulted people who bought that shit and now look at me