>Rated 2.81 on Gamefaqs (Yes, Gamefaqs)

>Rated 2.81 on Gamefaqs (Yes, Gamefaqs)

They don't know what they're thinking. This game kicks fricking ass. I give it a 3.90

And yes, this game is based on that unwatchable movie with Antonio Banderas and Lucy Liu, but far more better

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's based on an early script if the film from what I remember

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >based on an early script
      And it came before the movie

      >licensed shit
      not even once

      >licensed shit is shit
      What is your problem

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >based on an early script
      And it came before the movie

      [...]
      >licensed shit is shit
      What is your problem

      This is what the industry calls an orphaned tie-in.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is a sequel which is actually based on the movie

      Both games are pretty alright but I still prefer Doom and Duke Nukem as far as GBA FPS go

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Doom and Duke
        Those two also just flat out ran the best out of all the FPSes.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          And Serious Sam ran the worst

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Buttery smooth Serious Sam vs: Medal of Honor Underground

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Doom was fun on GBA, even though it wasn't entirely faithful to PC

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was based on Jaguar port

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Jaguar port had no music. It was a money issue for the developers

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Actually, it was just a money issue with the composer

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous
  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >licensed shit
    not even once

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is pretty neat and aside from the usual Nintendo no blood, it looks really fun.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Nintendo no blood
      Uh, Mortal Kombat?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        My homie the SNES versions of MK were infamous for having no blood

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          MK1 on SNES was the only one not to have blood. MK2, MK3, and UMK3 had blood

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does it feature Secks with Sever?

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think i played Ballistic: Ecks vs Sever on the GBA as a kid. It was pretty misleading. I think a lot of people didn't even realize that you had to go down one of the fountains on the first level instead of the maze behind the house and just gave up.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The game based on the movie and this game's sequel kicks further ass, utilizing water/swimming, climbable ladders, sniper rifles with zoom, and arguably the best playing of the GBA FPSes. The first game goes a bit overboard on dialog/lore but is still decent. The sequel having little ingame events and more natural plot (if you can call it that) is about right.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm interested in it mainly because it's one of the few 3D games on GBA. Too bad I can't use it as a deadly weapon

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      GBA was such an odd system for games, weird pseudo 3d and attempts at like 32 bit game conversions

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    That tracking shot of the sniper falling on a car was the only good part of that entire movie. Not even kidding.
    that said, I remember the GBA game and the fact it was regarded as better than the movie was hilarious to me. Gamefaqs can suck it, people that played it actually liked it. Who knew

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The most obvious choice for a game better than the movie it was based-on. Hell it's pretty good to the point I'd probably consider it the best GBA FPS that isn't a port.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cover art reminds me of fear effect

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Movie was awesome, saw it in theaters.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember really liking this game as a kid, but I also guessed a few of the passwords

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the majority of these 3d gimmick games would have been better off being just regular overhead 2d.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      pic related, would not have been better imagined into a shitty doomclone.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Trannie joke here

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >secks and haver

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