Rauru Posted on December 12, 2023 by Anonymous What are your thoughts on the first king of Hyrule, Rauru? Mike Stoklasa's Worst Fan Shirt $21.68 Tip Your Landlord Shirt $21.68 Mike Stoklasa's Worst Fan Shirt $21.68
5 months ago Reply Anonymous This is very impractical clothing! Why would a king dress up like a bawd?
5 months ago Reply Anonymous last time i checked rauru was a grandpa that was the sage of light and lived into a 3d world guarding a medallion. what happened??
5 months ago Reply Anonymous Probably internal war or got gencoided by some manner of ledirtch abomination.
5 months ago Reply Anonymous They were hit with a curse most foul: Built for human dick, but can't reproduce with one.
5 months ago Reply Anonymous He’s beautiful. The reason i bought totk [...] [...] Literally HOW did they become extinct? Because I wasn’t there at the time >They are MOON RABBITS! Makes since that: 1. Japanese folklor and alians scifi 2. Just like Link in LttP without the moon pearl, become a rabbit.
5 months ago Reply Anonymous >Moon Rabbits great, this trope isn't done to death at all in virtually every shonen ever >Japanese folklore in my zelda was always a mistake
5 months ago Reply Anonymous Legitimately Why did they design him like this? I'm not upset. I'm for it. But there is literally no nonhorny explanation for why he's got that midriff
5 months ago Reply Anonymous Tribal/greek inspired outfit. This ugly ass deformed goat thing isn't hot. The girl is okay though.
5 months ago Reply Anonymous based Harkinian poster Still the best king in the series by a wide margin
5 months ago Reply Anonymous If they bring them back in another game they'll probably change the art style again and they'll be ugly
5 months ago Reply Anonymous I want to marry Tulin and Rauru!! I hope the next game is a return to the series’ roots but keeps the trend of excessively cute male characters (other than Link himself).
5 months ago Reply Anonymous Somehow he's got both twink and daddy qualities in the same package, his designers were making some fricking magic alright.
5 months ago Reply Anonymous Would've been a 10/10 if not for the terrible VA and the stupid WW toon-legs.
5 months ago Reply Anonymous missed potential, like most of the story of this game. Link having rauru's arm was the most interesting thing about the start of the game and they kind of just forget about it after tutorial island.
Sex.
bawd
moar
Our good friend Rauru. Yep, been here the whole time.
This is very impractical clothing! Why would a king dress up like a bawd?
Reminder that he sits like a demure schoolgirl.
eating lunch on the school roof with rauru..
he has supersaiyan 3 hair
He's literally asking for it
last time i checked rauru was a grandpa that was the sage of light and lived into a 3d world guarding a medallion.
what happened??
New game, new lore.
I want to breed his sister.
I want to breed him.
rauru feet
I love Rauru and Tulin so much. I wish they were in a better game.
I want to threesome with them
They were supposed to pronounce his name Ra-uru weren't they?
he's my wife
King RAWR UWU
The goat people are the best new thing to happen to Zelda in years
yes
pure sex
Literally HOW did they become extinct?
Because I wasn’t there at the time
Their men were more interested in Hylian pussy
Hylians were fricking fish and bird pussy instead
Probably internal war or got gencoided by some manner of ledirtch abomination.
They were hit with a curse most foul:
Built for human dick, but can't reproduce with one.
>They are MOON RABBITS!
Makes since that:
1. Japanese folklor and alians scifi
2. Just like Link in LttP without the moon pearl, become a rabbit.
that pelvis better be heroic for them rabbit mating seasons
>Moon Rabbits
great, this trope isn't done to death at all in virtually every shonen ever
>Japanese folklore in my zelda
was always a mistake
They're closer to weird dragon-rabbit things.
I NEED that fricking SAUCE
He looks like he fricks Hylian women.
He looks like he gets topped by human men (specifically and exclusively me)
Legitimately
Why did they design him like this?
I'm not upset. I'm for it.
But there is literally no nonhorny explanation for why he's got that midriff
Zelda character designers know what they are doing
God. she is the best girl in TOTK.
Tribal/greek inspired outfit. This ugly ass deformed goat thing isn't hot. The girl is okay though.
I'd let him frick me.
Why did they make Hyrule's dynasty the descendants of bestiality?
>bestiality
Xenophilia, actually.
Because it’s hot
Did somebody say the first King of Hyrule?
based Harkinian poster
Still the best king in the series by a wide margin
>Right Arm
Complete the set with me bros
POST MORE RAURU HIPS
why is he so hot?
He’s beautiful.
The reason i bought totk
I don't like how he disappears after the tutorial.
I want to frick Mineru
>female
gross
Cool species introduced
>ultimate waifu
>they are dead btw
Why
She stays a virgin forever.
For me, that is.
If they bring them back in another game they'll probably change the art style again and they'll be ugly
Look forward to the next installment of Hyrule Warriors!
He looks like he fricks human females
>human
*hylian
I want to marry Tulin and Rauru!!
I hope the next game is a return to the series’ roots but keeps the trend of excessively cute male characters (other than Link himself).
PLAP RAURU TILL PREGNANT
Once again the world isn't ready for male human x female beast.
please. moar
more of that peek
why did they make his tummy so detailed?
ok but how fat is his ASS
Somehow he's got both twink and daddy qualities in the same package, his designers were making some fricking magic alright.
Would, and I’m not even gay.
Would've been a 10/10 if not for the terrible VA and the stupid WW toon-legs.
I like Dimitri.
missed potential, like most of the story of this game. Link having rauru's arm was the most interesting thing about the start of the game and they kind of just forget about it after tutorial island.
I want to KISS Rauru while petting his ears