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Why?
mfw no new games
Ubisoft. I ain't asking anymore. Where's Rayman 4
>jacket sleeves imply his arms are actually just invisible
What
How did he lift the sleeves? Especially the one without a hand
his arms are invisible and he can detach his hands at the wrist
But in other scenes he wears a robe that has no arm holes at all and is more like a towel draped over his body bean. Like so:
Is that the Netflix show?
>Right hand is behind the dude
>transforms into a left hand when zoomed out
Great quality here
kino
You gotta admit, this is pretty memorable if nothing else
Black person with the Ryo Asuka drip
BUGGY?
Rayman did it before Buggy made it look cool.
Ok, the trailer is makes it look like some woke post-modern dumpster fire but I'm gonna watch it cause it has Rayman.
its cringe
save your time
But it has Rayman
not the Rayman we know
not the Rayman we played all this time
Rayman died and they're shitting in his corpse
No rayman is different in every game
no it has some fricking homosexual doing a cool guy voice for some character that looks like a bean and 2 mickey moues gloves
THE DETACHABLE KID!?
cmon. just one game ubisoft
what no games does to a mf
Ancel is out of Ubisoft. We won't get any game. Or at least good game. What's funny is they made entire new engine for like 3 games.
They have the Mario+Rabbids studio, those guys are cool, I'm sure they could make something good with a new Rayman if they let them.
>i ain't asking
>except for this question
This is so cringe it loops around to being based
Okay where is this from
>shankar
>self insert indian character
It's as if Edgerunners, Suicide Squad and that Disney Plus Chip n Dale movie had an aborted baby
>Edgerunners
>Netflix series in a cyberpunk future with a cast of colorful characters based off vidya
Bro, Ubisoft literally just made an edgerunners knockoff but with their shit instead.
I don't know what I'm looking at or why Rayman is here except to fricking tease us.
why does everyone else look so radically different from Rayman still looks like fricking Rayman?
because if you made rayman look different no one would know who he is. hes about as obscure as kloana
Some of the dialogue reeks of millennial writing but the rest is ok, the animation looks great, worth a watch
no it isn't, you fricking israelite. take your gay shit and go get bombed in israel.
but... why rayman, exactly? what the frick he has to do with any of that?
maybe if it was some ubisoft crossover shit but all of the other characters seem like ocs? did they use ChatGPT to make the plot?
They used some other ip's as well but nothing like Rayman doing coke
At this point, I'm convinced the suits at Ubisoft just hate Rayman's guts, despite the fact (or maybe because) he used to be the face of the company.
Ubisoft hates Michael Ancel, he left because they pulled a fast one on him
>ubisoft crossover
That's exactly what it is
then where the frick is ezio, vaas, sam fisher? who the frick are those millenial Black folk
The Assassin is the frog
They’re using Pagan Min instead of Vaas as the Far Cry rep
There are Tom Clancy characters, but not Sam
Sam is there
Many character don't looks exactly like they do in their games, in one video they explained that they wanted to add ubisoft characters in without it feeling too fan-servicey
?t=82
>The main character is a homosexual
Well thats a total drop from the start, some ideas were nice, but frick ubishit.
when where the frick is Tonic or even Puffy?
I only recognize Rayman. Who else is there?
I can't wait for ubisoft to fricking die already
I had to look up who the frick these characters were supposed to be because other than Rayman and the Asscreed frog (also why is the Asscreed a frog? was there an animal based spinoff I didn’t know about?) I didn’t recognize a single one of them. According to Wikipedia, our characters are:
>Dolph Laserhawk
>Voiced by: Nathaniel Curtis[3]
>A fugitive supersoldier who is imprisoned at Supermaxx.
>Bullfrog
>Voiced by: Balak[3]
>An anthropomorphic frog and French assassin imprisoned at Supermaxx. Based on the assassins of the Assassin's Creed franchise.
Also, frogsperg nitpick: France doesn’t have goddamn bullfrogs reeeeeee you should have call him Pool or Marsh because those species are actually native to France and can still work as normalish sounding names reeeeeeeee
>Red
>Voiced by: Adi Shankar[3]
>The leader of the Niji 6, a team of Power Rangers-inspired superheroes that serve Eden. Based on the operators of Rainbow Six Siege.
>Alex Taylor
>Voiced by: Boris Hiestand[3]
>Dolph's ex-boyfriend, who becomes his enemy after betraying him during a job. Based on the character of the same name from The Crew.[4]
>Marcus Holloway
>Voiced by: Mark Ebulue[3]
>The leader of an anti-Eden resistance movement. Based on the character of the same name from Watch Dogs 2.
>The Warden
>Voiced by: Caroline Ford[2]
>The warden of the Supermaxx prison, who gives the team their orders.
>Rayman
>Voiced by: David Menkin[2]
>An Eden newscaster and TV personality. Based on the eponymous character from the series of the same name.
>Jade
>Voiced by: Courtney Mae-Briggs[2]
>A female Supermaxx prisoner. Based on the character of the same name from Beyond Good and Evil.
>Pey'j
>Voiced by: Glenn Wrage[2]
>An anthropomorphic pig imprisoned at Supermaxx. Based on the character of the same name from Beyond Good and Evil.
>Pagan Min
>Voiced by: Daniel York Loh[2]
>A crime lord in Eden. Based on the character of the same name from Far Cry 4.
>Jade
Oh god, the fricking dyke is supposed to be Jade?
Yes
her head explodes in the second episode
FFS I fricking hate homosexuals so goddamn much
Good, the less time they get bastardised the better
why
why
I will now not watch your show,
these motherfrickers CANT DO ANYTHING RIGHT
>speeds through the episode
>its true
Yup. they legit don't want straight normal people to watch the show
I am so fricking done with modern creatives.
But why?
>making the french a frog
Wouldn't something like this be considered offensive in the mind of a netflix writer or something?
Feels like the MC of this kind of series would be good at running, but it doesn't mention him being based on Prince of Persia.
holy 'slop
what the actual FRICK am I watching
10 seconds in and there's some homosexuals already, frick you.
>we want the edgerunners audience
>but we also MUST make the MCs homosexuals
ubislop + israeliteflix moment alright
>Schizo kino action show
>Furry heaven
>Snake girls
I will now watch your series
>Captain N: Edgerunners
>Ubisoft characters included just for the "LOOK HERE HE IS" reference
>it doesn't even look, sound, or act like them
I’m annoyed by how Jade looks and yet I still want to frick her
Pey’j’s design is ruined
>Adi Shankar
Really wish this vindaloo trust fund sir would frick off and go drown in the Indian shit river
kek, 2 seconds to whine about fascism, that writing room is 100% twitter obsessed purple hairs in their early 30s
>furry porn thread
>up for 3 hours
>anthro cow has human feet instead of hooves
Oh I know what to do with this shit.
Oh its made by that french studio that also created that peepeepoopoo cartoon with that doctor cat
i am at a complete loss for words. why do they do this
Gay.
Yup its a Netflix production
>Adult Shiro and Keith
I think this just proves that the Voltron writer who suddenly made Keith and Shiro a bromance was in fact a groomer.
>Shankar
What the actual frick
Is shankar actually mega gay? I thought he was just a cosplaying edgelord.
People are saying these are Ubisoft characters, but I have no idea who any of those people are aside from Rayman.
>suicide squad but with homosexuals and anne may bullshit
Hard pass.
Top comment
>I swear Ubisoft will do anything with Rayman, except make a new game
It really do be like that
But where's sexy tauren?
>gay gays as MC
Awful
>gay gays as MC
Based. Straightgays will never know the feel of being with someone who is also your best bro.
>not even 5 secs in
>fascist dystopian hellscape
Shame that writer strike ended. Should have just let those c**ts starve
>"fascist dystopian hellscape"
>look inside
>it's just megacorpland
moron
aids
Makes me proud that I've never paid for a single month of Netflix in my life. At least I'm not to blame for this absolute sewage.
>take straight white male character
>make him a gay indian
like clockwork
>fascist dystopian hellscape
stopped watching there
that's ubisoft alright
i want to do a lot of bad stuff to adi shankar
>Enjoy your "comeback" , Rayman
oh shit he's back?
>oh shit he's back?
who better to roast Rayman than the man himself
>Dissing my man globox
THATS IT IM MAKING KYOANI A FRICKING JOKE
I enjoy this the same way i enjoy DMC Donte, maybe one day we'll look back with a rayman 4 and laugh like with DMC5.
But probably not
>le heckin' FASCISTS!
I'm thoroughly convinced no one knows what fascism actually is.
Fascism is when politics are evil and bad, just like the empire from Star Wars!
I see 2 big red flags in the thumbnail, do I need to see more?
I like balak and his nsfw art and Peepoodo , but frick man this screams ubisoft had complete and utter creative control,
funny how they have all these new characters running around just for this show yet everyone only cares for Rayman
and of course
>Netflix
Rayman harks back to a different time, before the seams on the child's doll had begun to split open to reveal the horrors and pain inside. It's a weird feeling and I don't really know how to handle it by myself.
>literally just suicide squad
Why the frick are they so on the nose with it being suicide squad? What animators agreed to put that much effort into something that's a complete ripoff?
maybe... that's the point? the shamelessness of it all is actually intended to be part of the charm?
>So here's my pitch. It's like suicide squad.
>That's it, that's my whole pitch.
>we want the cyberpunk audience
>we want the suicide squad audience for some reason
>we hate the rayman audience
fake outrage for Ubisoft to get eyes on their gay anime slop
>Ubisoft really REALLY wants the Cyberpunk audience
>UHHHH UHHHHH UHHHHHHHHH
>BLOOD DRAGON!
>[completely bastardizes what was good about Blood Dragon immediately]
This looks more like Kevin Smith's Cyberpunk to me.
Rayman as a character in my western trying super hard to be anime with gay main characters?!?! That's hecking random as heck bros!
>Hecking strong as frick commander female character owning le guys
That's so friking kooolz!!!
the new Blood Dragon show on Netflix
it's not actually a far cry show or has anything to do with the DLC from Far Cry, it looks more like a pink mohawk-style cyberpunk show that reimagines Ubisoft characters as weird techno buttholes
so Rayman is a corpo shill, Pey'j and Jade are weird cyberpunk people, and there's an Assassin frog man
looks fun but Ubisoft is just so far up their own ass. Everything they do needs to be a multimedia franchise while their games are all the same tower climbing shit
this is what 0 new games does to a French motherfricker
he got his own DLC though
>rayman eating sushi off what is probably a hooker
>rayman doing drugs
>rayman shooting up a building
Kek what the frick this is practically "I'M GONNA KILL PRAXIS" tier
what a chad
this is now cannon
i really liked what shadman drew besides porn, in fact his porn was terrible, wish he didn't frick up his life his art was awesome
This is the worst thing that happened this month
what??
She looks like she fricks rayman men
>Not ray men
One job
Gonna need a vid
webm version
>no explicit furry content
Netflix want to go badly with gay content, but they are afraid with furry stuff. Talking about double standards.
can't allow for heterosexual males to be happy
You schizos gotta get a grip.
Cute feet
i for one welcome sushi cow because i legitimately haven't seen anything else talked about with this show that would convince me to sit down and watch this
not even shit like
>well, at least the action was good
or
>X character was actually based!
that Castlevania shillgays had even normalgays going for them.
>low framerate animation bullshit
spoderman did this and now everything else is copying it, I fricking hate the lack of creativity in entertainment anymore
Anon, 2D animation was always like this.
Spider-Man is notable because it uses the same style of animation in 3D.
Where's the tail?
>not eating off Betilla or Ly
One frickin job. But I would eat off that beef.
>no hooves
gay
sex
I swear there is no such thing as painful as being a Rayman fan.
Being a banjo kazooie fan?
Being a Duke Nukem fan..Being a DB fan
What is worse? The Sonic fate of getting garbage to mediocre games til the end of time? Never any better than that. Or the Rayman fate of becoming a cameo crossover character with a dead series that at least ended on a good note
the former. sonic is a joke associated with autistic people.
being a mega man fan
at least ubisoft doesn't bait you with promises that if every collection of old games makes 1 million+ sales, maybe they'll consider making a sequel to the classic series (but no X9 or Legends 3, that would be too risky)
But why?
That cow lady is really hot ngl
Produced and animated in France, hot lady is the standard there for cartoon
God bless those horny frog
Is this really a licensed use of the Rayman character or is it a not-Rayman-just-inspired character?
Licensed although its a separate non canon continuity so real Rayman isn't actually doing coke
>rayman is for sale to the lowest bidder
>probably doesn't even get royalties or residuals, just a flat fee
>depicted as a complete washed out degenerate
top kek, what's next? Banjo Kazooie? Gex?
>Bobbypills
Thought it looked familiar.
All i know is that the main character is gay and that balak voices the frog.
I wish I could fricking draw like that. I'd jerk off forever.
balak's work is good when he doesn't use that red head character
what, maxxine is hot as frick dude
Artists like this should be placed a gunpoint and made to do something other than porn.
Westoid animation studios will literally fire you if they find out you did porn art at any point in your life
I very much doubt this. Whats-its-frick from Steven Universe that drew Ed Edd and Eddy porn only got fired because they were a schizo, for example. Despite the porn thing being known for a while, publicly.
Yes, this is also the same group of crazies that groomed a child actor into being a troony.
only works for feminist lesbos with pronouns.
>lying on the internet
Balak's worked for a bunch of animation studios and he was known as a porn artist for like a decade before that, it's never been a factor
it wasnt always like this once
once you could draw whatever you wanted WHILE WORKING on the cartoon
>you stupid b***h, FRED FLINTSTONE'S HOME
False. As an example, Cartoon Network used to hire big tumblr artists to draw alternative covers for their Adventure Time comics just a few years ago. Most of the ones they picked were porn artists whose entire account was centered on drawing Adventure Time porn, openly
was this rule applied before or after Steven Universe?
Disney literally has a porn vault filled with all the shit their horny artists drew over the decades
Cartoon Network hired Gerph to draw a comic of Villainous, so I do not think this is the case
Shut up, you have zero fricking idea. The actual struggle is to find ONE professional artist or animator that HASN'T done porn at all.
When I was in uni, my teachers straight up had porn folders.
No.
Actually, they have!
?si=nS6CT7jIztdXSERA
real artists realize everything boils down to sex anyway
>asking french artist to not draw sexy women
At that point just kill them, it's more merciful
That's just shit he does in his spare time.
beside DRUMPF posting?
plenty of talented (even popular and relevant) artist either do or used to do erotic artwork
hell, that's probably one way to be really good at anatomy
nowadays, modern artists aren't allowed to "idolize" the human form, so that's why most cartoons look like shit
but Ganker will refer to an ugly character as "wife material" so nobody realizes this issue
yea I'm sure all the gays making gross r34 shit are going to become the next Frazetta, you putz
>Artists like this should be placed a gunpoint
Fascists like you should be placed at gunpoint and forced to stop giving a frick about what other people are looking at.
What description should one use for 2023 era Rayman thread sentiment? 'Despairing yet resigned'?
Hey, he got a good DLC atleast..
Never got around to that game. Is his DLC a "buy him and use him the whole game" kind of thing or a "buy him and get him only during his special DLC scenario" thing?
Hmofa bros… we got too wienery…
GUESS WE'LL HAVE TO MAKE OUR OWN
>"Rayman is ruined!" homosexualposting
>Posts Rayman snorting a line of sushi out of a CUTE big boobed cow girl's ass
????????????????????????????????????
what the frick how is this "losing"? Name a single person that wouldn't that cow girl RIGHT NOW on a heartbeat if they could
>captcha: xmas4
>cowgirl
>no udders
miss me with that shit
How accurate
lol they actualy did it.
kek, he NEEDS a new game now
this show is just giving us so much shitposting material
I like the idea behind this, but they should fricking tone down this gay bullshit,, it could be tolerated if they go for this cyberpunk shit, but its so fricking repulsive that the way they are showing it off is just plainly unbearable.
>Ubisoft acknowledges Rayman is shelved
>Won't make/ announce a new game
Fricking baguettes
Shit, this art is so fricking good but it seems wasted on this gay ass show, give me a whole on rayman cartoon instead
I showed this to a friend and he thought it was fanart.
Holy sex
>first you eat the food
>then you plow her from behind and give her your seed
>then you milk her and walk away with a fresh jug of milk
I thought Nintendo was going to be the first to make a Rayman game. With this shit coming out, they are basically forcing the kid friendly company to avoid Rayman in fear of connotation with this crap. It's Mr. Over.
Good. I‘d rather rayman stay dead than get a babified entry by nintendo
I just want to see her again
If they are going todos put Rayman in a literal canon Dorkly parody, might as well make canon porn of Betilla's ASS/BREAST/THIGH/SHOULDER FRECKLES
I didn't enjoy nu 2d rayman very much. It tried to be way too much to be a Sonic ring collector
I enjoyed Origins. Legends was too fast paced for my liking and I say this as a Sonicgay too. I couldn't get immersed with the blink and you'll miss them levels.
I liked it a lot, some of the 8-bit music levels were annoying because it was basically just the screen flashbanging you mid run. The viking girls were cute
Based and they don't make them anymore. Just enjoy Origins for what it was.
>"is that a frog?" asks one of the characters
>moments later they show anthro people walking around in public
So were they just weirded out because of his shape and size or what?
it's a racism thing
Anon, you are VASTLY overstimating the ability of nu-writers
maybe he wasn't sure whether it was a frog or a toad
>not using one of the nymhps from Origins
ONE
FRICKING
JOB
no, this is already bad enough, don't make it worse
Only appear in one game all other cameos were in mobile runner games didn't even appear in Legends and yet despite all that they got so many lewds.
>Bovines
The best.
Just crash ubishit already
rayman is such a tragic character, i literally cannot think of any other ip that has suffered more
rayman has plenty of good games which is more than can be said for plenty of other IPs
Until Raving Rabbids it had a tremendous good:shit ratio.
I never understood what happened with Raving Rabbids. What exactly triggered the franchise to shit itself in such a manner?
Some French moron businessman went whole hog on making a Minions copycat and now we are stuck with the ugly fricks.
didn't the rabbids came before the minions?
Yes. That anon is moronic. They go all the way back to the planning of Rayman 4.
That's insane lol what the frick were they thinking.
they weren't
it was going to be a traditional rayman game with rabbids as the enemy faction
I mean the joke originally in the prototype was that these stupid little rabbids colonized Raymans world with incredibly insane tech and complete savages but they got flanderized into BWAAAH LE SPORK
I don't mind the newer mario crossover versions of them, they are just sort of cartoony goofballs and not as stupidly hyper.
You can tell they still wanted that weird unsettling vibe with them in the early wii days of their games. I think they just dumped it because audiences liked the lolsorandum more.
Minions are actually rabbids copies
decided to make wagglan shit for the wii. probably sold well because the wii was popular and then it just snowballed from there.
minions before minions were a thing
Konami has a couple. Maybe Bomberman, having been replaced with girls.
bombergirl is alive precisely because it doesn't play like 50 other bomberman games that failed
the problem with bomberman is that it peaked actually, theres literally no way to improve the formula so all future games will be either "the same shit we already had" or "too different and unfamiliar for fans"
bombergirl is a bit of the later but compensates with porn, so it retains players
There are 4 fricking bomberman games that released over the past few years what the frick are you talking about
Duke Nukem comes close.
crash bandicoot
Warcraft
Digimon
Everyday we suffer
didn't you get a decent anime recently?
you even get some borderline human/digimon romance if memes hold some truth
Ghostgame was ok at best. I dropped it mid season because it felt like a lot of fillers
Survive survived but at the cost of being a mediocre and shallow game.
Next order and hackermemory are both 6 years old at this point and both suffered from small budgets and the game dragging out
Weren't some of the recent games pretty good?
there are more good rayman games released in the past decade than sonic ones
Remember when Valis got legally sold to some doujin game makers who instantly started making canonical tentacle rape with the characters?
I saw three Valis games on Switch e shop, you telling me they didn't port the entire series?
Heh nice. Im craving a breeding cow just like Chadman.
imagine bring rayman, having your own iconic vidya series and then it gets taken over by the fricking rabbids shit to the point they get a crossover with mario of all things while you get shafted as a dlc for the sequel
>Netflix slop
>Not a minute into the trailer and there is already interracial gay sex scenes
When will this end?
Its just the begining.
play in rayman ravin rabits on GBA
real gameplay. battle counter rabitts
play in rayman tabin rabits on PC
only mini games
rayman has hit rock bottom so hard this actually feels in-character from a meta perspective
he fricking lost it all
Look at the comments. Normal homosexuals are easily pleased and love eating shit.
I tried to watch it because the rayman shit looks funny but it was so gay i had to stop after 10 minutes. Felt like I was scrolling through a homosexual r34 deviant art portfolio
I know rayman bros are suffering but any other beyond good and evil bros here? like wtf man
at least jade and peyj are completely unrecognizable there
It actually took me a while to reongnize them kek
>Replay legends
>Finish today
>See this instantly after
>Bobbypills
Any breasts and ass in it?
>Netflix
Let me guess since the MC is a homosexual it's just nothing but dongs.
So i know no one actually wants to watch this shite but what actually happens to Rayman in it?
I have netflix through family so I'll probably watch it. It either that or more autistic 3 hour video essays.
I’ll watch for morbid curiosity. I don’t have nostalgia over rayman or most franchises involved like most gays here.
I expect I’ll hate it though.
at least rayman snorting coke is going to be an accurate representation of the current state of his series
he gets replaced with an ai version of himself, so he goes postal
The person who created this show is a nepobaby obsessed with making garbage """""anime""""" adaptations of literally any video game property he can get. He's behind the homosexual shit in the Castlevania show and he's also making a Devil May Cry show so be ready for threads about Dante taking it up the ass or something. Pic related.
look at this dude
I hate jeets
He looks like Mathew Pattel. Which is kinda based
This is the guy who got mad at Apu from the Simpsons
Why would anyone get mad at Apu?
>Wears a shirt with broken english to an award show
I expected the guy to at least be minimally literate, jesus christ, what an embarrassment.
>castlevania
>DMC
>rayman
Kinda depressing.
If those adaptations were actually good his work would be seen as legendary.
Spot the difference
I'm now imagining a Rayman's Bad Hair Day
Conker comes off more pure in BFD than how fricked up Rayman appears here
cute feet
DMC next.
this gay pajeet has his grubby hands on everything
its gonna be DmC but with gays
I cant wait for Dante and Vergil to finally frick.
Fujos win again.
shut up I'm fricking terrified of how awful this is going to be and how it'll ruin the series just like Castlevania
>This party's getting FRICKING crazy!
>Let's rock, b***h!
>rayman and a cowgirl with fat fricking tats
absolutely, utterly basedkino. not gonna see this gay garbage series, but i WILL watch a compilation of all the rayman scenes when it comes out
those are barely even C cups
They're pressed down, though. They seem bigger than that. At the very least, they're very good breasts.
Is there porn of this cow
Give furgays a couple of hours.
If the show is popular enough l, you’ll get an autist create a whole encyclopedia background for her
feeta
From what i can tell this show is probably shit and the best way to watch it is to just watch a compilation of all raymans scenes on youtube.
Yeah same
It's made by the guy that literally fricked Alucard in the ass, of course it's dogshit
safehorny furgay slop
ho no
anyway
>Another Netflix """anime""" that will get spammed here even though it doesn't belong on this board and you should frick off to Ganker or Ganker where you belong
Bro... I wish that was me
you want rayman to eat off your ass?
More than anything
BASTIEN VIVES IS DOWN
I REPEAT BASTIEN VIVES IS DOWN
zoomer here, 3d rayman games are caca
tried them, they were fricking horrible, couldn't get into them
2d rayman is great, including the fricking j2me mobile phone games
thanks but nobody asked or cares
>b-b-banks b-buh n-
shut the frick up moron
morons are more respectable than zoomers
You cared enough to reply
zoomer here, rayman 2 and 3 are kino
>Drug addict
>No arms to inject drugs
Would Rayman feel it if he were to somehow inject into his hand? How does his blood circulate? Would it spread?
anon, this is a disgraceful shitpost, you're not supposed to overthink that shit
the Rayman i know is supposed to beat up bad guys with his homies while saving friends
not being in a terminally moronic shitty netflix fricking cows shooting people and smoking drugs
this is INSANE
absolutely INSANE
>this is INSANE
well, yeah, that's why they did it. entertainment exists to generate profit, not actually to function. and the bugfolk they have calculating behind the scenes figure that this is statistically the best way to make people watch. by doing crazy shit that pisses people off
nice trolling; have a nice day terminal moron
whatever do you mean by that, anon?
Yeah, this is Velma all over again, just with vidya characters instead of poor old Scooby-Doo. Indians want to put their hat in the outrage farming ring now, which is interesting on several levels.
ubisoft killing all their IPs at once, very nice move!
>omg Raymansisters why do we keep being ridiculed
Rayman Legends killed the IP, fricking casual homosexuals
>even AI doesn't recognise Rayman
how the mighty have fallen...
God frogs are pathetic
Keep in mind, Rayman Legends was supposed to be a WiiU exclusive at first.
holy frick
That explains the gayass handholding
I remember it kissing me off. Who release a game on all consoles and then decides the sequel should be limited to one. Ubisoft treats rayman fans with no respect. Absolutely no respect.
How am I supposed to wrap my head around this?
>it's rayman but shittier, edgier, say swear words and it's in this garbage for stupid reasons
I'm not angry but it's disgusting
they could make a new Rayman game
a new Rayman show that is actually good
but they shitted the character as if he wasn't dead enough now and put in this?
always knew netflix is garbage but everything about this is so disgusting and confusing
It's the Chip and Dales movie, but with Rayman
glad i won't watch either, but somehow, it's worse when it's with Rayman
it's like they can't just let him die, they have to shit in his corpse too
Ho yeah.... this happened.
i have nothing to say to this
this is how moronic it is
>you now remember disney made a sonic parody
Forget rayman where's child of light 2
I'm not watching this, but if somebody told me Princess Aurora was devolved into a stripper by this show I'd call you a homosexual and tell you to have a nice day while secretly believing you.
I fricking hate Ubisoft so fricking much.
Canned because the lead dev is forever stuck with Far Cry
God I loved that game. Still pissed about the twist.
I like the art but it seems like a full on schizopost concept.
Might watch it to see if the action is at least good.
>meanwhile, in Japan
Janny gonna freak.
Unfortunately it got revealed she is not the actual artist, she is just an escort hired by the author.
To be honest, how do you make Rayman popular again if you don't pull shit like this?
release rayman revolution for pc
Make a game thats good.
new game
Make another game with Rayman 3 combat.
Without making a new game, a Rayman 1-3 collection with the Rayman 2 prototype and the GBA games without too many bugs or changes and with everything on the disc/cartridge to avoid the possible controversies that face collections and remasters could be a way to gauge hype. Just don't screw it all up after like with Crash.
Call me crazy but I believe Rayman would get a surge in popularity if he were given the Conker's Bad Fur Day treatment. Not full-on M-rated but T-rated at the very least. Play around with the setting. Embrace the chaos that comes with living in a world that changes on a whim depending on whatever the creator deity that dwells within it dreams up. Give us more civilizations and cults like the Knaarens and include the gods that they worship like the Leptys. Have the inhabitants rebel against their creators much like how the Magician tried to do in Origins. I feel like people would love a new dark fantasy Rayman with a Tim Burton or American McGee's Alice flare to it. Would it even be that controversial? What kids are into Rayman these days anyway? Seems like the fanbase is made up of 20 to 30 something year-olds.
releasing games for it maybe?
we had origins and legend many years ago and everyone loved them.
don't need to make a huge as frick block buster game, just make smaller.
>all these edits
>which also fade in comparison to the cartoon
legendary thread
who is the target audience for this
There is no target audience. Everybody just wants to get on the multiverse craze shit. Its suits chasing dollar signs.
that baby
mentally stunted trust fundy baby millennial homosexuals with rich silicon valley banker parents and too much free time and connections like pic rel
Furrys, people who mistake it for Edgerunners and the five people who still like Assassin's Creed
The edgy pajeet manchild who made it
is this show even worth watching outside of the rayman segments
this feels like typical edgy Adi Shankar ("What if Mario did drugs?!?! and swore?!?") garbage.
His content is basically a late 2000s newgrounds cartoon but with funding from netflix and his rich indian banker parents
I guess this makes sense. It's not like anyone besides thos of us who grew up around the 90's and early 00's even know who Rayman is so why not make a stupidly edgy anime for him to be in? I can't for Mario to become a mafia boss or for Link to become a gay icon while Zelda realizes she's trans after turning into Sheik.
>for Link to become a gay icon
nah, have him turn into how he's portrayed in that one Smosh rap
ENTER
This is the best way to handle a Zelda Netflix series https://youtu.be/7XPkml0mZ0g?si=fMVN02iqwVhyG_W5
So that's what he's doing with all the money from the rabbids game.
I'm so sad Raybros...
I'm so tired of it all...
I mean I guess it's better than him being part of the dictatorship like everybody thought from the trailer.
since this is a Ubisoft crossover show I guess does Tom Clancy show up?
hes dead
It's over.
We're never going home, Raybros...
Any drawfriend working on the cowgirl
>dude get this innocent character but
>sex
>drugs
>violence
>swearing
>mocking the source material
I feel like I'm becoming a pearl clutching old fogey because shit like this is starting to just piss me off and disgust me.
Conker already did that 22 years ago
ok and?
it was pretty dumb then too, I liked it because I was 8 and swearing and boobies were new to me, the entire game is just movie references
>DUDE MATRIX LMAO
yeah but it did it better
You used the worst possible example since Conker is a character that was purposely designed for that while Rayman clearly isn't
>Conker is a character that was purposely designed for that
He wasn’t either, he was originally gonna be in a kiddy 64 game
Yes and then they changed the design of that game to eventually become Conker and Conker's humor works because his character was specifically designed for that because Rare wanted to make a game about an innocent looking creature doing adult things
Conker's design and personality in that early beta and the final game are vastly different because the beta and final game are completely different things
>shankar
how that Black person keeps getting work is beyond me
The entirety of media seems to be the same clique of homosexuals that never get fired EVER and can only fail upwards.
Is edgekino coming back
I unironically would love this game to be revisited with all the levels being open like a normal colecthathon instead of the looping shit
The whole "the things you collect decide the next level and the way the story goes" is legit kino and it's crazy nobody has tried to do it since
>artist's barely concealed fetish
>Rayman CANONICALLY and OFFICIALLY confirmed to be an s/fur chad
I love this goofy ass clown timeline.
>cancel your game series and disband the studio even though they sold well
>over a decade later, mock and shit on them
frick this
I'm sick of this shit, sick of everything being so depraved and stupid and fricking gay, maybe I'd feel different if society as a whole didn't embrace vice like it was a virtue and this was a hidden little dirty thing you had to go seeking out but frick this, I'm fricking sick of all of this stupid gay FRICK YOU XDDDD shit
Imagine if he was eating sushi off the fish nymph instead, that would've taken it to the next level
>what if Rayman but he turns into a schizo
not as good as what if Rayman but Billy West
If this was actually just about a washed up Rayman I'd watch it out of curiosity
Gonna be honest maybe I would like this but I hate most of what Ubisoft makes. Beyond Rayman games the last thing I remember liking of theirs way maybe AC Brotherhood.
Mario+Rabbids series is unironically good
I played the most recent one. Quit in the second area but it seems fine. Not really my kind of game but it worked well and the Rabbids didn't make me want to kill myself so I'll give them credit.
everything about this is so Terminally moronic, hilarious, disgusting and insane
like, i remember playing rayman origins and legends, what the frick happened?
We are in the gay moron hell timeline, or as some like to call it, clownworld.
We all thought that the cyberpunk dystopia was going to be an action thriller, but it turned out to be a comedy.
Bobbypills is pretty neat, I enjoyed Vermin
fun buddy cop stories are a treasure, and I wish there were more videogames with them like the good third of Detroit Become Human
shame about the kikflix frickery for this though, the show could have been pretty good
>blackpills
is there seriously a network named after a stupid meme term from Ganker
Rayman needs Professional mental help at this point
Here's the scene, enjoy
>dude what if rayman but he says frick
The scene in OP?
anons, i'm KEKing soo fricking hard i'm literally crying watching both videos and I'm still KEKing
NOT LIKE THIS ANONS, NOT LIKE THIS
Seriously homie, rayman was better off Dead than having this happen to him, this is worse than death for the poor guy
This is the coolest Rayman has ever been, unironically
you can't be for real anon, i know you can't
It's an extremely goofy series that tries to be 2edgy4you and would have been out of style even a decade ago, normally I'd have to dig through deviantart to find a gem like this and netflix is just handing it to me for free.
What's not to love?
Still don't believe in you anon, nice trolling tho
>anons on Ganker having unusual tastes that do not align with my own?
>must be trolling
Lurk 9999 years before posting again.
Your taste isn't unusual, it's shit, you fricking normalgay
>cringekino is normalgay because I say so
Highest quality argument to ever grace Ganker
Not sure if anyone posted this already but here's another one.
Is the one with the cow up?
Its apparently from that same episode, but I don't have netflix.
I do, the webm is the whole thing
Lame
I mean it doesn't surprise me, definitely looks like a throw away shock value shot.
i was already KEKing hard but now i'm KEKing harder
holy frick dude, rayman was dead but this is worse than death, if this wasn't a netflix shit i could swear this is nothing but a parody but isn't
this is horrifying but hilarious, very hilarious
in a terrible
What's bad about it? Sex, drugs and violence upsets you? Doesn't your church need you at this hour?
>Sex, drugs and violence upsets you?
This shit is tired and overdone. Specifically designed for morons like you who think you're a rebel and "not like other girls".
Fricking hell. I've not seen this much spite against a fictional character since Evangelion.
Well shit how do you go to this after the warm reception Rayman DLC got with Sparks of Hope?
I wonder what Michel Ancel thinks of this.
He probably doesn't want to. I don't blame him, he's happier with the animals now
What did Rayman mean by this?
This isn't even played for laughs, this is literally just Rayman is a shitty edgy adult action cartoon.
KINO!
So are they using his likeness to murder innocent people on live TV? I'd probably be pretty pissed too.
It's like something mashed or Dorkly would make
Who could defeat him?
Do you think Ancel will one day snap and come back into the office and shoot the place up?
After how badly he was treated at Ubisoft before he quit, I honestly hope Ancel never sees or hears about this
I just can't.
i can't either anon
What's the problem? How do you live with yourself knowing your feeling of disgust is stupid, wrong and closed minded?
You people are such pussies, none of you will confront your own bias, look at how quiet all of you /misc/tards are now. Pathetic.
when will you stop eating shit?
holy shit this is a fricking shitpost of a show, isn't it?
Like this homosexual
in the pic is literally just pissing money away at Netflix just to soldifiy the point that they will shit out literal 2000s era deviant art fanart plotlines at the oft chance that they MIGHT make a penny.
I can't even be mad, i'm just flabbergasted
Why would you be mad? Does the idea of women enjoying being naked and having sex upset you that much? How small are you?
It reminds me of Tails Gets Trolled but TGT is aware of how moronic it is and makes that work in its favor. This is high budget cringe and it makes me genuinely worried that a board of suits approved of this.
WHERE
IS
THE
COW
GIVE COW MILKERS
You've already seen it all bro
The rest is up to drawgays
I want it with sound.
It's just rayman yelling
Not even a suggestive moo?
What's the poooooooooooint
God you're pathetic
Cry about it.
OH MY GOD MAKE ANOTHER UBIART RAYMAN GAME ALREADY
hopefully mario wonder does ironman numbers so ubisoft will remember they have their own vritically acclaimed 2d platformer series lying around
>mfw given another reminder I'm on the clown timeline
>comments overwhelmingly positive
>"DUDE this is the coolest thing EVER"
I don't understand people anymore
The average Netflix-slop enjoyer has no fricking idea who any of these characters are.
you think they are people?
damn whend did rayman become literally me
I would frick the cow girl
Why do redditors "cringe" at 90s edge but then praise rick and morty slop
it looks like everyone making it had to read those shitty 'how to draw manga' books
Cowgirl footjob
True.
The repercussion of people not shitting on the terrible Castlevania cartoon enough will be felt for decades.
the amount of braindead drool monsters that enjoy shit mindlessly eclipses you
We lost the second Alucard was gayging it up and fujos were flooding twitter. Say what you want, but they usually put their money where their mouths are.
I will never understand the phenomenon of fat unkempt women having a thing for guys getting fricked in the butt
>No hoves
What is this garbage you just posted?
I wish i was a cowgirl
At least Rayman fans finally have a donte of their own. He even has his own shitty name, Ramon
>edgiest site on the fricking planet suddenly becomes puritanical when GROSS SEX and UGLY SWEARING happen
I honestly wouldn't give a single shit if they made a decent rayman game. It just kind of sucks for him to come back for a minor role after such a drought.
It's not even that, it's just cringe the way they've done it.
nice false equivalency, god you're fricking dim, please don't post again
Hello, small minded idiots? What's the problem? Why does this make you feel so small and weak? Why does women's liberation upset you? Why do gays intimidate you?
>you don't like my edgy garbage? heh... fricking christians... you gonna burn books next?
You are 14
Explain what's wrong with it. Why does it make you uncomfortable?
it's SHIT. there isn't a single microgram of quality anywhere in shankar's work; he's a one trick pony with broken legs!
I just want actual substance and I ignore the edgier sides of the site.
>zoomer newbie moron doesn't understand Ganker
IMAGINE MY SHOCK
If rayman actually had a game people would atleast be able to laugh at this.
It kind of reminds me when everyone was pissed at capcom for megaman in tekken x street fighter which wouldve been a funny joke if it werent for the fact that hed been shit on and dead for so long.
Mega?
>No series plays like Rayman
>No series has a mix of Thicc b***hes and quirky sticc b***hes like Rayman
>All games are good
>Never gets made
very sad
Michael Incel must be rolling in his grave
>Rayman is..
>Rayman!
No way!
I had Enough.
This is it. Ubisoft you fricked up for the last time.
One side me fricking loves this being edge-cringekino, the other hates it cause it feels like they’re just taking the piss on Rayman
Because they are
i'm STILL KEKing to the I'm both crying and coughing
but anon, this is fricking Beyond sad, it's bad that he is dead, but i rather have him dead than THIS
holy shit this is bad
Rayman is like Mike talking to Ubisoft(Walter) one last time
>Shut the frick up...let me die in peace
>NOOOOOOO GOD NO NOT NUDITY AND SEX
>LORD GOD THEY SAID THE F WORD STOP IT
>NO JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY FORGIVE US FOR THIS FICTIONAL VIOLENCE AIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE
Average IQ post.
It's Rayman, anon. It's a 90s kids game. This would be like airing a Hey Arnold sequel where Helga is a washed up prostitute trying to murder her alcoholic parents.
Why would that be bad? Because it makes you uncomfortable? Because progressivism makes you squirm inside like the fricking worm you are?
Oh, this show is bait. I get it now, thank you, I was extremely confused for a while.
Answer the question, white loser
>muh whitey
You have no point and no legs to stand on. I accept your concesion.
>Because progressivism makes you squirm inside like the fricking worm you are?
Go leave
have a nice day, disgusting vermin
Keep sucking the corporate sewage. Maybe get high when you watch it, so you feel like even more of a total free spirit badass. Take that mom and dad.
You haven't refuted me yet at all.
i took a shit on your post
Why do you refuse to confront your fear of progressivism and pleasure? What's wrong with it?
Again, what EXACTLY do you find wrong with it?
Refute what? You being a wienersucker that feels like a rebel because you eat slop that is produced by corporations? Really homosexual you're boasting about
>Muh sex drugs and rock and roll
like it's the fricking 70's and you're just so special and out of control.
>he thinks he deserves refutation after getting utterly BTFO
Where did I get BTFO?
Why does it make you so uncomfortable?
In the linked post. Do you even reply chain bro?
>uncomfortable?
I didn't say uncomfortable, I said tired and overdone. It's the exact same shitty "woah I'm so edgy watch out" writing and tone that has flooded western media for god knows how long. This shit is the same kind of garbage as Sausage Party and you sound like a 16 year old with mommy and daddy issues.
Why does swearing, sex and drugs upset you? Are you a priest?
I literally just explained my reasoning and you can't respond to it at all. You're just regurgitating the same thing without addressing what I'm saying. How old are you? You're either underaged or mentally handicapped.
You didn't answer my question, you keep avoiding it. Why does this make you uncomfortable? Why does hedonism upset you? Explain your moronic sense of virtue you religious frickwit.
Read, homosexual. Now come up with an argument, you sixteen year old cum guzzling moron.
>Take that mom and dad
Underrated
where does this fit into the timeline?
Its a timeline split like zelda.
Fricking the cow girl gives one branch, not fricking the cowgirl gives another.
I want to ____ that cow
Why did they make Rayman edgy and put him in this cartoon? Does Ubisoft think this is what we want?
Please; it's well-established that Ubisoft doesn't think.
The cowgirl is kinda hot though, and I fricking hate furries
>and I fricking hate furries
The beginning is always making one excpetion as far as anthro goes. And then another. And then just one more. And then before you know it you wanna stick your nasty human wiener in flavor of anthro you can find.
I have bad news for you buster
The whole reason this hellsite shilled the pure garbage that was FF Origins was the edgy cringe approach, in a series like Final Fantasy thats very much not done or suited for that tone. But when adaptations do it, its suddenly awful. You are all so moronic
don't know shit about raymon and never played any of the games but that is a seriously frickable cow
god I love hmofa
Nice teeth.
if you anons are wondering: yes
i'm still KEKing extremely hard about this hilarious disaster
despite the laughs, this is still extremely sad
It's pure shitposting made by an indian kid who never moved out of his parent's basement. I'm honestly torn. Like I get why it was made and how we got here, I just don't know how to feel about it. Like, 10/10 shitpost but so utterly tone-deaf and made without even a trace of irony.
>the worst part of living in a corporate hellscape is the shit they put on TV
Yeah, like your own show. Outrage farming should not be an entire industry. You're supposed to do it every once in a blue moon to highlight a particular issue, not base all your creative pursuits around the concept.
Real talk: i used to play Rayman Games including origins and legends with IRL friends all the fricking time and we had a fricking BLAST of a great time playing those games
if i they we're here and i showed this fricking Disgrace to them, they wouldn't be mad but either extremely disgusted, disappointed, or laughing their ass off
what the fricking Black folk at Netflix even thinking with this shit IF they're capable of thinking at all
raychad has good taste honestly
Before this thread dies I’d like to shout out the random tonic trouble reference
>only got popular because of his shitty edgy reimaginings of 90s kids stuff like Power Rangers and Mr. Rogers
>ruined Castlevania
>ruined Rayman
>will ruin DMC
How does he keep getting away with it?
Because it's good. You weirdos who think it's still the 1500's and get upset at pleasure are in the minority.
>its good 🙂
Shankar has not produced one grain of good content in his entire life.
Born into money, mommy and daddy fund all of his bullshit.
The modern day Uwe Boll
yeah except all his critics could kick his ass
Nah, street shitter wouldn't have the balls to step into the ring and fight someone who talks shit about his terrible cartoons so Boll is more respectable.
At least he made the Postal movie
nepotism maybe
Cowsisters...it's over...
For now.
>Castlevania bros to DMC and Rayman friends rn
Itsuno's helping with the DMC Netflix show. That might save it a little bit from going as far off course as this.
Americans need to leave all animation to Japan. Period.
>STOP, STOP HE IS ALREADY DEAD
How did we go from Rayman Origins and Legens to this?
clown world
>Cyperpunk Edgerunners
>handled mainly by Japs
>breasts and ass everwhere
>Blood Dragon
>handled by westcucks and europoors
>Gayshit everywhere and no breasts and ass
Why are they like this?
Don't forget
>gay self-insert MC in a relationship with an older white man
Things that make you go hmmm
there's breasts and ass everywhere in this show though, you're staring at one right in this thread. you're literally the embodiment of this meme
>there's breasts and ass everywhere in this show though,
I watched it. No there ain't
>The entire point of the nude sushi eating "art form" is to have sanitized leaves so it doesn't touch their skin and doesn't roll off
what is it with these cartoons and fricking up basic googleable shit
i've never seen a franchise more beautifully shat on, kicked around, and spit on more than rayman
i want to cry