>RE1 Remake was a masterpiece better than the original

>RE1 Remake was a masterpiece better than the original
>RE2R was weird with OTS camera in a Survival Horror and less content than the original, still a decent game
>RE3R was just scripted scenes and action horror with a bit of puzzles, missing half of the game and making Nemesis look pathetic and Jill a generic powerful woman
what were they thinking?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >these moronic goyim will buy it anyway
    and they were right.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you can't look at Nemesis's design and tell it wasn't going to be good, idk what to say

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was still pretty fun for 2 hours. Thank god I didn't pay for it.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>RE2R was weird with OTS camera in a Survival Horror and less content than the original, still a decent game
    not true.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      REmake 2 is the significantly bigger than the original.
      Sewers and Lab are actual areas now instead of 4 narrow tunnels and hallways.

      There's legitimately no reason to play Leon or Claire (depending on your preference) in Demake 2. (Though I'd recommend Leon because Claire was specifically made for women with how easy they made her scenario)

      In the original, Leon A and Claire B or Claire A and Leon B are actually different enough to warrant it.

      Besides, liking Demake 2 means Demake 3 will be created, and I'd prefer if all Demake 2 fans died before that could happen.

      *Note: I did like Ghost Survivors, but it doesn't justify how bad Demake 2 and 3 ended up being.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Also REmake 4 was necessary because RE4 was always a shitty action game that aged poorly and the remake made some HUGE improvements (being able to switch weapons on the fly like RE5 and 6)

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >RE4 was always a shitty action game that aged poorly
          You moronic contrarian normalgays all came out of the woodworks to state this like some universal fact when rem4ke came out like you didn't claim it was the greatest game ever made before then

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I never liked RE4 (even when it was new and I was trying to convince myself the Gamecube wasn't a shit console) and preferred RE5/RE6 because I was a friendhaver, which RE4fans seem to have a problem making.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              "RE is a survival horror game for singular audiences" said the people who magically claimed they had been longtime RE fans but didnt know Outbreak/file2 existed

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you don't remember these dogshit spinoff flops? heh not a real fan.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                were they flops? yeah
                were they dogshit? i feel like not anymore than the core RE games of their time
                but the coop of 5 and 6 ARE fun and if you dont agree well stop playing with yourself when you play 5 and 6

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >well stop playing with yourself when you play 5 and 6

                There's a certain type of gamer that views themselves as the wandering ronin who needs no friends. Who resists good features like campaign co-op just because they're that friendless.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I wish I could play peace walker coop

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                https://nopaystation.com/search?query=peace+walker&limit=10&orderBy=completionDate&sort=DESC&missing=Show

                My original plan was to do it split screen via PPSSPP, but this turned out to be a godsend.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I wish I could play peace walker coop

                Oh and me and my friend are 15 missions deep. My friend has a pretty computer for PS3 emulation but he still gets good framerate on Peacewalker.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                *has a pretty shit computer

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >There's a certain type of gamer that views themselves as the wandering ronin who needs no friends.
                This is me. I see myself like that.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you enjoyed this atmospheric single-player franchise?
                >well now we've made it co-op schlock
                >you don't like that? what are you a fricking LOSER?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                When I had friends they were all scrubs at games, noone wanted to play with me because if it was competitive I'd stomp them, i never made it to the era of coop, and I sure as hell aint playing with a stranger

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I played RE4 more often with friends than any other

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >woodworks
            esl

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >but muh cutscenes
        Don't care. REmake 2 has god tier pacing, the original turns to shit after the RPD.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    REmake 2 is the significantly bigger than the original.
    Sewers and Lab are actual areas now instead of 4 narrow tunnels and hallways.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >RE1 Remake was a masterpiece better than the original

    It really wasn't.
    Pros
    >Better graphics
    >Better voice acting although the original was hilarious
    >Extra modes
    >Crimson heads
    >Jill jiggle
    Cons
    >Cliche haunted mansion aesthetic instead of creepy 90s mansion
    >The hunters were a joke
    >Most of the enemies were a joke
    >Lisa
    >Extending the underground caverns added absolutely nothing other than extra busy work
    >ANOTHER push puzzle
    >Shotgun was worthless
    >Defense items made the game too easy
    >Watered down OST even the farty music from dual shock version was better

    I like remake when it came out but upon replay I found I actually like the 96 resident evil better.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      voice acting although the original was hilarious
      The voice acting is my fav part of the OG.
      Has so much more soul than the soulless remake.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Cliche haunted mansion aesthetic instead of creepy 90s mansion
      So same shit?
      >Lisa
      What's the con with her?

      [...]
      There's legitimately no reason to play Leon or Claire (depending on your preference) in Demake 2. (Though I'd recommend Leon because Claire was specifically made for women with how easy they made her scenario)

      In the original, Leon A and Claire B or Claire A and Leon B are actually different enough to warrant it.

      Besides, liking Demake 2 means Demake 3 will be created, and I'd prefer if all Demake 2 fans died before that could happen.

      *Note: I did like Ghost Survivors, but it doesn't justify how bad Demake 2 and 3 ended up being.

      >because Claire was specifically made for women
      She was playable in the original as well.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Playing as girls is for homosexuals.
        I want to see MEN complete with hairy ass and swinging ballsack!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Claire was specifically made for women

        Noooo you idiot. Demake 2's scenario was specifically made for women. If you're gonna play Demake 2 at all, play it as Leon because they don't pull any punches (the ladder breaking, the extra licker, how shitty his guns are compared to Claire's flame rounds, etc)

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Claire probably easier but not by much, flame rounds are nice but you don't get many so its something to deal with lickers. Leon gets the shotgun making zombies way easier to deal with. Claire probably has the hardest boss fight if you don't abuse Acid rounds, Ada's section is harder though ill give you that. Theres pros and cons for both, also Claire has the tougher boss fight when you first fight Birkin. If you play on PC yoyu wouldnt know thanks to knife cheese

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      People only praise Crimson Heads because youtubers have said to, I think they're a shit mechanic

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        no they praise them because they're actually scary even if the way they work gameplay wise is problematic.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I continually see people praise the "mechanics" (haven't actually played the game, got their opinion from a youtuber)

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I continually see people praise the "mechanics" (haven't actually played the game, got their opinion from a youtuber)

          I had REMake on launch for Gamecube (I think the console was shit but still have fond memories of Remake) -- what is the problem with the Crimson Heads? I love how they surprise you the first time and you just run into the next room, leaving you wondering what you should do next.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            They're just pointless busy work and inventory bloat. As a player you readily figure out when an area is "high traffic" or not, and so if you should burn the bodies in that area. At that point the game is just pointlessly wasting your time asking you to detour to burn the bodies. It's a fact that Crimson Heads were added to the game at the last minute, that has been plainly stated by the developers, but it also shows when you just play normally.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah if they really wanted upgraded zombies they should have just had them randomly mixed in with the normal ones. Like the super zombies from the Director's Cut. The worst thing about them though is that the devs cut a bunch of Hunters that replace zombies in high traffic areas because I assume they thought crimson heads would surprise players on the return trip. It might work on the absolute rank newbie on their very first playthrough but makes it dull as hell every time after.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Any added mechanic is 'busywork'
              Oh frick off, your not even forced to burn the bodies
              >But fighting all the crimson heads is too hard!
              Then its not just busy work is it? You can't burn all the bodies, so you will have to fight a couple regardless, which adds to the tension in a game about backtracking through areas. So it definitely serves a purpose

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            guess something about having to dodge enemy instead of going full genocide like the new resident evil, trully the zoomer nightmare with the limited save

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I've always played every RE game killing everything.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    have you played re1

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I legitimately loved R3make. It kinda checked all the boxes for me.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/opEtB6j.png

      >RE1 Remake was a masterpiece better than the original
      >RE2R was weird with OTS camera in a Survival Horror and less content than the original, still a decent game
      >RE3R was just scripted scenes and action horror with a bit of puzzles, missing half of the game and making Nemesis look pathetic and Jill a generic powerful woman
      what were they thinking?

      game is polished
      is it wrong to want more from it? no
      but it is better gamey mechanics than RE2R
      also the newgame+ loop is well designed

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >but it is better gamey mechanics than RE2R
        learn english

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          your mom, homosexual

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Son of b***h bastard splatter you with shit

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unless you beat the final boss on Nightmare, you didn't play the game.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You mean Inferno, right? And apart from the 3 or 4 initial zombies it's the only time the game forces you to dodge. Literally anything else (besides the rolling head) can be solved with rockets.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >homosexuals crying about superior, definitive remakes of their shitty old playstation games

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      (You)

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >RE2R was weird with OTS camera in a Survival Horror and less content than the original, still a decent game
    >they hated him because he told the truth

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >RE2R was weird with OTS camera in a Survival Horror
      moronic
      >and less content than the original
      without elaboration? false

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Capcom are buttholes

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If it had just been some kind of expansion for RE2, I wouldn't have minded as much. I remember when I played the RE3 remake for the first time, I was like "What's the big deal? Why are people shitting on this?" and then I replayed the original RE3 for the first time in probably 15 years, and got really pissed. So much good shit got cut out, and it didn't help that the demo teased this big open explorable city...and then railroads you through the rest of the game.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    RE2make was better than REmake. I don't like any of REmake's changes from 1, whereas RE2make feels like a great game in its own right that doesn't replace the original (but is still a better game overall).
    I can agree that RE3make was a mistake however.
    Capcom should apologize by setting RE9 in a post-nuked Raccoon City, starring Jill or Leon.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember a few years ago pretty much everyone unanimously agreed REmake was better than original.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Recency bias. The HD re-release was the shiny new thing for awhile and easily impressed morons wouldn't stop soigaping at that screenshot of Jill by the fireplace from the Steam page long enough to take a critical look at the game.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it's like Dawn of the Dead '78 and '04. I like both almost on the same level, but for drastically different reasons, and normies would undoubtedly find the remake to be more digestible.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    don't forget 4 and how it destroyed all the identity the original had. frick ff7 for starting this alt history remakes, make it faithful or frick off

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >don't forget 4 and how it destroyed all the identity the original had
      RE1 remake did the same exact thing and people have been sucking it off incessantly for years.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >RE1 Remake was a masterpiece better than the original
    have a nice day, REmake scum. REmake will never be better than the original.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>RE1 Remake was a masterpiece better than the original
    frick off zoomer

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