RE5 Remake

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Redfield Bloodline will officially be secured.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      But it will be mutted by being buried deep within Sheva Alomar's womb.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The good ending. The best ending, even.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Love Sheva

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is Chris an incel or something? Why doesn't he just frick Jill?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You know why.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      tribal sheva or bust

      But it will be mutted by being buried deep within Sheva Alomar's womb.

      >nuSheva

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Replacing all the african zombies with white tourists.

      Which remake changed the canon of older games? Afaik none of them. Even RE4R's canon is still intact.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't RE4 change some major background lore bits?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          RE4R's changes doesn't effect future of the series. It doesn't matter if Luis worked on Umberella and Nemesis, it doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things since he's dead and won't return.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Redfield-Alomar love child will save us from the BOWs.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Terry Crews in his 20s

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      A toast to the House Redfield.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Piers will be retconned to be Chris's canon boyfriend, he will make a cameo in RE5 and survive in RE6.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      God I hope so, I love Piers.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        re has some many characters dropped surprised they didnt make a gacha and exploit it.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    tribal sheva or bust

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    it will be worse than the original

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Majini are white

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      my prediction is not 100%, but they're definitely adding them

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        there were already white majini in the game originally

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        there were already white majini in the game originally

        Yeah, West Africa is 50% African, 25% European, 25% Latino and 25% Asian, everybody knows that.

        Well, the urban areas that is. Everyone knows that rural Africans have blue skin.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hopefully the devs have Chris and Sheva actually move than camping the technical for this stage with the Gigante.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No way, you’re kind of foolish thinking they’ll ditch the jeep. They won’t ditch that unique level. Setting yourself up for disappointment there.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        instead of a static turret sequence they could have one player driving it.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chris probably won't punch the boulder in the end kek

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh, and there will be some kind of comic reference to this instead of the og thing

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >err...what the frick were you expecting? I can't punch a FRICKING boulder...

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Exactly lmao maybe Sheva will scream "punch the boulder!" and Chris will answer something along those lines

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, RE8 has him get called a "boulder-punching butthole" not to mention they've been going with steroid Chris for most of his existence
      Man's gonna punch that boulder.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, that was a nice joke/reference, but I got a feeling they'll probably remove it. I mean, come on, it was fricking ridiculous kek to the point we're still talking about it 15 years later

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, that was a nice joke/reference, but I got a feeling they'll probably remove it. I mean, come on, it was fricking ridiculous kek to the point we're still talking about it 15 years later

        He'll still do it but they'll make it more realistic, like he uses some kind of leverage or special tool.
        Maybe they'll bring back that power fist from the RE7 DLC.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          How do you make punching a boulder realistic?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Power fist duh

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's what I'm thinking. Maybe he'll use a prototype power fist to fight Wesker as well. But I imagine that scene will still be in, as silly as it was. They added the laser room back for Separate Ways, so they're still about the cheese. And instead of the boulder just casually rolling over into the lava, it'll probably crack and then crumble after multiple blows.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Umbrella plans on weaponizing the deadly AIDS virus and Chris has to resist the temptation from all the infected nubile nubian queens

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    There won't be one in this current era of Crapcom

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      With the way sales go on those remakes, they most certainly will.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        RE5 had incredible graphics for the time, I bet they still hold up fine.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          lol these remakes get made for more reasons than graphics.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    To keep with the new standard set by the remakes, much weaker camera work. Babbies first student film tier stuff

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Debra wilson as sheva

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My hope is that they will keep the tribal enemies with the explanation that they are the actual original inhabitants of the ruins and have had their lifespans extended for centuries by the virus.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    strong black women has been pushed so hard that it's become a trope. To counter act this stereotype, they should make sheva white to show that black women aren't the only ones who are militarily capable.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    it will be shit, like all other REmakes past 1

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If remake was released today you would pan it for adding in all “the stupid trev and lisa bullshit that doesn’t need to be there.”

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I expect the gunplay to be just as weak as it was in the past three remakes. I miss the laser sights.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    my bold prediction is it'll be a strictly single player campaign, and Sheva will have a much less significant role

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Click game icon
    >Game starts
    >Cutscene
    >14 hrs of unskippable cutscene of chris mating press sheva
    >Creampie counter

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Takes place completely in south Africa

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lotsa Black folk

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