>read 5 pages of a book i vowed to read

>read 5 pages of a book i vowed to read
>reward myself with 5 hours of playing Path of Exile

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  1. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reading is for dorks

  2. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    my homie

  3. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Okay, but why the Facebook frog?

  4. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >5 pages
    That's barely 3-8 minutes. It's a start, but try to read more, maybe 10 pages a day. That'll enable you to read a book a month.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      How about you suck my wiener instead.

  5. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Finish one equation for the homework assignment due by monday
    >Reward myself with an entire day of gaming.

  6. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd read more books if bookworms weren't such holier-than-thou homosexuals

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why? You dont have to associate with anyone to read books

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit, reading is a private activity, it isn't a fricking identity you put on your twitter you smooth brain frick. The kids at school won't know you've read a book.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        You obviously haven't been on social media in the last year. Being a "bookworm" is a personality/identity now. They've ruined everything these zoomers. Every hobby is now a personality trait or someone's whole identity. Like the shitstorm when AssMouthGauld tried FF14 over WoW, because WoW was his identity.

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          youre a stupid subhuman with identity issues if this is an actual issue for you

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            Welcome to Zoomers mate.

            • 3 years ago
              Anonymous

              im talking about (You), theres no fricking reason for some twitter sperg to influence your hobby

              • 3 years ago
                Anonymous

                You missed the whole point completely apparently.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      No you wouldn't. You don't read because you're lazy.

  7. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >reward system as an adult.
    I play whenever I want, Black person.

  8. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    didn't ask + you fell off + ratio

  9. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >read 50 pages of Machiavelli
    >apply what I learned while playing Medieval 2: Total War afterwards
    >it actually works
    Reminder to always exterminate any conquered settlements so the serfs won't get uppity.

  10. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >survive 30 minutes at work
    >excuse myself and reward myself by going and jacking off in the toilets until lunch

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      holy based

  11. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >play an hour of a video game
    >reward myself with 11 of browsing Ganker

  12. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >boring work
    >bring a book
    >never open it and spend 8 hours browsing Ganker

  13. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    You can read an entire book in a day easily, baring that, you can listen to audiobooks or use programs that read book pdfs in a robot voice, like bookworm, what the frick is wrong with you people?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >You can read an entire book in a day easily
      t. reads books aimed at 12 year olds

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Only ADHD zoomer chuds listen to cringe ass audio books.

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