Ready or Not

You bunch of fricking pathetic coomers, are you going to play now?
For people who played before, am I moronic or are the enemies fricking bullet proof tanks? They tank everything I shoot at them. Guess I'll use this as an aimtrainer because only headshots are lethal.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >le coom
    Dial 8, homosexual.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >le coom
      Dial 8, homosexual.

      Get rekt homosexual

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I mean fap adiction is bad but this image is beyond moronic, pure bullshit

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Jerking off all the time isn't good for your overall wellbeing but that's all bullshit lol.

          >people actually fall for sourecless b8 like this
          Ishygddt

          >Higher energy levels
          Absolutely true for me personally, it is so high some nights I cant sleep.
          >Helps in muscle growth
          NoFap boosts your testosterone slightly so is technically factual
          >Improves focus & concentration
          For me it does a lot, can notice myself making smarter decisions and dont have brain fog while playing vidya.
          >Better physical stamina
          My body craves to workout when I am NoFapping and I can do 5-10 more push ups than when I am not NoFapping
          >Cures erectile dysfunction
          Bullshit, but I have never had ED
          >Improves sperm quality
          Dont know about this

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Cures erectile dysfunction
            >Bullshit, but I have never had ED
            you go the most true one wrong. What an absolute moron you are.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              If it was that easy to cure ED you would think there wouldn't be medication for it. moron Black person.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Jerking off all the time isn't good for your overall wellbeing but that's all bullshit lol.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >people actually fall for sourecless b8 like this
        Ishygddt

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >bitching about cooming on Ganker
        This is how election tourist homosexuals and similar subhuman newshits always show their colors. Go back to your homosexual containment board.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Stop telling me to COOOOOOK U MUST COOOOOOOOM
          Quit being a homosexual jerking off is the most demasculation thing a man can do even worse when it's aided by pornography.
          And you are no man you are a boy that cares about self gratification.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Why are you so fascinated by other men's dicks, anon?
            Go back.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You sound obsessed with men jerking off.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >cures erectile dysfunction
        You know that whoever made this image is a beta homosexual. I jerk off multiple times a day and I never have problems remaining rock hard during sex. As an added bonus, I can also last forever if I wear a condom with how I killed my sensitivity. Even jerking off with one can't make me cum.
        No-Fap is for autistic beta virgins who think they'll ascend just with a simple trick.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I can also last forever if I wear a condom with how I killed my sensitivity

          Yeah fricking same. I supposed it was that.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Black person Black person Black person

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    not until you show us the feet

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >le coom
    Dial 8, homosexual.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The enemies got a pretty big buff to go with the AI overhaul. I've pumped like three rounds from a shotgun nearly point blank and still been able to arrest the perp alive. Even though their head and body looks like cherry jello.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ZAMN

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is the game 60gb? It's not even that big.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's 60GB? That makes me not wanna buy it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's what she said.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      60gb isn't a big deal these days.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        why is it bigger than something like devil may cry 5 though?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why is it bigger than something like devil may cry 5 though?

      It is on the Unreal Engine, engine is notorious for having big file sizes even on small games.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      im a poor gay and even I can download 60gb on my shitty net in like 2 hours.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think it's every enemy and even depends on map a bit but yeah it seems a lot are heavily armored now, seems maybe tasers are often useless as well

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The enemies benefit from the same armor system as players do now (unless the enemy has absolutely no armor). You might need to check what kind of ammo you bring for the mission or bring a mix of both if you really want.
    I hope they can keep this kind of quality up with their future updates

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >are you going to play now?
    can i press E to enjoy that girl's butt and give it a nice squeeze?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is a known issue
    >Patch 21474
    >- Bullets currently do not penetrate fully through limbs. This means some lethal shots, i.e. headshots, may be completely stopped by the arms/hands in front of the face.
    How in the hell this was allowed past QA (and by QA I mean the moronic paypigs who bought the "Supporter Edition) is mind boggling

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >How in the hell this was allowed past QA (and by QA I mean the moronic paypigs who bought the "Supporter Edition) is mind boggling
      Because they spend all their time sucking off the devs in their special "supporters only" discord rather than actually playtesting.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >How in the hell this was allowed past QA
      Probably because the developers couldn't find a fix for it and wanted to just get the update out. You can't just postpone everything indefinitely for a relatively minor bug. Unless its super gamebreaking, this sort of shit is acceptable.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That sonuds based wtf are you on? It SHOULD be blocked by a limb.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is this ready or not?
    when did they add civilian carry animations?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You can carry suspects/civilians since the March update
      It's a pretty moronic addition because SWAT would definitely not do that, at most they'd tell people to move to some specific place

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I will now play your game

    I've been meaning to anyway

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does CreamAPI work with this game's shitty scummy Supporter dlc? That's the only way I'll ever buy it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I honestly wish I could find an answer for this question cause I heard they have some moronic anticheat that turns your bullets into trashbags too

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's not just you. I've had shirtless meth heads tank .300 and buckshot several times. Even had a couple tank headshots.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Any tips for online?

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can we... can we kill her?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it will affect your score but I imagine you're not bothered by such a thing asking these questions

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How do I not be a detriment/liability to my teammates in online RoN?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pointman with a shield is pretty hard to mess up. Just run in first, hug the wall, draw aggro and soak up the damage. Enemies also like to flank from certain directions, holding corners while your team clears a room can come in handy.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Also don't stand in the fricking doorway with your dick out, just move in so your teammates can follow.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do you go full tacticool with your loadouts?

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A poem by OP

    I cut my winky off and replaced it with a log of shit!
    >I turned my penis isn't a poonis!
    hhahaha a poooonis haha instead of a peeeenis hahahaha
    Winky poopy doody!

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    either guns got nerfed (only ours, not the NPCs) or npcs got health buffs because yeah, they take 3-4 shotgun shells to drop at ~20 feet when before you'd one shot them with a partial hit. seems like an unintentional change because I couldn't find anything about it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      oh, also it runs like dogshit now; game drops to 30 frames on low constantly on the new maps AND the old maps whereas previously I didn't dip below 70

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What are your PC specs?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          rtx 3070, 16gb ddr4, i7-7700k

          I like the new AI, since they don't seem to just bunny hop straight at you with pin point accuracy *as much* as they did before, but the fact that pajama wearing grandma with a tec9 tanked 3 buckshot shells to the chest makes me alt-f4

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Turn off mirror reflections

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does armor actually make a difference other than slots?

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ready or Not seems like it would be a much better game with steam workshop support but let's be honest here they want more people buying the supporter edition.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Workshop support is planned.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is this game or the devs good?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The devs support every political cause that you hate.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So they're woke?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yes they said BLM and trans rights and everything else that makes people like you leave the thread.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Why they would make a game that portrays the police in goodlight then? stop making nonsense

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              They literally donated an entire month's worth of sales to a trans charity that grooms children. Sorry that you're not willing to accept reality.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                why do you lie to random anons on the internet?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          all i remember is the devs had to explain to game journalists that this easteregg wasn't a nignog joggers gonna jog joke, and i found it pretty funny, "noggin joggers is actually slang for a hard to solve puzzle"

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            When are these journos gonna get sued for defamation? You'd think the constant articles they put out calling people racist for innocent things would land them some comeuppance by now.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Because only leftoids want to censor speech, the rest of us just want to be left alone and grill, for God's sake.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >the rest of us just want to be left alone and grill
                And the dog won't leave your meat alone until you discipline it. Kotaku and Polygon need a bloodied nose.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >muh only left
                Everyone wants to censor speech, leftists are currently only the most prominent ones. You would remember if you weren't some teenager homosexual.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry to hear about your colostomy bag, boomer. This is our world now.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i'll chase your little zoomzoom ass down on my mobility scooter and squirt every drop out of the bag on your fricking perm you little shit

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                DUDE THAT'S SO BUSSIN I'M FRICKIN DEADASS RIGHT NOW!

                THIS DOES NOT SLAP!!!

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            They STILL bring this up to complain about the devs "WE SEE YOUR SECRET DOG WHISTLE, RACIST!"

            kek.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I will now instruct my whole Discord server to refer to killing unarmed morons in this game "jogger nogging".

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Someone one the steam forums somewhat tested the weapons damage this update: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woYxeY5A7JU

    They fricked SMGs and pistols hard. How did no one in the "supporter" branch say something to this shit?

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This might be a good place to let you guys know, there's a general for tactical games like this on /vg/, it's called /&tg/

    [...]

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Got kicked out of /k/?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't even know there was a general thread on /k/, so no we're unrelated

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that poor jogger, joggers lives matter

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      and tactical? weird name

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Long story

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          sounds like discord troony drama

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Nah there's no discord

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              so just troony drama

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                There's neither of that either

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >seeing other people post my webms/reaction images
      always makes me double take

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sexy

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how is the new ai?

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When are we getting a mod that replaces the ost with SWAT 4 music?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >mute music volume in game
      >play swat 4 ost in the background
      why are you so fricking moronic

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        not the same since it won't be dynamic

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why does it have a gay ass title?

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Use AP rounds for armored boys, like in the 2 new maps
    And JHP for basically every other level

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Every time I play this game I die quickly cause my ping sucks and what looks like a clear corner isn't actually clear and I close the game. 5 minute sessions. I don't know what I want in a shooter, I want something more engaging than a CoD style shooter but then I try games like these and it's also not what I want.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Play rainbow six

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Those were fun back in the 2000's along with Socom but I can't go back in 2022 with how standards have changed.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't know what I want in a shooter, I want something more engaging than a CoD style shooter but then I try games like these and it's also not what I want.
      i know how you feel ive been looking for a shooter to play thats not too milsim but also not to CoD

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      play Insurgency Sandstorm, it's a good mix between arcade and realism

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Costs too much

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lacks the soul of the swat games, it's made by chuds and it's too expensive.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can you pirate it and get a multiplayer server going?

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is it better than SWAT4?

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >LARPing: the game
    lol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What game does not involve larping?

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