How many of you would ACTUALLY an entire Vaporeon? I know the meme has been going strong for years, but I'm genuinely curious;
If a non-anthro, non-furrified Vaporeon was right in front of you, and consented somehow (maybe through psychic type communication bullshit, IDFC), would you? Could you? With this fox/dog/fish?
Let's even take this a step further. Imagine you didn't have access to psychic type telepathy bullshit, and had to rely on good ol' intuition to determine if the Vaporeon in question even wanted it. Could you still do it? Could you rely on your social aptitude and judgement in your quest for Vaporeon booty? Could you live with the consequences of what may or may not be rape, never knowing whether or not the act was consensual, nevermind the fact that it would be an abomination against Arceus?
Well, /vp/?
Would you actually bang a Vaporeon?
no thanks eevees overrated
No, gross. One of favorite Eeveelutions got ruined to just a sex joke. It's not even funny either.
Still weird that it happened to Vaporeon when Syvlein’s right there? Or is it like a Lovander situation were Sylveon be to “obvious”
>mentioning L*vander on /vp/
whew
that aside, I think the guy who posted the original copypasta just had a major fetish for wet women and or squirters, in addition to some other, more obvious fetishes.
>/vp/ makes fun of Mistah Merriku for being cajoled into being a mouthpiece for Gamefreak for years
>/vp/ mods and jannies kneel to Gamefreak threatening people who talk about Palworld instantly
Fricking kek
What do you expect? All pokegays are simpering bootlickers. I can’t wait for Pokemon Day’s monumental embarassment. Palworld isn’t even that good, but this year’s obligatory kusoge will look like a joke in comparison.
I would never cheat on my Garchomp wife.
>pelvic integrity
Yes. Although I think Eevees are overrated and there are better mons to frick.
If Vaporeon was the only Pokémon to exist, then yes I would. She would take my first kiss and virginity and I would love her until the day she dies.
If other Pokémon exist, no, because my heart belongs to another.
Is it JUST Vaporeon or have I been teleported to a world where Pokemon exist? If it's literally just Vaporeon, in the real world, real world physics apply, yeah I go for it. If I'm in the Pokemon world, no, I do not go anywhere near a monster than can conjure magic torrents of water.
Reminder that, in the Pokemon world, humans have absurd durability a la Monster Hunter.
For examples, see literally every time Pikachu uses an electric type move on a human. I'm pretty sure the amperage on those attacks is well above 1 amp.
Anime isn’t canon
Kukui takes attacks regularly to do research, and is perfectly healthy. He's not crippled, scarred, or maimed.
Lance's Dragonite hyper beamed a guy, who was still alive and kicking afterwards
Alive, yes. Kicking, ehhhh...
Agree on these points, though. Human superdurability is not just exclusive to the anime.
Play PLA. You can only take so many jolts from a shinx before blacking out.
Reminder that Vaporeon's level up movepool is dogshit, it probably couldn't realistically hurt you, let alone present a threat to your life.
>goes to the Vaporeon movelist to post some random bullshit move that would feasibly kill someone
>realize that the best STAB special attack available to Vaporeon before level 40 is fricking water pulse
LMAO
Yup
It's the curse of Pokemon XD.
You get Vaporeon, thinking it will be great, only to realize that with no Surf HM, Vaporeon has no moves.
you've never seen a Vaporeon Hydro Pump in battle
You haven't either
>and consented somehow
Aren't pokemon more or less sentient, and fluent in their trainer's language?
Like they dont just respond to battle commands, you can have a full on conversation with them, its just that most of them can't speak back to you because of morphology.
You could literally just ask the Vaporeon if it was dtf and it could nod.
Also, screwing a sentient fox-dog-fish is barely any different than something like an Asari or a Vulcan or whatever other sentient non-human things people are dtf.
Yes, but I'd rather have my (consensual) way with my Decidueye wife. Or Latias. Or Hisuian Typhlosion. Or Delphox...
Vaporeon isn't even in the top 10
/thread
>one of the few cases where poke on poke shit works on me because I played Eevee in PMD
>TFW my PMD pairing doesn't fricking exist in art
What's your pairing, anon?
Torchic girl
Nice. Is the eevee male or female?
Oof, hard to find. Still, pretty cute duo.
Yes, and yes
But it's not near the top of my bucket list
I 100% would. Pokemon are intelligent enough that they can give implied consent. Hell, Pokemon and people used to get married back in the day!
But to be perfectly honest, I would rather turn Glaceon into a creamsicle instead.
Yeah I’m thinking based
I love my wife Glaceon
Based
Reminder that she's canonicly the VeePee mods' favourite onahole!
Trips confirm best wienersleeve
She’ll always be my favorite
>successfully raping a being that has superpowers
based
Gooey, sopping wet Vapussy just sounds really, really nice.
Pokémon seem to be able to communicate their feelings just fine, and if they don't wanna do something they'd attack you.
Yeah
>Then I can't wait to be a gym leader's ace when I grow up
>Humans have max IVs
>Pokemon born from humans + pokemon have max IVs
Checks out.
>Humans have max IVs
Wow, our BST must be fricking terrible.
Of course, but the existence of psychics and martial artists who can fight pokemon implies that humans can not only have a typing but also earn EVs.
>If a non-anthro, non-furrified Vaporeon was right in front of you, and consented somehow (maybe through psychic type communication bullshit, IDFC), would you? Could you? With this fox/dog/fish?
probably not unless there was a significant prior emotional connection or i was horny out of my mind
your second question doesn't make sense, frankly. they are definitely capable of making their wishes clear.
This, the only thing that makes pokemon ‘attractive’ is prior emotional connections
Cue the replies either denying it way to hard or going >consent.
Anyway consensual sex with the slippery wet fishdog is a-okay.
>an abomination against Arceus?
Fool, have you not read the sinnoh texts? arceus ordaines it.
What, right now, if she was right in front of me in real life? Probably, just because I'd know that I'd never get another chance to frick a pokemon. Don't think I'd be particularly into it though.
>it got deleted after reaching bump
lol
lol
Is it just me or has Glaceon become /vp/‘s favorite vee in recent years? Makes me wonder if the dude at gamefreak who keeps making her ass fatter every gen browses this site
Glaceon is also popular with r/eevee thanks to u/overdrive who kept posting lewd suggestive glaceon art
Only if I was also turned into a pokemon.
You're telling me if your beloved Espeon sat next to you and telepathically said "Lets have puppies, master" you wouldn't be even slightly interested?
I go
>wait, puppies? I thought you were a cat.
Then she replies
>what the hell is a "cat" anon?
>did you forget to take your meds again?
I WILL NOT TAKE MY MEDS YOU CAN'T MAKE ME
Based
i really don't like the eevees. give me something like scyther, though, and i absolutely would.
No because those fine and frills are made with sharp spines. I absolutely would a Zoroark however.
artist?
Where do you think you are?
>groomer board, chud.
Not even /vp/ beat down jokes to the ground as much to your average ironic zoophile.
I prefer other pokemon
Yes, i would, but why are you asking this op? Are you gonna publish this on a puritan moron subreddit to be all like "lol lookz at le degenerates xdd!!!"?
No, because I don't have THAT much brain damage.
I'm asking so I can gauge how many of you are thirsting for Vappy ironically vs unironically.
Leddit puritans can take their self-righteousness and shove it up their asses. When the chips are down, they're not any less degenerate than we are.
^he molest kids in real life.
Yes, but that's unrelated
Sir
It is a dog, if anyone actually fricked a dog on vp then I'd have to report it to police
It is a sapient fish-dog that can consent to sexual intercourse. If you're going to report an anon fricking that to the cops, then you'd have to report them to the police for having consensual sex with a human woman.
Depends. Just how fish-like would an actual vaporeon be, exactly? Like on a scale of zero to ten, mammal to fish, where does it sit?
slimy and smelly probably
think dolphin
Maybe if its front half is behind a wall I guess, besides, I always like human girls
i would rather a lucario, and as far as quadrupeds, i'd prefer one bigger than me, like arcanine so i feel less guilty (i'd feel like they'd have more control of the situation), but as far as the eevees, either umbreon or flareon's my fav. most people will lie to you and say they have no feelings for them but e621 says otherwise.
i tend to like blue mons, not just lucario, so it's extra weird that i just don't really want vaporeon. maybe it's because i think it would feel like touching a dolphin. idk how many people actually wanna frick a dolphin.
>"Would you actually bang [an Eeveelution]?"
also it sort of depends on your definition of "bang". if by "bang" you mean "kiss his ass" and "take a massive stinky dump in my mouth", then yes.
dolphins feel like a muscular wet human. like, smooth and firm, yet pliable.
I have to imagine its probably very similar to the Splatoon inklings. You know, rubbery but in a nice way.
It's a magical creature with intelligence on par with human and enough strenght and skills to take down an adult human. If Vaporeon or any other Eeveelution would want to frick me, there would be absolutely nothing that I could do with it.
...And to be frank, why would I want to stop it? All Eeveelutions are made for human wiener!
is this homosexual shit
It’s purposefully ambiguous, anon
Freud would like to have a word with you
>le ebin freud
female characters tend to have long eyelashes dumbass
What does an old israeli fraudster (who had gone crazy from searching for a fish with human genitals that he once dreamed of) have to do with anything ITT?
i'm pretty sure i've seen more panels where the trainer is female and getting shagged
whether it's the same artist or some other person adding on their take, idk
Another artist's take, Porldraws on Twitter. They drew both male and female Zorua, male Eevee
Genuinely the hottest thing I’ve seen in the past month. I love this dynamic so much
I will not explain myself to someone who's younger than my PokeSexo fetish is, OP you fricking zoomer tourist!
I have finally found it, so now I can finally kiss my sister as promised…
>dog
stopped reading
Vaporeon can consent tho
100% would if given the chance
It would need to be super provocative and flirtacious-- like, constantly trying to nudge and get at my dick. That's the only way I'd ever go for it. A Vaporeon acting animalistic and pet-like doesn't pique my arousal, it's usually the art that depicts it as horny and sexually initiative that get me hard. So, if it's a horny loose Vaporeon, I'll frick it til the cows come home. If it's a normally behaved one, it'll be my buddy and we'll go on walks and adventures.
I have full mastery over my mind and sex drive-- something you betas wouldn't understand.
Last part seems like a cope
Sounds like projection. You don't like it when people are confident
But all Pokemon are canonically sapient and anthropomorphic, so canon Vaporeon could be just as flirty and humanlike as a human.
Eh, maybe. But only because Vaporeon is more of a bro than a sexomon in my eyes. I'd rather just be friends with one.
But if one made it very clear it was down to frick? Yeah, I would. At that point it's more like fricking an alien than screwing a dog in my eyes.
Replace the vap with a Ninetales or Espeon however... zero hesitation at all if they undeniably consent. Still only if they made it clear they were into it, the consentpill goes deep in me. Would feel wrong if it wasn't clear, and not too keen on getting my dick burnt off or on getting telekinetic testicular torsion either.
I'd honestly rather have this thoughever. Not even a big TFscholar but that really activates my almonds.
Never really understood why Vaporeon got the meme, honestly.
Just seems so random, I never liked the fins or the neck frill.
...Assuming female, I can't impregnate her, and she doesn't have some kind of gross animal pussy:
>regular Vaporeon
No.
>regular Vaporeon, but we can communicate somehow and she's attracted to me for some reason
Still no, though I'm sure we'd talk a lot. I'm sure Palworld would blow her mind. If she's straight-up isekai'd from the games or the anime, I'd show her the game/anime she's from just to REALLY blow her mind. Wouldn't be surprised to end up sleeping together (no sex) though
>same Vaporeon, but she's straight-up okay with ANYTHING
Honestly, probably? I've got a nasty inflation fetish and I would 100% have her reenact those gags from the anime about water getting trapped inside a Pokemon and making them inflate.
Doubt I'd be able to do anything too crazy though, since I have almost no privacy in my current living situation, both indoors and out.
>I can't impregnate her
Poor infertile anon
>post-tf dynamics
oh sweet baby jesus this shit is my jam
brap!
Why can’t she be real bros
Is there any more fanart of these two together?
Have you tried the sauce?
That's me and I don't have AGP, so male, duh.
I did but i cant find any more fan art besides that comic from before
Maybe the artist will draw more, better keep an eye on xitter
Doesn't appear to be.
I would never frick a vaporeon but if I had an Eevee I would stretch her pussy every single day
>DUDE EPIC FUNNY VAPOREON COPYPASTA XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>Everything I don't like is reddit.
>real animals
That line is not to be crossed. Stop making the rest of us look worse than we already do.
Dolphins are fair game through
Fine but its only okay if it tries to rape you first. Then thats just self defence
If Vaporeon can give consent, I make love to the fish cookie. If Vaporeon can’t give consent, I rape the fish cookie. But either way, I’m pleasuring myself with this fish.
anon I wouldn't even need consent, I would rape it. I've raped hot dogs before