Realistically, if Nintendo were to do a complete remake of it, what would you want out of it? Myself:

Realistically, if Nintendo were to do a complete remake of it, what would you want out of it?
Myself:
>Non-garbage camera
>Life system overhauled completely; dying in the game sends you to a checkpoint within the level, running out of lives kicks you out of the painting (running out of lives was just an annoying slap on the wrist in the original as functionally all you lost was a bit of time walking back to the painting, assuming you aren't moronic and save regularly)
>Some new music tracks so there's not quite so much reused music in the game
>Less deep alpha/programmer-art tier environments
>An actual honest to god regular double jump
>Menu toggles to turn off any gameplay changes if you want an experience closer to the original

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    sounds gay
    original game is better

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    they already remade it. make super mario 64 2 instead. new castle, new adventure. now only on switch-u. you decide who to bowser to

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't that just a slightly tweaked port instead of a full remake though?

      >>An actual honest to god regular double jump
      what the frick

      Yes, and? The overcomplicated jumping system in the original was kinda novel at the time but it's unnecessarily awkward compared to basically every good 3D platformer that came after.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >jump for normal jump
        >jump again once landing for double jump (identical height to sideflip)
        >jump a third time when landing for a triple jump
        is this really overcomplicated?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Considering every other game just goes "press jump when in midair to double jump" yes. It is.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            What if I want a more grounded (hehe) game where my character can't jump on air

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Then why the frick are you playing Mario, a game about an Italian plumber who stomps on talking mushrooms and whose arch-nemesis is a yellow Gamera?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because Mario has fun movement, including thoughtful jumps

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe every other game is fricking gay? The timing and momentum based platforming is what makes it so satisfying.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Is this game dated/overcomplicated?
              >No, it is every other game that is wrong

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            If you consider counting to three overcomplicated, your brain is literally soup.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            So what you’re saying is you want every game to be homogenized and control the same. Thank you for your contributions to dumbing down video games as a medium and destroying the industry with its efforts to cater to cave creatures like you.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >We should have cars with square wheels! Wanting round-wheeled card is homogenization and is ruining the industry!

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Mario has never had a ghosts n goblins style double jump. It would feel out of place

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That is basically what I want.
      I wanted to make my own version of SM64 with new courses and HUB. I thought the excuse of setting it as Peach's Castle was rennovated to improve its defense against Bowser, but it backfires and Bowser just waits comes back before they finish. You can explore the castle again but the layout is different and has expanded. Some parts of the castle were still unfinished, so you can sneak into those areas to explore, or see places from the previous castle.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you decide who to bowser to
      ???

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>An actual honest to god regular double jump
    what the frick

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >drought's so bad that after spamming xbox threads for 4 days straight they're back to writing fanfictions about getting games
    must suck being a tendo tot

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just combine the best parts of the original and DS. Simple as that.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The original is already great so I'd like a reimagining of all the levels with new geometry and objectives. The only change I want is a separate button to kick in air and dive in air instead of it being dependent on speed

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    guns
    sex with goombas
    run button

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    you can do all of that with the pc version

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just give me a proper camera and a higher fidelity sound track with remixes I can switch to on the fly.

  10. 3 months ago
    sage

    have a nice day

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >OP got so filtered by SM64 that he needs a remake that adds mid level checkpoints and double jumps to be able to beat it
    KWAB

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dying in the game sends you to a checkpoint within the level
    People actually die in this game? It's designed for kids and was vastly easier than previous mario games. I don't think anyone would even notice this.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. never made it passed the 50 star door

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Unless your practicing speed run strats on rainbow ride there's no excuse for it.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It takes a single mistake to fall in a death pit. It's bound to happen unless you're doing the safest baby b***h movement

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >An actual honest to god regular double jump
    Jesus Christ, how bad at video games can you be to ask for a double jump in motherfricking Super Mario.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Completely re-imagined levels. The original levels are way too small and repetitive.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >unironically wanting a move that negates half of Mario's movement options in a game that still hasn't been fully surpassed by its contemporaries
    gr8 b8 m8 I give it a 7/8
    good enough to get me to reply but not good enough for me to bump the thread

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Since everyone's making fun of OP, I'll try suggesting an actual improvement. I've posted this before but since the subject has been brought up, unlockable Yoshi.
    >Keep requirements the same.
    >Alter the dialogue so that Yoshi informs Mario that he can "take a rest" in which Mario switches places with Yoshi so that he can nap on the castle roof.
    >You can return to the roof to switch back much like the character doors in the DS remake.
    >Yoshi has mostly the same moveset as Mario except kicking/headbutts instead of punches and being able to flutter jump in order to reach greater heights. Basically, expect less strict platforming skills being required of you.
    >Tongue/eating mechanics are identical to his DS counterpart.
    >As Wonder has shown, Yoshi can indeed wall jump and do the same tricks Mario can so the exact opposite of his limited and unfun DS counterpart.
    >Keep the design faithful to the source material.

    Other secret characters would be nice as the DS remake made everyone except Luigi too useless and situational. Hell, just build upon the game and make it bigger since B3313 has made the game more relevant than ever.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    literally just fricking play the decomp + romhacks

    do you gays really want to give nintendo another $60 for an objective downgrade

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    getting a star doesnt end the level until all stars of that levels variant have been got.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The music suggestion is the only idea that doesn’t make you sound less intelligent than a dog.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >take sm64ds
    >make the camera better
    >make the characters more balanced
    >give it a 90s cgi look

    thats what id do

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Add these and I'm in
      >replace the new Mips stars with the old ones
      >bring back the 100 lives easter egg on top of the castle and just replace Yoshi with Waluigi or something

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Mario, Luigi, Yoshi, and Wario are playable.
        >Waluigi simply reads you a letter, gives you 100 lives, and kills himself.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Add these and I'm in
      >replace the new Mips stars with the old ones
      >bring back the 100 lives easter egg on top of the castle and just replace Yoshi with Waluigi or something

      It looks really well when ran on a PC with high resolution. I would totally be fine if they just upscaled the textures honestly. Also would want them to rearrange it so you can get every star with every character, and it tracks which character you got which star with (like Super Mario 3D World). Playable Waluigi would be so sick, but that would be a pipedream too. And add more Stars- maybe more secret courses with a few Stars like the ones for the boss fights.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think Nintendo could outdo romhackers

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    literally all done by rom hacks except the last 2

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