Realistically, in a dungeon, the ultimate OP strategy would be a shield wall.

Realistically, in a dungeon, the ultimate OP strategy would be a shield wall. Have EVERYONE do a tower shield and set it down... literally NOTHING can beat a shield wall if the walls are covered... and dungeon walls cover that... it's worked since Basic D&D...

Why aren't you doing a dungeon shield wall?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Enjoy getting wrecked by pit traps and AoEs

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous.

      >Put down a shield and walk over it.

      A hidden trap pours boiling water on you what now

      >Lock shields in a Testudo and let the water slide over the interlinked shields.

      >What's that faint hiss coming from those little holes in the walls?

      >Lock shields even tighter, after ringing them with rubber. This creates an airtight seal, preventing inhalation.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Put down a shield and walk over it.
        Congrats, you're without your shield you fricking moron and you dropped down leaving yourself completely vulnerable for a second
        >Lock shields in a Testudo and let the water slide over the interlinked shields.
        Yeah, like boiling water won't slide through the gaps, burning your soldiers anyway. Smaller wounds but still significant.
        >Lock shields even tighter, after ringing them with rubber. This creates an airtight seal, preventing inhalation.
        Congrats on killing yourself via suffocation

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous.

          >Congrats, you're without your shield you fricking moron and you dropped down leaving yourself completely vulnerable for a second
          Have your buddy there with his shield to protect you.
          >Yeah, like boiling water won't slide through the gaps, burning your soldiers anyway. Smaller wounds but still significant.
          Smaller wounds, and easily ignored. Try tossing a bucket of water over a cheese grater. It has holes, but will let through bugger all water because of how fluid dynamics works. And a shield you can adjust.
          >Congrats on killing yourself via suffocation
          What about air tanks?

          Unfortunately, D&D doesn't recognize shieldwalls. Packing characters that close together just means you're vulnerable to AoEs like Fireball. Yes, a good shieldwall should be able to ward off most of an attack like that but it's something that needs homebrewing and homebrew can be...iffy.

          IIRC, at least for 3.5e, a wall of tower shields can grant full cover to each bearer, and would block LOS if in close formation, forcing the caster to target outside the formation.
          A testudo thereby would always have full cover from a fireball, excepting the sides.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Or just getting hit normally because a +2 AC isn't really that much.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hope you’re not a GM

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        when I learned this rule is the exact moment I knew 5e was shit

        My Goliath with a tower shield only gets a +2, even though everyone else in the party is small?
        Ok, you just don't get what we're trying to do here

        tl;Dr, don't have rules autism

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    A hidden trap pours boiling water on you what now

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chemical warfare followed by engineers laying plank floors, actually.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What's that faint hiss coming from those little holes in the walls?

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    good ol' log on a rope

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shield wall in generic medieval fantasy would be anarchronism.
    It's a valid idea for sandalpuk though.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Shield wall in generic medieval fantasy would be anarchronism

      I'm not a historian but I'm pretty sure you're full of shit.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well mobile shield walls would be odd, but they clearly did set up stationary shield walls as field fortifications.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well mobile shield walls would be odd, but they clearly did set up stationary shield walls as field fortifications.

      Are you purposefully excluding the early Medieval period from your definition of the Middle Ages, or are you just stupid?

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Scarab Strategy/Sisyphos Roll/Reverse boulder trap is de way.

    The boulder's heavy and large enough to trigger all traps while both physically protecting you and keeping enough distance between you and the trap's effects.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unless, you know, the boulder comes from behind and you'd have to make a run ala Indiana Jones

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unless, you know, the boulder comes from behind and you'd have to make a run ala Indiana Jones

      Combine them both: dungeon contains teleporters/spinners, oldschool blobber style, and now you get to run away from your own boulder.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Casts Grease

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh no it seems grease absolutely mangled their hands and feet
      they also lack eyes

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The frick happened here?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        AI glitch

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It can't glitch, though.
          It's supposed to be perfect and replace ink cucks.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's Alpharius

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I tried, but google gave nothing good enough. Easier than scouring for the right image.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >gelatinous cube
      My first thought as well

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always thought dwarves should be a pike and shot army. Spear dwarves with tall shields, and then a row of archers or handgunners standing on stools behind em to fire over the spear wielders heads. Takes advantage of the narrow confines and low center of gravity of the dwarves.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I see it more of a mixed formation, Something like pic related in front with pike/spear behind.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think the shield dwarves would just have shields, no gaps, no reason to have a spear. They don't need to see what they're blocking, they just need to keep it on the far side of the wall.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Floor trap.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks slow. Every six dungeon turns is a chance to encounter something that doesn't care about your shields and there's a lot of ground to cover.
    That being said, if you can have a unit of heavy infantry, you should.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i cast delete floor

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey did you know that the Romans are actually very famous for PROVING shield walls(Phalanx) can be beaten and developing a specific type of army formation and strategy to beat all the shield walls(Phalanx) that were previously dominating the Mediterranean world?

    What's in your picture is called a testudo and was only used when legionnaires were approaching cities in a siege, not as an actual battlefield formation.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only shield walls the romans ever fought was the Celtic ones.
      The Successor kingdoms used pike blocks.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Pydna
        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Cynoscephalae
        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Magnesia

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pike blocks.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Did you even read the links? They were specifically phalanxes in the old fashioned style. Two of them because the Macedonian successors wanted to make a statement about the glory days.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Hey did you know that the Romans are actually very famous for PROVING shield walls(Phalanx) can be beaten and developing a specific type of army formation

              Pike blocks.

              Look at that Roman formation that eviscerated greek phalanxes. So Roman they shit homosexuals and piss fish sauce.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Roman formation that eviscerated greek phalanxes
                no they did not, the cavalry did not contribute to combat and they lost due to out of battle factors. The sarissa phalanx had little to do with the sarissa phalanx Alexander had centuries before the romans fought with the phalanxes.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                They did...the manipular system chewed up the greeks and there has already been evidence posted in this thread that the greatest Greek armies of their time were destroyed by the Romans fairly handily. Said Greek armies were using phalanxes specifically. I don't know why this is so hard for you to accept.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >8 men across
            >16 men deep
            just like your mom

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most people didn't really fight in densely packed shieldwalls. You really don't want to be immobile during battle. For example when people think of hoplites and the Greek phalanx they usually think of a densely packed formation of overlapping shields but that's not really how our sources paint them. Instead the Greeks sacrifices order for aggressiveness, most description of Greek hoplites in battle show that they ran into battle in an unorganized fashion. At times they did pack themselves closer but that was mostly when confronting cavalry.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bro...why say anything at all if you don't know anything about the topic? It baffles me. People like you baffle me.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Realistically, in a dungeon

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    That’s why I have 2 fighter retainers with shields

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >testudo is literally unstoppable
    >pilum equipped soldiers shown in the supporting image
    Anon, I...

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Fireball

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here is your tightly packed shield wall vs. my character

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's worked since Basic D&D
    All a tower shield does is improve AC by 1.

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >shield wall
    oozes, slimes and gelatinous cubes would destroy the block of men very fast. No escape.

    Any are of effect traps, creatures breathing fire and gas and the such would destroy them as well. Easier hit and harder for them to run away and regroup.

    Traps on the floor, rocks falling from above would be doom as well.

    Any uneven surface would create chaos.

    What you are supposed to do is have 2-3 people with good armor and shields up front with close combat stabbing weapons, not tower shields (they are too big to move properl) really and then 1-2 people with polearms behind them and the rest of the party offering support (fire support, healing, watching for further dangers or an ambush) and some rearguard cause you never know.

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Monsters
    Ghosts: go through walls to attack the pcs immune to pike wounds
    Skeletons: resistant to piercing wounds
    Oozes: can hide and attack from plain sight
    Wizards: can cast AOE
    Vampiric Mist: is just mist
    Humanoids: can form an opposing sheild wall if they are intelligent enough.
    Dragons and flying enemies: can drop rocks from above assuming the room is big enough, also dragons have AOE
    Mimics: catches PCs off guard.
    Umber Hulks: can attack the formation from where is least expected
    Purple worms: destroys everything in its path.
    Drow: can cast darkness and shoot crossbows

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Realistically, in a dungeon, the ultimate OP strategy would be a wizard wall. Have EVERYONE be a wizard and bust it down centaur-style... literally NOTHING can beat a wizard wall if the right spells are picked... different magic schools will cover that... it's worked since Basic D&D...

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  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unfortunately, D&D doesn't recognize shieldwalls. Packing characters that close together just means you're vulnerable to AoEs like Fireball. Yes, a good shieldwall should be able to ward off most of an attack like that but it's something that needs homebrewing and homebrew can be...iffy.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fireball explicitly expands to fill space. Using a fireball in a dungeon was suicidal in older editions because once it hit the walls, it would continue to expand in the only direction left, which was right back to you. If you somehow make an airtight shieldwall, then you'd be able to block it. Otherwise it'll fill the space around your shields and then continue expanding into the space behind your shields.

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This shit is the thread anti-/slop/ homosexuals are b***hing about. "Le OP strategy for dungeon!", "Le alignment thread", "Why are you not playing as le human fighter", "Why are you not smothering yourself with shit to deceive dragons", "why are you using/not using combat wheelchair rules", "why are glasses better/worse than cure blindness spell", "Why you should/shouldn't play D&D"...

    THERE IS A D&D GENERAL YOU FRICKING CRETIN GO THERE AND ASK YOUR moronic "btw who is stronger the lvl 20 fighter with phimosis or twenty lvl 3 clerics with incontinence? Serious answers only" SHIT THERE. SAGE.

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    "The shield does not, however, provide cover against targeted spells; a spellcaster can cast a spell on you by targeting the shield you are holding."

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not sure how well a shield wall can file down a corridor/

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You meet one monstrous creature that can btfo your shield wall
    Not the greatest end for a campaign.

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did Hoplites carry tower shields or hoplons?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What do you think, genius?

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