Realistically, what do you do in this situation?

Realistically, what do you do in this situation?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    die?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      foxdie?

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The setup for this was cool but the actual scenario was shit.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It really should have been a much longer chase or maybe you go back to the base and use something there to escape. The rematch is better, but this wasn't good.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even the fight itself was shit

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The writing was fricking awesome, though.
        >BEHOLD. TODAY IS THE DAY WEAPONS LEARNED TO WALK UPRIGHT.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    jerk off furiously

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    shoot a rocket directly into it's crotch gun

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    just shoot the psychic kid in the gasmask who's holding it up.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Run towards it and lift it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      RULES OF NATURE

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    out psychic him and crush him inside the wienerpit lol

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    STOP THAT BLADE

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kill Snake.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they give the giant robot child bearing hips?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      For bearing

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's wrong, Anon?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've seen plenty of doujin to know exactly what happens when sex is inferred.

        Umm

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          One of those pictures has visable pussy.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The dick gun should have been censored

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    build my own giant bot to fight it!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >build my own giant bot
      Chill it MacGyver, not everyone can quickly create a giant robot out of a match

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's okay, i use a dex build so my superior speed will allow me to win

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Start jerking off, probably.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Think really hard about the girl who bullied me in middle school and obtain control of the giant non-functional mech

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Such a lust for bully-pussy!

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stomp those people on the ground.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What if the metal gear was a giant woman in a leotard

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Climb a tree. I bet it can't climb after me.

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shoot the psychic kid who is controlling the robot.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are her legs backwards?

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jerk off its benis gun until it orgasm uncontrollably and collapses

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Huey so horrible at making mechs? Majority of his designs were ripped off from Granin, Strangelove or the dude who made Shagohod. And his magnum opus creation didn't even work without magic powers from a psychic kid.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was born too early to watch anime.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why is Huey so horrible at making mechs?
      Because he's a fraud, did you even play the game?

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Uhhhh am I supposed to get aroused at the sight of that?

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hit it with a brick

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >they took this from us

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      ps3 couldnt handle it, bro

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      you feel it too don't you?

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    so why the frick did big boss change from a hero to a villain

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      cause he realized war is really fun and wanted others to have fun

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He didn't, he was just misunderstood/ The Patriots lied to the public.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was never as bad as The Patriots said he was, still, he was a war monger.
      MGS PW and V make it very clear, Kojima makes the point of comparing him to Che, the people he fights along with/for think he's a hero, everyone else just sees him as another killer for hire, it's not really that complicated.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        And why did he suddenly decide that he hated The Boss after Peace Walker?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bad writing

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          He doesn't hate her, he just decides to leave her behind, he finally moves on because he realized that they were actually never compatible.
          The Boss put down her gun, and with it she rejected everything about her life as a soldier, including Snake, Big Boss realizes he could never make that same decision so he realizes it's time to move on and create the Outer Heaven he dreams of.
          It's indifference, not hate.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            And why did he suddenly decide that he hated The Boss after Peace Walker?

            It's also important to note that all the Cobras, including The Boss, were suicidal because they felt they didn't belong anywhere in the world, it's made clear in one of the optional calls in MGS3, I believe it's after you kill The Pain.
            This is what inspires Big Boss to create a country for Soldiers with nowhere to call home, also what makes Big Boss and Kaz become friends as you can learn from the tapes and the japanese radio drama of how they met, so in a way she rejects her and becomes indifferent to her, but at the same time dedicates the rest of his life to create somewhere were soldiers like the Cobra unit would be welcomed.

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    ok but why does it scream like a monkey
    >sahelantropus
    yeah but it doesn't need to stop its feet and throw a tantrum it's a fricking robot

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Evens I piss my pants
    Odds I crap them instead
    Dubs I do both
    Trips I cum

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I keep using Volcanic Viper into its crotch gun

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Skullface getting dragged away like a mental patient by his goons was the best scene in the entire game

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Funny cause every shot of tomas shelby pulling his hat in openheimer with that face constitution and hat reminds me of skull face

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    face death and die stylishly caped in my finest clothes

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    go home

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've seen plenty of doujin to know exactly what happens when sex is inferred.

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Grab huey and throw him in the truck, then drive past it and find a hill to hide behind until I can call in a chopper to get us out of there.

  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love how even in the story it can't actually stand and walk like that, it has to be puppeted by some weirdo with magic powers.
    But it makes it even more confusing that you're shooting and destroying the useless robot. How would blowing up this Metal Gear help? Mantis could just puppet the wreckage around.

  37. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd remember that Shamalamadingdong can't actually move without Mantis helping it stay upright, and "realistically" psychic flying people don't exist in real life, so I'd just run a few dozen metres backwards to make sure I don't get squashed when it falls over. gg no re

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