>new developments
She turns into an ogre at night and when she marries Shrek she becomes an ogre permanently. This is the whole big twist of the movie.
I think you're ignoring how he's in a cast at the end. For normies who haven't seen this joke a trillion times already, or even Futurama, THAT is the joke
its funny how prudish people on all sides are these days >the single most important natural directive in life is to pass on genes >to the extent that some animals evolved to forgo all other actions >some animals evolve to live just to have sex and die, without eating or drinking >all of human culture up to this point informed in some aspect by human sex and sexuality >the romans drew dicks all over the place >tribes in africa forged knives shaped like dicks >ben franklin wrote essays on banging old chicks >james joyce wrote about fricking his wife so hard she queefed >UHHHHH CAN YOU STOP THINKING ABOUT SEX???
no more than i can stop drinking water and breathing
because i am human
>watching other men have sex all day is the same as drawing penises on a rock
3 months ago
Anonymous
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3 months ago
Anonymous
Surely this means that they looked and talked about this picture every day instead of doing their wife
3 months ago
Anonymous
people are and will be horny. its literally natural and people way smarter than you were horny as frick and got their rocks off with whatever was available at the time, be it drawings, sculpture, peep shows, brothels, a casual jerk-off between friends, etc
3 months ago
Anonymous
>...Yes, now I can remember that night when I fricked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fricking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck up in you for hours, fricking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every frick I gave you your shameless tongue come bursting out through your lips and if I gave you a bigger stronger frick than usual fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fricked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to frick a farting woman when every frick drives one out of her. >...You say when I go back you will suck me off and you want me to lick your c**t, you little depraved blackguard. I hope you will surprise me some time when I am asleep dressed, steal over me with a prostitute’s glow in your slumbrous eyes, gently undo button after button in the fly of my trousers and gently take out your lover’s fat mickey, lap it up in your moist mouth and suck away at it till it gets fatter and stiffer and comes off in your mouth. Sometime too I shall surprise you asleep, lift up your skirts and open your hot drawers gently, then lie down gently by you and begin to lick lazily round your bush. You will begin to stir uneasily then I will lick the lips of my darling’s c**t. You will begin to groan and grunt and sigh and fart with lust in your sleep. Then I will lick up faster and faster like a ravenous dog until your c**t is a mass of slime and your body wriggling wildly.
3 months ago
Anonymous
These people? Managed to have sex. Which you won't.
>porn addiction is normal
Why are soillennials like this?
We all know who screeches at healthy male sex drive these days. You can stop false flagging as a long extinct puritan christian, troony. You are tricking nobody.
Oh so NOW we stop being contrarian and start eating the same shit as everyone else. You are different and you are special, except no you are an npc like everyone else.
>the comic is supposed to be read top left, bottom left, top right, bottom right
Who the frick structures their comics like that? Just make it a 4 panel tall image at that point.
>IT'T
there are like 30 fricking words in that entire thing, why the frick can't ESLs at least proofread the garbage they're shitting all over the net?
>where is your pants
Where are
where are what?
Werewolf my homie awoooo
Pants is sunglar noun anon
No it is not.
orc women are made for human wiener and tight-fitting frilly dresses
This homie wants to frick shreks wife.
>This homie wants to frick shreks wife
You do not know how much i wanna pipe that b***h down
isn't Shrek's wife the basic b***h princess or did I miss some new developments in Shrek lore ?
>new developments
She turns into an ogre at night and when she marries Shrek she becomes an ogre permanently. This is the whole big twist of the movie.
orcs and ogres are two vastly different species anon, please get it right
God, I wish that were me.
You don't?
I want to be raped by a futa orc too
it's the third time you've posted the exact same image this week, timmy
really made me, think, indeed
>American *humor*
>AI slop
>the joke is sex
Yes, you puritan homosexual.
I don't mind sex jokes when they have an actual punchline.
The punchline is in the bottom right panel. It's cliche, sure - but it's there
the joke is
>guy sees sexy orc lady
>instead of fighting her he sexfricks her
thats it
I think you're ignoring how he's in a cast at the end. For normies who haven't seen this joke a trillion times already, or even Futurama, THAT is the joke
>porn addiction is normal
Why are soillennials like this?
You will never be a woman.
Frick off sharty.
its funny how prudish people on all sides are these days
>the single most important natural directive in life is to pass on genes
>to the extent that some animals evolved to forgo all other actions
>some animals evolve to live just to have sex and die, without eating or drinking
>all of human culture up to this point informed in some aspect by human sex and sexuality
>the romans drew dicks all over the place
>tribes in africa forged knives shaped like dicks
>ben franklin wrote essays on banging old chicks
>james joyce wrote about fricking his wife so hard she queefed
>UHHHHH CAN YOU STOP THINKING ABOUT SEX???
no more than i can stop drinking water and breathing
because i am human
>watching other men have sex all day is the same as drawing penises on a rock
>
Surely this means that they looked and talked about this picture every day instead of doing their wife
people are and will be horny. its literally natural and people way smarter than you were horny as frick and got their rocks off with whatever was available at the time, be it drawings, sculpture, peep shows, brothels, a casual jerk-off between friends, etc
>...Yes, now I can remember that night when I fricked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fricking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck up in you for hours, fricking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every frick I gave you your shameless tongue come bursting out through your lips and if I gave you a bigger stronger frick than usual fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fricked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to frick a farting woman when every frick drives one out of her.
>...You say when I go back you will suck me off and you want me to lick your c**t, you little depraved blackguard. I hope you will surprise me some time when I am asleep dressed, steal over me with a prostitute’s glow in your slumbrous eyes, gently undo button after button in the fly of my trousers and gently take out your lover’s fat mickey, lap it up in your moist mouth and suck away at it till it gets fatter and stiffer and comes off in your mouth. Sometime too I shall surprise you asleep, lift up your skirts and open your hot drawers gently, then lie down gently by you and begin to lick lazily round your bush. You will begin to stir uneasily then I will lick the lips of my darling’s c**t. You will begin to groan and grunt and sigh and fart with lust in your sleep. Then I will lick up faster and faster like a ravenous dog until your c**t is a mass of slime and your body wriggling wildly.
These people? Managed to have sex. Which you won't.
>baseless accusation
projection
>Dude just be an animal
No
you are an animal
people who seem to think they can rise above nature are usually midwits, freewill is an illusion
We all know who screeches at healthy male sex drive these days. You can stop false flagging as a long extinct puritan christian, troony. You are tricking nobody.
>long extinct puritan christian
We need them now more than ever
Just because you are a permavirgin GOYper doesn't mean everyone else should be
Yes.
Too wordy, could've skipped the middle two panels
Any negative traits a male might have instantly become positive once they are attached to a female.
Such is life
Eh, girls I know who get addicted to porn tend to find sex unappealing and tiresome after blowing out their thirtieth vibrator motor.
That's just a female stand up comedian now
Specifically an attractive female
>thing people thought was funny for thousands of years still funny
Oh so NOW we stop being contrarian and start eating the same shit as everyone else. You are different and you are special, except no you are an npc like everyone else.
The real joke is always you, anon.
Got his ass
95 percent of Ganker in one image.
>the comic is supposed to be read top left, bottom left, top right, bottom right
Who the frick structures their comics like that? Just make it a 4 panel tall image at that point.
is this *the* thread?
>everyone wants the cuddly orc gf experience
>not wanting to get raped to death by a whole tribe
Weak
It should've been, but it turned into yet another shitflinging competition of who can cram the most buzzwords into a single sentence
i want both
For me, it is the fantasy of having a barbarian orc gf who likes being treated like she is a dainty damsel, but only in private.
>for me, it is the fantasy of having a orc gf
Fix'd it for you
>IT'T
there are like 30 fricking words in that entire thing, why the frick can't ESLs at least proofread the garbage they're shitting all over the net?
>words words words words
What a hack
I think those re comissions
Also that's hardly words words words, that's like three regular speechbubbles worth of text.
>mulan but AN SEXO ORC BABE
NINTENDO HIRE THIS MAN
Why do ESLs not spell check ever
You instantly look like a moron when you make an image like this and people notice you don't know how to speak
you're overgeneralizing, I'm ESL and I'm obsessed with spell checking, some people just don't know any better or don't care
Nobody asked.
proof?
Why are ESLs like you so obsessed with spell-checking everything. You might as well cry about the lack of punctuation in every post, homie.
t. butthurt shitskin
post hands Black person
Diminutive and busty goblin girls > green men with breasts.
>not one of each fighting over your human wiener
low test
Muscle girls are useless if they are not also futanari
Fixed
is that a long strip cut in half or did the moron totally forget how left to right paneling works?
Someone post the hairy orc girl porn already.
what a garbage orc thread
I hope all of you have a nice day
pants down