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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    wish these guys didn't melt in half a second

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Life imitates art.
      Though it ended up being GDI roster sans-Mammoth that does all the melting IRL.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        not when you have 10 light tanks for every single vehicle your enemy has

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          oh wait light tanks were nod
          frick the tiberium timeline, it's cringe as frick. There, I said it. Red Alert >>>>> Tiberishit

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Red Alert 1 is cool, 2 is just goofy, 3 is moronic.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              1 is cool, 2 is cooler, and 3 is goofy. You just have to pretend Yuri doesn't exist

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                But Yuri is the best part

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              This. Goofy bordering on the cringe I might add.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                The tiberium timeline was cringe from the start.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Your taste is cringe.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I am the cringe.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                no u

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              1 is cool, 2 is cooler, and 3 is goofy. You just have to pretend Yuri doesn't exist

              This. Goofy bordering on the cringe I might add.

              One of the best uses of water in the whole RTS genre though.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                How would sex with Yuriko be like?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                mindblowing

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Was this drawn by a Jap? Not often you'd see JP fanart of C&C.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Red Alert is just NATO vs USSR but with dolphins, freeze cannons and mind control. At least Tiberian universe has a story, a unique universe and cool sci-fi tech.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              gay ass story with aliems and shit

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Red Alert is just NATO vs USSR but with dolphins, freeze cannons and mind control.
              In other words what it would've been if we lived in a cooler universe

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                https://www.navalnews.com/naval-news/2023/10/russian-navys-trained-dolphins-moved-closer-to-fighting-in-ukraine-war/

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Daily reminder that Stalin killed more ethnic russians than the gemans were able to kill in both world wars combined

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Russians are best at killing Russians comrade!

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Daily reminder that that's some load of bullshit and if you were to use the same method of inventing those numbers on Roosevelt's reign, it would turn out that he was about as good of a genocider for Murricans as Stalin was for Russians. I've heard a share of things that if they were true would make Stalin way less great than what his fans make him out to be, but clearly he was pretty good if he made so many angloisraelites mad.
            >b-but the fricker who came after him smeared him too
            Yeah, cause he sucked that much compared to the moustache man.

            Russians are best at killing Russians comrade!

            Stalin was Georgian and Russia's best not native leader, to be honest. Like there was a German bawd who finalized the enslaving of peasant population just to appease the nobility.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              You know, even commies know that death is a preferable alternative to communism, this is why they killed more people than two world wars combined

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Daily reminder that that's some load of bullshit and if you were to use the same method of inventing those numbers on Roosevelt's reign, it would turn out that he was about as good of a genocider for Murricans as Stalin was for Russians.
              What is this inane commie cope? You are either 60 IQ moron or /leftypol/.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous
              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, I too read that the majority of lend lease started coming after the Germans got buck broken at Moscow or maybe even later. Similar to how the Murricans dropped the nukes only after the Japs got wrecked by the Soviets on the mainland.
                >fight Nazi Germany one on one
                I know that Khruschev was a moron but like this? It was the whole Europe (and Japan) bar the misty Albion vs the USSR. There was even the time when the Germans were signing their capitulation, and one of their representatives asked something like "What, we lost to them too?" in regards to the Frenchmen standing among the winners. Which was a good question, since most of the country bar the likes of the crazy de Gaulle was on board of that Hitler's Eastern Conquest train.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >muh moskow, we win one battle therefore we win war
                more commie cope

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wasn’t Poland a communist state at that time?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                This is so blatantly fricking stupid it could only come from someone who treats real wars like map painters
                You know that the vast amounts of occupied territory like france, the benelux, norway, denmark, greece, poland, etc was actually an extreme burden right? Especially on manpower, fuel, and energy, all things they desperately needed? You can make a case for italy, romania, bulgaria, hungary, slovakia, and finland but at that point you'd have to start naming the ussr by all their countries too like russia, ukraine, belarus, kazakshtan, georgia, mongolia, etc etc. Also Japan had an NAP with the Soviets after khalkin gol and they didn't dare violate that so what the frick are you even talking about?

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Stalin was Georgian
              I know that well dear Anon, too bad how all the Putin dicksucker ex-KGB agents in their government are not allowed to say it aloud.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Daily reminder that that's some load of bullshit and if you were to use the same method of inventing those numbers on Roosevelt's reign, it would turn out that he was about as good of a genocider for Murricans as Stalin was for Russians. I've heard a share of things that if they were true would make Stalin way less great than what his fans make him out to be, but clearly he was pretty good if he made so many angloisraelites mad.
            >b-but the fricker who came after him smeared him too
            Yeah, cause he sucked that much compared to the moustache man.
            [...]
            Stalin was Georgian and Russia's best not native leader, to be honest. Like there was a German bawd who finalized the enslaving of peasant population just to appease the nobility.

            When Felix Dzierżyński, a Polish Communist who served as the chief of the USSR's internal security services, met Józef Piłsudski, the commander of the Polish military, during peace talks in 1921, he would start gloating to him about how he, without firing a single shot in war and losing a single soldier, killed many more Russians than the Polish military.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Also a reminder that EVERY SINGLE ONE of Lenin's personal guard were either Polish, Latvian, Lithuanian, or israeli. Lenin knew fully well that his enemy #1 were the Russian people, and would never trust them with his own well-being.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Also a reminder that EVERY SINGLE ONE of Lenin's personal guard were either Polish, Latvian, Lithuanian, or israeli. Lenin knew fully well that his enemy #1 were the Russian people, and would never trust them with his own well-being.

              Keyed communists

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Also a reminder that EVERY SINGLE ONE of Lenin's personal guard were either Polish, Latvian, Lithuanian, or israeli. Lenin knew fully well that his enemy #1 were the Russian people, and would never trust them with his own well-being.

              >Jews pull all the strings in USSR from the backseat with a buffer of goyim muscles as usual
              >BUT THOSE WHO PULLED THE SHOTS WEREN'T ALL JUICE, SO NOBODY EVER GOT KILLED BY THEM!
              I wish that more people materialy supported Palestine like they did with Ukraine.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Jews
                Lenin wasn't a israelite, /misc/tard. Neither was Stanlin, or Khruschev, or Brezhnev, or any other of the USSR's dictators.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                lenin was definitely a israelite.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                what the FRICK do you think backseat means

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Soulless
        SOVL

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      IIRC they actualy have more HP than the Allies' GI's if they don't entrench

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Video thief.

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Interesting channel, he does the hardest RA2 mission with just a single conscript and some dogs

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Been trying to run this on Windows 11, game loads and launches, but in-game all the 3d models move at a snail's pace. Furthermore, alt-tabbing seems to cause the game to black-screen and crash.

    Any ideas for fixes?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Get cnc-ddraw, it's a ddraw.dll and a config file you put in the game's folder and it should make the game work. If it still doesn't work add the line "VideoBackBuffer=no" in the Video section of ra2.ini. And if it STILL doesn't work, look into the config file of cnc-ddraw, you might be able to change some things to make it work, there's a lot of settings.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        First bit worked like a charm. Thanks a ton, anon

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Windows 11
      >Any ideas for fixes?
      have a nice day redditspacing homosexual

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Mental Omega actually good?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      No

      They went by thee route "MORE STUFF = BETTER"

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gameplay/MP wise:
    3 >>>> 2 >> 1.

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    best faction?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pepsilons

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      MO's mental difficulty melts my brain, there is too much shit to keep track of on every map. RA2's brutal campaign feels like a relaxing walk in the park in comparison

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Took me a while, but it's doable. It was harder in the past.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          not him but how did you end up doing it? playing the epsilon campaign and I hear unit lost so much it's drilled into my dreams.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Personally I can't keep track of all the things going on when playing mental difficulty so I painfully turtle through every map until the AI gives in

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love RA2 Allies' colour scheme and logo. Steel and blue is such a great combination. Best briefing babe too.

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nice red alert thread, homosexuals

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I tried to remake the end of RA2's intro for my own project. I just want to make cutscenes all day.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      sovl

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Name 5 mods that are not Mental Omega.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rise of the East (Generals in YR engine)
      20XX
      Red Resurrection (Fun project by one of the MO devs, custom campaign with custom FMV included!)
      D-Day (Glorified voxel showcase, but cool to play around if you like ww2)
      Tiberium Crisis (CnC3 ported into YR, crashes like crazy)

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      No point. They're all inferior.

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    another great great ruined by motrannies

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was fine until you showed up.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      mental omega wannabe

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      dead game

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      MO rules

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was fine until you showed up.

      mental omega wannabe

      dead game

      MO rules

      I see that you finally got unbanned MOngoloid troonyboy

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day homosexual

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Delusional. Stop ruining the thread.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sproke and BBC therapy NOW!!!!

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Glad to see you spergin' and boilin' troonyboy

          • 6 months ago
            i'm a colonel in battlefield

            you're a literal Black person.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Good to know that you are 28% germ and 0% human, troonyboy

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >t. boilin and spergin

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    thread ruined. frick chinks.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're not even allowed to be on Ganker, idiot.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://www.Ganker.org/pass

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    soviet units are outclassed by everything in this game, it's very sad
    Yuri's Revenge made them even worse

  15. 6 months ago
    i'm a colonel in battlefield

    >Error: Ban evasion. Your original ban was for violating Global 9 - Ban Evasion, and expires on December 29th, 2023 at 00:17 ET.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's actually back

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spermer is probably going to shill his butt buddies from World Beyond further, and there's nothing in the making

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    MO Act III announcement

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ah frick

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      meanwhile TI sinks in the shitter

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Does this TI is in the same room with you right now?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Does this TI is

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Glad that you finally posted your selfie, troonyboy

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      more mokino incoming

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I sure hope we get a normal storyline, instead of an anime schoolgirl shitfest. Speeder really outdid himself with the Act II finale, but I fear we havent seen his true powerlevel yet.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        yunru is going to be dead in act III (because of the time magic bullshit) and libra is probably going to be an invalid (because of the psychic magic bullshit), i hope

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        anime schoolgirl shitfest was exactly what I expected from the very beginning and it's what I got

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Speaking of anime schoolgirl...
          https://www.moddb.com/mods/ts-another-world/

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why bother. There are no stakes or nuance left, this conflict is just open genocidal war by Foenh against mind-controled clone armies.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >open genocidal war
        bring it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Really not a fan of the Foehn Revolt but whatever I'll take it

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'll take two

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        filtered

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Its much like the cigarette filters, makes it feel milder on the throat, making it easier to take bigger and deeper puffs, Act 1 is the cigarette filter, but even it can't protect the user from the disgusting cush made out of feces and rotten leaves that is later stages of Act 2 and the entirety of GDI but painted grey

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    What exactly happened with Twisted Insurrection?

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      chink moment

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just started MO on the Soviet side, is there a reason why they kill my boy Boris off in the first mission?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      So he could be replaced with a reference to an obscure polish comedy that only 2.5 people knows about. And then they killed that character too...

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yuri wanted to eliminate Boris as soon as the war started

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If Yuri is a time traveller who delayed the war so he'd have more time to prepare, why does he spend the entire first act trying to recreate his arsenal from scratch instead of already having the units on him beforehand?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't ask ridiculous question goy

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      maybe it fried his brain

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      because he left his army behind dum dum

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder when he'll ever release Global Crisis.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think he will, but I also think it will end up just like D-Day.

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah, i'm the best ra2 mod. how can you tell?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Red-Resurrection

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not really now

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Red-Resurrection

      So I played both mods and there is a shitload of similarities between the two
      >m.o allies have orbital laser power
      >r.r Soviets have orbital laser power
      >m.o soviets have napalm plane
      >r.r allies have napalm plane
      >both have flying drone that emp vehicles
      >both have a Tesla helicopter called perun
      >both have buratino rocket launcher
      >both have Soviet cyborgs
      >both have allies teleporting building

      Question is who stole from who? And don’t give me that secret that unused Westwood concepts crap

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody. These are very common RA2 mod ideas.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Also, assets can exist outside of the mods, like Buratino voxel or Ares feature of building teleportation.

          >>tfw C&C is one of the few series I keep coming back to replay
          Same here.
          I just finished the Allied campaign for Yuri's Revenge, and I'm on Operation: Escape Velocity in the Soviet campaign now.
          Have get back to the GDI campaign for Tiberian Sun after I finish, been putting that off for awhile now.

          >unused Westwood concepts crap
          There is nothing "unused"
          GDI had both "orbital laser" and "napalm plane", Generals had both concepts too.
          Buratino is a real life vehicle, even General mods and their mom use it
          Soviet Cyborgs have been a thing since RA1 with Volkov and Chitzkoi
          Teleporting building is just an extension of the concept of the chronosphere power
          None of those are original concepts for either mod
          Perun is a god of lighting and the sky in Slavic mythology, is a literal no-brain choice for a soviet helicopter with tesla cannons, pretty sure some general mod has that exact unit with that same name

          Okey sounds plausible
          But why are South American commies called Latin confederation in both cases? Why do both use an invisible infatry who burn shit? And sniper who decrees wehicle special unit?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not sure if I was supposed to be in that mass reply, but the simple reason why the commies from south of the border are called the "Latin Confederation" is because Cuba's internal name in the rulesmd.ini file was "Confederation."

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Also, assets can exist outside of the mods, like Buratino voxel or Ares feature of building teleportation.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >unused Westwood concepts crap
        There is nothing "unused"
        GDI had both "orbital laser" and "napalm plane", Generals had both concepts too.
        Buratino is a real life vehicle, even General mods and their mom use it
        Soviet Cyborgs have been a thing since RA1 with Volkov and Chitzkoi
        Teleporting building is just an extension of the concept of the chronosphere power
        None of those are original concepts for either mod
        Perun is a god of lighting and the sky in Slavic mythology, is a literal no-brain choice for a soviet helicopter with tesla cannons, pretty sure some general mod has that exact unit with that same name

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw C&C is one of the few series I keep coming back to replay
    >tfw basically go through each campaign from C&C, TibSun, RA, RA2, and Generals, including the expansions
    >tfw by the time I finish the last campaign, it's been a couple years already since I played the first campaign, then not long after I get the itch to do it all over again

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      play the mods with campaigns

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>tfw C&C is one of the few series I keep coming back to replay
      Same here.
      I just finished the Allied campaign for Yuri's Revenge, and I'm on Operation: Escape Velocity in the Soviet campaign now.
      Have get back to the GDI campaign for Tiberian Sun after I finish, been putting that off for awhile now.

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.moddb.com/mods/rise-of-the-reds/images/rotr-stream-announcement-2023-12-16
    Still alive

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      More streams!!

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    KYR-KY-K-KY-KYROV-KY-KY-K-KRYOV REPOR-KYROV REPORTING

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey Anon I just earned my veterncy I hope you don't mind me evaporating your remainding grizzlies

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