>reflects your crocket
What now soldiercucks? your pocket has died from your own actions
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>reflects your crocket
>reflects your crocket
What now soldiercucks? your pocket has died from your own actions
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wienersleeves are expendable
now we fight hand to hand
rock paper scissors to the death
>jump
>fling your mouse upwards
>shitty pyro falls for it every single time and wastes his airblast
>proceed to kill
never stops being funny
keep seething soliders
>seething
Soldier is still the most ubiquitous class in TF2 and Pyro is still the weakest in the game, but cope more pls
Spy is easily the weakest
>can only kill morons (which is bout 60% of TF2)
>if a moron is also playing spy on your team, your weaker as the enemy will be more aware of spies
>die easy to every class
Spy going AFK with Cloak and Dagger to give info on enemy positioning is already more useful than Pyro's entire purpose
Nobody said those things ever
Not that anon but some homosexual community servers like uncletopia and zesty's shitty place will legit kick you for using phlog and scortch.
>P-Ph-Pyro is still the weakest in the game!!
>C-Cope!!
>Anon in server.
>WAH STOP USING AIRBLAST
>WAH STOP USING PHLOG
>WAH STOP USING SCORTCH SHOT
>WAH STOP USING BACKSCRATCHER
>WAH STOP USING DETONATOR
>WAH STOP USING RESERVE SHOOTER
Seeth.
>PYRO ISNT GOOD PYRO ISNT GOOD AIIIEEEEE
>GET OUT OF MY HEADSTOP REFLECTING MY ROCKETS
>AIEEEEEEEEE REFLECTS SHOULDNT MINICRIT AIEEE WTF
>YOU'RE TELLING ME I HAVE TO TIME MY ROCKETS?!! I CANT SPAM!?!
>GABEN SAVE ME!!!!!
woah he wastes like 20 ammo and you waste 25% of your clip for a bait that gets you absolutely nothing
crazy counterplay
read the post again moron
jej, i never thought about this before
most of the times, i just jump the literal flaming homosexual and pull out my shotgun when he is expecting another rocket
>pulls out shotgun
>keeps out of flamethrowers range
>pyro dies
wow that was easy.
>shotgun
But my Conch is my crutch.
more
source?
>What now soldiercucks?
I wait until you waste all of your ammo from m2 spamming then kill you with a rocket then proceed to jump away like I would have from the medic anyway
>that throbbing bulge
So Pyro was a guy after all.
Which class is most appreciative of medics? Judging by this class explosiveBlack folk are the type to jump off Yoshi during large gaps
But which class players are bro tier with medic?
Heavy ofc
Scouts are also generally appreciative of a heal, since most shitty Medics will usually ignore them
Probably Heavy or maybe a Pyro that knows what he's actually doing which is extremely rare
Most Soldiers just want to go off and do their own thing if they need healing they'll go to either a med pack or come to you
Scout, since no one fricking heals them. And then I take a medkit because I was standing still (which makes me want to have an aneurysm) pressing E and they couldn't even give me a splash of healing, I take the medkit and I'm literally Satan. If you heal me I will myself follow you through the gates of Valhalla.
Everybody except tryhard autists appreciate me as a quick fix medic. I can heal everyone on the team and top them up during battle thanks to it's insanely fast heal.
>quick fix
ngmi
Name 5 (five) things wrong with the Quick Fix
>medic ubers me as demo
>uber is about to wear off
>we are still surrounded by enemy gamers
>lay 2 stickies down and jump away to safety
In my experience as a medic main
>Heavies are often players who just switched to heavy because they saw a medic, mash E until you heal them or they die, die then switch off
Actual heavy mains are incredibly rare and tend to be meme'ing or have their own pocket (not nearly as often as soldiers do). The rare exceptions tend to wait in spawn for you if you die and such.
>Scouts never expect to be healed, usually at least 1 in any given server is actually good, do a better job than most at protecting you, spam thanks and will sometimes wait in spawn for you
They tend to be the most appreciative on average, as even the bad scouts will spam thanks and they don't instantly switch off after 1 death like a heavy
>Enemy spies are always very thankful
>Allied spies get actively annoyed if you heal them
>Soldiers are very hit and miss, assuming they don't have their own pocket, but mostly very appreicative and by the nature of the class decent at the game
>Pyros are either entirely silent or spamming thanks 24/7 so its hard to tell
>Medics will spam e but not heal me back and come off as the biggest pricks in the server
>Every other class actively dislikes being healed. Snipers in particular get weirdly annoyed by it.
other class actively dislikes being healed. Snipers in particular get weirdly annoyed by it.
As a sniper main I'm never upset to be overhealed one bit.
>As a sniper main
Disgust
>Using the stock flamethrower against the soldier's 9000 ubique weapon arsenal
I doubt it.
fun fact - reflected direct hit rockets have the same blast radius but still inscreased damaged due to funny coding, if you can reflect direct hit well you can really frick people up
kino frag movie
its fricking TF2 this kind of shit looks so goofy
>sticky spam for half the movie.
>crit sticky spam for half of that
impressive.
>Believe in Yourself
>Left click
>Right click
>Everyone is dead
Demoman takes skill
GODSPEED, YOU MAGNIFICIENT BASTARD
>haha the pyro freaks out when I don't fire a rocket!
Yeah I've had soldiers that try that. They proceed to freak out when I just run at them
>Soldier tries this on me
>Instead of running away
>I walk toward him
reflecting rockets is nice and all, but i can't help but think a little more productively as a Pyro
Like, choose a Heavy, Medic, Soldier or Engineer to tag along with for most of the game to protect them as either a distraction or airblasting shield
Your teammates are useless and best treated as small health boosts when they're on fire.
Not quite - I need help against people beyond a couple feet
Really I've found that playing Pyro as an esoteric duelist of some sort is far from optimal unless you have a Medic GF up your ass, in team fights AKA the fights that matter in a game it's much better to alternate between disrupting the enemy the best you can with reflects and by harassing strays with flares, and sticking behind your team to catch Spies and flankers
This isn't even a Pybro as people call them, it's the optimal use for such a weird class to be a support and a disruptor than trying to be an easily counterable bane of Soldiers
That said I think the HP-from-extinguishes was mostly unnecessary, I appreciate it but I'd much rather have a ammo-back-on-extinguishes if we
're really going down that route
>What now soldiercucks?
>aim rockets directly at a pyro
>its easier to be reflected
>aim rockets at the ground to abuse splash
>its harder to be reflected
Pyro is such an ass backward designed class, he makes every encounter he is part of less skillful.
Sounds like you're shit at being unpredictable.
Abusing splash works because its more unpredictable you moron since you can aim in so many places around the pyro instead of at him, doesn't make it skillful.
Yes its harder to be consistently hitting direct rockets instead whatever strategy you think abusing splash does.
It's even harder to kill him with your melee, why don't you do that instead moron
I sometimes do.
It's the when you fire not the where that makes you unpredictable. The whole reason pyro gets such a generous reflect range is precisely to counter attempts to just fire at the floor.
>it is harder to abuse splash than to hit rockets directly
Yes? That is one of the things about fighting pyro, you have to play around his skill level of reflecting.
You can bully phlog pyros and they can do nothing.
>using strategy to get around issues is less skillful
???
TF2 is dead, it's time to move on to the superior multiplayer Valve shooter AKA Left 4 Dead 2
>Fully mod supported with a large amount to choose from
>Consistent playerbase that isn't filled with bots
>No israelite cosmetics, if you want to change the appearance of someone you download a mod, no transactions required
>A well programmed game director ensures that almost every game you play is different than the last, promoting replayability
>even if you get bored of playing the same campaign maps all the time, there are plenty of great custom maps to choose from
>has one of the most advanced gore systems in a vidya
>Versus still makes homosexuals and shitters seethe to this day
>meta evolved so far that you literally have to be an amateur speedrunner or get kicked from every match
Which is the best class to uber? I'm starting to think that Heavy + Medic is a meme.
Demo obviously, that's been known for years
>kritz
Demo
>uber
soldier
>soldier runs out of ammo
>he does frick all because he loads one shot at a time and shoots again
Kritz maybe but i have to be truly desperate to uber a Soldier
Beggar's Soldiers
scout
If you can position yourself close enough to a sentry nest then go with pyro.
spy
put dispenser here
>Heal a demo for 0.01 seconds
>He rmb'd just as my beam touched me, sending me flying because you can turn that feature of quick fix off
>Die
moronic op weapons:
Beggars: Just hold m1 before any corner and 1 shot everyone
Dragon's Fury: Its essentially a shotgun that shoots multiple times as fast and has no spread
Every single sniper unlock even the classic its factually better than almost any weapon on any other class
Magic healing bow
The fricking vac and its 100% uptime basically invul
Headhunter with at least 1 bad player on the enemy team to farm then switch your secondary to a real weapon
Can of gas in MVM where it does like 20k damage and 1 or 2 shots basically everything in a massive aoe
Gunslinger
Eureka
Windowmaker
Scout
moronic UP weps:
Heavies entire kit
That one scout melee that makes you die in 1 rocket
Every flamethrower that isn't dragons fury
Anyone that complains about mvm balance is a massive homosexual
Everyone sleeps on the blast jump following mechanics of the quick fix.
A highly mobile demoman is terrifying.
Being able to equip a shotgun or banner as a highly mobile soldier is terrifying.
Most people don't know it even works with det pyros. Niche but useful for odd flanks. A phlog pyro coming from an odd route who can't be slowed is pretty good.
They died from your actions. You are a good player.