>Release a experimental microbe to kill some dangerous creatures that could potentially jump to humans

>Release a experimental microbe to kill some dangerous creatures that could potentially jump to humans
>Or put some birds who can easily eat them out there
>Pick the birds
>Pic related yells at you how you should have just trusted the science
What did Todd mean by this?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    the epilogue proves the birds were the right choice. multiple writers didnt talk to each other.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sarah having a dumb opinion isn't an issue with the writing, it's just she's a woman so she's a moron.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        barret basically had the same comments about it just not in a salty b***h tone. i feel like they tried to make the constellation members sciency when in fact theyre just a bunch of rich anglosaxons on safari

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had Andreja in my party
    >pick microbe option
    >Andreja disliked that

    reload save

    >pick bird option
    >after that Andreja wants to talk
    >scolds me why ive picked the slower option instead of the microbes

    Really now Todd?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Adam Jensen had the reaction. He initially agreed with me on space cows being better, but later on confronts me about it in a slightly less moronic way than Sarah.

      Should have known he was moronic since since he has the mutt daughter.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Meet Sam's mom
        >Looks absolutely nothing like the daughter
        >Is also white
        Sam is legitimately a fricking cuckold.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Sam's wife*
          Dammit.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          In the original art Cora was supposed to be a ginger, but she got jeeted for the final release. I'm waiting for the mod to fix her and her dad to be more inline with their original art.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wait...
            Are you telling me the barefooted space dicky we were promised is actually the b***hy Black person kid!?
            TOOOOOOOODD!

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Cora was supposed to be a ginger,
            why do israelites hate redheads so much?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Am I racist or anti-semitic for noticing a pattern here

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              jews and liberals hate what they can never become: cute and white

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Most of the kids in Starfield have the same generic brown skin. I think it's less race swapping and more Bethesda having absolutely no idea how to model children.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nah they made 1 child model and used them for all the boys and girls of different races. That's why even the white boys look like black girls lmao.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I picked the dinos because I actually thought they would show them eating the spaceclaws

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I picked the dinos and saw one fight a terramorph on a random planet, but that was the only time in my 90 hours of playing

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    TRUST. THE. SCIENCE.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Different npcs are supposed to have different personalities. Why should everyone in the game think like you ?
      I'm as pro-science as one can be but when there's a harmless natural solution like the birds, I'd chose that too.
      Sarah is allowed to be moronic.

      I really like how "trusting the science" i.e. "not being delusional" is ridiculed here. No wonder it's schizo central.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I really like how "trusting the science" i.e. "not being delusional" is ridiculed here.
        No one's saying science is not to be trusted
        We are saying that Science© is not to be trusted. He who puppeteers ze "trusted authorities" controls the world.
        Because trust the Science©, which means whatever we need it to in order to push our agenda.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >trusting science
        Is the best way to weed out the redditors from anyone with a background in science. Redditors and liberals use science to replace God and instead of being “enlightened rationals” they simply behave like religious fundamentalists when discussing “science.”

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Is the best way to weed out the redditors from anyone with a background in science.
          The funny thing is that science is how you get to truth, but they'd rather just skip the fact-finding process and trust the "expert" as though that expert isn't being paid to conduct bogus studies.
          >But that's a conspiracy theory! They'd never do that!
          Are you sure?
          How can you be sure?
          >But the world would no longer make sense if that were true!
          Yes, of course it would. It's a process. Start it sooner than later.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"trusting the science" i.e. "not being delusional"
        Midwits should be exterminated.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, so every member of constellation complains about you not picking the microbe?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yep. As if they didn't already feel too fricking samey with all of them being moralgays. Andreja and Barrett should have been more neutral or even evil (they bring up multiple times Andreja was a smuggler who did bad shit, ffs you walk in on her gunning someone down in cold blood but she complains if you kill someone). Given Sam was basically a space cop it makes sense for him to be a moralgay.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >adreja aggros guards on the Ass Cancer pirate quest tree and machine guns them down while I secret squirrel in a vent
        >get back to report my latest success to the goodie good guys
        >oh no I hekking killirino'd people as an undercover space pirate on Crime planet in another Faction Jurisdiction
        >that's my second strike apparently
        >commander Black person throws me in jail
        >no time passes
        >no fine.jpg
        >lose like 10,000 rounds of stolen ammo
        >get space pirate harlocks legacy
        >blow up his whole fleet and take his capital ship
        >is absolutely shocked, shitting and cumming about what possibly could make me take this path, when I rock up and shoot him in the head after doing the job he force me to take that the pirates hired me to do
        >Adreja is backlogged on companion conversations
        >Suddenly reeees about helping pirates a week later
        >is a practicing cultist of a death god that curses all outsiders to super hell when it swallows the galaxy

        You could do an insipid gayme theory youtube video essay about how "akkkktually the game is supposed to be shit so you understand the detached brutality of the hunter, every bethesda jank interaction pushes your gamer mind towards the ultimate evil of nietzschian master morality over brown space collectivism" or something.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is why Vasco is the best companion.
    >Cares about you
    >Doesn't question your actions, will follow whatever you do or decide
    >Is glad to carry all your shit
    >Kills everything in the room indiscriminately
    >Reminds you when you're overencumbered, fall from too high up, what the planet/location has to offer, etc
    >Chicken walker

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Every single companion outside of Constellation is better, be it the ones you can hire in bars with some bit of character or the generic "_______ specialist". The only reason the constellation ones get talked about is they have quests and a romance attached to them, and or course they have way better stats for crewing the ship over anyone.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      the UC quest robot looks waaay cooler

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like Kaiser, but Vasco is was better.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >will gladly shit talk you given the chance
      Vasco is the best.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Whole plot is about finding out what the artifacts can do and who made them
      >You never find out who made them
      Is this meant to be dlc or sequel bait?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I just assume the lack of aliens, vehicles, and every system being a bethesda recycled one is really telling about the state of the company, the engine, and it's programmers.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          they literally had aliens in fo3 lmao. They could have ported the models over and called it a day

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >dlc or sequel bait
        probably
        At the end, just before you enter the Unity, you speak to yourself, and says a couple of lines
        >For who creates things but Creators? That is what they have been named throughout the endless circle of time.
        >Are they one or many? Human or alien? Terrestrial or celestial? One day you might even meet the Creators. But not this day.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a meta garbage plot, the implication is that Bethesda created them, there is a line where the Hunter just says its all a game like the writers themselves are wanking in your face.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bravo, Kojima.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          the elder scrolls are also metaphors for the game data files on the computer. breaking the 4th wall in main quest is a bethesda thing.

          in starfield it is also a masonic thing. in masonry "the architect" is the supreme creator. the hunter is black and the emissary is white and out of their synthesis you get created. many masonic symbols and shit in starfield

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >literally the ending void of cyberpunk2077
        >you sound like a homosexual
        >your facial animations are some of the worst in the game
        >maybe one day you'll meet the creators now that you've learned to ask the right questions ;^)

        Why even have a story at that point, just to justify skyrim shouts? Emil actually thought this slop was deep and theologically engaging.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The microbe was experimental but not completely untested. They were worried about potential unforeseen side effects but all the data pointed to it being safe. Worrying about it transforming into a super disease is like worrying about a jet engine randomly creating a black hole. There are physical limits to what things can do and nothing they knew suggested anything like that would happen, and it didn't.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >TAKE THE HECKING VACCINE GOYIM
      No.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >safe and effective

        It worked, and it's more like a pesticide if anything. Your brain has rotted down into your stomach if you hear microbe and immediately think of current American thing.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >current American thing
          >it only happened in America

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          You'll need the microbe to replicate like mad and spread everywhere in order for the plan to work. Then when the terrormorphs are dead and its "food source" is gone, you expect these trillions of microbes spread all over to just all die out? That is an absolutely massive selection pressure and it only takes 0.00001% to mutate and find another food source. Compared to the dinos it's a fricking moronic plan. The dinos won't even kill off the morphs completely, which is ALSO a good thing since who knows when they'll discover terrormorph piss cures diseases or something. Plus you get cool dinosaurs.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            dont forget that the dinos were used as a meat source across the galaxy and went extinct because they were way too delicious. People can just eat them again if they became a problem.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              this is what made we want to strangle the moron writers. zero thought into the industry and jobs that will be created in the entire galaxy because of these things that are not only guard dogs but a source food, but no you shouldve TRUSTED THE SCIENCE
              nuke california today.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Or you could get cool dinosaurs and almost no risk because humanity already nearly drove them extinct before and their generation cycle is so slow. Hell, getting rid of the dinos is the whole reason the terrormorphs even became an issue in the first place.

      >b-but some guy might be a moron and try to fight one
      bonus entertainment value

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >safe and effective

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Worrying about it transforming into a super disease is like worrying about a jet engine randomly creating a black hole
      Microbes adapt and infect new species all the time. A jet engine has never created a black hole and never will.
      >lest just deploy an extremely deadly microbe and hope it doesn't adapt to infect humans or other species just trust me bro

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this is what they took from you
    Fricking Todd why!?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sure that the modders will be able to satiate all of your pedophilic needs within like 2 years in this game.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Considering they keep banning all the fun mods, I doubt mods will fix it this time.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    this character looks so fricking weird, it looks like a porn game character model

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

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    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        later

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >but enough of my sexual fantasies
      heh'd

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you used the wrong pronoun
    >[Sarah Morgan hated that]

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    They b***h about most choices no matter what. There are some obviously morally-good choices they like, but for the most part the companions will complain no matter what you do during the faction quests. The key part here is that you choose a response that acknowledges their feelings. If you defend your decision, the companions get upset. If you just say something like, "I hadn't thought of that" or "Thank you for sharing your opinion. I'll consider that," then they don't get as angry.

    Dumb as frick, but kinda makes sense too.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I instead stood my ground on the microbe and then then the game remembered that I romanced Sarah and she decided that our marriage took precedence over The Science(tm)

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >game has less Companions then Fallout 4
    >They're all fricking worse
    This shit was being worked on for what, 8 years? The people in the bars you can hire are more likeable then the ones in Constellation since they aren't judgy c**ts the entire time.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Starfield has way more named companions than FO4 (as long as you aren't counting the robot building ones), but most aren't as obvious to get.
      However there's only 4 romancable companions; Sarah, Andreja, Barret, and Sam.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    White christian conservatives made me less racists because It made me realize how confidently stupid people can be.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    that homosexual cowboy also seethes at you for not using a fricking dangerous untested microbe instead of trusted natural predator of leeches

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gets mad at you for saying Sam shouldn't bring his daughter on board the ship because it's dangerous
    >gets mad at Sam for bringing his daughter on board the ship because it's dangerous

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    At first I thought this game was woke
    The more I play it I think any instance of wokeness is meant to be shot down.
    Like take the UC capital city. The diversity is so off the charts that woke journalists are complaining about "people making fun of POC faces" as if there were more than literally 1 white male facial model archetype for CITIZENS in New Atlantis TO MAKE FUN OF!!!!!

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    All of the people at constallation are fricking morons. I can't believe people actually have fond opinions of them. The most intersting person in that group of stereotypes is the fricking rich megacorp owner.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The most intersting person in that group of stereotypes is the fricking rich megacorp owner.
      You're only saying that because he is voiced by Quark from Star Trek.

      I agree.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wouldn't know, I never watched goytrek because it is fricking gayest scifi series that ever emerged from murrica.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >it is fricking gayest scifi series that ever emerged from murrica.

          Starfield is far more gay than classic Star Trek. And yet you still decided to play it.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Starfield lets me kill civilians, murder the cops trying to arrest me, and steal their fricking guns, and their fricking space ships to boot if I so desire. The sheer murderhobo antics possible in this game make it inherently less gay the fricking pacifistic bs that is startrek. At least to my knowledge, again, I haven't watched it, because it screams "gay space hippy liberal wet dream bs" to me.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          DS9 is based and redpilled. Captain Sisko literally commits war crimes

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            DS9 is a dumb ripoff of Babylon 5.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              DS9 aired a year before Babylon 5 you moron.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Its well documented that JMS gave NBC the series bible for Babylon 5 during a pitch well before that, and they stole it to make DS9.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Is that the one where the these memes come from?

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shes a total Karen so it makes sense

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You shut your prostitute mouth before you talk about my spacewife like that, homo

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he married the reddit old hag with a past

        Ohnonononono

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't care about her past all I care about is her future as my personal brap hog

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was an intelligence test on the player. Are you willing to sacrifice lives because you don't personally understand solved science?

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking hate the constellation companions so fricking much, who ever wrote them should be executed

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