*Anon, standing confidently in a dark city alleyway, surrounded by the mist of the streets, deftly points directly above him*
THIS!
*Switch to back view of Anon in stylish black leather jacket, black denim jeans & black leather shoes*
*Anon does a sharp turn of his head, having it in profile as he slides on sunglasses*
... BUT...
*Scene transition to aerial view of an American desert, with a microscopic figure of Anon on the horizon*
*The camera zooms in, first very slowly, then gradually, yet swiftly, escalates in speed, until the camera is racing towards Anon at Mach 5"
*SUDDENLY, the camera abruptly stops, mere feet away from Anon, who is in the middle of a 180 degree spin, accompanied by whip crack SFX*
*Anon is now looking directly into the camera & making a quick draw with a snap of his fingers, which he smoothly transitions into a finger gun gesture. A wry smirk is the only welcome he gives to the camera that nearly vaporized him with its prior intense speed.
*Anon casually nudges his sunglasses down the bridge of his nose, allowing his knowing eyes to compliment the sly, smug little grin donning his face*
there is no alignment in the game and paladins aren't restricted to LG in 5e
haven't played a paladin but I assume if you stick to your god's code of tenets you'll be fine
It's fine, the game has Oathbreaker so it will actively tell you if you've fricked up your oath. I get a lot of conversation options that are basically "[Paladin] You're evil, die"
There is a boss fight against the devil in this game.
IS... LE BAD
just like real life.
>tips fedora
Add about 500 pounds and a neckbeard then you'd have an accurate picture
It's a fantasy setting bro not real life.
>Religion Bad
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lithuanian_Crusade
>conflicts where like 5000 people died
truly as bad as israeli atheist communism that murdered 100 million people religious people
Yes.
If religion bad, then why do crits on smites allow me to kill enemies in 2 hits?
Checkmate, amethysts.
> Checkmate, amethysts
this is immensly funny to me
Pretty much everyone in Faérun worships a god, how do you get "religion bad" from that?
it's an underage Christian larper or a /misc/tard, they will get "religion bad" from anything
Christgays must feel persecuted at all times or their ideology falls apart.
>must feel persecuted at all times
Naw, that's judaism.
Why do you talk like that?
Yes? Don't tell me you're an unironic gaming christian....
www.christcuck.org
*Anon, standing confidently in a dark city alleyway, surrounded by the mist of the streets, deftly points directly above him*
THIS!
*Switch to back view of Anon in stylish black leather jacket, black denim jeans & black leather shoes*
*Anon does a sharp turn of his head, having it in profile as he slides on sunglasses*
... BUT...
*Scene transition to aerial view of an American desert, with a microscopic figure of Anon on the horizon*
*The camera zooms in, first very slowly, then gradually, yet swiftly, escalates in speed, until the camera is racing towards Anon at Mach 5"
*SUDDENLY, the camera abruptly stops, mere feet away from Anon, who is in the middle of a 180 degree spin, accompanied by whip crack SFX*
*Anon is now looking directly into the camera & making a quick draw with a snap of his fingers, which he smoothly transitions into a finger gun gesture. A wry smirk is the only welcome he gives to the camera that nearly vaporized him with its prior intense speed.
*Anon casually nudges his sunglasses down the bridge of his nose, allowing his knowing eyes to compliment the sly, smug little grin donning his face*
... UNIRONICALLY.
How badly does this game fricks up a lawful good paladin playthrough?
there is no alignment in the game and paladins aren't restricted to LG in 5e
haven't played a paladin but I assume if you stick to your god's code of tenets you'll be fine
It's fine, the game has Oathbreaker so it will actively tell you if you've fricked up your oath. I get a lot of conversation options that are basically "[Paladin] You're evil, die"
Any chance to leave Karlach alive if playing LG Paladin?
Yes, Karlach is in my party. It's very easy to resolve.
i'm glad I went "evil". the so-called good path is just shitlib propaganda
Yeah
Demons are hot and I want to frick them
Religion has killed and oppressed hundreds of millions of people, so yes, it is bad.
That's great. If you don't follow a god in the setting, your soul gets digested by the wall.
Good thing I am following Loviatar then
Gale is a b***h and I refuse to give him any more of my items
Yes.
I love my succubus wife.
IS... LE BAD
>>SEX WITH DEMONS IS... LE GOOD
So, just like in every JRPG?
Or it's fine when Japan does it?
If god is so fricking good and wholesome, where the frick is my drow wife? Expecting to meet her in around 30 minutes if bearded le god guy exists.
drows are the devil's work, sorry
Didn't god create devil(lol)? Might as well make me one
IS... LE BAD
When and where does the game make that point?
So far I've seenpaganist cultist shit being shown as bad only.
>Be a holy Paladin set to destroy evil
>Kill a homosexual
>"OATHBREAKER!"
Dropped
>pay 1k gold
>oath restored
Muh oath
Didn't they already do this plot theme in their last game?
IS... LE BAD
Resorting to lying now?