This. You'd just be setting yourself up for disappointment. They'd have to remake Kain as a confused man who identifies as a black trans fox person or some shit so that he could be kicked out of the tavern for not being a heteronormative, neurotypical white man. Then the armed gang sets upon him for the same reason and he falls victim to two hate crimes in the same incident.
Then the Necromancer imbues him with a special kind of troony immortality and arms him with a strapon dragon dildo that he uses to rape his killers to convert them to his side. But Kain realises that the Necromancer has trapped him with an irreversable procedure that he now regrets and he can never go back to the way things were. But because he's also been stripped of his mortality, he can no longer 41% himself to make the pain go away.
Then many aeons pass until Razeal grows a bright peawiener plume, which makes Kain immensely jealous. He tears the plumage off Razeal and casts him down into a pit with all the bottom-dwelling leather gay demons, who he has to fight until he can figure out a way to show Kain once and for all, by winning Ru Paul's Drag Race.
>Remake
You mean just updated graphics and controls, because you can't change a line of dialogue or the VA, which some are dead for years, without ruining it.
If they did this, and literally ONLY this, no story changes, no map changes, I'd be fine with it.
But they can't. They'll get some nonbinary latinx woman who was raped into wokeness by her uncle, and she'll change Vorador into a shapeshifting misunderstood gypsy with curly hair who don't need no man.
Never. Hopefully. Stop craving shit that will never live up to the og ffs
This. You'd just be setting yourself up for disappointment. They'd have to remake Kain as a confused man who identifies as a black trans fox person or some shit so that he could be kicked out of the tavern for not being a heteronormative, neurotypical white man. Then the armed gang sets upon him for the same reason and he falls victim to two hate crimes in the same incident.
Then the Necromancer imbues him with a special kind of troony immortality and arms him with a strapon dragon dildo that he uses to rape his killers to convert them to his side. But Kain realises that the Necromancer has trapped him with an irreversable procedure that he now regrets and he can never go back to the way things were. But because he's also been stripped of his mortality, he can no longer 41% himself to make the pain go away.
Then many aeons pass until Razeal grows a bright peawiener plume, which makes Kain immensely jealous. He tears the plumage off Razeal and casts him down into a pit with all the bottom-dwelling leather gay demons, who he has to fight until he can figure out a way to show Kain once and for all, by winning Ru Paul's Drag Race.
you know they would frick it up
Legacy of Kain is owned by Embracer, not the worst fate in the gaming industry but zero guarantee it would be good or free from GaaS and MTX garbage
please help me kind sir
a remaster would be alright
As long as it fixes the fricking hitboxes
Hopefully never. Hope that Soul Reaver patch is still being worked on.
it got a facelift mod not that long ago. that's all it really needed.
Never ever.
Post Kain peeking behind the pillar
>KAIN IS WOKEIFIED
>THE TRANS TELL TALES OF HIM
>FEW KNOW THE TRUTH
>HE WAS MALE ONCE, AS WERE WE ALL
>HOWEVER, HIS CONTEMPT FOR HETERONORMATIVITY DROVE HIM TO GROOM ME AND MY BRETHREN.
>I AM RAZIELLE
>FIRST TRANSITIONED OF XIR'S LIEUTENANTS.
>I STOOD WITH KAIN AND MY SISTERS AT THE DAWN OF THE REVOLUTION.
>I HAVE SERVED XIR AS MILLENNIAL.
>OVER TIME, WE BECAME LESS MALE AND MORE....NONBINARY
>KAIN WOULD ENTER THE STAGE OF TRANSITION AND EMERGE WITH A NEW GENDER
>SOME YEARS AFTER THE MISTRESS, OUR TRANSITION WOULD FOLLOW.
>UNTIL I HAD THE HONOR OF PASSING BETTER THAN MY LORD
>FOR MY MICRO-AGGRESSION I EARNED A NEW KIND OF REWARD...
>DILATION
>trannies
Obsessed.
>grooming
Projection.
I don't think now is a good time to remake games in general
sneething predditor
>see they're pedophiles too!
fricking off groomer
What would be worse, a shit remake or a shit sequel?
With a remake they could keep the VA and writing the same. A sequel? Not so much so a sequel would be worse. Also bad remake? Just play the old game.
>Remake
You mean just updated graphics and controls, because you can't change a line of dialogue or the VA, which some are dead for years, without ruining it.
If they did this, and literally ONLY this, no story changes, no map changes, I'd be fine with it.
But they can't. They'll get some nonbinary latinx woman who was raped into wokeness by her uncle, and she'll change Vorador into a shapeshifting misunderstood gypsy with curly hair who don't need no man.
Kain would be shown to have a gay lover and would be pro gypsy