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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    to make it woke?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They already censored the original from porn rags to car magazines

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Translating the game for my friends, I always had trouble explaining why the wise man cared so much about car magazines.

        Did the kappa really want an expensive cucumber? Or was it like a dildo or somet shit?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Kappas in general just like cucumbers a whole bunch. And Sumo wrestling.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I've had 3 cucumbers today so I'm a kappa then. If they weren't so expensive I'd eat nothing but cucumbers.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stick to Fallout, homosexual. Too brain dead for games that don't suck

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do zoomers need everything to be remade? Just play the fricking game dude, it's not going anywhere.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      First of all stop projecting.
      I have been playing the game since it just came out when I was a kid, I want new content ffs. I want a real sequel.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I want a real sequel.
        Then why are you asking for a remake? A remake is a remake, a sequel is a sequel. These are two completely different things.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Remake when? When!?
          >I want new content ffs. I want a real sequel.
          gayest moron

          I want both, stop being a pedantic butthole

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Remake when? When!?
        >I want new content ffs. I want a real sequel.
        gayest moron

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All of the former Konami staff at Good Feel made a "remake" last year and Nintendo didn't even bother publishing it or approving it for Western release.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You heard me. Good Feel made a "spiritual successor" and released it last year Japan only. Was one of the most notable flops of the last year when you consider who made it, the money backing them, and the lack of support for it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >spiritual successor
          does not count

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No one at Konami now worked on Goemon. They're at Good Feel, hence why that company made the "spiritual successor." It honestly is pretty good, frick Nintendo for refusing to publish it or release it outside Japan because they're mad about Yoshi games underselling

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'll definitely buy it now that I know about it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There's a 100% complete fan translation of this game that you can play on Yuzu quite successfully. It's actually a very good game, though mechanically it doesn't have a lot to do with Goemon. It's really more like "What if Dante from the Devil May Cry series was in Super Mario 3D Land". Honestly it has more DNA in common with The Wonderful 101 than either of the N64 Goemon games.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    im still pissed it isn't on the switch
    i would play the frick out of it

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would they remake a game that is realistically a 6/10 that no one would buy?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >a game that is realistically a 6/10
      Frick outta here with your bait

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Remake when?

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    frick a remake
    just port the game perfectly onto the switch
    that's all you have to do
    please don't even think of doing anything else

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That new Peach game is kind of like a sequel. I haven't played it myself.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    YAE SANJOU

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      てやんでぇ!!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        らくしょう!!

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they should make a Hitman clone stealth game that focus on the thieves and stealing aspects

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Okay, but no more gay jokes about Ebisumaru, Yae can no longer be sexy, and Goemon is black.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      replace sasukes batteries with solar panels and make her trans!

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