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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wanted more ninja gaiden not this coomer shit

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this series is still going and the game was updated yesterday

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gachashit doesn't count

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what makes you think you're above gachashit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        coom brains deserve gacha shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how the frick do I download this?, opera doesn't work

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    geeez..

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      her breasts look real oily...

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Built for paizuri

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        slimy, she was inside a boss right before this

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Correction those were the games they wanted since they were total loser nerds like us

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did you actually play DoAX or did you just jerked off the cutscenes?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      First one was actually decent. Volleyball and minigames were fun.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DOAX2 is the only one I enjoyed thanks to the jet skiing. All the other mini-games in the series, including volleyball, are pretty boring and repetitive.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >only on xbox
    WTF ACTUALLY HAPPENED???????????

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pajeet ceos that can be remote controlled

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >moronic asiatic putting himself in the same level as japanese games
      Reminder that article is false, amerimutts absolutely love women with big asses

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >people might start buying games again

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Back in ye olden days I used to look up DoAx2 pole dances on youtube because I was too scared to go to a porn site.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it me or does the brown one look like she has a bulge?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SWEET BABY DETECTED

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We need Dead or Alive Venus Vacation 2

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We need Xtreme 4, I dont want more gacha

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Koei-Tecmo will never make another Xtreme game in that format. They tried, remember? It didn't go well. They, and many other developers, are in love with the business model of gacha games and aren't going to go back to something that requires more effort and less profit. VV has been going for 6 years or more at this point. A non-gacha Xtreme game would have died at only 2, maybe stretched to 3 years.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >remember? It didn't go well.
          No I dont actually
          I know 3 has some paid currency to speed up unlocks and thats about it, no idea if it did well or not
          Yeah I know they wont make 4, it makes no sense financially, gambling addicts as usual ruin everything, oh well.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They tried to unleash their dlc scheme which would have seen two sets of suits released each week. The less lewd of the 2 would be available via in-game currency. The lewder one would be paid-only, and the prices were outrageous, especially if it was something you wanted to put on each girl (there were 9 in X3). Japanese fans infamously torn Hayashi a new one on a live stream of the announcement, forcing him to apologize on camera. They cancelled the scheme after the first set and released the rest of the dlc for free, but clearly KT were pissed at the lost revenue and immediately started looking at other options. They eventually added special paper (that you had to pay for) that would guarantee your suit would be accepted by the girl. After that, they hit upon the gacha thing and that was all she wrote for X3. Now most of VV's content can be had by FTP players, and the game itself is free to download. Only birthday suits and a few pay-to-win options are paid only, but there is a thriving community of whales who pay a fortune for that and keep the game alive. You don't have to pay a cent to do well in it though.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              My issue with VV is that its boring as shit
              No gameplay, no dating sim elements
              What the frick is the point? How can waifugay whales be satisfied by this shallow shite?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's like a harem anime/VN with mild interactivity. Venus Vacation has provided a lot of characterization you don't get in normal fighting games. Seeing the girls acting out SoL scenarios is a change from constantly threatening and kicking each others' asses. And you really don't have to devote a lot of time to it. There's enough autoplay features now that you can set it to running with a couple mouse clicks and go do something else while it completes your daily missions for you. Then come back, buy whatever goodies you want with the currency you just earned, snap a few photos, fap and turn the game off for the day.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >autoplay features
                But anon I want a game I want to play a fricking game and then actually level up affection by going out on dates with writing to them
                I dont want autoplay, I dont want upgrading outfits with 10 million currencies and items to level up the thing to level up the thing to level up the thing so the girl says one new phrase that means nothing because there is no real progression
                I have VV downloaded I just fricking hate it outside ogling the girls

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I want sex without having to buy her dinner first
                DOA girls are more high class than that.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Thats not what I implied at all
                I dont need sex, ecchi is better, and I want the dinner scene a proper 10 minute scene not a 10 second clip

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Some of the scenes are much longer than that. Hitomi's scene where she brings you a homemade lunch is straight out of an anime date scene. That said, Owner-san is the silent protagonist archetype, so they can only do so much. If it's not your thing, it's not your thing, but it's more direct interaction with the girls than you got in any Xtreme game. Heck, until X3 the player was not a presence in the games, they were just going about their activities while you watched and guided them. It was more about developing yuri love between your chosen girl and her partner.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Well fair enough, Ive only played it a few hours because Im playing X3 instead since it actually feels like a game and like Im progressing.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I played X3 extensively. Got each girl all her own suits and the suits of all the other girls and was taking on the much slower grind of getting all the dlc suits on each of them before I got fed up with it all. It was just grinding for Owner cash at that point, doing the braindead Poolside-Rest-Quit thing over and over and over.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I haven't played VV so this isn't in comparison to that, but playing X3 pisses me off because all I see is wasted potential. The vibes of that game are immaculate but 99% of it is just menus followed by some breif gravure scene. Imagine a comfy vacation sim where you could explore the island, where the casino is more fleshed out and the girls have evening gowns, with some sort kf reason to improve your volleyball team besides grinding away for points. More outfit customization options. I think there's a great game in there but what we got was just minimum budget

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                True
                A game where you could walk around the island on VR will generate infinite money

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Man thats nasty, the game already has BS monetization as it is.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Companies in general realize making gacha games takes far less effort and money but makes significantly more money than real games.
          So more gachas and trash, less real games being made.
          It's a shame. When people say casuals ruined gaming, this is what it is.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They turned uncountable boys straight

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I do. That's why I only play old games.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Today is the birthday of the girl that launched a million boners with this render on game magazines that teen boys bought
    Say something nice

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I miss when attractive girls could be used to market games. We see now that 'muh realism' was just a trojan for body positivity activists to infiltrate the industry and vilify 'un-attainable body types'

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        WTF ACTUALLY HAPPENED TO XBOX!?!?!?!?!???????????????????

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That Tifa isn't from ingame, aint now way they're getting away with that.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >That unlockable gallery mode in DoA2
      I can hear the music in my head to this day.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I miss when attractive girls could be used to market games. We see now that 'muh realism' was just a trojan for body positivity activists to infiltrate the industry and vilify 'un-attainable body types'

      We need LeifangAnon

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Apologize.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry cookiemonster come back

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I never doubted you, moon crater. But I apologize on the behalf of the chuds.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's literally an active entry in this series RIGHT NOW that's way more lewd than this game ever was

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but it's not fun to play and it's gacha.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but that's not the fault of anything related to sexuality that's just greedy motherfrickers being greedy and dumbasses rewarding them for it

        >we
        im not a horny 14 year old virgin anymore

        I wish I was, I long for the days when just seeing cleavage would ger my heart rate up

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      who is this???

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kanna. She's a 1014 years old oni.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          fk.. does the game let you frick her right on that spot too

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        KANNA

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Those tiny horns
          anyone who likes this stuff aint right

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You got a problem with tiny horns?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Not enough to hold on to

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Dude, she's got horns, twin tails and side braids to hold on to.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                *sniffffffffffff*

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          HER EYES ARE SO PRETTY??

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You got a problem with tiny horns?

              >1,014 years old in TeamNinja-ese means 14 years old
              heh based, what system can I play Venus on?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Steam

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Dude, she's got horns, twin tails and side braids to hold on to.

              Man, can't we get a new DOA with this art direction, no gauges and with the new DOAVV characters added?

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >we
    im not a horny 14 year old virgin anymore

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I will always be horny because my testosterone levels are high

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Now Im a horny 38 yo

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Developers always made the games the way they wanted. It's just back then what they wanted was fun and appealed to the rest of us. Developers now make games as a platform to push their political and social stances.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i miss arcade scenes
    is 6 unfinished or what?

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm waiting for someone to dump X2 Japanese only disc. For some reason the Japan one is double region and it is censored

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Jet Skis
    >Butt Battle
    >that one stick race

    <Power gap>

    >stupid fricking shitty ass bullshit water slide of death

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for me it was rumble roses

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah....

    FRICK GACHA SLOP
    BRING BACK WAVERACER
    WORLD IS A FRICK
    9 GORILLION WASTED SPERM CELLS
    I AM LISA-MAN

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sexy game, but soul calibur is the best fighting game series

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i appreciate the boobs but i didnt want that game.
    and ill be honest here, i never really liked the DOA character designs. they all look the fricking same.
    reminds me of toriyama and his same face characters

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wouldn't it be FUN if there were DOA boys on the island? Do you think the girls could take on Ryu and Eliot in volleyball?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nahhh only Zack is enough

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sure you can get enough homosexualry in some modern western AAA game to satisfy you.

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