Reptile

Why they turned him into a kutie?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    completely sovless

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    he's a misunderstood youth now

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    he's lit me senpai on god tho no cap

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is he white? This is cultural appropriation!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can we have 3 goddamn characters in the endless horde of Asians and Africans? Besides, he's israeli, not white. You see how he turns into a lizard person? That's 100% israeli.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's not white, he's a lizard

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want him to swallow me

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    ladies and gentelmans
    I give you.........................................................................................................
    reptil

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do they have the same face model?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      My first thought

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Beast mode baby!

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    you know why

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      why do they dress as grandmas?

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this Alex Mercer?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      YOU KILLED MY WIFE
      MY DAUGHTER

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just for that I'm gonna go play MKII classic, frick heads.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that mark on his left eye a Zaterran thing?

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So that he can frick Khameleon

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Meanwhile. the women look like wal mart employees.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      this just looks like a screenshot from Horizon Forbidden West

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah. Women must be ugly but men must be attractive.

      Women deserve to be treated like trash and depicted as goblinas

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The ninjas should have stayed in these costumes. They changed all of their designs for the worse.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I already played with those costumes hundreds of hours in MK3ultimate, you brainlet piece of crap.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So ((they)) can make him gay

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >*vores you*

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    netherrealm studios
    >NO MASK!
    >NOPE!
    >NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO BE A MYSTERIOUS NINJA
    >YOU ALL HAVE FACES

    god damn it, why?
    Why though?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reptile and Ermac are the only ninjas that don’t wear mask

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thats just story Mode, reptile wears his mask in combat

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah. Women must be ugly but men must be attractive.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      Women deserve to be treated like trash and depicted as goblinas

      Based af

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's photoshopped right?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, it just has more lightning

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i like it a lot.

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    MK1 looks lame as shit

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    because you brainless moronic conzoomers will buy it anyway

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      But I’m buying the game specifically because I love Reptile being a kutie.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't even playing MK11 because Reptile wasn't in, and I was waiting to see if they did him well in MK1 so I'm glad to see he's finally get some respect. He looks so cool

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >men are handsome
    >women are goblinas
    Just why

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Silly chud Mortal Kombat is for the gays now.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It will make EGS more happy. :^)

      don't care for twinks give me Kano

      Kano loves banging this kutie.

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just happy to have a human-looking Reptile again, I don't give a shit it's not his true form he looks cooler as an undercover lizard man than just a straight up lizard man.

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    don't care for twinks give me Kano

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why does kano look like Robert Shaw?

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reptile and Smoke are both white twinks in this reality, and probably some of the other non-confirmed Asian ninjas.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Something definitely happened to him after the release of the MK IX - Maybe he got a femboy at a private party and liked it

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Ed Boon became a homosexual? Is deathbed coming to him so scary?

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ohhh so hottie!!!! I would let him nut in me.

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think this looks cooler than his dorky looking lizard form, will there be a specialization possible to play without those corny morphing animations, my hate also burns with the fire of a thousand suns because of that manface/smaug jaw head sculpt they made for the unaesthetic not lizard like head
    Why did cool aesthetic peak in the 80s with Giger

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, they dropped the kustom moves and the variations in fight style

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Uninteresting character design. I would have loved a mysterious ninja who was only partially a reptile. He's just another power ranger style hero now

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can fix him, sisters

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can make him worse

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am so sick of hispanics being unable to grasp the concept of the past perfect tense.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

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