RESIDENT EVIL 4

>Can't remember the name, huh? A senior moment perhaps.
What would Nu-Leon say?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Sadler! You Alzheimer-ridden freak!

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    RE4 would be a million times better if it was taken 100% seriously and all the cheesy dialogue was removed.

    Prove me wrong, you can't.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      shit bait. get out.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kind dear sir, this character is from where? Good day

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cheesy dialogue is what made RE4 fun and memorable

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        newbie, the over the shoulder camera and gameplay is what made it fun and memorable.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      RE4 the way it was led to the growing of Leon's character and also the homosexual lust for this man

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >RE4 would be a million times better if it was taken 100% seriously and the entire script was rewritten to be even more cheesy with at least two quips for every non-quip line.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >with at least two quips for every non-quip line
        isn't that the game already?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Literally RE5.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >RE4 would be a million times better if it was taken 100% seriously and the entire script was rewritten to be even more cheesy with at least two quips for every non-quip line.

        RE4 the way it was led to the growing of Leon's character and also the homosexual lust for this man

        Cheesy dialogue is what made RE4 fun and memorable

        Kind dear sir, this character is from where? Good day

        shit bait. get out.

        >defending Marvel tier quips
        Shouldn't you homosexuals be out watching the next capeshit movie?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This was the capeshit before capeshit, moron

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >cringe quips is ok because it happened before it was mainstream
            This is your brain on Ganker.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >cringe quips is ok because it happened before it was mainstream
              unironically this. everything good eventually gets run into the ground.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              literally yes, it took courage to be cheesy when every other game at that time was trying to be omega gritty and serious

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              the quips are ok because leon doesnt wink at the camera

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

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      >defending Marvel tier quips
      Shouldn't you homosexuals be out watching the next capeshit movie?

      Hey I know you! You're the guy that gives head to anyone who asks for it!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >RE4 would be a million times better if it was taken 100% seriously and all the cheesy dialogue was removed.

      >Prove me wrong, you can't.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes and no.

      On one hand, the turn to cheesy action nearly killed the franchise.
      On the other hand, it contributed to RE4's fun and enjoyment factor.

      Personally, I like nu-Leon and the grittier tone they're going with 4. It's something different and more fitting for the franchise, so I'll take it. Apparently it's going to retcon a lot of stuff as well.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >On one hand, the turn to cheesy action nearly killed the franchise.
        No this is wrong, homosexual devs that tried to replicate the success of 4 are what nearly killed the franchise.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >No this is wrong, homosexual devs that tried to replicate the success of 4 are what nearly killed the franchise.
          And 4 was full of cheesy action. Your point?

          >"Resident Evil is supposed to be serious hecking business!"
          Where does this historical revisionism come from? Is it larpers or genuine oldgays with nostalgia goggles?

          They weren't gritty. but they weren't quipping in every single cutscene either. There was balance between the camp and the horror elements.
          Also, RE1 Remake was a pretty gritty reimaging of the original, at least for its time.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Cheesy action is not a problem when done right, The Thing is considered one of the best horror movie of all time and has a lot of cheesy action moments, the first 3 RE have a lot of cheesy action moments, Evil Dead (one of the biggest influence for RE) is the king of cheesy campy horror, Sweet Home and it's videogame adaptation are campy and cheesy and they are RE precursors.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >the success of 4
          The success that made Capcom break their agreement with Nintendo because it sold so poorly they had to port it to the PS2
          Even after doing that and porting to the wii it STILL sold much less than 2 did on PS1 alone.
          It's sales figures are only what they are because it's been ported 15 times.

          It's been time for it to die off for a very long time already.
          Move aside, it did the damage and now Capcom are looking to rewrite things to remove that damage.
          4 is gone.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            okay schizo

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >On one hand, the turn to cheesy action nearly killed the franchise.
        RE was always cheesy you moron.
        Or maybe you forgot Jill "The Sandwich Master of Unlocking" Valentine?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >"Resident Evil is supposed to be serious hecking business!"
        Where does this historical revisionism come from? Is it larpers or genuine oldgays with nostalgia goggles?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Most of us were teens when RE4 came out, so the cheese actually felt badass. Went back and played it as an adult and still loved it, albeit for different reasons.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I'm talking about manchildren that say pre-RE4 Resident Evil was a gritty, well written series.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >the turn to cheesy action
        Someone didn't play the original, which was a B movie in video game form as seen with the opening. It might not have been action-packed, but it was very cheesy. The franchise is still cheesy too. What went wrong was the extreme shift to too much action, not the cheese.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Prove me wrong, you can't.
      You're a homosexual and I fricked both your mom and your dad

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I got proof for you right here. Proof.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He would show his bussy and wiener and balls on the screen, a very risky move by capcom.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    "what, cant remember her fricking name? ok boomer"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >ok boomer

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >uh...you're a fricking..., wait a second where did I have my catchphrases written down
    >*ashley rolls eyes* ugh I can't believe I'm stuck with this candyass

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    "What do you mean you dont know what a they/them bussy is? get with the time grandpa!"

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can't remember? I wish was like you, so I wouldn't remember the pain of Racoon City, the scars won't heal.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >FRICKING CAN'T REMEMBER THE FRICKING NAME, HUH!? A FRICKING SENIOR FRICKING MOMENT FRICKING PERHAPS!
    yeah demake4 will he a disaster

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically funnier than the original.
      >Fricking perhaps

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >FRICKING FRICK CAN'T REMEMBER THE FRICKING FRICKER's NAME, HUH!? A FRICKING SENIOR FRICK FRICKING MOMENT FRICKING PERHAPS! FRICK

      FTFY

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >>Can't remember the name, huh? What are you, fricking senile?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >its a day that ends in Y
    >contrarians desperately grasp at straws to bash RE4

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      dumbass all days end in Y

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Something generic like "I don't care what you send after me, I'm saving Ashley!" or "You're insane!".

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >it? IT? IT'S MA'AM

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Frick you!

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    nu leon wants SEX

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