the amount of swearing in nuRE is really inconsistent
re7 and re3 have the protags constantly shouting FRICK, but re2 and re8 are pretty tame
it fits ethan, but idk why jill had to be so angry
Jill swearing in RE3 is fricking based. I love Jill so much. RE3make Jill is the best Jill to ever exist. Sasha is the best Jill model, a complete cutie. Swearing constantly in a situation like Resident Evil only makes sense. I love how much of a sassy c**t Jill is to Nemesis. And I don't care if she treats Carlos like shit because I don't see her as being anti-man, just anti-Spic.
I like Resident Evil 3 Jill so much and find her so cute, beautiful, sexy, and charming that I would frick her ass without preparation and get her shit on my dick and I wouldn't even care, I'd just lick her armpits while I continued to frick her butt.
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Didn't ask not reading
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Also, I want to suck and lick her stuffy dirty sweaty feet after the entirety of the events of RE3 have transpired.
I wish she'd say "I'll give you STARS" line 1000 times over in increasingly terrible and more butchered readings while deepthroating me with her toes, rubbing her pussy in my face and even spitting and pissing on me.
Fastest firing pistol. It's garbage though because you don't get enough pistol ammo to actually use it like a machine gun you constantly run out of ammo.
Blacktail's thing is being the biggest waste of ammo, while having the best DPS of the handguns, which shouldn't be used for DPS anyway. All the other handguns are about maximizing damage per ammo. Red9 best damage against everything. Handgun best to potentially one shot ganados and their plagas. Punisher for mobs, though it's too situational to be viable and you're better off leaving that for the rifle or shotgun. Red9 and handgun are the best.
Fast, highest capacity, stable without stock, 2nd best damage, extremely compact compared to Red9.
I find it to be the best because inventory space is a bigger constraint than ammo and magdumping tougher enemies isn't really a problem with how many bullets RE4 likes to give you.
By making you sympathetic to their infected situation through various forgotten notes and flashback cutscenes. Or maybe through actual in-game dialogue and sound effects.
When I was 13 I legitimately thought I was just killing Mexicans because they sounded like they were Mexican and I didn't know the distinction between Spaniards and Mexicans, and that's what made the game so hilarious to me. For some reason I didn't really question why they looked European.
They already cursed in RE4, I'd just like them to keep it to a similar ratio instead of turning Leon into Ethan and having him say frick every sentence.
>Leon takes cover in quicktime-less cutscene >Camera shakes and takes focus as he aims pistol >"Hasta luego, motherfricker!" >Bullet hits barrel, engulfs Mendez in flames >Mendez, burning, stumbles forward, "AAH!! FRICKING HELL!" >Close up of his one eye turning toward Leon >He charges at Leon, first stage of battle is a burning Mr. X type Mendez >Cut to Leon, "Frick!"
Why do people just assume he's going to be the exact same character as he was in 2REmake? Original 2 Leon and original 4 Leon are pretty heavily different too so I see no reason to believe he'll be exactly as he was in 2REmake.
The leak before the trailer dropped said the team was supposedly trying hard to preserve that b-movie feel that RE4's dialogue had, so hopefully they're writing him close to how he was in the original.
let's hope it's just marketing department frickery trying to hide the soul
horror elements are what sell re games
even the scariest one, 7, has tons of goofy shit after the intro
market with leon walking through the dark forest, then in actual gameplay he's roundhouse kicking ganados in full daylight
>market with leon walking through the dark forest, then in actual gameplay he's roundhouse kicking ganados in full daylight
let's hope so, but the (dull) way leon is looking so far isn't giving me much hope
The most memorable part of playing RE5 with a friend was starting it up on the Xbox in my basement, neither of us wanting to be Sheva, both of us playing the first part and being unimpressed thinking "this game feels like shit", and then both of us going "what's that smell?" and looking around to see one of my dogs taking a shit on the basement floor. Then I said "Hahaha, it's like we're really in Africa, so immersive." and we laughed. Then I went to clean up the shit and we didn't keep playing.
I later learned that Jill comes back as Zero Suit Samus and fapped to blonde Jill a few times.
Frick you
the amount of swearing in nuRE is really inconsistent
re7 and re3 have the protags constantly shouting FRICK, but re2 and re8 are pretty tame
it fits ethan, but idk why jill had to be so angry
Jill swearing in RE3Make is annoying as hell
>"b***h can't even swim >:)"
SHUT UP AAAHHH
It's pretty realistic at least. Women don't know how to swear, they do it like a kid who just learned how to.
Jill swearing in RE3 is fricking based. I love Jill so much. RE3make Jill is the best Jill to ever exist. Sasha is the best Jill model, a complete cutie. Swearing constantly in a situation like Resident Evil only makes sense. I love how much of a sassy c**t Jill is to Nemesis. And I don't care if she treats Carlos like shit because I don't see her as being anti-man, just anti-Spic.
This
>See billion dollar bow stumble and fall on the river
>"b***h can't even swim"
Fricking based
her being tsundere to carlos is fine, since he's with umbrella
she doesn't need to swear like a ratchet bawd
YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FRICK YOU UP?
NEXT TIME TAKE THE FRICKING HINT
You got anymore jill feet? Asking for a friend.
go nuts dude
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=jill_valentine_(sasha_zotova)+feet
This but anal
I like Resident Evil 3 Jill so much and find her so cute, beautiful, sexy, and charming that I would frick her ass without preparation and get her shit on my dick and I wouldn't even care, I'd just lick her armpits while I continued to frick her butt.
Didn't ask not reading
Also, I want to suck and lick her stuffy dirty sweaty feet after the entirety of the events of RE3 have transpired.
She completely butchered the "I'll give you STARS" line. I'll never forgive them.
I wish she'd say "I'll give you STARS" line 1000 times over in increasingly terrible and more butchered readings while deepthroating me with her toes, rubbing her pussy in my face and even spitting and pissing on me.
>why jill had to be so angry
reddit masculinity
Hasta luego, frickface
>hasta luego, cabron
WTF
>Hasta luego, frickface
This would actually be awesome and based.
I wish they would do this
i miss goblino ashley
Same
anything is better than "my face is 73% filters and 15% makeup by the way I hope the white race goes extinct" egirl party prostitute
Should have used Infinite Darkness Ashley, the IG model was unnecessary
Big ears are peak sex. Everyone who thinks otherwise is a gay
"I RESPECT YOU AND YOUR CULTURE, SPANISH-SPEAKING PERSON!"
Silver Ghost > Meme9
Blacktail >>> Everything else
What was the blacktail's thing?
It was good.
It had good overall stats and it fired fast.
It made people feel like they were cool for not using the red 9.
it was able to have quicker aiming than the red9.
thats about it.
Fastest firing pistol. It's garbage though because you don't get enough pistol ammo to actually use it like a machine gun you constantly run out of ammo.
Blacktail's thing is being the biggest waste of ammo, while having the best DPS of the handguns, which shouldn't be used for DPS anyway. All the other handguns are about maximizing damage per ammo. Red9 best damage against everything. Handgun best to potentially one shot ganados and their plagas. Punisher for mobs, though it's too situational to be viable and you're better off leaving that for the rifle or shotgun. Red9 and handgun are the best.
Fast, highest capacity, stable without stock, 2nd best damage, extremely compact compared to Red9.
I find it to be the best because inventory space is a bigger constraint than ammo and magdumping tougher enemies isn't really a problem with how many bullets RE4 likes to give you.
hasta la vista
How will they get away with shooting the latinx?
there will be a 20 minute cutscene where hunnigan explains how spaniards are white
>in fact, the n-word derives from their word describing an african POC
>it comes from "mierda"!?
By making you sympathetic to their infected situation through various forgotten notes and flashback cutscenes. Or maybe through actual in-game dialogue and sound effects.
So instead of
>vivir es morir vivir es morir vivir es morir
they'll chant
>sonreir es vivir sonreir es vivir sonreir es vivir
They don't give a frick about them, hence why the term latinx even exists.
adios motherFRICKer
Hail Hydra!
TIME TO SAY GOODBYE b***h
“Trans rights are human rights El Giant.”
See ya, I'm so sad btw.
No laser only aim = no buy
Crossair in the last 2 remake and in 7 and 8 are pure shit and throw up the immersion
>Trans right are human rights
>"Fricking Wetback"
>I'm a spaniard tho and you're in my land
>FRICK YEAH I AM, 'MURICA!
When I was 13 I legitimately thought I was just killing Mexicans because they sounded like they were Mexican and I didn't know the distinction between Spaniards and Mexicans, and that's what made the game so hilarious to me. For some reason I didn't really question why they looked European.
>they sounded like they were Mexican
They actually did sound Mexican, you aren't wrong. It was a pretty notable accent
Seeing how new Leon swears a lot now and also he says a spanish word he probably say "Vete a la verga" or "A Chingar a su madre".
that's not european spanish THOUGH
He'll say
>regresa, moromierda!
"You're gonna burn alright!"
>mutilating bodies, guts and gore
GOOD
>harmless curse words
BAD
AHHHHHHHHHHH HELP ME IMMERSION!!!!
Did the nogs yell any curse word in re5? did they even speak any african language? Cant remember rn
They already cursed in RE4, I'd just like them to keep it to a similar ratio instead of turning Leon into Ethan and having him say frick every sentence.
I actually thought Leon was so damn cool because he'd say "shit." It was a different time.
>"Devuelve el oro a Latinoamérica"
>What a fricking Black person
>Leon takes cover in quicktime-less cutscene
>Camera shakes and takes focus as he aims pistol
>"Hasta luego, motherfricker!"
>Bullet hits barrel, engulfs Mendez in flames
>Mendez, burning, stumbles forward, "AAH!! FRICKING HELL!"
>Close up of his one eye turning toward Leon
>He charges at Leon, first stage of battle is a burning Mr. X type Mendez
>Cut to Leon, "Frick!"
This is the most believable and realistic scenario so far.
too realistic
>I see the president has equipped his daughter with a strong and feminine sense of independence as well. yaaaaas!
>Ho ho, excuse me, your highness! Perhaps someone should introduce their pronouns first before asking someone their name.
Why do people just assume he's going to be the exact same character as he was in 2REmake? Original 2 Leon and original 4 Leon are pretty heavily different too so I see no reason to believe he'll be exactly as he was in 2REmake.
his voice in the trailer sounds like the insecure rookie he was in 2re
re4 leon had an aloof command of the situation
I really appreciate that aloofness of the original re4 Leon.
because the trailer literally establishes how he can't sleep and has the hecking ptsd!
The leak before the trailer dropped said the team was supposedly trying hard to preserve that b-movie feel that RE4's dialogue had, so hopefully they're writing him close to how he was in the original.
let's hope it's just marketing department frickery trying to hide the soul
horror elements are what sell re games
even the scariest one, 7, has tons of goofy shit after the intro
market with leon walking through the dark forest, then in actual gameplay he's roundhouse kicking ganados in full daylight
>market with leon walking through the dark forest, then in actual gameplay he's roundhouse kicking ganados in full daylight
let's hope so, but the (dull) way leon is looking so far isn't giving me much hope
RE trailers are not really representative of the tone of the game. They'll always portray it as some generic horror game to appeal to the normalgays.
>Feel the Bern 2024!
doubt it.
claire on the other hand...she'd probably say something even worse.
FRICK
So Resident Evil 5 and 6 remake are coming too?
There is absolutely no chance in hell they remake RE5 without very heavily changing it.
The most memorable part of playing RE5 with a friend was starting it up on the Xbox in my basement, neither of us wanting to be Sheva, both of us playing the first part and being unimpressed thinking "this game feels like shit", and then both of us going "what's that smell?" and looking around to see one of my dogs taking a shit on the basement floor. Then I said "Hahaha, it's like we're really in Africa, so immersive." and we laughed. Then I went to clean up the shit and we didn't keep playing.
I later learned that Jill comes back as Zero Suit Samus and fapped to blonde Jill a few times.
remake 1 first
>VOTE FOR BIDEN, b***h
>Sorry, but following a birthing person's lead just isn't my style.
>Like you, I'm American. And that's cringe. *kneels*
>What would Nu-Leon say in this situation?
feliz navidad
FRICKING GODDAMN LATIN-EQUIS PIECES OF SHIT
Hasta la vista, gayman
>No thanks, Xir!